Sexy man come back!

>>694394930
u look nice

>>694394930
cant look at you without thinking of a younger chubbier jack black.

>>694394930
Loves to make babies lol

>>694394930
I bet that you donate a lot of money to charity

>>694394930
As I said in the last thread you're Mario at all conventions and on Halloween because people keep telling you that you look just like him

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>>694395339

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Have fun

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>>694394930
You look nice. I kinda get the feeling you're the kind of guy that gets friendzoned a lot, no offense. You kinda have puppy eyes.

I think you'd look better with a shorter haircut and if you shaved everything but your mustache and then did that little upward twirl thing. You'd look like an Ottoman prince.

>>694395524
you look like Elsa fucked the skeleton guy from night before Christmas.

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Oh shit it is back. Whad up?!?

>>694395524
you look like you enjoy some psychedelic drugs

>>694395584
youre a cbc thats used to being hot in north america but when you go back to china youre considered ugly

>>694395797
you look like channing Tatum on his first week of hormone replacement therapy.

>>694395882
sodapoppin?

>>694395797
You still tell stories of school sports

>>694395797
youre a virgin

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>>694395584
Everything is true.

>>694395882
You spend your days off from your shitty job playing League of Legends or a similar game in your boxers the whole day

>>694394930
You look like you enjoy a good IPA.

>>694395808
You would be correct

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>>694395898

>>694395950
Oh jesus. No.

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>>694394930

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One of these threads

Will post template

>>694395963
I wish. The last cunt i fucked was fucking everyone behind my back. For 2 years.

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>>694395584
You look like you go to an expensive college.
>>694395797
You seem like you enjoy surfing
>>694395882
Crippling depression?

>>694396216
your name is adam

>>694395985
Usually CIV 5, FO4, or GTA online.
But, yup.

>>694396207
you've never met your dad.

>>694395882
honestly pretty hot.

>>694394930
mario?

>>694396216
Chronic Depression.
Yes

>>694394930
you are just sooooooooo cute, I want to hug you :3

>>694395524
you creep me out and have a huge forehead

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>>694396406
yes-ah

>>694396521
kek

>>694396216
You listen to 21 pilots and at one time ether claimed to be a DJ or are in a band.

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Back! Look at that pup though!

>>694396091
good

>>694396582
You snap chat near nudes to feed your ego.

>>694396216
you cut your own hair

>>694394930

Would be handsome beyond all reason if he had more confidence.

>>694395524

Pretty sure there's some vengeful crazy lurking somewhere in there.

>>694395584

qt3.14 that I will never have, 'nuff said :(

>>694395797

You look lackadaisical. Unreliable for everything but having a good time.

>>694395882

Sad little man.

>>694396016

Shithead. I can peg 'em a mile away, and you are definitely it.

>>694396068

Pretty sure you're the same guy as towel head.

>>694396216
takes sad pictures of himself on the carpet floor in his dads apartment

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>>694396582
Actually you look like her:

>>694396582
10/10 smile tbh

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It is a horse.
>>694396216
You look like someone who tries hard with the girls, but still cant get them. >>694396207
You look like a normal person on the outside, but inside you are a psycho who enjoys to watch animal torture.

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>>694394930

>>694396373
Stahp. You're making me blush.

>>694396726
No I am not the same guy

>>694396727
Stuck in an office job forever

>>694396727
you thought getting a good job would make you happy but then it didnt

>>694396752
She cute I'm ok with this.

>>694396731
top fucking kek

>>694396861
this

>>694395882
You have really nice eyebrows.

>>694396786
Thanks anon!

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>>694396726
Pegged wrong anon. I am kind of a bitch. Lol

>>694396980
Attractive.

>>694396923
Watch freaks and geeks. Binge it.

>>694396980
metalish but this weird strong silent type vibe.

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>>694395524
This>>694395808

>>694395797
You look like the type of guy that might wear two popped collar polos at the same time.

>>694395867
>cbc
Canadian born Chinese? I'm Viet born in the US. I've never been to China, would I really be considered ugly there? I'm not considered hot in California, just average unless its some guy with an Asian fetish.

>>694395882
You look like you play video games and drink tons of energy drinks.

>>694395968
Aw, sorry. Get a better haircut and an epic mustache! What ethnicity are you?

>>694396016
Psycho!

>>694396068
You're gonna be one of those autistic audiophiles in 20 years spending an entire month's salary on cables.

