>>694391153
I used to let my younger cousin watch me shower and change.

rip

>>694391153
Lol nice try fbi

>>694391153
Despite having a hot gf I masturbate to porn all day because I'm addicted to it. We are sitting in one room while I jerk off and she doesn't know. Have been doing this for years.

>>694391153
my friends finger tried to car me in the back of my mom

>>694391153

I ruin books by writing in them with marker pens

>>694392271
how old? m/f?

>>694392581
what?

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>>694391153
Whenever I go over to a friend's house / apartment I reverse the side their toilet paper hangs from in every restroom of the house IE if they prefer A, I switch it to B, if they prefer B, I switch it to A

>>694391153
I have a secret number I just picked between one and ten

secret: it's 5

what do I win anon

>>694392710
Both guys, and started when I was 11 and he was 8. Lasted for about three years. He didn't know I knew though. I remember liking showing off, kek.

I accidentally killed someone, and I got away with it

>>694392927
nice. I shower with my nephews pretty often

>>694391153
My mom use to let me fuck her whenever I wanted because she told me it was normal to do so.

Had a 3year long affair with a married mother of 3. Best fcuk I ever had, tight body, beautifull, so sad she was married

When I read stories people tell about how they were raped/molested I have to immediately fap. I don't want to be raped or rape anyone. I don't actively seek out stories about rape. But if I see something in the news or a thread online I can't help but get really horny. It sucks. I always feel bad afterward because after I cum I always scroll down to read people's horrified comments and realize what I did.

>>694393289
Same here, the oldest is six though. They all just hate clothes so it's pretty common.

>>694391153
My cousin is having a baby on the way and I think it might be mines.

>>694391153
Got molested until I was ten and I haven't told anyone. Only my family knows because of the investigation. I'm 19 now and haven't been intimate with anyone since. No clue if I can even have kids.

>>694392581
I'm sorry anon

>>694393537
mine are ages 4, 6, 7,7,9,12

>>694393344
It was prolly my wife. Where was this?

>>694392581
but who was drive??

>>694393781
Tits or GTFO

>>694392598
You!,it was you.
Im fucking find you,you fucking monster!

Amo en secreto a la novia de mi mejor amigo, tengo novia y no entra en mis planes dejarla ni ponerle los cuernos. Estoy jodido.

>>694392523
I feel you dude. I do the same thing. I mean we don't live together so it gives me a lot of free time but I can usually be okay if we do it twice in a day.

>>694391153
i was infantry and tried to kill myself because i was too afraid i would freeze and let someone i cared about die.

to this day i still act like billy badass and constantly tell the people i was kicked out for my bipolar, when in fact i was kicked out because i wasnt allowed to use a weapon- for fear id kill myself.

ive never told anyone this, and on my dd214 i always use the short version to hide it. not even my wife knows.

>>694394216
Been married a long time. Wife won't do BJs or anal anymore :( sucksman

>>694393781
What did he do that you think you can't have kids?

I'm masturbating with my sister's vibrator that I found in her bin, covered in her dried pussy juices

>>694391153
I pretend to be a gay couple with my friend so we can go to nudist beaches and stare at chicks. Beaches here frown upon single guys, so it's not gay :^ )

>>694393493
So I'm not alone? Is this good or bad?

>>694394433
Fag

>>694394433
fag

>>694391153
i mistreated the only woman i ever loved. she only had 1 serious relationship before me (a boyfriend of like 5 years). and despite her being seriously emotionally unstable i still abused her. occasionally her outbursts would anger me so much i would choke her or hold her down until she submitted etc. toward the end of our relationship i frequently helf her on beds, couches, covered her mouth with my hand as i held her against myself....

>>694393781
This guy just fapped >>694393493

>>694394346
I was young and got raped. I don't know if there is enough damage to prevent future pregnancies. I know it's possible, but I don't know if I want to know.

