Why aren't you bisexual?
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Why aren't you bisexual?
because im not half gay
cause im already gay
Did I just watcha small adultboi hump a pillow?
I'm selective bisexual.
If dogs could look like this I would be zoophilic too
I am
>>694367579
Because I'm gay.
As will be most of the people posting ITT after seeing that thumbnail.
>>694368158
ya y?
think all that tumblr bullshit about sexual fluidity is real. I'm pan, whether or not I think that just because gay in general or whatever idc. butts are always sexy
Does /b/ ever wonder how good this feels?
>>694369519
>*sexy butts are always sexy
>ftfy
>>694369639
clearly it feels good enough to cum from
not too much to wonder in that regard
>>694367579
huh, somebody saved my gif interesting
Because no girls want me, moreover guys.
>>694369639
source?
>>694370934
please post more of your sexy body
>>694371395
You know what I can just dump this
Butt album: http://imgur.com/a/Rg495
Front side: http://imgur.com/a/g8x7M
Cumshot album: http://imgur.com/a/zQyiX
post gay gifs
>>694371122
CF josh and travis, they did a few scenes together
Pic related
Guys smell bad.
>>694372322
source?
>>694372526
something something gay wedding, its as old as the internets
>>694371735
please be bisexual you little slut
>>694372673
I might be, why do you want me to be bi?
>>694367579
Because I'm not a faggot
>>694372948
did you forget what thread you are in?
>>694367579
I am.
>>694367579
But I am!?
Met three trannies and one boy
Only fingered one bio girl
Gonna fuck her soon though
>>694367579
I'm not a fag
I am, but only for cute smooth guys.
>>694367579
Because I'm only bi for chicks with dicks.
>>694367579
my own dick disgusts me and anal sex is gross
because I don't want AIDS
I'm tho
>>694367579
I am. go home.
I am bisexual. feels awesome
>>694371899
i fucking love jesse starr, he made me gay
>>694377060
Nice to meet you, tho.
>bisexual
>nothing but gay shit
Every fucking time
I am bisexual. I only bottom with men tho.
Because Pussy just tastes better.
I work hard to get shit I don't need, to drive something fast, and cool looking when I barely go 85mph on freeway, and 45 on local.
Live independent on my own, try to force myself to goto the gym and diet.
All boils down to eating pussy.
Very Beta. But I don't got it as good as you Alpha dogs, I can't command a cumdumpster to sick my duck. I gotta be a salesman like billy fucking mays
>>694377933
because there is straight porn everywhere
most of us are guys, the only relevant thing about us being bisexual is that we're into one another
get over it
>>694378158
so you've tasted cock then?
how else would you know?
>>694377933
/b/
nothing but faggots
I can't get hard with guys...
I am, how else am I gonna have fun in bed?
Most women seem to be dead fish in that regard.
>>694367579
what if you just trade hj and frot?
>>694379363
you're bi
>>694367579
Better question is why are you bisexual.
>>694372368
Balls didnt touch
not gay
>>694378436
Who dis?
>>694379948
kill yourself.
>>694379948
build that wall!
i know gay and bi r the most racist people on this earth look on grindr
>>694367579
I am faggot
>>694378158
Billy's dead, man. Billy's dead.
>>694376259
you??
>>694382930
Ya
>>694383175
fuck me, do you have kik or skype??
How am I supposed to know if I'm bisexual? I feel pretty gay and my social circle is gays, but I fap to chicks frequently.
because im not turned on by a guys body
30 bi hairy chub btm in nnj for older
>>694383587
No no no, I am the bot/sub. Kik is franz135, I rarely use skype.
>>694383962
This isn't craigslist nigger
>>694372530
sauce?
I just sucked my first cock today. It was delicious.
>>694383962
Where in nnj are you?
>>694373489
sauce?
>>694385300
Morris county, near Rockaway
>>694377933
Cuz being 'bi' is a lie. You're either gay or in denial
>>694385591
I don't deny being completely gay. In fact its a secret from people in my life that I am also attracted to women. A lot of people think bi=slutty, so its easier to present myself as gay.
But what do you think I am?
>>694386228
if you hide things from people in your life that's just sad. grow a pair and be yourself.
>>694386228
A massive fucking faggot. Never heard that
relation before.
>>694367579
It's not like I can choose to be bi.
>>694378003
damn, lets see that hole
You want to know something fucked up? I'm not bisexual. I don't find men attractive. Dick does nothing for me. But...
I was bulling for some cuck and after pillaging his wife's well worn tart-hole, he got on his knees and begged to suck my dick. I said ok and he slurped on my rod like the greediest piggy on the planet. His wife was cheering him on. My boner when from 10/10 erect to 11/10 and I shot a load like a dam broke open.