>>694396207
Sweater with polo shirt...you look like the type that makes their mom happy.

>>694396216
>You look like you go to an expensive college.
I do but luckily I have scholarships.

Nice hair! Have you ever attended a Bernie rally? I bet you have.

>>694396726
>qt3.14 that I will never have, 'nuff said :(
Thanks anon. Don't give up, you could have someone much cuter. I'm kinda chubby.

>>694396829
you post sjw shit about consent on fb all the time but are also offended by people that dont want to fuck you

>>694396959
If I don't maintain them in have a nice unibrow lol

>>694396582
>dreamcatcher in the back,
>stupid pop culture tattoo,
>hair in ''crazy colour fot attention and to chrash ''standard norms af beauty and patriarchy''
>more tattoo on chest because distraction from ugly boobs or the tattoo artist was cute and you wanted him to see your boobs
>not fat but not in shape
>doesn't want kids because afraid of responsibility so she got a cute doggo
>messy, gross bathroom
>bitch, but blames other people for her actions

>>694397053
Will do!

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It me

>>694394930
shave your stache just a bit so it doesnt curl into your mouth, i get the same problem

>>694396727
>teacher or profesor at school
>all the girls/students have a huge crush on you but then you o to a bar and no woman gives you a minute of her attention

>>694397103
Dont we all?

>>694397141
You are the kind of person to tell someone that frappuccino is a made up word by starbucks.

>>694397325
Wait it's not?

>>694397097
unfortunately yes you would be considered ugly in china but pretty much everyone is. also pretty much every non asian guy has an asian fetish i think. i guess i assumed cbc because of your hairstyle and fashion sense

>>694397097
>>694395968
Italian American/Hispanic. Been to lazy to cut hair :I. Also, I had the side curls, but I cut em off.

>>694397210
Yeah, kinda been lazy with the stache upkeep.

>>694397097
Yes to video games.
No to energy drinks.
Shits bad for you.

You look like you get stereotyped alot but don't even have an accent

>>694397141
you try way too hard to get people to like you. Even if they already do like you

>>694396829
>says gays should be considered normal
>goes around actiong like a total abnormal freak
>loves to be the center of attention (good or bad)
>secretly hates his life

>>694397107
Tattoo on my chest is actually the only one I regret. Stupid and young. I definitely want kids someday and I'm a clean freak lol. I also don't see myself as a bitch I'm a nice person! We don't need anymore bitchy people in this world!
Ps. I love my titts! xD

>>694397526
I love your tits too, still wanna have your babies. :)

>>694397456
Plot twist i dont even like myself
But yeah, sounds like me
Saying stupid shit just to get a laugh

>>694397273
supreme gentleman, probably drives a bmw. lives in an apartment with shitty roommates but tolerates them because he wants to be independent. father is probably in film or television, so likely moderately rich

>>694396971
normal dude,
beautiful eyes (spread those genes well)
would share a beer with
would make a good bf but friends are idiots and influence your behaviour more than you would like them to

>>694397273
Gets way to may poon.

>>694396980
love metalheads <3
you guys make the best friends, and I also heard lovers

>>694396980
Was actually just trying to figure out what I look like so I could replicate my self. On skyrim

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>>694397097
Yeah haha

>>694397273
Looks like you are going to murder some people

>>694397804
Couldn't do it btw

>>694397141
try hard hipster but just wants someone to talk to honestly and being liked fot his oppinions on music and art

(love ya shirt)

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Why not? Life is getting stressful, but I'm feeling good.

>>694397693
Snapchat: iknowgoodmovies

>>694397273
10/10 would fuck

>>694397939
Apparently my computer likes to rotate images..

>>694396582
>>have been with all the guys you know
>>loves attention
>>is in th 20's but acts like a 15 y/o
>>always ends up being too drunk at parties
>>posts annoying posts on facebook all the time.

>>694397939
jew? hot jew, really hot jew. holly shit!

>>694397939
you have to go return some videotapes

>>694397939
Looks to Normie's to be on b

>>694397097

>Thanks anon. Don't give up, you could have someone much cuter. I'm kinda chubby.

There's that typical Asian modesty. No, you look fine. And I gave up a long time ago. It made the pain easier to bear. :/

>>694398109
German and English. Never been called Jew before, that's a new one haha

>>694398114
SJW

>>694398114
doesn't want to be left out from social events but more often than never gets left out

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Be gentle...