>>694394288
God damn. That's the kinda lie that can catch up with you bro. Did you ever get deployed?

>>694394288
You're a loser.

>>694394288
I was kicked out at the end of basic because i'm a depressed little anxious bitch and I cried to the chaplain because I realized I couldn't make it in military life. It took a while but they deemed me mentally unstable and unfit for service. I was like a week away from graduating.

That's my secret. I never talk to people about it, and when I have to, I just say I didn't like it and sweet talked my way out.

>>694394710
tits slut

>>694394775
Youre also a loser.

>>694394332
Damn that's rough. I've dated this girl on and off for like 5 years and it's getting to where it's like 5 times a week, maybe more if we drink. I love her but if this is what it's going to be like when we are married then I don't want it.

>>694394889
I know, that's why I'm in the thread.

>>694394775
at least you had the courage to admit you were in over your head.

ACE cards exisit bc most dont speak up.

I have a fetish for sleeping with married men. My hottest memories are sex with a teacher and sex with a friend's dad when I was younger. It's the only type of sex where I can orgasm from the actual sex rather than from rubbing or licking.

>>694394073
fuck off newfag

>>694394758
sure i am a loser. a secret loser. better than a keyboard warrior though.

>>694394758
>>694394889
>projecting this hard
You're a fucking loser and you know it.

just got done fucking my 14yo fuckbuddy a few minutes ago

I masturbate to my aunt frequently and found pictures of her breast on her phone and saved them.

>>694394608
i never actually hit her, but i really didnt treat her well. i have nightmates about it knowing i loved her so much but treated her so badly.

>>694394775
That's bitch-made right there. >>694394288
You're the guy that gives
A bad name to other infantry. You probably have gay tall tales that you tell when you're drunk.
I had to get out when I got my ducking foot blown apart by a really small anti personal mine. Wife left me, took my dog, I've tried killing myself. Couldn't do it. Now I teach 9th grade history and assist in JROTC.

>>694395134
i remember you, feeling slutty tonight?

Shot a cat that refused to shut up while in heat with a slingshot and a glass marble. broke one of its ribs kek.

It was finals week.


Still take pride in that shot to this day, over 30 yds at night.

Nobody ever knew it was me.

I cried while reading the story about Ella

>>694395442
i was deployed twice to afganistan and didnt actually care until i hit e4 and became the teamleader. i was in 1/66 mech infantry and when we were moved from hood to carson we converted into light.

secondly, eat a dick.

and no, i dont tell "war stories" i tell people about the time i used the master keycard from battalion to put 20 blow up dolls into the nieghboring nco qaurters.

>>694395395
dump em anon

>>694391153
I'm secretly worth 869,456,899 US dollars. It's ok if you dont believe me, thst just means it stays a secret

>>694395551
bump

>>694395872
go on...

>>694391153
I am the bayhaver bucher...

>>694395551
Always, are you a regular?

>>694396028
Want something on steam? I'm the anon that always buys

>>694396130
no but i was in the thread

I secretly take pictures of my sister in the shower and masturbate to them

Earlier today I showered with my 9 and 7yo nieces, didnt touch them or anything like that

>>694396269
how old?

I want to be put into a mental hospital for awhile just to experience it.

>>694396334
>>694396269
Don't answer that, the feds are watching

>>694395872

Inheritance? Why would you be so specific about it?

>>694396194
oh boyo, a treat?

>>694396194
I don't know if it was you who bought me Binding of Isaac a year back, to this day one of my most played games, thanks.

>>694396507
feds already know the age already

>>694396334
She's 25. We both live together and I feel guilty every time I do it and delete the pictures, but then take more whenever I get the urge to.

>>694394433
>Brojobs aren't gay

Am 29 and paid my 33 year old married cousin with two kids £5000 for a handjob

>>694396194
don't have steam for the moment but thanks anon, think of me next time you feel generous
[email protected]

>>694396817

Couldn't you haggle?

