tits or gtfo

Post nudes

Pretty hot wife.

>>694376763
Good for you OP

Hope you got a prenup, and good luck with the divorce

Have fun when she wants to "find herself" aka ride all the cocks she can

>>694377131
We have been going out for 2 years and she would never cheat on me. I tested her a few times. Also Slavic girls tend to be loyal.

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nice anon, here are my wives

>>694376763
You gotta keep it interesting in bed

>>694377364
She would absolutely cheat on you, she's an 18 year old girl

>>694377483
Not op but How would you know

>>694377612
Because at 18 girls still haven't had their fill of new cocks, college is a smorgasport of cock, you do the math

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>>694376763

>>694377736
Have you had a girlfriend? Specifically one that's 18?

>>694376763
congrats

>>694377736
>>694377954
Yes of course, this one has yet to cheat but it's coming.

>>694377736
I wouldn't say that ALL 18 y/o girls would go out for a cock fest (there are only two girls I know who haven't), but the odds of it are pretty damn high.

>Nice wedding ring.
How long were you saving up for that?

Fucking stupid OP. In 7 years neither of you will be the same person you are now. There's no guarantee you will even like the person the other one becomes. You're fucked.

>>694378254
Prove it. Because I think you're lying.

>>694378303
Even the ones you think haven't are out there riding, they are just good at hiding it.

>>694377736
College? We live in Poland and I already have a career she is studying part time. It's not like she will be dorming with boys in American porno college.

>>694378400
Prove I have had a gf? Fucking why?

>>694376763
divorce

5901wx for similar pics

>>694378472
Getting married that young is an objectively shit plan, but good luck

>>694378472
Ooh, Poland. My family comes from a polish background. Well, my old man's side is polish.

>>694376763
anyone else see a lady eating a sandwich with mustard on her face before they clicked the pic?

>>694376763
>wife
>18
You're an idiot

>>694376763
> we're both 18

your marriage wont last long, i garentee it. dont have kids, it'll complicate matters when it comes to divorce time.

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>>694376763
>that ring

>>694378510
Because I know you never did. But I'm giving you a chance to prove me wrong.

>>694376763
What's your point OP? Unless you nailed her and are here to post results, not interested. Good job on not finding a cheating slut btw, that's an achievement.

My Polish Friend,

Don't listen to these fools. The heart wants what it wants. It's an 800 kilo gorilla that no one can stop.

Don't be stupid and don't he afraid. Take it from someone who knows.

>>694378863
Amen.

>>694378608
>>694378706
>>694378680
I love her bro
>>694378325
>>694378755
Pic was taken before proposal

>>694378760
What would prove it to you?

>>694378658
I figured it would be a greentext advice thread about a small penis and yellow ejaculate. That would have been so much more awesome than this... gotta start reading the OP text before opening into new tab.

>>694378760
You're pathetic

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>>694378965
How many gfs did you have before her?

>>694378863
Thank you my friend

>>694378947
You've been there too?

>>694378965
Post yourself faggot that way we'll know if she'll cheat on you

>>694379053
2 but not for longer than 2 months

>>694378980
I know. But sticks and stones.

>>694379172
You aren't in love with her, you just think you are because you've spent more time with her than other gfs

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>>694379172
Why no longer than 2 months?

>>694379087
Me? No.

>>694379161
Or, you know a pic of her and you.

>>694378760
>>694378973
I'm still waiting faggot

>>694376763
Now the reason for anyone to give a shit or care even a little?

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I paid that whore a potato and she fucked me

True story

>>694379054
No problem.

Life is like a ride at an amusement park and when we choose to get on it we think it's real.

It's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want.

I believe in you, anon.

But can you believe in yourself?

>>694379372
Touchè. You win this round

>>694379307
Last gf got stupid whenever she drank alcohol and I had to baby sit her. And she pissed the bed after drinking. Couldn't handle it. She was a 9/10 though.

>>694379476
So she was a woman?

>>694379301
No I don't "think I'm in love" I am. I love her and I would give my life for her.

>>694379476
Nudes of that bitch?

>>694379476
What do you look like faggot

>>694379476
Good form. 9/10 means shit if she can't compose herself.

>>694379602
She was 16 and I was 15

>>694377036
this so hard
>I see a future cuck in the making

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>>694376763
>wife
>18

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>>694379667
No nudes but that is her on the left.

>>694379665
No you arent, and neither is she, you are naive and rushed into something you do not fully understand.

