>>694401630
lol

>>694401677
Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>694401719
what the fuck this is so retarded, i cant stop laughing at this

Car vs bike http://youtu.be/1aaApfk9c8E

>>694401630
that pillion is extremely lucky.

>>694401874
Story

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/1

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>>694405852
/3

>>694405967
Sauce please? Oh fuck that is hot

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>>694405967
/4

>>694401630
the passenger had god on his side, how he managed to get out of that is amazing.
the driver....well hes toast

>>694401677
People in asia get on the floor and wobble when someone gets shot?

>>694406354
more like devastated parents

>>694406424
anything happened to the girl? story?

>>694401630
well idiot driver got what he deserved, passanger got away i hope only that these poor truck driver wasn't badly hurt

>>694401719

from desk clerk to rekt telletubby in 3 seconds

>>694406424
>be me
>see this going down
>deck girl who kicked her in the face
>deck any girl who even lays a hand on me after
>phone police
>legally beat women
>bang beat up girl
>be Alpha

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>>694406565
She's fine. This kid, not so much.

>>694406664
kek

>>694406424
why dont she fight back

>>694406537

kek

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>>694406702
You'd probably just watch from the sidelines because of the bystander effect.

>>694406702

This guy just outed himself as full on Omega.

>>694406727
There are like six girls, it isn't worth it, if how don't on PW how to fight.

Howl321 on kik
Young girls pics and vids trades

>>694406835
fbi thanks u 4 your tip

>>694406920
Cesar Milan did the right thing. The dog may have been mistreated/abused and when he moved his hand closer to a otherwise looking calm dog it triggered something inside the dog and it's instinct was to attack.

No yelling or commanding would make the dog stop, you either pull your arm/hand out of it's grasp or you use force to get it off.

>>694406256
most amazing light game ever seen

>>694406798

>bystander effect

what a fucking crock of shit,got any other choice pseudo psychology for us anon?

>>694406479

Story on this shitfest?

>>694401677
i saw this video several times, anyone can explain me what's happened here?

>>694405448
He was running late to work

>>694407095
Did he die?

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>>694407251
I agree. A more dominating approach is needed when training dogs than most people think. You can't just say its name softly and expect it to shut up and obey you.

>>694406598
That dude's a fucking BAMF. Must have taken all of his composure not to shoot that faggot in the face.

>>694406256
I feel like I just entered the Matrix or fucking Tron or something after watching that.

>>694407422
Son was telling dad he's gonna commit suicide, dad doesn't believe so he gives gun, son kills himself actually. the end.

>>694406256
groovy

>>694407448
why was he even parked there that fucking dumbass?

>>694407095
That cloud of snow as he hits the ground looks like something from Loony Tunes

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>>694407326
Westermarck effect is nice to explain why your cousins are hot and your sister is not.

>>694407251

I would have liked to see the dog bite his face off. yup.

>>694407595


oh you

>>694407251
>a otherwise looking calm dog
are you blind or retarded? do you even know what a dog is

>>694407448
>1 guy crashes
>20 more crash
>People still have no idea that brakes exist in that moment
Wow i hope i die the instant i become this fucking stupid..

>>694407422

Son behind the counter says he's never heard what a gun looks like. His dad says don't be such a retard and clean my gun. Son let's curiosity get the better of him.

>>694407693
what?

>>694407693

no please anon
tell us what a dog is

>>694407396
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/israel-shocking-cctv-footage-shows-palestinian-attack-bus-stop-1523846

>>694406713
A nice salad. Joey Salads.

>>694407623
>yup

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>>694406256
/5

>>694407326
Have you ever seen a fucking anything that has ever happened where someone alpha'd like you said you would? No. It doesn't happen.

>>694407251
Nearly..
If you know the dog was being abused or somehow mistreated, you shouldn't stretch your hand towards its face (you should never do this to a dog if you cant be 100% sure he wont bite). Cesar Milan is indeed very popular and hyped for his training, but actually his training isnt very 'humanely'. In the video he kicks the dog.
He uses techniques like e. g. choke collars, he throws things like keys or hard things to the sog if it does something it isn't allowed to (instead of making clear to the dog WHY it is bad to do this and this).