>>694396817
a fucking HANDJOB?

Dude I would have flown across the pond and let you fuck me in the ass for that.

I'm a dude but still.

>>694391153
I got bullied for an entire year in school because I hated applesauce

>>694396767
dump em right away!

>>694396262
Okay, I'm flattered you remember me

>>694396194
I keep wanting to buy overwatch but I literally just changed states and jobs so I'm not even participating in the winter Steam sale

>>694397241
it's not that good. play all the heroes a couple times and then it's just the same 'ol. Like watching fireworks, it's nice but it gets repetitive fast.

classic TF2 was much better.

I've had many wet dreams of getting to watch my boyfriend fuck his trap brother.

>>694396964
She wouldn't suck my dick. Came on her tits also. Like to see how much one of your close relatives would want to do something incestual.

>>694396817
You better fucking show pics of her anon, 5000 would buy you two hookers and realgirl doll.

>>694396964
KEK!

>>694397372
See my friends and I are all TF and CS players but they jumped ship to play and they're still doing that and Go since they're NEETs.

Conned a man out of $13k worth of coke, but i don't hide that from too many people

Id rather play video games than spend time with my girlfriend

>>694397439
Wouldn't be a secret anymore if people knew who she was now

>>694396817
show us a picture of her to see if worth it.

>>694397664
i sent the most meaningful, 1 year relationship delving into every spare moment i had into video games. i would wake up at 9am and game until 4pm only because i knew thouse were the house my gf were at school. i did that for a good 8 months. also, my gf was really fucking hot. probly a 9/10

I met a drug dealer through a friend who hired me to work in his house helping him sort and sell his drugs. He basically fed me, payed me, and let me sleep in his house. I set up a breaking and entering and robbed him for about 10-15k worth of drugs.

>>694397685
this is the internet duhhhh...

I called out sick from work today, but really I'm not sick hehe bad right?

>>694398037
I have siblings who frequent 4chan

>>694398074
you are cancer in its purest form anon

>>694398074
Truly Mischievous.

my mom's finger tried to car me in the front of my friend.

Cam chat blackmail reporting

>>694398232
blur her face then

>>694391153
The customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a large. I GAVE HIM A LARGE!!!! I SOILED THE GOOD KRUSTY KRAB NAME!!!

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

>>694398435
kill the cancer moot, please

>>694392774
Lurk more

>>694394332
Damn wife gave me anal only twice but I can still usually sweet talk some head out of her although 2 years ago that definetly wasn't the case

i went to McDonalds today and asked for a cup of water, which I later filled with soda.

>>694398344
carfinger momfriend

I've been with my girlfriend for 5 months, I don't love her but I dont think I'd live without her
>was in deep depression in November
>was going to jump off a bridge
>shouldofdoneitfag.
>current gf messages me 2 days later
>get talking...whole romance story

When I was 7, I was continually molested by the daughter of my mom's friend who used to babysit me. She would have me grope her titties, make out and kiss her all over and she would jerk me off and stick her fingers in my ass. Everytime she would molest me when I was at her house, she would always talk about her boyfriend first and show me the picture she had of him on her night stand to guilt me into being silent. Her mom eventually caught her, but she never said a word, after that she stopped doing it. I've been extremely fucked up sexually since it happened.

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

still fap to it.

>>694399035

pedofag detected.

I wear a sports bra as part of my outfit every day.

I'm a guy.

>>694395395
Same. Got a hold of a couple videos of her sacking dick and hanging around naked

i am an atheist who is currently euphoric.

>>694399084
Rapey rapey rapey rape rape

>>694399145
Thank you for your sympathy

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>>694399329
>>694399329
>>694399329

>>694399022
Wew lad

>>694394288
I was medically retired for ptsd because I killed 2 people and feared using weapons after that.

Tried killing myself because one of them didn't deserve to die. He was 16 yes old and just wrong place wrong time. Bullets don't lie.