>>694377367
Sometimes people who don't like diapers enter the conversation and post

>>694378347
>This

I've seen this shit happen to my parents

>>694379787
Good job. You deserve a reward

>>694377036
hes fucking 18 of course he doesnt have a prenup what's she gonna get half his car?

>>694379849
>that stomach bulge doe

>>694376763
Good score OP. My one word of advice is strengthen your relationship because you both will change in the coming years. Change together.

Oh and when you finally both acquire assets. Get a prenuptial agreement on who owns what, trust me.

>>694379930
you happy you sarcastic little bitch

>>694379853
Ok anon I see you think you know my life but I'm mature for my age. I have had sex with good looking women without falling in love or even calling. This girl is the one.
>>694380150
She never asks for my money and tries hard to be independent so I just don't see her ever using me.

>>694380097
She is skinny and fit. That's not fat

>>694379967
If they try to last longer it will be devestating financially when he is just barely getting on his own two feet.

>>694380491
>what ever you say cuck
>enjoy dat cheating balloon ass

>>694379967
>>694380510
My foreign currency exchange is going pretty well. I already have a flat down town of my city. She is moving in next week.

>>694380097
Have you ever left your house?

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>>694379416
Exactly what type of potato? I think is important, if I carry some potatoes in my pocket but are worthless for paying whores I'll just have my pockets full of potatoes and you know if you do in this way finally you become a potato. Please inform.

>>694380642
I dumped that girl.

>>694376763
Where are you from OP

>>694380365
I understand and love women who are independent but you should always prepare for worst. In my country we say it good to seek build shelter before the storm and never use it than not have and need it. Best of luck with your future OP

Really hot at least!

>getting married at 18
Also chzek em

>>694379849
>no nudes, but random pics
Grats on having an 18yo tramp on Facebook

>>694378303
You are right, there are alot of girls who actually are not giant whores, they just don't look anywhere near as good as OPs wife. A girl like her will be tempted constantly, it's only a matter of time.

>>694380890
Poland

>>694379853
He will realize down the road. Nothing you say will get through to him

>>694381034
Hey moron. That is my ex can you not read? She was 16 when we broke up. I'm not going to post her or her nudes obviously illegal. That is most recent picture of her.

>>694380733
have had my own apartment for 4 years
got an engineering degree
had a gf for 10 years and she's going to med school
going to go get a masters then PhD
>I have my life figured out faggot
>how about you?

>>694381206
Post your wife's nudes then

>>694381068
slav girls are pretty fine

>>694381279
No way. Not gonna happen.

>>694381279
This

>>694381238
she walks. shit or get off the pot. either way she'll bail in a couple years... the only question is whether you'll confuse people when you constantly refer to your "ex" and they assume you were married.

People who think they have life figured out are the best to watch go do in flames. Those who are more realistic see it coming, but cocky fuckers like you go spastic when your shit falls apart.

>>694381488
Don't post her nudes, but any other photos? She's very beautiful

>>694381279
Obviously this - no one actually believes you, you know.

>>694381488
Then fuck off, good luck with your slut, remember this thread when she fucks you over and is fucking other guys

>>694376763
...no, she isn't.

She's a model from the Ukraine.
Faggot.

>>694381488
You come on here to brag about "your wife" and don't post any nudes?

Why's that?
Is it because you're really a neckbeard virgin fantasizing about being married faggot?

>>694381596
lol good try but I've got her on a hook
she's addicted to my dick and won't stop bothering me about moving down with her to med school

>it's okay you can stay mad
>I'll just come back to post in 5 years time when my life is better than ever

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>>694377364
>slav girls
>"tend to be loyal"

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>>694381610
Thanks m8
>>694381748
No she's not

>>694381748
Well duh ;)
But quiet! OP actually thinks he has someone hooked! He can't see the obvious sarcasm

>>694381837
Yes, yes it is

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>>694381905
I just can't get over this line

>>694381238
Feeling like you have to show how figured put your life is tells me you are very unsure about it.
The correct answer would've been "I am a weird faggot and I live in mom's basement. She wants me to go to college, but I have my life figured out, I'll work at kfc"

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>>694381885
>addicted to dick
Fixed it for you

>>694381885
been there. you'll learn. it's okay, I wouldn't have believed it had anyone tried to convince me, either. good on ya for having faith. sorry about your future... you seem like a good guy other than being a cocky prick.

