Punch him in the throat. Because it's real tough to look hard when you can't breath.

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360 and walk away

You see his wedding?

>>694400202
Fuck his wife.

>>694400477
Fuck his kids

>>694400202
Burn the water heater box he lives in.

>>694400549
Fuck your ass

>>694400451
So you'd walk into him?

Thank him because my wife is a dumb , fat cunt.

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Tell him theres more where that came from back at the crib

>>694400202
Replace his protein powder with bleach

>>694400620
my sweet summer child

>>694400202
film a video where I put 50k $ that I wil slap his mom if he doesn't fite me irl.
Then when he agrees, I pull out.
Then make more videos and involve him in an endless youtube drama that destroys him.

OP watched Tosh.0 tonight.. didn't you? Normie fuck.

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>>694400202
Challenge him to a 1 on 1 dota game.

>>694400202
Cut the vein on his arm

I would thank that helpful gentleman

My wife would point her 9mm at his head and tell him to do it again.

I'd laugh.

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I have no gf. Fucking checkmate.

>>694400202

Be happy AF... I finaly habe a gf.

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>>694400816
But anon, It's fun to pretend.. don't you agree..?

"Oink Oink"

pop this nigga oil ass arms lmao

>>694400202
I steal his ID, and i prepar his death, that's simple.

But I'm gay

>>694401019
>he slaps your BFs ass*

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>>694400202


HE HAS NO FUCKING NECK SO I COOULD NOT SUCKERPUNCH HIM OUT


OW LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLL PAINT SKILLS


fucking wednesday wtf am i doing with my life

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>>694400682
my sweet sweet summer child

>>694401264

I MEANT CHIN!!!!

fuck. this day gets better n better

That guy has a daughter who is a cunt.
+61 0242847073
Ask for Paris

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Fucking praise him. Its Piano Man, Rich Piana. When I fuck my wife I'll be thinking about him. No homo.

>>>/fit/ , faggots.

>>694401349
you already said neck so it's too late to take that back

>>694401479
This guy gets it.

>>694401084
Stab his jugular with the nearest sharp object.

>>694400202
Wonder why you've been posting this thread literally all fucking day

>>694400202
Pair him with my he man figures

>>694400202
slap my gf's ass aswell, make it a slapping contest

>>694400477

post wife

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Nothing . I will just stand one corner and took a nice photo of myself .

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>>694400620

Kick his ass. Most muscle guys have no clue how to fight, and are typically pussies because they're so vain.

>>694402678
KEK

Laugh at him because he is a faggot then offer to fight him and he won't because he is Rich Piama and he is an faggot that is gay.

>>694400202
put a tiny needle in his hot airbags
>watch it go poof

>>694400202

Jab him with an Epi-Pen.

>grab his legs, knowing his take down defense is probably trash tier
>initiate a spinebuster
>once out cold, transition to standing on top of where his head lays
>take off me elbow pads
>chuck it at my GF
>while she's in disarray, I clothesline her
>signal to the crowd I'm gonna do my finishing move
>initiate sharpshooter on her
>no ropes in the vicinity, so there's no hope for her to escape my death hold
>then I turn myself into the police
>realized I'm too dangerous for the public

suck his dick and swallow the cum for dem gainz no homo

>>694400620
Trolled softly

Take a gun and shot in him. :D Probably when i was start fight vs him i will die. But we all someday dies and i don't want be a pussy, I want protect my pussy :D

Senator Ranch Poundcake just better do whatever it takes, and stay 5% RIGHT BABE?!

>>694400202
This guy would not do that. He has a tattoo that says respect on his fucking arm. OP is fgt.

>>694401479
The best natty vegan piano player in all the lands goddamnit!!!

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Break his fkin neck

>>694404128
You can't break the neck of someone who's dick hangs lower than his balls

Ask him what he expects to look like in 20 years.

>>694404223
Dead

>>694404217
watch me

while looking at him punch gf in the face

>>694400202
would say stab but i would probably laugh to death how stupid his face looks like

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>>694400202
wake up

>>694404282
I'll watch you fail, Ricardo Pistachio has trained in many martial arts for years

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laugh at his nose

>>694400620
is it already summer?

>>694404522
So have I :)

>>694400632
kek

>>694400202
stab his implants, let the saline leak out

>>694400620
hahahaha

>>694400202
what are those? 25lb weight? what a badass ...

>>694400748
>pick puck
>win

Fuck pains, he's a pussy
>>>/fit/

>>694404636
But I doubt you're going to do whatever it takes to stay 5% like the piano man will.

>>694402982
Capp'd kek anon

>>694400682
>>694401273
>>694402701
>>694403174

>been here since 2012
>"oldfags"
>gettin trolled by more elaborate trolls

pls muh niggas, you fell for it. just swallow now.

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Ask him when a new Rammstein song comes out.

leave humanity behind with him

COME ON!

fuck this shit dyel board

>>694400202
watch my sides go into orbit.

He's fucking ugly and those proportions, lmao.

>>694400202
7 pounds to the windpipe he just hit my girlfriend with a heavy ass dumbbell and needs dead now, and in typical meathead fashion he has left himself open.