80% from the VA here.

I tell people it doesn't affect me... I don't talk to any of my friends I was stationed with because they remind me of the worst time in my life.

>>694399517
No such thing as a wrong place wrong time, he knew soldiers were around, nigger didn't scoot, you got to shoot

i am a sexual degenerate with a history of poorly rationed sexual "curiosity" as a child

also i have a bad tendency to use everyone around me

now i hide among normies

>>694399022
I received some advice when I questioned if I really loved my gf. They told me to "imagine life without her", which made me realize I wouldn't take it without her. Then I loved her as much as I could with no holding back.


Until she cheated on me and broke my heart into a million pieces. I don't know what to make out of it, but I thought it might be useful.

>>694399517

im confused.

dont you people WILLINGLY sign up to train on how to kill other human beings?

I mean, if I went to chef school, and then cooked some good shit, wouldnt that be the whole point?

>>694391153
I am a terribly superficialy person and look for friends and partners with atleast some things about them that makes them less attractive so I seem more attractive, or look for trophy girls I can brag with.

>>694399517
Well enjoy dem benefits and suck it up joining the military was a choice so tired of you kids jumping in right out of high school and then expecting it not to be jarring as fuck to your psyche

I touch little girls all the time

>>694399676
But the reason I wanted to kill myself is because i lost everyone, I became emotionally detached from everyone, even my family. I don't know how to love

>>694399786
PEEEEDDOOOO

>>694399786

MODS.

>>694399862
What? I work in a kindergarten

>>694399749
>>694399691

Shit I was air force. I was just unlucky enough to be the only dude in the air force to be blown up and kill people

>>694400010
which means you're not telling a secret

>>694400010
>kindergarten
>touch kids
>confirmed pedo

M○DS

>>694395872
If you're ever feeling generous. Send some money to my paypal :)

>>694400107
to be fair I didn't know he worked in a kindergarten

>>694394608
I know that feels bro.

>>694394710
What happen to the rapist? Don't you consider seeing a therapist?

>>694392581

ok

>>694392774
>>694393781
Asl?
Sorry mate. I always wonder if boys or grills are more molested in da world

I slashed my ex gf's tires, poured concrete in to her bf's gas tank, got him evicted by reporting his illegal efficiency, and reported him to the FBI for running Bitcoin scams on Facebook.

Oh, and I fucked my ex fling while dating her, a hooker on the street, and made out with a girl and a stripper at a strip club.

I'm kind of not a good person but I don't care. Oh, and I installed a tracking app on my "best friend"'s phone and learned that the piece of shit is in town a lot but never calls me except for when he's away and his new "amazing gf" is busy. Fucking faggot asshole. When he calls I check the app, see that he's driving home from work where he lives 300 miles away, and I ignore that shit. He was here last week, didn't once call me to hang out. Nothing the three days he was here. When he's in a strange land and no one talks to him, then he calls.

i did enough stuff in high school that i could never be military or law enforcement, but no one seems to know. it's like they didn't even ask.

>>694400708
she already saw therapist anon thats the whole porblem

>>694400828
Like what stuff? Fighting, robbing, etc?

I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently starting being sexually active. Her parents are fairly conservative jesusfags and she is trying to keep it a secret. Told her she is welcome to come to my house if she needs a safe low-key place to fuck or just hang out with friends or what ever.

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>inb4 cheating military wife

Goddamn bait Bylat

>>694400772
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>>694400772
>piece of shit
>complains when noone wants to meet

>>694393781
Im 18 now. I wonder if you can recover

>>694391153
There are police cars and other cars driving slowly past my house,Everybody notice,but nobody know I have fault on this shit.

I'm a rentboy. Male prostitute. Nobody who knows me knows that i let dudes fuck me for money.

>>694400941

just stuff. i don't talk about it, but if i ever took an entrance exam i'd have to lie quite a bit to pass.