Cesar Milan disgusts me.

(Btw: my dad is also a well-known dog "trainer" /silent dog man or in german: Hundeschweiger/ he is known in Austria, Germany, Czech Rep., Slovakia and so on. He doesn't need commandos or any harmful materials)

>>694406598
Retard deserves to get shot, SHOOT HIM, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>>694407907

>uh huh


https://youtu.be/E3fPEK5geK0

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>>694407925
/6

>>694406702
Alpha as a motherfucker.

>>694401719
He's going to chase that guy down the street with a fucking knife sticking out of his head? I'm fucking dying here.

>>694407944

oh but it does anon.as a matter of fact there is a whole movement behind that sort of "no more" mentality.

>>694407923

>when /b/ tries stuff.

>>694407445
no, just broke a few bones

>>694407145
lol that guy was on Tosh.0

>>694407499
humanity are mad, thx

>>694407595
if anything /b/ is proof of that being false

>>694408245
Well I'm relieved

>>694407264
That's what these dumb fucks get lol, enjoy jumping off dangerous cliffs, risking your life.

>>694407923
What's that gas?

>>694407445

He landed on someone's mom who hadn't posted in one of those breads

>>694408213
Thanks for proving my point.

>>694408465
Nerve gas.

>>694408334
Is he seizing or something?

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I remember when these threads used to be dominated by gifs. So many of them have been lost to time. I really wish I could see that gif of the protestors being run over by an ambulance one last time.

>>694408514
Hes playing didgeridoo nerve gas...bullshit

>>694408512

you eat soup with a fork by chance?

>>694406702
you win /b/

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>>694408465
He's vaping with a fog machine. You just pour a shitload of vape juice in there and start smoking.

>>694408526

No. Someone started playing skrillex

>>694408526
when the kush hit you

>>694407445
no actually didnt

>>694408334

when the phil collins is just that good.

>>694401630
this ALMOST happened to me and my gf in thailand. i almost killed us because i had never rode a scooter before. the police came, and we were so lucky not to die. im talking 2 seconds either way and we'd be dead . poor fucking guy in the vid

>>694408334
Heroin? Meth? what did he do?

>>694406727
yes, when one bee is stinging you, kick the nest.
sounds like a good idea.

>>694404002

dude... we're too old... no one's getting that one :D

>>694408639
>starts pounding the ground

he deserves everything he's got coming for being this much of a fucking retard

>>694406727
because shes a feminine woman, not a she-beast

>>694406424
I'd do the same to this fat whore, then call the police

>>694408639

You would think after already losing his eye that taking advice from /b/ of not a good idea.

Whats the most dangerous thing i could do with a sponge?

>>694407961
>(instead of making clear to the dog WHY it is bad to do this and this).
You understand nothing about the limited brain capabilities of animals. You're training a dog, not raising a child.

>>694408841
why would you drive a scooter in thailand on an open road with your gf on the back if you never practiced before ? damn stupid cunt

>>694408465

retard decided to vape with a fog machine. I have no issues with vaping, but retards like this should not reproduce

>>694409428
Dogs are smart enough to understand the intentions behind words despite never hearing those words before in their life

>>694409428
youre stupid to think animals cant be smart, african grey parrots are as emotionally developed as a 6 year old child

>>694409430
it's like asking to be crushed by a truck hauling coal.

>>694407961
>He doesn't need commandos or any harmful materials

neither does Cesar if you actually watched his show

>>694408842
cigarettes. they are the #1 killer.

>>694401874
Fake?

>>694401770
who the fuck recorded m in GTA V?

>>694408334
that guy is on some serious shit, whoah, what the fuck has he taken, is he gonna die??

>>694409536
No, no they aren't.

>>694409557
>smart
>emotionally developed
These are not the same thing.

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People getting run over.

