>>694365335
How was your day, man?

How much of a joke is black lives matter?

>>694365335
Is that how you dress all the time? What do you do for a living?

>>694365335

did you dindu nuffin?

>>694365496
You made a joke anon. Kek

>>694365335

How often do you dindu nuffin?

>>694365335
How do you feel about the situation between Israel and Palestine, and do you feel as though there is a "right" side of the conflict?

>>694365335
what's the white square thing in the background?

>>694365335
when did you realize you were black and how did your family take it

>>694365335
Post a timestamp you fucking troll
Niggerfaggot fuckboi cunt

>>694365335
How does it feel to know that you will always be a lazy nigger?

>>694365335
>Ask a black guy anything.

Why don't you go back to Africa?

>>694365607
It wasn't a joke. You said AMA. Answer the questions.

I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY SECRETARY, FOLLOWING A BARBARIC BEAVER BEATING THAT SLOUGHED OFF HER UTERINE LINING MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN HER OWN MENSTRUAL CYCLE, INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE ARTISTS, 311 AND SCOTT STAPP, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY LEARJET TO MEET THE TWO BANDS. THE TWO GROUPS WERE WHINING LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AFTER INHERITANCE MONEY UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF 311 FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH A COMPREHENSIVE COATING OF NUT NECTAR, GLUING THEM TO THE GROUND. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION CANE, STAPP WAS TAKEN 'HIGHER' THAN EVER BEFORE AS HE WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY UPON THE Z-MAN'S TWO-TON TROUSER-SCHNAUZER, WHILE THE 311 MEMBERS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY THEIR OWN ASSHOLES LIKE BOWLING BALLS. THE FORCE FROM MY CULVERT-SIZED COCK SPLITTING STAPP APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. AS STAPP PROCEEDED TO BLEED TO DEATH, MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING SON-SIRING SKINFLUTE BURST THROUGH THE LEAD SINGER'S BVD'S, CAUSING HIM TO BREAK OUT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF 'COME ORIGINAL'. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SINGING TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED THE ALT-ROCK GREAT IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF GONAD GOULASH. MY GROIN YETI IS NOW THE SIXTH MEMBER OF 311, I GUARANTEE IT.

>>694365800

lol

Thus thread is blessed
So many dubs

>>694365800
This op

Does white sperm matter?

>>694365911
You retard, he's a nigger, he's does nothing for a living. That's the joke, fuck, who let the summer in here?

>>694365427
Pretty uneventful.

>>694365491
The purpose was pure. The people are cancer.

>>694365496
I guess. And Im a licensed chef.

>>694365552
I guess.

>>694365646
I tend to stay out of peoples business if it doesnt affect me.

>>694365733
Dunno.

>>694365800
When your wife told me her cuck fetish. And they took it hard. Just like your wife.

>>694365826
Im laying down for the night. Also, I dont answer requests of autists.

>>694365893
How does it feel to know 80 million before made that joke before you?

>>694365899
Because Im not african.

>>694365899
Because I live here.
Why should I?

>>694366234
Not a joke, serious question, dindu. No joking in here

Are you attracted to white women and do you have a large penis?

>>694366197
Sure.

>>694366516
Good job reiterating who you were, midget dick.

>>694366518
Im very attracted to white women. And its about 7in, and good girth.

time stamp or not a real nigger

>>694365335
How do you feel about the recent events in Dallas.

>>694366234
you're in that room could you maybe look what it is? it is right behind you and it looks kind of squarish.

>>694366694
Do you save up your food stamps to buy grape drank?

>>694366694
Out of curiosity, are you more attracted to white women than black women. And if so, why?

Do u like it when people who aren't black call u a nigger

how do you feel about other black people

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Can I have my bike back

Where is the button on you that activates chimp mode?

Have you ever just shut the lights off at night to play hide and seek?

>>694367111
Keks and trips, thanks anon

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>>694366906
I like de blak black pum pum

my nigga is that a blue banda, you repping crip now?

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>>694367249

how many guns do you have
how much money do you spend at KFC anually

Does mace really sting your eyes?

>>694366712
Guess you'll be waiting for that timestanl, because Im black. Not a nigger, you fuckin twink.

>>694366713
Unfortunate, but entertaining. Also smells like fish.

>>694366870
This picture is over a year old.

>>694366896
Ok.

>>694366906
Absolutely. I grew up in Detroit, and im tired of being around black women. I like white women's nipples, and black women pussies look like elephant mouthes. White women were molded in heaven.

>>694366971
Noones ever done it to me in person. If you mean on the internet, then thats a triple no. Internet racists opinions dont put money in my pocket.

>>694367083
Some are niggers. Some are black.

>>694367111
This is a genuine question. Did you honestly type that thinking you were the first person to ever say it, or did you just accept that you're an unoriginal faggot, basement dwelling neckbeard eith absolutely no whit, and decided to just steal that joke?

>>694367249
My anal prolapse

>>694367302
Ok.

>>694367460
Black bandana.

>>694367543
I have 4 guns.

>>694367581
Ok.

is that one on the pink one in the stink

Do you know your dad? How long is he in prison for?

>>694367628
On the white women, I can see where you're coming from.

2pac or biggie?

>>694367641
Lol thats actually original. Respect.

>>694367810
He died in my arms when I was 16.

>>694367959
Absolutely.

>>694367975
Biggie. 2pac wasnt a lyricist, and was way overrated.

>>694367628
hmmm ... do you have accses to the room right now? if so could you maybe look what it was?

>>694368167
>2pac wasnt a lyricist
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>694368399
Im in a completely different state. Why so interested?