>>694398114
Your favorite rapper is macklemore

>>694397939
You live in a world where being sideways is the norm and hate those who stand upright

>>694394930
Filthy hobo

>>694398239
It's over boys, I've been caught

>>694394930
U listen dub

>>694398114
feminist cuck

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First impressions are always important.

>>694398225
Your whole life is upside down.

>>694398225
former math teacher/10

>>694397931
Bought my shirt at h&m btw

>>694398107
Lol why the fuck does everyone think I sleep with all guys and drink a lot!? Occasional drinker never black out drunk. Small number of men slept with lol

>>694398308
At least your not upside-down like >>694398225

>>694398192
hnnnggg german, you have it going good, don't waste your life, you have to make beautiful babies with a woman with blue eyes (any other eye colour will make your babies that eye colour so watch out)

>>694398225

What planet are you from, I weary astral traveler?

>>694396216
Bisexual

>>694396829
Snapchat slut

>>694397141
Cute

>>694397939
A nice guy but intimidates others unintentionally

>>694398373
Cus you are a fucking attention whore and i would hate you if i met you.

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>>694397417
>but pretty much everyone is
Why is this?
>>694397417
>also pretty much every non asian guy has an asian fetish i think
I sometimes think so too. Are you in Canada? I want to visit Vancouver, seems like such a cool city. What exactly about my hair and fashion sense makes you think cbc, just curious?

>>694397435
That's cool, I would have guessed some kind of Middle Eastern. You should do your hair and mustache like this guy, pic related.

>>694397452
>Shits bad for you.
Yeah, way too much caffeine and other shit. I was right about the vidya though.

>>694397828
Wow, that's scary.

>>694398141
I don't think Asian girls are exactly known for their modesty, at least not around my parts. Thanks anyway, all my Asian gfs are so skinny though.
>And I gave up a long time ago. It made the pain easier to bear. :/
That sucks. What's wrong with you? It can't be that bad.

>>694398225
big forehead
nice lips, nose
is always really tired and/or is on the autism spectrum
ugly ears

>>694398323
nu male

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Well

>>694398520
Aw so sweet! Thanks anon :)

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>>694394930
SteveKardynal/10
https://www.youtube.com/user/SteveKardynal

>>694398634
underage/10

>>694398687
You asked why and i told you why.

>>694398713
You are supposed to make an assumption not to r8 faggot

>>694398913
trukish kebab but in the closet

>>694398524

>That sucks. What's wrong with you? It can't be that bad.

I'm nearly 400 pounds, 27 years old, never even been kissed, and everybody thought I was gay in school.

Wasn't always huge, but the rest has pretty much always been true.

>>694398786
Appreciate the answer!

>>694398629
What does that mean? Is this some new term I missed?

>>694397926
Anyone else Ever have this problem?

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>>694398524
Can u kill me?

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>>694399106
Your gifs are an emotional rollercoaster

>>694399187
You sir have a nice beard!

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Fuck it here

>>694398524
to be beautiful in china you have to be white or an extremely specific type of white looking asian person. i am in canada but would recommend against vancouver as it has a specific kind of anti-asian racism not present in the rest of canada. the hair thing is that in north america the silky smooth asian hair thing is desirable so lots of cbcs will have really long hair and where it in a way that accentuates the straightness like a ponytail whereas someone born in asia would rather dye their hair or get a bob or something like that because the stereotype of asian hair being attractive isnt in asia.

im a white guy with a chinese born gf who has been to china

>>694398699

Surely you realize most of the pics in this thread aren't "real", right? It's prolly three or four nutcases with folders full of personal photos of other people they collect for whatever ungodly weird reason and they spoof being those people.

>>694399310
Pedro for president

>>694398225
Australian

>>694397526
>xD
An hero

>>694399310
Not sure what colour you are.

>>694399444
mexican colour. brown bean whatever.

>>694398524
>>694397435

Yeah, everyone thinks I'm either ME or Mexican. Also, was actually planning on getting an undercut.

>>694398699
Oh shit, I actually do kinda look like that goy. :o

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>>694399187
Same

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>>694399307

That's very kind of you. I grew it out not long ago.

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>>694399013

>>694399592
Stahp

>>694398975
greek kebab

>>694399187
al from tool time

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Duck face

>>694399760

kek.

fucking saved.

