>>694402753
make another one of these shit-ass threads

>>694402848
/thread

>>694402753
finally find out what masturbation feels like with a vagina

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>>694402848
/thread

Fuck off OP

>>694402753
Break in my new vagina and start using it to make money.

Quit job, become gaming streamer and facecam tits for "donations"

Smoke Meth

Get free drinks.

claim i was raped and make a random dude go to jail and pay me big bucks

>>694403471
kek

>>694402753
Sucking off as many cock as I can.

Stay half-asleep with a pillow snuggled up against my new breasts.

Have my ex-gf fuck me hard with a strapon.
fuck yeah!!

>>694402753
Rape my husband.

>>694402753
Enslave a man with my tits and never work a day in my life

>>694403624
But anon, we all know you're already doing that.

>>694402753
take a piss

>>694402753
Masterbate

>>694403770
Unfortunately I'm not. My gf won't let me :(

Test the new machinery while trying to keep it quiet.

>>694404034
good girl

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>>694402753
Go whore myself out for a day or two so I can buy a GTX 1080

>>694404034
sure "girl" "friend"

>>694402753
Roll over and have lesbian sex with my girlfriend.

>>694404222
Trips checkd

Suck so much fucking cock.
Get cum all over my face, it turns me on so.
Just dick, all day.

>>694404265
"what"
"are"
"you"
"doing"

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Cry with joy as it's practically the only thing I've needed ;-; fucking transgenderism ;-;

Masturbate
I've always wondered what a female orgasm feels like. Looks like it feels pretty good.

>>694404462
Second that.
Also finally being dominated properly.

>>694402753
I would probably walk in the street, get stare raped and complain about it on the internet

>>694404563
Nah, they fake it. I've seen a girl masturbate on cam thinking she was alone and she almost looked bored.

>>694402753
Fuck, I'll shove anything up my pussy if that were the case
Fist, dumbbell bar, old trophies, anything
I'd use and abuse that pussy

>>694404988
Shove a 40 pound dumbbell up there and do squats

>>694402753
Instantaneously increase my chances of getting hired in my industry (video game design) by about 4500%, assuming how attractive I am doesn't change. Plenty of competent designers with degrees. A competent designer with a degree who is a HOT GRILL? Fucking instant 50k+/y job straight outta university.

>>694402753
play with tits

>>694402753
easy
make porn videos maturbating myself
go to all public bathrooms and change rooms from pools and others (of course with my spy camera)
later try to do "lesbian" porn with my girlfriend (saying her it was me or raping her; recording all)
and i think that's all

oh i forgott
later i can make money selling the videos
and that day i probably try to do something ilegal
because nobody is going to recognise me later

Probably just be really confused about the whole situation, eat a ton of deserts, become fat.

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>>694404835

wow i didn't know there was 1 girl that represented the whole fucking female department

>>694402753
masturbate all day in a locker room.

>>694402753
register on twitch.tv

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Get really fat

>>694403624
Should be something different from what you do now.

>>694404624
Why wait?

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>>694407392

>>694402753

I'd say to myself : " Damn, that shit posting 9fag fag saw it coming. "

>>694407392
for real though why doesn't every single roastie do this?

Fap

I've always been really into spanking women, so maybe I'd try it from the other side. Find a guy to pin me over his lap and spank me until I kicked and screamed.

Damn /b/, you guys would make for some really shitty girls.

>>694407883
autistic trap lovers don't make good bitches.

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Find the first poor bastard that will fuck me, and then arrest him for child support for the next 18 fucking years. Then scream muh feminism when people have a problem with it.

>>694402753
Use my vag for evil

Do i lesbian tho
??

Masturbate and get depressed upon realizing that if I turned into a female, I've probably got an inferior, woman's brain too.

>>694403910
Me too, who the fuck are all these faggots with giant ass bladders

>>694408675
Serena Williams.

She got crazy titties and a big ole balloon.

>>694407883
well I imagine I'd pretty much be me but with a vagina and tits.

The only thing I would do that I currently can't do legally is showering with other girls at the pool.

I don't like dick, and I get enough sex currently that I don't think vag would improve it.

Actually I think having a vag might make it more difficult to find girls to fuck.... the only plus is that men are easy to manipulate if you let them think they can tap that.

>>694408984
>I don't like dick
too late. You a bitch nigger.

>>694402753
Take several hours to get "ready" then sit at home all day browsing tumblr and pintrest.

Cry because women make less money than men.

>>694409099
Well if I have to be a nigger, then your bike can be mine.

Also I'm the kind of asshole that if I was a girl, I'd flirt with you really hard, then tell you that you were like my best friend and dating you would be weird.

Maybe you'd buy me ice cream or something, I dunno

>>694409311
Not when it comes to prostitution

>>694409335
>Well if I have to be a nigger, then your bike can be mine.
If your not a nigger, you can't steal my bike.

>>694409437
Ever heard of Bill Clinton?

>>694409629
No, what movies were he in?

Suicide.... don't want to be girl.

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>>694402753
Dress up in cute clothes and cosplay, post pics, make a living off streaming.

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>>694409906
Such good bait!

>>694402753
masturbate

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>>694402848
/thread

>>694409906
some like it hawt

>>694410060
not liek now.

>>694409606
Being a nigger is like playing as a khajiit. You don't 'have' to steal shit, but the guards are going to blame you anyways and the jarls aren't going to let you into their towns.

Fucking racial bonus's though... Khajiit got them

>>694410067
too late

wear skimpy clothes and stream league of legends or overwatch or hearthstone for donations

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>>694410132

>>694407545
My gf won't let me.