So, still only find women attractive, but there is something about dominating a man to the point he will service your cock like it was his pass to eternal life in heaven. Took me a bit to get to fucking them in the ass, but I learned that talking like they are a sissy whore does the trick.
No homo, so I only do it like maybe twice a year. I'm 52 and have been married for 31 years and have four kids.
>>694378406
wow this thread bait is alive, and someone responded.
I tasted my own sperm before. Because I kept trying to make my girl at time to swallow.
She made a valid argument. That I can't make her do things that I don't want to do. So if I thought it tastes good, She said she'll do it.
I tried and "BARRRRRGH!"
>>694378003
who the fuck else would you bottom with
>>694386362
I'm working on it m8. Everyone is just trying to get by, but maybe we can help each other out every once in a while.
>>694386568
you can choose to be gay why cant you choose to be bi
>>694385196
How was it?
>>694383751
> don't exclusively like females?
> don't exclusively like males?
Congratulations you're bi, most of us are.
>>694386228
Your logic was already flawed after you said "I'm completely gay". That means you have no attraction to women at all
>>694367579
Cause your thread is bait and I don't like cock.
>>694387011
>"I'm 52"
>on /b/
>>694388253
>/thread
>>694372649
damn, source?
>>694378003
this. I could never be submissive with a chick, but it's the only thing id do with a guy
>>694388579
I still like looking at tits.
>>694388579
Ok, apparently I AM too old to be here....
But still. tits.
>>694387013
>I tried and "BARRRRRGH!"
No way. Everyone likes their own brand.
i love being bi m80's
>>694367579
I was but I got married so now I'm not. I guess it depends on your definition of bisexual though. I committed homosexual acts but I mostly targeted really girly faggots. They were so much easier to fuck in college than chicks were and for some reason they love hairy fat guys that act straight.
>>694391650
getting married doesn't end a person's sexual orientation
>>694391746
>/thread
>>694391746
Aight. I haven't fucked anyone but her in 20 years though. I mean I look but I've never cheated on her.
>>694392013
Would she be up for a threesome?
19 gay bottom here pretty sub
kik me at buthowdoi
>>694392234
Nope. Neither would I really. I did a few back in the day and didn't care for it. I'm not into lesbos at all and the thought of someone fucking my wife enrages me. She doesn't know I used to fuck dudes either and would probably be pretty pissed if she found out.
>>694378003
same, mostly cuz there are no non-ugly bottoms around pic related
>>694392672
more self-whoring
>>694392672
Yeah, I guess before I fuck something hairy with a beard I'd rather jerk off.
I made a thread the other day about me questioning my straitness. Im 22 and i saw a 17 year old version of myself at which which (tall skinny blonde blue eyes and attractive) every time me and him would meet eye contact he would get this dreamy look in his eyes and i just wanted to make out with him. People were telling me that it was pretty common to see people of the same sex that have qualities of the other sex and have sexual urges towards them this is kinda what he and i looked like at 17
>>694393502
you're bi
that said, more people would be comfortable fucking a clone of themselves before anyone else
>>694393502
>>694393675
Hell yes, If I had a clone of myself we'd spend the entire day making out and fucking.
>>694392959
exactly
hey fags, look at my butt
>>694376259
>>694393675
Probably. But i would only start gay shit with a skinny boy (looking) dude
>>694393675
and how often do you come across an 18 hot guy that has all those qualities that is gay first of all and second of all is out of the closet
>>694394366
A picture for ants? Looking good though, pale and smooth.
Because I'm not a fashion victim.
>>694394725
Well fuck me, I almost never manage to shave that smooth. Do you wax or epilate? I think I'll try that soon.
>>694394840 just hair remover and a gentle hand with good moisturizer.. And thanks
>>694394840
Bonus
>>694394670
what?
>>694395011
So Nair it is, thanks. Read so much contradictory stuff about it, I guess I'll have to try it myself.
>>694395011
which hair remover? nice hole btw would love too pump you full of seed all day
>>694367579
Because I'm not mentally ill.
I am and I love it
>>694367579
Because the bible says it's wrong.
>>694367579
because im a human
>>694395011
mind me asking what product do you use? and how long does it keep you smooth before you need it again?
>>694395383
Just nair.. where are you?
>>694395532
I shave once a week so a little stubbly at the end
>>694367579
just choose one you greedy cunt, you can't have both!
HAHAHA SUPRISE CORE INVASION
I am, I'm just too big of a pussy to tell anyone.
>>694394309
I quite enjoy your butt. Am I bi now?
i am bisexual
thats the best way
i dont consider myself bi but I leave my options open. only thing ive done with other guys is shower together, fairly often with my current friend/housemate
bmpp
>>694396263
Great game, which mod is this?
Anyone want to chat horny and bored kik is thatdudewhol
I am
Kik me bi fags
bluehottieJ