>>694408639
>bro, ive had enough, im going to kill myself, my wife has left me and ive lost my job
>"nah man, you... you dont have to kill yourself mate... erm
>nope ive decided i dont care about life
>"well... why dont you just do crazy shit man, like shoot a firework in your eyes, or fire a flare at your head"
>yeah ok fuck it what could go wrong

>>694410106
I wonder if this was the bus running the small truck off the road and it couldn't break in time, or if the small truck was retarded and tried to pass on the shoulder.

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Scooter demonstrating to its owner that it has no suspension.

>>694408234
this guy ws actually from reddit cause they're vapefags over there

>>694410214

probably the shoulder.That truck had no chance to stop anyway

>>694409428
He doesn't understand words, right. So how do dogs/animals communicate? Exactly. Body language. They smell if you have fear, they feel if you are happy and the know when you are angry. But they have no clue why.

Example:
>dog alone in the house
>you come back
>dog chewed on everything
Now, if you shout at the dog, he gets scared and looks like "he is sorry" but the dog has no idea why you shouted at him.
It may stop chewing on things, but not because the dog knows it's bad, but because it is afraid of the consequences. And this is not very humanely tbh

>>694409430
because when your drunk and some thai fucker says "hey you, big man you drive big bike, impress girl yeah!!" you dont exactly make the best cost-benefit decision of your life.

luckily my gf escaped with just a broken foot. as im typing this out i realise i sound like a fucking moron, but like i said it seemed cool at the time

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>>694407925
WE FOUND OIL!!!!

>>694410106
i love the guy who looks, sees the van coming and turns away, what the fuck was he thinking

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The guy who held on did it on purpose.

>>694409689
Actually I met him a few times and also saw some shows (I was pretty impressed some years ago..) but believe me. He doesn't treat the dogs as most people think. Spray water with waterbottles into the dog's face? That's not a nice way to train a dog.

>if you watched his shows
Yeah, as if he would show any brutal techniques in tv. It is hidden and cut.

>>694410527
right on the base of the spine... judging by the lack of impulsive reaction it could be quite serious. The usual reaction is to unconciously reach with your hand to the pained area, but this guy just goes limp.

the guy who held him, probably bullied him his whole life under the guise of friendship

>>694410655
spraying water into a dogs face is pretty fucking standard bro

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>>694405448
Some dickweed cyclists held a "own the road" event where they took over the streets and stopped people from driving anywhere. That guy in the car was fed up and plowed through everyone. In the extended version of that webm, the surviving bikers chased him, then ran away when the driver turned around for another go.

>>694404194
> ''american propaganda. russian missiles the best''

>>694410957
Standard doesn't mean it's good. How'd you feel if everytime you do a mistake, someone aggressively sprays water on you. Especially for animals it's very confusing and scaring

>>694410655
Dogs do NOT respond well to you treating them like princesses when they do something wrong. My neighbor has a dog that barks all day and all she does to try and stop it is call out its name softly. Of course, it doesn't work because the dog thinks it's doing a good job. One kick to the ribs mid howl is all she'd need to do.

>>694406565
>>694406424
Little Late for the party but I will explain this:
Happened in Germany

>Group of girls approaching her
>One girl says something like "Why are you talking to my boyfriend?"
>Starting to beat her
>Other girls laugh
>They call her slut and that she should leave her boyfriend alone
>Girl falls to the ground
>Girls laugh more
>One girls, the one that was filming, says "She peed herself" more laughter (You can actually see little wet spot in the crotch when you look closely)
>keep beating her, kicking, laughing, calling her slut and why she is crying and so on
>One says "Fuck She is bleeding, look she is bleeding" A little panic in her voice
>end of video

Of course the facebook accounts were leaked after this and they received death threats and so on. The regular procedure

>>694411135
>Awwww the poor doggy

Fuck it. Hit that thing with a fucking cane when it acts out and it will stop acting out.

>>694407264
That piece of rock was there to punish him.

>>694401630
God loved them

>>694410957
sadly you can't do the same with niggers

>>694410382
And you were drunk. The thai is not the fucker. YOU are. Shame your gf was injured and you walked out unarmed.

>>694408527

I lost to this one.

>>694408639

Didn't die. Deserved to.

>>694406424
any chance with sound?