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>>694406053

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>Rich Piana slaps my gfs ass
>He says he wants to fuck her to confuse his marriage
>I agree, and present him my gf
>He takes off his clothes to reveal his fully natty physique and his large throbbing dick that hangs lower then his balls
>He enters my gf, her screams and moans of pleasure turn me on as i sit beside her and jerk off while filming them
>Rich Piñata starts to moan louder then before, aproaching climax.
>His silky smooth voice turns me on so much, like that of a man that has smoked sandpaper cigarettes laced with acid for the past 20 years.
>She tells that she wants to suck me off as Rich fucks her, i promptly put my cock to her lips as Rich exclaims "It's just a snack, it doesnt count"
>She moans louder as Rich countinues to fuck her, looking me dead in the eyes as she says "Whatever it takes, right babe?"
>Rich finally spurts his fully natty vegan synthol HGH seed inside her as a single tear drop falls down my face.
>"Yep" i answer
Mfw

>>694400597
Fuck his knees.

> walk casually up to him
> whip out my pocket mirror that I keep for emergencies
> point it at him and say "do you see what i see?"
>he looks confused and scared
>"i see a puss puss"
>run at the speed of light of him with my fountain pen
>make several incisions in his muscles
>he falls on the floor useless
>finish eating my babybel and go home

You guys really think any of you beta's would actually and physically stand a chance. I'm laughing.

>>694400202
check if her hip is broken

>>694406784
>>He takes off his clothes to reveal his fully natty physique and his wasted prawn like dick that hangs lower then his non existent balls

ftfy

>>694400202
Thank him for getting me a girlfriend

>>694406784
>>694406821
5%

>>694406784

kys cuck

>>694400202
Stab him in the neck

>>694400202
slap his ass

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>>694400202
dear god I hope that's a shoop. why the fuck would anyone want to look like that?

Give him my house, car, pets, kids and all my other possessions and become a homeless.

>>694407110
it's not a shop he's got muscles full of synthol and collagen

>>694407229

wtf is synthol and collagen

Deflate him

>>694400202
nick one of his massive veins and watch him bleed out in less than a minute

>>694400202
Bend his roid using ass over and shove my blade in his ass straight to his enlarged heart. Fuck rich pena

Always carry mace. No faggot is ready for it.
Mace his face , then while he's screaming kick groin till he's down. Empty the rest of the mace in his eyes and mouth.

>>694400202
I can smell the synthol

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>implying any of you cuck faggots won't just let him ramm your girl

>>694407602
Hey, Rich Piranha is my favourite fresh water fish. Don't talk about him like that.

>>694407300
Shit you inject into yourself to look like a retard

i punch myself

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>>694400451
no you phaggot half of the 360 is in the vertical plane

Stab him and watch synthol leak out!

jokes on you i have no gf

>>694400202
I thank him

Now I have a girlfriend

>>694406053
looks nothing like him

>>694405003
look to be 15 pounders, even more badass kek

>>694400202
wonder how in the fuck i actually got a g/f

>>694400202
call the police and tell them he's just sexually assaulted a child

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>>694400202
Laugh at the faggot for only being 5% and not 4% like The Total Package and then call his wife an ugly whore

>>694400202
Slap Sara's ass, like he'd give a shit.

>>694401264
Kek

>>694408377
who's sara?

>>694408635
His ugly slut GF

laugh and then wake up in the hospital probably

Tell him he should go back to doing vocals for rammstein

Convince him to vote for Trump

Kiss him gently. Little nibbles on his ear.

>>694408711

pic?

>>694409113
Convince trump to vote for him

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Ask him why he gave me a high five.

>>694405938
Sure fag.

>>694400202
>We live in fucking western culture , sue him for sexual harassment.winrar

just jog away slowly w. gf.. gym ape has no cardio and will stroke out in 10 strides. then go get ice cream cone.

>>694400202
Needle.

Watch him deflate like a balloon.

>>694400202
Insert two cigars in his huge fucking nostrils

>>694400202
Get coffee, smirking, while she tears him down rather mercilessly.

>>694407716
Fuck him and his lying ass. Saying he's all natural and doesn't do roids... if I met his ass I would call him out on that shit to his face and laugh as he has a her attack

>>694400202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozg_S02PYDQ

>>694400202
One must have a gf first...most people on here do not have one of those lmao

Pop his implants

>>694400202

Thank him because i now have a Girlfriend...

>>694404605
Yes dumbass go outside

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>>694400202

Go onto my computer at night, hack NORAD, trick USA into thinking russian is waging nuclear war, causing them to launch their own nukes, causing russia to launch actual nukes, causing WWIII to ignite and wiping out the human species. Since he will die too, this is a success.

>>694400202
Poke him with a paper clip, watch synthol leak out.

>>694406796
kek

>>694400620
newfag, make sure you stab yourself with the first needle you find in the gutter and die slowly...

>>694405084
OM trying to cast on puck is retarded anyway, maybe in shit tier elo will you see that

>>694400202
Get my bf Gooby to kick his ass, then skateboard off to the gym.

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>>694400202
Could he defeat the Giga Nigga