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2016-07-13 10:26:33 Post No. 694402908
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:26:33 Post No. 694402908 [Report]
Hi, I'm God.
Ask me anything.

I re\ad it all.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:28:34 Post No.694403097
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Will you give me some cool super powers fam?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:32:47 Post No.694403438
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:32:47 Post No.694403438 [Report]
Why are your followers such colossal faggots?

Why do you play the role of an absentee/deadbeat dad to the whole fucking world?

Why do stupid people think telepathically "telling" you that they believe in you is a free ticket to break literally every commandment?

What is the point of anything in the bible (the core message of being a good person) if you can get away with literally anything by just telepathically apologizing?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:33:02 Post No.694403457
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:33:02 Post No.694403457 [Report]
>>694403097
Mourn more.
Double yourself more.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:35:13 Post No.694403625
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>>694403457
lol come on fam dont be so cryptic now

give me some awesome magic powers please ... or atleast say no
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:36:12 Post No.694403708
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:36:12 Post No.694403708 [Report]
The sun will beat down much colder than tomorrow today.

It is written.
You gained telepathy by sin.

The sin was a question of how there can be more humans.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:37:10 Post No.694403782
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>>694402908
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:38:21 Post No.694403876
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:38:21 Post No.694403876 [Report]
>>694403625
The more life there is, the more confused the cold sun becomes.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:39:09 Post No.694403934
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:39:09 Post No.694403934 [Report]
>>694402908
Is there still hope for me to become a usefull member society or should i just give it up and write a book or make money in onlinegames or something?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:40:42 Post No.694404056
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:40:42 Post No.694404056 [Report]
>>694403782
Eye will no longer have a quarter.
It's been defeated.
Read as unenlightened.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:41:26 Post No.694404111
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:41:26 Post No.694404111 [Report]
>>694403708
>>694403876
u mean u gave me telepathy?
ok how do i use it i just tried it on my shoes and it dont work.

also i ll still go to heaven right? thats how it works cause jesus died for me right? or are you a different dude
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:42:19 Post No.694404186
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:42:19 Post No.694404186 [Report]
>>694404111
No. He gave you AIDS.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:42:44 Post No.694404211
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:42:44 Post No.694404211 [Report]
>>694403934
Saturn descends.
You will sit your earnings.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:43:55 Post No.694404306
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:43:55 Post No.694404306 [Report]
>>694404111
I AM T
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:44:20 Post No.694404341
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:44:20 Post No.694404341 [Report]
>>694402908
What will I do for a living
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:44:37 Post No.694404364
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:44:37 Post No.694404364 [Report]
>>694404186
awwww shieeet
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:45:47 Post No.694404448
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:45:47 Post No.694404448 [Report]
>>694404341
How do you want to continue?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:46:06 Post No.694404471
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:46:06 Post No.694404471 [Report]
Prove youre god. Say my name and how much weed i smoked last night.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:46:30 Post No.694404503
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:46:30 Post No.694404503 [Report]
>>694402908
If you could fly, would you?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:47:15 Post No.694404564
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Stfu faggot
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:47:51 Post No.694404602
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:47:51 Post No.694404602 [Report]
can you make this post end in doubles?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:48:09 Post No.694404635
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:48:09 Post No.694404635 [Report]
Say my name you faggot god
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:48:25 Post No.694404644
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:48:25 Post No.694404644 [Report]
Why did you make niggers inferior?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:48:57 Post No.694404684
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:48:57 Post No.694404684 [Report]
>>694404503
Anything is possible, but I do I want to seen followed.
It is written.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:09 Post No.694404694
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Tell me who this is.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:10 Post No.694404695
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:10 Post No.694404695 [Report]
When is WW3 going to start?
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:33 Post No.694404724
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:33 Post No.694404724 [Report]
How nice that you finally stopped pretending you aren't.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:48 Post No.694404739
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:49:48 Post No.694404739 [Report]
>>694404694
Jimmy Dean
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:50:06 Post No.694404763
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:50:06 Post No.694404763 [Report]
>>694404694
A trap
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:50:33 Post No.694404793
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:50:33 Post No.694404793 [Report]
404 is DoD.
You're not allowed to speak, but I forgive you for your sins.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:51:55 Post No.694404904
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:51:55 Post No.694404904 [Report]
I have a plan to finally end space and time.
You don't have to be reborn anymore.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:52:05 Post No.694404919
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:52:05 Post No.694404919 [Report]
>>694404739