>>694399690
Looks even better! Keep up the good work!

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>>694396582
The kind of girl that wants more tattoos but thinks they hurt so you only have a few that were the most meaningful?

>>694399760
Geez. No kidding. I'm no white guilt tumblr fag though, but fuck. I look the part apparently.

>>694399951
I'll do my best.

>>694399815
Sweet!

>>694397273

Spoiled. Never had to work for anything. So no self-worth, self-confidence. Lives in your head. Possible autist. Possible psychosis. No friends.
In his own world. Thinks people out to get you.
Hang in there buddy.

>>694399053
...i guess not...

>>694399307
it's 5:52 am anons, should I get mcdonalds value menu breakfast items? say, two sausage mcmuffins and two hash browns?

>>694399975
you make youtube song covers on acoustic guitar but dont upload them even though theyre pretty good because youre ashamed to be a ginger

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>>694399773
im not famous anymore

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May as well.

>>694400102
>
McDonalds just fucked me over in california. they were closed so I went to taco bell

>>694399310
gypsy

>>694399975
your hair explains everything.

>>694398634
Guys find you annoying but you're constantly texting girls.

>>694399348
Very average

>>694399975
Underage

>>694399348
not a fag, looks normal

>>694400102
Is McDonalds the only one nearby? What are our options here?

>>694400141
crunchyroll/10

>>694395301
do you know how fat jack black is? this kid looks half his weight dude XD

>>694400141
You're a 12 year old girl?

>>694395584
LOL

>>694400129
JFC THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY ACCURATE KINDA. It's not becahse I'm ashamed of being ginger tho.

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>>694397141
Hipster musician. You seem like the type that would cheat.

>>694397273
Definitely not a virgin. You're probably swimming in pussy.

>>694397939
Normie! Nice hair, nice eyebrows, nice stubble, nice jawline and cheekbones. Also, pretty eyes. I bet you pick up girls at bars. Why is life stressful?

>>694398114
Underage!

>>694398225
Kinda have that serial killer vibe, I think its your bangs.

>>694398323
You love Star Trek.

>>694398634
You're what Hitler had in mind. That is if you're tall.

>>694398913
Gay ISIS?

>>694398990
27 isn't that old, you can still turn things around. But yeah, you should really lose some weight. Even if nothing else changes immediately, just losing weight and eating healthy should make you feel much better.

>>694399106
I could try but I'm pretty sure you would end up killing me first. You seem like the type that would cut me up into small pieces and store me in the freezer.

>>694399187
That's a good looking beard.

>>694399333
Thanks for the info anon. I'm really surprised about Vancouver being anti-Asian. Probably due to all the overseas Chinese buying up all the real estate. Were in Canada are you? How is Toronto to visit. I have some friends in NY and that might be a cool trip to make together.

>>694399348
Can't decide if you seem nice or douchey. What's that Gotham shirt you're wearing?

>>694399555
>Also, was actually planning on getting an undercut.
Do it. You'll look good but definitely do something more manicured with your mustache.

>>694399592
I would hate to be in an elevator with you!

>>694399690
Gay lumberjack?

>>694399975
I actually love the feeling of tattoos! I'd love more but saving money for a trip to Southeast Asia!

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>>694398225
>>694398581
>>694398356
Kek...I don't even with the image rotation.
I work night shift, but with my social status I wonder about the autism sometimes

>>694400222
nah there are other options (BK, subway, diners), but I've been craving mcd since I woke up at like 8pm


>>694400166
fucked over as in like, you got canned? or they just weren't open?

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Excuse the cut on the lip

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>Inb4 "what gender are you"
>Inb4 "underage b&"
I'm a babyface dude

>>694400236
Why does everyone ask me that?

I do kinda look like a baby. But I'm actually 18.

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>>694400136
Plz stahp

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>>694400192
I'm actually 19. sorry for breaking ur heart.

>>694394930
Mario

>>694400256
>Underage!
20 actually :/

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>>694400256
i only have pizza rolls in my freezer

>>694396980
Cut hair and trim bear (keep just make it not shaggy/rugged) and fix eyebrows and u will be 8/10

>>694400304
Ight b. Treat yo self.

>>694400322
I'd fuck you

>>694400335
>Why does everyone ask me that?
>I do kinda look like a baby.
You answered your own question

>>694400342
ok dad

>>694400039
at least you're not balding

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Gimme ya best /b