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>>694411706
Not on 4chan, thanks be to moot. He was worried that people would put screamers into webms.

>>694411706
It's german, wouldn't make much sense when you don't speak german. Basically a lot of laughing and telling her that she is dumb and a slut. See>>694411277

>>694411706
You want to hear a bunch of Slavic braying and squawking?

>>694411808
Lol you're dense you fuck

>>694411808

wat?

>>694411858
>>694411895
>I'm retarded

>>694411427
>see drunk couple
>rub hands together thinking about money
>"buy bike now!"
>b-but im drunk and ive never done it before
>"it ok it easy, you drive car, bike just same, give money now"
>erm im not sure man...
>"eh you scared in front of girl, you no real man!"
>ok ok fucking hell give me the stupid bike

yeah, hes the good guy

>>694411192
You are absolutely right! It's not good to play such things down or even reward the dogs, but in the same way it is not good to shout at them or even kick them e.g.
It is important the dog understands why he isn't allowed to do something, otherwise he will stop doing that thing because of fear but becomes aggressive.
There is always a pack (don't know the right word.. horde?) And every member has its own tasks. Theres the alpha, beta.. one has to 'give reports' about the environment (these are for example (mostly) the dogs who bark at everyone. They aren't being mean, thew want to inform you that there is someone - helpful if a robber comes),
What I want to say.. just try to compare a household with a dog with a pack of wolves. Everyone has its tasks and one has authority, the other hasn't - and the one with authority (in best case you) determines who has to fulfill which role.

In fact its really complex and hard to explain.. for me..

>>694401719
The Walking Dead make skull stabs easy. Hell, the one nig stirs skulls with his broomstick all day long

>>694406798
British police are such incompetent retards. At least ours (US) are alpha.

>>694409931
Ur a fucking fagget

>>694412440
Because they don't have xray vision to look through hundreds of people and a parked van?
Yeah US police has by far better super powers

>>694406920
>>694409428
>>694409689
>>694410957
>>694411192
>>694411331
Guys. Just go on youtube and google "Hundeschweiger". It is german, but there are videos which can be unerstood without any language/german skills.

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>>694401505
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucked up you all are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as those who have ever lost their loved ones.

>>694406118
i know im asking in the wrong place at the wrong time but, can you briefly describe what it is you find hot about the video? no judgement. just curious. would it be just as appealing to you if she were drinking water or how does it work?

>>694412782
New pasta

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>>694412819
I don't really know the why of why my rod gets hard when it does.

>>694410502
>at least I wont have to go to work to assemble Iphones again today.

>>694412638
You are 100% correct. Go Trump!

>>694407445
He survived

>>694407751
you're retarded

>>694412782
Your text says no judging and no bullying (very briefly summed up) but then I ask myself.. why this video? Isn't it too mean to post about people with special needs and disabilities?
Just curious

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>>694412782
r u frum tumblr kek

>>694401677
What the fuck is the story here

>>694413210
>rekt23523

Just how many have you got?

>>694410527
>Not Naming it Brokeback Mountain

>>694412819
Not the guy. But since I don't believe he will answer after mote than an hour. Here my explanation

First of all she is topless with big boobs.
She's asian, which is a fetish of some people too
Third she drinks a bucket of semen (I'm pretty sure it's fake semen)
Personally I lose my boner when there is a penis in a porn, but some of the guys like exactly that, and cum in the eyes and creampies and stuff like that.
Hell some people like getting shit in their face and sucking on used tampons. There are tons of fetishes. Not all are beautiful, but there is none you have to be embarassed about.

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>>694407923
holy fuck.

I take it it wasnt a vapourizer. What was smoking the weed like that?

>>694413345
He is a time traveller and names the files after the date. 23.05.2023.
He jhas only this one, since there aren't many webms in 2023 anymore

>>694407923
MAN that guy likes to blaze

oh look, it's the same shit reposted for the 100th time

>>694406713
That stupid bitch

>>694412819
>no judgement
He's a cuck and so are you

>>694401630
she kinda casually walks away

>>694407759
kekked

>>694413814

hahahahhaha i fuckin swear

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>>694412991
th-those are fake nipples.....r-right?