>>694382024
Alias!

>>694381937
Noods?

>>694382119
/thread

>>694382131
>slav success
>have woman for five years
>have baby
>buy tracksuit
>buy cigarette
>practice squatting
>finally after five years get doctorate in squatting
>learn to drink vodka
>no need for woman when can squat and drink and smoke at same time

>>694382181
He wouldn't have any - didn't you keep up? It's just random Facebook pics

>>694378472
>American porno college
Kek. Also most universitys here have separated dorms with some rules

>>694376763
wait, is she holding a brassica juncea shoot?

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>>694381837
Nope sorry bro. It's reality and I'm not a virgin either.

>>694381937
Well, fuck... you didn't say she had jacked up teeth. 9/10 at best. Predilection towards anal would make her a 10/10 again. I'll check here for the next couple years for her future rando dickfest and if I recognize her, will update the entry in the database to reflect this development.

Leaked footage of OP's future.

>>694382449
>another Facebook pic
What's your point?

>>694382483
She's getting braces soon. They are not that common here so she hasn't gotten around to it. I'll pay to get them fixed if I have to but really they aren't that bad.

>>694381937
British ancestry?
Because someone adjusted those teeth with a fucking shovel.

The ring is on the wrong hand

>>694382625
I'm in the pic. Cropped myself out.

>>694376763
Be very careful loudly express that your keeping the pupper in the divorce.

>>694382753
See>>694378965

>>694376763
Makes me Nostalgia about my ex-wife.
Good luck to both of you.

protip: Don't cheat, no matter how much pussy comes your way, if you love her anyway

>>694382786
Even so, what the hell would that prove?
"Look I'm standing next to a girl, now I can call her my wife!!!!"

>>694382961
I don't really need to prove to you because whether I do or not she will still be waking up next to me in the morning.

>>694378755
Come on man, Most 18 year olds can't afford good shit.
I fucking couldn't.
my ex-wife settled for a silver ring.

>>694378863
>800 kilo gorilla
Kek

>>694379967

not understanding that she will be entitled to half your assets 10-20 years down the line when you actually might be moderately successful.

divorce can completely wreck a man financially not to mention child support and alimony. always get a prenup, it's the smart thing to do. marriages fail at an astounding rate.

even if you don't have assets. who cares if she laughs at you when you bring it up. you'll be the one laughing later, trust me.

You're actually doing pretty ok

>>694382343
I had a master key to the girls dorms at one university and slept with my girlfriend at hers more often than her roommate spent the night. Came and went at all hours, never once getting caught. Now my daughter is an RA and they have girls on one end of the hallway and boys on the other. Like she could do shit to stop the fucking.

>>694382119
>projecting this hard

>>694383105
At least the nights she's not out whoring herself to another guy - have fun on those nights when you don't understand why she came home later than expected - try not to cry too much.
Or when she strangely doesn't answer her phone. I'm sure she will have a good excuse, but deep down, you will know the truth.

>>694382100
dat projection doe

>>694383122
And you haven't figured out the connection between the level of jewelry purchased and the prefix ex?

>>694382267
Only 95% of Slavs become legend like stated other 5 are capitalist shpees.

>>694377367

why does the pic title say 10 years later?

lindsay lohan looks like a used up coke whore now. that's clearly not 10 years later.

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Leaked photos of OP's future.

>>694383302
>I had a master key to the girls dorms at one university and slept with my girlfriend at hers more often than her roommate spent the night.
(At a second university) Implying it's not just a local issue to that one college. College is fuck-central if you're decent looking, not vile, and not in a long-term relationship. Even in that last scenario, it's fuck-central, it's just the same piece of ass most of the time.

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>>694376763
Insecurities will destroy your relationship.
There's reasons why she's became your wife. But don't ever be cuck.

If all else fails, Military?

My best friend(Black even) got his wife pregnant, wal-mart was paying shit wages. So he joined the Army transport division.

He's been serving 6 years now, he's got a 2nd kid, healthy. He plans to open a business with his wife.

>>694383827
I don't want to fight Putin. But in all seriousness I am happy with my wage I am self employed and am living on my own with no issues.

>>694376839
f a j n a

>>694383771
>electrotechnical uni student here
Cannot confirm.

>>694384089
Right on, good luck to both of you.
Just don't cheat on her.

>>694382449
Post yourself faggot what's the problem here?

>>694376763
Bredy gud baid :-DD