>>694401799
Sharpie in pooper
timestamp

>>694401799
swallow it

Wait for it

>>694401799
Did you buy lube?

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I liked the look of those pretty things but they're very small. I just bought this thing.

>>694402036
No ;-;

>>694402257
Go buy some lube lmao. Can buy it anywhere

>>694401799

dubs decide

>>694402500

damn, i say you gift it to your grandma

just use spit as a lube btw. that thing's small enough to suck and gob all over.

>>694402588
Nice dubs XD

>>694402588
fuck

>>694402588
Lol Winrar

>>694402450
>>694402257
Hair conditioner is good lube for everything. Don't use shampoo though. That burns everything instead.

>>694402588
That was quick.

>>694401799
Wait for it to arrive and shove it in your ass.

>>694402737
Nice thinking

>>694402680
I disagree. Lube is much nicer than conditioner... Just buy some real lube. Person selling it wont know what it's for or care. Theyll think you're being a boss and getting some ass if anything.

>>694402857
Ya or I can harvest my grams bone marrow for lube

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>>694402680
Or...oooor....buy lube

>>694402967
That sounds better. Yeah do that instead

>>694401799
start eating apples

>>694403126
Ya I think the texture would just be spot on.

>>694403231
Why?

>>694403231
You know you can get high from putting an apple in your ass because it contains THC XD

>>694402967
Pop it up your gram and use her as lube.

>>694403405
XD Ram it in and out of her until she bleeds and use the blood for lube

>>694403374
so your turds get the fiber they need to slide right out and then you have a cleaner but with less shit on your toy. gay much?

>>694403386
Lol what? Is this troll or???

>>694403734
No that's actually true u can google it or something

prepare your anus ?

>>694403791
theres little thc in them, doubt it would get you high.

>>694403791
Omfg this is the best news ive heard in a while. Time to fuck myself with apples

>>694403986
Awwee so i need to smoke weed with an apple in my ass if i want to get high while fucking myself with apples?

>>694404003
XD that would definitely be a feat

>almost trips

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>>694404003
do be so kind as to tell us how you like them apples

>>694401799
>>694402500
>>694402588
>>694403522
Check 'em

And OP, you should wait patiently untill ot arrives.

>>694404099
>>694404136
When i was a kid (like 14) i tried to fit an apple in my ass. Didnt quite fit. 24 now with much more experience plus i can buy smaller apples. If it actually gets me high that would be amazing.

>>694404150
Or...or ambush the factory packaging them take 9 employees hostage then kill the rest and their children?

>>694404369
And you could eat it afterwards XD

>>694404429

Kek. I did fit a cucumber in my ass when i was a kid. With a condom on it. Washed it and put it back in the fridge. My mom put it in a salad...

Apples in ass can get you high, what a time to be alive!

seriously somebody try this and let us know pls

>>694404671
Omfg XD you should have like thrown it in the outside trash or something (or fed it to babies)

>>694404702
I will definitely do it at some point. Not soon enough to put in this thread though. Ill post in a couple days or something once i do it whether or not it works

>>694404855
just bump it a fuck ton if it dies because I want to see it

>>694404939
Thread probably wont survive if it ends up being "tried putting apples in my ass to get high cause thc in them - it didnt work" so hopefully it works lol

>apple in pooper maymayee?

>>694401799
>wat do
You put it in your butt you fucking retard.

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>>694404939
Found this. Says 5 apples to get high lol

>>694405840
XD well fuck that will be a challenge but not impossible

give it your mom for birthday

>>694406075
I dont think you need to insert them all at once XD. Just pop em in for 2 mins each i would guess. Haha idk.

Or idea: slice the skin off since thats where is says thc is and put all five in ass that way, then proced to make pies with peeled apples

>>694406488
lol i don't know if it would get released if you did that though

>>694401799
get a real life

>>694406645
>newfag detected

>>694406560
Need longer time?
Or are you talking about peeling them? Peeling them seems optimal to me because it should increase surface area if im not mistaken

>>694406880
Probably a mix of both because it did say you couldnt cut them because the heat fucks it or something

>>694406959
Ahhhh i need to read more carefully. I just skimmed it! Thanks. I'll insert them whole.

>>694407101
Jesus rest in anal distress XD

>>694407166
Apples not that bad. You've seen fisting before?

>>694407282
Ya I've also seen those porn videos where amputees stick their whole stumps in each other's asses.

>>694407101
An apple a day keeps the doctor away ...
5 apples day ( in the rectum) put you in clinic for days....

so no worries.. just do it.. but please take picures and post here

>>694407616
I think you'd put them in 1 at a time

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>>694407393
this one?