>>694395134
Why don't you live on that fantasy? Its just love.

>>694400942
U want to fuck her, don't u?

>>694400982

i like /b/ sooooooooo much lol so random xD

>>694400942

this shit is now a meme.

When I was younger, my sister and I used to blaze together occasionally. One night, we got high as fuck together, and we were just in her bed watching a movie, and after we finished the movie I told her I was tired and she told me I could sleep in her bed for the night, so I did. She's an insomniac and she takes this pill that makes her high as fuck for like 30 mins then pass the fuck out and not wake up for ages. I guess the high stacked up and she forgot that I was laying next to her because she took all her clothes off, so me, being the high and horny prepubescent kid I was, took advantage of the fact that she passed the fuck out and I rubbed my cock on her ass/pussy and grabbed her tits and put my cock in her mouth and shit, then busted on her tits, wiped it off, fell asleep and pretended nothing happened the next morning.

>>694396467
You wouldn't last a month

>>694400772

What app?

>>694395288
Kek

>>694401117
yes if she wasnt related. but ill admit she is very pretty.

>>694401195
nah, it needs to be posted a lot more before it is meme.

>>694401106
What do you mean? I don't understand

>>694394142
en ingles faggot

>>694399035

How old was she?

>>694399708
did you mean "normal guy"?

>>694399987
CRY BABY GTFO NOW!!!

>>694401747
12 or 13

>>694395134

You still around?

>>694394142
Entonces no entiendo de que te quejas, si tienes novia y no la quieres dejar, solo deja de hablarle a la otra morra y ya

>>694402129
Yes

>>694402434

I am basically like you except with married/engaged/ taken women. Has your fetish ever affected your relationships? Ever cheat yourself?

>>694392969
That's okay, accidents happen.

>>694402534
I haven't had any long-term relationships, longest one was two months. But no, I've never cheated on my boyfriends.

>>694402668

How old are you now? When did you first discover your fetish?

>>694400772
He probably doesn't call because you're a shit friend and a fucking psychopath who stalks people he thinks are his friends. Jesus, if I ever found out someone was so obsessed with me that they installed a fracker on my phone I'd get a fucking restraining order.

>>694402668

tits/timestamp please

Every time i have sex with my SO i think about how my ex used to fuck me and i cum so hard

I used to think about killing people every day, hoping for something to make me snap and send me on a rampage. For the past few months those daily murder fantasies have been replaced by suicide fantasies, I haven't had a good day in so long I don't think I can anymore and I will probably kill myself within the next year because I don't believe I'm capable of being happy

>>694395724
I translated it to spanish and cried a lot

>>694402816

How long have you been with him?

>>694402759
I'm 20 and it was just a sexy thought until my first time. I was 17 and had sex with a teacher. It was the first time I orgasmed from sex and it's been my fetish ever since. No other kind of sex compares. No boyfriend before or after has made me orgasm from sex.

>>694401615
>marry a guy
>then you're fucking a married man every night
Happy hunting.

>>694402874
murder-suicide is your best option

>>694403007
Did you cry because you're 007 beaner spy?

>>694403035

Yeah married/engaged people are sexier. Seeing the ring just makes things so thrilling.

One time my brother and my cousin were "experimenting" in one of their bedrooms. (they had both used that bedroom at one point or another, I forget who's it was at the time.)

I told them if they didn't let me watch I'd tell on them, so they let me watch. We've never discussed it since, that I can remember, and I know that both will likely deny it. Especially considering the other brother had gone to jail for the same thing with the same person.

>>694403243
Noooo when they realise I'm better than their wives and say so is best ^.~

>>694393781
I feel you lol, got molested by a neighbour at 13. forming relationships with guys is easy, but with girls its hard, no clue why. really fucked up

>>694403490

Yeah that's fun too. Can we see some tits please?

>>694403604
Got Kik? I don't want to derail the thread

technically, cheated my gf several times.