dont fuck with jimmy dean

motherfucker
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:52:08 Post No.694404923
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:52:08 Post No.694404923 [Report]
>>694404564
/b/ is full of summer newfags they don't recognize this picture /x/ anon
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:52:36 Post No.694404963
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:52:36 Post No.694404963 [Report]
>>694404211
>Saturn descends
no it doesnt. Also how is saturns movement relevant for your answer? You are god, you can make shit move like you want
>You will sit your earnings
What is this even supposed to mean? I'm not a native speaker sorry, can somebody tell me what that means? Already tried google translater and it tells me i will sit on my earnings, which doesnt make sense i guess.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:53:33 Post No.694405040
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:53:33 Post No.694405040 [Report]
>>694402908
That sequence has been calculated wrongly.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:54:01 Post No.694405072
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:54:01 Post No.694405072 [Report]
You will never know world peace until two of you can simultaneously look me in the eye.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:54:13 Post No.694405087
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:54:13 Post No.694405087 [Report]
>>694402908
>>694403097
>>694403438
>>694403457
Samefag
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:55:17 Post No.694405155
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:55:17 Post No.694405155 [Report]
>>694404923
Sure we do..
It's your father the moment before he takes my 12yo niggerpenis in his sweet little mouth. Heil Hitler comrade.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:55:50 Post No.694405191
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:55:50 Post No.694405191 [Report]
>>694405040
7 is G.

The sun feels cold, but is written to feel good and to be hot.
If fire is now your warmth, I forgive.

This is my second coming.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:56:29 Post No.694405236
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:56:29 Post No.694405236 [Report]
>>694404684
So you would try crystal meth in a heartbeat
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:57:59 Post No.694405326
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:57:59 Post No.694405326 [Report]
6AM no sleep can't sleep wat do
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:57:59 Post No.694405327
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:57:59 Post No.694405327 [Report]
>>694405191
Isnt it like you third coming dude or like the fourth? I mean you are not the fuckimg jew-god are you? If yes, gtfo and kys.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:58:12 Post No.694405339
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:58:12 Post No.694405339 [Report]
Pain is an illusion.
It is written, but not felt.

All drugs have become the same.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:59:39 Post No.694405434
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>>694405191
Still the sequences are
1248751
369
999
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:59:57 Post No.694405449
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 10:59:57 Post No.694405449 [Report]
>>694405327
It is written.
The word second should be read as enlightened.
Enlightenment will soon be over.
The eye will disappear, and you will go back.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:04:27 Post No.694405750
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:04:27 Post No.694405750 [Report]
Send envelope
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:05:44 Post No.694405844
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:05:44 Post No.694405844 [Report]
Hail Satan.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:07:31 Post No.694405971
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:07:31 Post No.694405971 [Report]
>>694405434
The eye feels different emotions (know) one knows.

The familiar song will bend.

Watch your weather change.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:09:40 Post No.694406117
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:09:40 Post No.694406117 [Report]
Reincarnation bend.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:10:33 Post No.694406171
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:10:33 Post No.694406171 [Report]
Finally.

Praise.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:12:02 Post No.694406264
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:12:02 Post No.694406264 [Report]
>>694406171
Goodbye eye.
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:26:22 Post No.694407246
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:26:22 Post No.694407246 [Report]
Will i ever own a gaming company
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:26:54 Post No.694407283
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 11:26:54 Post No.694407283 [Report]
Where's my Pocket Pikachu?
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