>>694407623
>yup
What mental condition do you have?

>>694414324
Lolled
Never trust a man in a dress

>>694406920
This makes me smile every time.

>>694412991
good enough. i guess the prolapsed intestine vid put my curiosity in motion. my stepsister is into stuff that is literally killing her body but she wont stop until it consumes her. she had to have a colonoscopy and shits in bags. she gets guys to fuck her new shit hole and now it is infected constantly with STDs. you wouldn't believe the stories i can tell. anyway thanks for responding. stay weird, bro.

>>694407448
kek

>>694411192
>kick to the ribs
Why don't you take out your edgy frustration on something your own size instead?

>>694408062
And she still wanted to cuddle

>>694406955
Feels like Texas
Also, checked

>>694414638
I know it works and I know that softly calling a dog's name when it barks does not work. You really are at a disadvantage here because you would have to alter reality to convince me that it doesn't work.

>>694414508

something tells me this would be better with sound.
not complaining just sayin

>>694412782
This is 4chan we are real atheist men that can stand the cruel reality not pussies.

>>694401505
its always the same fucking webms
nothing new
nothing too brutal
no new trainwrecks

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>>694407961
Idiot

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>>694407499
>>694401677

o shit I thought they were laughing

>>694411808
Jesus Christ, Moot is one camp muthafucka

>>694406537
>"holy shit I just got in a crash"
>"lemme check the camera"
>"aw yeah swag af"

This is what's wrong with this generation. Pure narcissism.

>>694415038
Hey, If you want to go on live leak and collect 40 or so new rekts for every single rekt thread, be my guest.

>>694414983
Try sticking your fingers in an electrical socket to recreate the sound.

>>694404254
I love shit like this. Parents who let their kids run all over getting what they deserve.

>>694415008


looks like the blue shell from mario cart just owned his ass

>>694405967
I ahad almost vomit

>>694414983
You can't post sound on 4chan

>>694406537
dumb fuckhead

>>694401505
Beyblade beyblade let it rip

>>694415318

i bet if i stuck my fingers in you i could get a better rendition

>>694414324
They have to be real. How else are the guys literally penetrating her breasts in the second half?

>>694415216
Fake and gay

>>694412017
...and you're the smart guy right?

get your shit together, this is 4chan we don't tolerate irresponsibility

>>694415434

is this somekind of retarded new meme?


what the fuck are you on about?

>>694415337
You were a kid once, if in fact you aren't still.

>>694406251
My hero, too bad he didn't kill more

>>694415515
You'd get a shit finger and a punch in the nose m80.

>>694404194
lost

>>694412440
Yeah, alpha at eating donuts and sitting on their asses. Yeah mate, so fucking alpha.

>>694415696

fair enough

Anybody have the one where a bull gores a horse and guts it

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>>694415216
My sides!

>>694404254
0:41

lost

>>694415658
wat

>>694405967
All from one guy too.

>>694401505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLHK2Du9iIo

>>694407856
Counterweight is heavier than the passenger car. When brakes and motor fail, counterweight plunges to the pit, car "plunges" to the hoist room. Painful.

>>694401677
I think he was playing a prank on the guy in black then the guy called his bluff and wobble baby

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>>694415797
Yes it is.

>>694404159
>>694406664
>>694408190
>>694412237
Wew lad. The obvious samefagging is obvious.

>>694415693
>>>694405792
to bad we dont kill you :)

>>694415636
You can't post sound on 4chan. Try it.

>>694406598
I would have made him lay on his stomach under the threat of shooting him in the fucking face, then soccer kicked him so he was out cold, drag him to one of the chairs, lean his arm over the railing, and snapped it.. then rinse, wash, and repeat.

>>694405852
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>694407448
This. My old housemate used to have this dumbass dog and would just say her name isntead of getting aggressive and a smack on their nose when they have done something wrong. I fucking dispise a cunt who doesnt train their dog, fucking useless person if you can't train a dog to shutup.

>>694408962
Being this new

>>694407030
when the bass drops

>>694406256
>Kiznaiver op