>>694403893

Yeah victorc9999

>>694404027
Kay gimme a minute

>tfw 7 years old, I was a handsome little blonde haired green eyed boy with long girly hair, like 1996. big fan of silverchair and nirvana at the time
>my year 2 teacher was HOT AS FUCK and I knew it even then as a kid, she had to be about 18-25. gorgeous
>I was her favourite, since I was the smart one in class but also not a spergy boogerlord, always asked me to demonstrate things
>it was my birthday
>"Aww happy birthday anon! Yay! Did you get any presents!?"
>'Yeah but I have to share them with my twin brother'
>"aww, well he can't share this kiss with you!"

>kisses me on the lips and then again on the cheek and left her lipstick on me infront of all the other boys
>went bright fucking red and I swear it acfivated deep inside me the beginnings of my first boner, I literally felt blood and adrenaline move around my body

>she got married a year later and her surname changed and It really fucking bothered me as a kid and I had no idea why, only later I realized because I wanted to claim her

>found a lesbo porn mag in my back shed years later as a 12 year old, my uncles stash with his weed
>there was a blonde chick in the mag who looked EXACTLY LIKE HER
>first time I'd seen full blown naked porn
>full page glossy pics of hot blondes licking each other out on sandy beaches with wet tits

I wacked off FURIOUSLY for an ENTIRE DAY

My sister found the mag and dobbed me in

>I later found the mag again in her room

Holy fuck it was a good time

>>694393493
something about rape makes me diamonds. im horrified when i think what raping someone would be like though

I post five lies and two truths in every thread to fuck with the data miners.

>>694403072
I cried because la migra got me after it

I've cheated on almost every gf I've ever had.

I justify it to myself because I know that dudes are constantly trying to flirt and fuck them, that's just the way of the world. Girls don't beg guys for sex, it's the other way around. All of my gfs have been very attractive and probably had dudes hitting them up all the time when we were together.

With all the flirting and whatever-the-hell going on behind my back in any relationship, I get jealous and end up fucking some sloot and then feel bad about it. Happens every time. I just don't trust women and assume that they are doing the same type of thing to me.

I know i'm a hypocrite but that's the point of the thread, right?

>>694401228
Micah nooo

>>694402780
This

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>>694394433
faggot

>>694403893
Why is Kik so popular? Snapchat gives you more control :P

>>694404092

Ok

I was raped from my cousin when I was nine.Twice.

went to friends house
his brother and wife were in the house
wife in dress doing some thing with the pussy
saw a bit
wife screams at my friend

>>694391153
My mom was a psycho and forced me into being a girl when I was a kid. No surgery or pills, but it still fucking sucked.

im married with 3 kids but i love sucking cocks

im going to suck one tonight and fuck the guys ass too

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

I sexually assaulted a girl in her dorm once. She was my friend. Biggest mistake of my life, regretted it instantly after I did it.

>me and her talking about how my ex smeared my own cum on my face as a joke
>we laugh about it, I joke that i'd to it to her because we kinda flirted sometimes
>we get wasted
>she's sleeping, i'm sleeping next to her
>jack off
>cum on hand
>smear some of it on her cheek
>she wasn't sleeping the whole time
>we aren't friends anymore

I thank god she was too poor to make a court case. Maybe it was just the liquor but for some reason I thought it'd be a funny practical joke at the time. I suppose I saw her as more of a guy friend than a girl friend and I was just playing a really nasty joke and reality set in way too late.
I still feel awful about it.

To be completely honest though, I still think she overreacted. She said I ruined her life.

>>694395619
nice fucking shot mate

rip kitty tho

I take copious amounts of steroids to deal with social insecurities so I must attain a physique which counters those issues.

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I'd rather masturbate watching porn than having sex with my fiancee'. And I feel like shit from it.

i suck a dick

>>694405304
try wearing her clothes it works for me

>>694405304

Why? Are you just not attracted to her at all? This probably isn't a good sign if you're not even married yet.