>>694368704
Fam, pac just wasnt a lyricist. The message was there. He was a poet, but his rhymes were very simple. I'd run circles around pac.

>>694366202
>he's does
>commas everywhere
>what are periods?
>all the summer

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What you think of this OP?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Rv1aoPx7Y

>>694369853
No date. I'd have to buffer it.

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>>694367628
>im black not a nigger

>im black
>not a nigger

good answers op. what's something you'd like every person in this thread to know

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>>694367111

>>694370124
-nigga with more edges than an octagon

>>694370239
That I dont pay any mind to trolls, because we all know they wouldnt have the balls to approach me in person. I actually have a history of pulling up on internet trolls.

>>694370421
>not a troll
>I actually have a history of pulling up on internet trolls


inb4 navy seals pasta

"What did you just fucking nigg about me you little spook? I'll let you know I have over 300 crispy chicken buckets and am trained in stealing your bike."

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>>694370722
I can't tell the difference anon.

>>694370614
Lol nah, fam. I actually have a video on facebook of me doing it.

>>694370722
Hes a moron. Dont feed him.

>>694370804
When do you go back to school?

Do most black people hate white men

>>694368833
lets hear you run some circles around pac. and I'm still waiting on that time stamp black "person"

How many times a day does your owner let you go off of the plantation

>>694365335
Where is my bike?

what do you think about this catchy little jingle OP?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpZpLMqRmnU&bpctr=1468388605

>>694368167
ey biggie was god tier.

How'd your dad die btw.

>>694365800
>>694366234
THIS ISNT A REKT THREAD OP

whats the funniest/most creative thing a troll has said to you

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>>694365335
why don't you kill yourself?

faggot.

>>694365335
what was you best grade in math?

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>>694371107
Not that I know of. Its mainly the black women.

>>694371165
As in type a few lyrics? And how do I know you wont be biased?

>>694371217
Ok.

>>694371225
Faggots used to hide tgeir homosexuality. You niggas just let it show, nowadays.

>>694371465
Hell yeah. And he was born fucked up. One kidney, and bad heart. He died like 4 different ways. One of them was his heart hardened, so it wouldnt pump like normal. I saw it coming, though. Fucked up part is, after years on the transplant waiting list, he was supposed to get his transplant like 3 weeks later.

>>694371498
Lol. He needed to be put in his place.

>>694371520
Nothing they say is ever creative. But someone photoshopped a picture of my face on Mr. PoPo. I thought it was funny, so I used it as my facebook picture. Someone photoshopped this old ass picture of me, too.

>>694371694
Ok.

>>694371996
A+ never less than a C. Math was my strong point.

>>694365335
Holy shit I think I know this guy. HpYou play yugioh right?

>>694372376
what does it matter, if youre better than pac your better than pack. you could vocaroo it.

doesnt have to be hq to be good

example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYjcU0Ovm8

>>694372889
No.

>>694372914
Im on a phone. No vacaroo.

>>694365335

I'm gunna let you borrow my time machine, op. You can go to anytime and chill with one person, then go kill one person, and then go fuck one person. Who you pickin'?

>>694373023
bitchmade punk motherfucker.

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>>694365826
this

>>694365335
U down wit dat pokeyman go nigga?

>>694373277
I'd chill with Saddam, Kill Wendy williams, and fuck the shit out of Sophia Vergara.

>>694373415
Ok.

>>694373556
I played it earlier. Its pretty dope.

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>>694365335
Hong long will it be before you do not comply with a police officer, are shot to death by reaching for something and are made out by the idiotic black community to be some kind of martyr?

>>694373949
About as long as it will take you to clear your 72 terabyte hardrive of trap porn and CP.

I wish every racist tool was rendered blind.

who's your favorite black comedian. and white comedian. who is a black comic that is underrated or just under the radar

>>694374732
Racists flatter me. Its honestly an ego boost.

>>694373777
Right on. I'd chill with Bob Ross, Kill Henry J. Anslinger, and fuck Selma Hayek.

>>694374883
Yeah, not very hard to out smart 'em.

>>694374883
what kind of rap you into nowadays

>>694374876
Favorite black comedian is Kevin Hart. Favorite white comedian is Jim Jeffries. I dont really watch too many black comedians, because they're all the same. I like dark humor, like Bo Burnham and Jim Jeffries. Also that red head guy that was in Breaking Bad. I forget his name.

>>694374941
Anslinger because his demonization of weed? And Selma can get it raw. I dont even care if she gets pregnant.

>>694375159
Eminem, Kevin Gates, Salughterhouse, J cole, Bas, and I like Desiigners melodies.

>>694375339
>694375339
Yeah, dude. He did some other fucked up shit, too. But that's primarily it.

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>>694365335
How much nug could a nig nug nug if a nig nug could nig nug

>>694372376
what firearms do you own? Please dont tell me its like 3 hi-points and a cheap rossi

>>694376305
you have fucked up too, but your a faggot because of it.

>>694365335
Where is your favourite place to buy forehead boxers?

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>>694377209
Hipoint, p226, AK47, and glock.

What's your opinion on normal white folk.

>>694377209
>>Kimber onyx ultra ii
>>Remington 870
>>Remington 700
>>Ruger gp100 .357
>>20 gague breech fed slug gun (dad gave me it when i was a kid, dont know the details
>>Mosin Nagant, modified.

>>694377991
I dont have a problem with them.

>>694378117
Are you German?

>>694378327
Not at all. Why do you ask?

>>694377895
are you actual op?

>>694378117
are you actual op?

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>>694378496
No. No im not.