>>694407393
Omfg I've never seen that. But i have seen dudes with stump cocks cumming

>>694406711
Who are you calling a newfag, newfag. I've been here since the start of summer, i've seen every rekt, trap and ylyl thread there is too see. Rekt is nothing to me, I eat CP for breakfast and you cry about it, yeah, thats right friendo, I know everything about CP now, you're lucky i'm behind a computer or i'd beat your ass from what I learned in /fit/, looks like i'll just have to hack the shit out of you then pussy. Me a newfag? I'm almost an oldfag and you are just a piece of shit wonna be. I'm gonna doxx you so hard kid, i'll find out where you live in 2.5 seconds and fuck your mom while you're downstairs in the basement eating chicken tendies and getting fatter and fatter, fatty. You're gonna regret saying that, pussy, I have seen screenshots of all the classic threads on /b/, you don't even know son.

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>>694401799
>wat do /b/?

Prepare your anus.

>>694407838
i feel like that's copy pasta
>the start of the summer

>>694407791
Ya those are fucking disgusting

>>694407713
thats bullshit.. there is not THC in apples...

the only thing what makes you "hight" is the endorphin liberate by your brain to compence the pain... like in BDSM practice or Sport

>>694404136
souce on dat pic

>>694407838

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>>694408035
My ass is stretched out a bit... Not going to be painful for me with a smaller apple.

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>>694401799
wait till the 19th then use butt plug

>>694408035
There is m8

>>694408157
Good plan

How the fuck has this thread survived so long XD

>>694408391
Turned into a stoner thread about getting high off anal play with apples

>>694408577
>dubs

Thats like all of the internet combined without the nigger jokes

>>694408577
i hope somebody screencapt it...

>>694401799
ask your mom for permission to use it

>>694408119
you prostata massage too?

>>694401799
Where from and how much?

>>694408769
I'm a gay bottom. Have taken some big boys.

>>694408846
It was on Amazon for like 7$ u want link?

>>694408872
>nigger dick

>>694408970
Are buttplugs showing up in amazon ads in your email and websites now?

>>694409164
Maybe for you because thats how ad companies track people lol

Just use AD-Block and Blur to stop dat

>>694401799
I bought this one, you are going to have a bad time. it isn't really clear but theres a point, at the end its not fully rounded. It will stab your insides and your ass will bleed from it.

>>694409018
Lol have had a black dude once, he was avg size. Biggest dick ive taken was a white high school teacher. 9 inch thick as hell.

>>694409337
Nice XD

stick it up your ass, faggot.

>>694409362
Was it your teacher?

>>694409533
No, just a dude i met on a gay hookup site. Was pretty cool. He warned me about one of his students who was underage and on the site.

>>694409778
O shit XD personally I'm not gay but that still sounds pretty good lol

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>>694401799

>>694409337
lol wat?
the are soft and smooth , perfectly safe... i have them in 3 different size to play with when i had some women over ... the love them

and metal is easy to clean and better then silicon

>>694410034
XD fuck

>>694409927
Yeah, i live a couple hours away from him so i dont see him very much, he sends me messages pretty often cause he likes how i suck cock and stuff. Most guys have trouble with a dick that big etc.

>>694410065
well that's reassuring

>>694410153
Ya that sounds pretty DEEP

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>>694410320
Lmao im not OP. Im the guy who's gunna try to get high off apples in my ass.

>>694410320
That's not OP lol

>>694410406
XD

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>>694401799
best job ever, he is of making of picture of ass stick and dosent afraid of anyone

>>694410464
wat XD

>>694410406
>>694410409
Still a faggot lol

>>694410568

*hits rib cage with a brick until death*

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>>694410568
Lol when did you figure that out? When i said i was gunna put 5 apples in my ass or when i said that theres a guy with a 9 inch cock who loves the way i suck it and take it in my ass?

>>694410985
Tldr

Me: im a faggot
You: you're a faggot
Me: correct

>>694410568
When youd find that out? When I said I wasn't gay or that i bought a butt plug? XD

>>694401799
shove it up your ass you stupid motherfucker

>>694410436
>>694410555
get out 18+

>>694411262
Sound like a plan.

>>694411307
Im the OP lol

>>694411350
i can tell

Buy lube aswell

Wait till then? What a stupid thread.

>>694401799
Prepare your anus.

>>694401799
kek the guys taking the pictures? I wonder what you have to do to get that job

>>694413123
lol I also saw their reflections and was thinking how fucking weird is that for two guys to take a pic of a butt plug how would you even describe your job

>>694401799
you bought the absolute smallest and cheapest one on amazon so i guess you shove it up your ass forget about it and lose it you fucknut

>>694414369
Ya I just did it with some remaining gift card balance

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this pic is me irl if you were wondering, and i didn't go plug 2 mouth but just wanted to stop by to remind the internet that i have a princess plug hehehhe