I have commitment issues, I've cheated on every girlfriend I've had. I would get caught or break it off before they could find out. My parents found out about 1 because of my sister ratted me out. I was 23 & they sat me down & gave me a "we raised you better then this' speech. I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>694405304
You two need to go to the gym together

Trust me

Get her fit, her self confidence or lack thereof is what's killing your boner

>>694404629
I feel you

>>694391153
Im 23 m and wearing a diaper im trying not to wet. I wont post pics here but i have skype and ill give pics after chatting a bit, official.alternate

>>694394142
go back to mowing my lawn

When I was 14 i took the v of a 9yo girl, was 100% consensual. fucked her quite a few more times later on.

>>694405963
9yo girls can't consent, pedo rapist

>>694406020
clearly they can, arbitrary laws aside

>>694406257
They can, but there's no way to know that she really wanted to consent or if she was just scared of what would happen if she said no, because she's 9.

>>694406685
she wanted it, i didnt force anything.

>>694404092
I want to see em too :c
Unhappy marry here anyway

>>694391153
i dont have any friends but i tell myself other wise

>>694407067
also, physically she was ready for sex

>>694407375
Ok, that's fine i guess, but the "arbitrary rules" are there to protect kids. And if i were the judge and the kid said they wanted it you would still be fucked my friend, because i obvs cant trust the perp and not trusting the 9 yr old either. That's why the rule is there

When I was 16 I let a 10 year old girl watch me fap. I was left in charge of her & her younger brother who was 6. Their parents were friends of my parents. I watched them overnight. The brother went to bed early around 830 & the girl around 11. I'd turn the TV on Skinamax. I could hear footsteps from upstairs & saw the girl looking from the top of the staircase through the corner of my eye. I got completely naked & had the fap of my life. I pretended I didn't know she was there. The next day I acted like nothing had happened & did she but knew, she knew. Watched her a few more times after that but never did it again. Still see her every few years & have never once brought it up.

>>694391153
I was introduced to sex at a very young age and now I've realized that I have an attraction to child porn. I'm a pedophile.

i suck

>>694407689
the rule is just there as a feel-good soccer mom cover from reality.

>>694407728
is she hot?

>>694407728
im pretty sure a 10 y/o girl would tell her parents or brother that no?

>>694408160
Still there and always going to be there and im glad it's there. And no it's definitely hard to tell if the child actually wanted it or not unless you are the child.

>>694393781
Sucks, when did it start? and how come no one realized it? Any decent medical doctor would've known in a split second.

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>>694391153
I am in love with a girl with the biggest clit I ever seen.
She cost me 650 GBP every week, but she worth every penny.

>>694407777
Your quads gave me a boner....could you tell us moar?

>>694391153
My uncle made pizza of me when I was younger. I thought I was just modelling because I didn't have sex or anything - just lewd and nude shit. Parents found out when they saw pics I took off myself. Told them my uncle did it and it was fine. Never saw him after that.

>>694398823
Jesus you sick fuck

>>694408490
>it's definitely hard to tell if the child actually wanted it or not

baseless vague subjective opinion is vague and baseless. she wanted it as much as older girls do, she loved to get fucked, was pretty easy to make her cum

>>694391153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozg_S02PYDQ
mine is that i produce this music and post it on /b

>>694392523
nobody fuxking cares you dumb shit

>>694408355
She was up until she was 23,then she had a kid & got fat. She's 26 now.

>>694407728
fuck da girl

>>694408943
Im talking about in a court of law sense as to why the rules are there dumbass. They dont know anything about it and the rules are there for a good reason. You are an idiot

>>694408407
Not that I know of

I once stole a bike cos I had no money and needed transport.

>>694405031
Chicks are over dramatic, how the fuck does that ruin your life? Just wipe it off

sometimes i tuck my dick so i know what its like to be James Comey