>>694362654

Biggest dick you've had?

No rate without sharpie in pooper. Also, lrn2masturbate. Preferably on camera.

Oh fine, wouldfuck/10.

>>694362654
They just can't do it like your uncle, can they?

Biggest and only dick I've had is about 6 inches

>>694362654
I see tits and timestamp but this still feels fake to me

why screenshot?

>>694362654

Can you give us two thumbs up next to your tits?

>>694362654
Do you masturbate? Women up to about 35-40ish are more stimulated by the clit. Do you ever rub it during sex? Get eaten out?

>>694362654
You can't even have one by yourself?

>>694363037

Post spread pussy

Nice. Give a 9. Maybe they are not doing it right?

I had to screenshot because I took it on Snapchat and the new version is fucked up. I'll take another one to prove.

>>694363182
No obviously hé Cant since this pics was posted earlyer today

>>694362654
you wouldnt happen to live in south dakota would you

>>694363037
where do you live? i could let you try my 7 incher

>>694362654

Masturbate for your first few orgasms. It'll give you a chance to figure out what works.

>>694362654
Has anyone ever sucked on your pussy?

fucking gross fatass im trying to eat

Do you play with self and still can't?

>>694362654
Has it been with the same guy? He is probably just a faggot. I've made girls come from fingering and eating alone, so it is definitely possible via other means than sex if he isn't that great in the sack.

No, I don't masturbate, but I have sex pretty ofte . Yes, he eats me out, yes he rubs my clit, yes I have a wand. And I don't live in South Dakota

Oh, and he is bisexual, but I don't think that really has anything to do with it

>>694362654
Never came from masterbation, getting fingered, oral, or toys?

Nice tits and bid btw

>>694363733
>>694363978
so nothing from clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

Skipping over the whole physical thing for the moment, what really turns you on? What gets you soaking wet without even being touched?

>>694363733
does posting your uneven tits on the internet get you off?

I've never actually came. I mean, I get wet as fuck, and I feel like I may have an orgasm, but it's never escelated past that.

>>694363978
Do you take any anti-depressants OP?

>>694364354
Gotta push for the gold.

10/10 write cobi on tits please

Answer is play with self. Let go and enjoy. I would eat you right till tomorrow, you will cum real good. I promis.

Please write "SanjixNami will be canon soon" on your tits.

Thank you

Hey now, it's rare to find an even pair of tits. And nope, no antidepressants. I just smoke pot.

>>694362654
It's because you're fucking teenage boys. They can't get the job done

>>694362654

Try the 25-35 age bracket, might lead to something

>>694364552
Rolling

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I wrote this shit upside down

https://www.omax.org

>>694365145
Dont care, I see tits I fap no questions asked

>>694364616
Do you get any joy/fulfillment out of pleasuring yourself when alone?

When you choose to have sex, what part of the sex is motivating you to continually engage in the activity?

>>694365145
the fuck does this say

Huh, that actually looks very nice, I may look into it

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>>694365145
LEGEND

Can we see your pussy?

>>694362654
Maybe you need the cum slapped out of you

>>694365403
>>694364354
>>694364159
>>694363978
>>694363377
how summer do you have to be before you learn to reply to posts

babe i'd love to get something going,

what's your snap?
You got a kik

i'm hpym
I can have a little fun with you

Hmm. Dude is bisexual? He would rather be sucking a dick than eating your pussy. His heart is not in it, not doing it right plus a half ass job. He would rather be dreaming of getting fucked in the ass.

Can we get your snapchat? Kik maybe?

do you have nasty teeth

Its pronounced "rape" if you'd like

I apologize for not knowing how to reply. I'm used to getting on my laptop so I don't know how to reply on my phone

>>694362654
Well op, I'm a Hypnotist. I can help if you're interested. My skype name is Pempheridae.

>>694365145
Can we have a pussy pic?

>>694365867
Click the post #

>>694364549
Accurate

>>694366034
Yay, thank you. You learn something new every day.

>>694365715
>>694365793
>>694365940
thirsty losers always out to ruin a thread. drive a screwdriver into your ear and don't stop until it comes out the other side desperate faggots

if you want an orgasm op first tip is to avoid people like them

Vibrator. Dildo. Lots of playing w those to fio what u like.
Try soft. Try hard. Try anal.
Once u cum once. Ull just cum over and over

>>694362654

Show us your pussy

take a pic with an object that is roughly dick size and put it between your tits

>>694364354
ok you know how to reply to posts right lol

>>694364406
stay golden ponyboy

I thought I could never orgasm, but once I got a vibrator, I found out I could. I recommend getting a clit stimulating vibrator. A bullet, maybe. I can't orgasm from sex either, so no worries. Most women don't without a lot of clitoral stimulation.

>>694366277

>Not knowing how hypnosis works

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Can we see your sweet pussy please?

>>694366345
I would post pussy, but it's fuzzy and the last time I posted a fuzzy pussy I got bitched out for it.

just add me on snap OP no harm no foul.

>>694366557
Nah real men don't care

>>694362654
alecsa

>>694362654
have u been able to orgasm though masturbation? that's how my gf was finally able to get off with me, by finding what works for her

>>694366557
i love that shit

fuzzy pussy > no pussy

>>694366557

Good lighting is key. Also I'm guessing you've never been with a guy who has a good tongue game?

>>694366557
Just post your pussy sweetie.
we will like it :)

>>694366404
>take a pic with an object that is roughly dick size and put it between your tits

do this based femanon

Can you please write "happy birthday Jack" on your boob. Would make my day

>>694365164
Yes, get one of these. It goes in and it vibrates as hard as you want. A lot of 18yo girls need something definitive like the Omax in order to know what to look for with copulation, especially when copulating with younger guys.

>>694366557

I'll eat your bush

>>694366939
thats one crusty lookin nutsack

>>694366952
I got you, hold on

>>694365145
That's what the other tit is there for. To fix it.

Really curious with this thread. Ive made my girlfriend come from fingering/eating out, but never during sex. She says she likes sex but I know she never orgasms. Question, what has been the closest you've come to orgasm during sex? like what position, what was he doing etc

>>694365145
I wanna see your bush in all its glory

post face

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>>694362654
Do you get any joy/fulfillment out of pleasuring yourself when alone?

When you choose to have sex, what part of the sex is motivating you to continually engage in the activity and frequently repeat?

Can you write "hi don" on your tits?
It would let me to continue on.

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Would this work baby?...

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>>694366952

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>I'm 18 years old and I've never had an orgasm
I don't believe you, and even if you said the truth i give no shits about it.

if u want attention, post something cool, like this
I already insensitive to regular tits

>>694362654
sam

I'm recording this thread. Post your face and contact info OP.

>>694362654
Great tits op. Have you tried rubbing up against your pelvic bone in your pussy? Works everytime with my girl.

come cam for us at
>i can >haz chat> . com / winning
we'll teach you>>694362654

>>694367508
Where did she say she lived?

>>694367508
Thank you so much

I have a friend who's getting married today. Please write:
Asaf, Happy Wedding Day!
Please!!! :)

>>694364215
It get me off, aye lmao

>>694367292
Eating me out and finger fucking me from behind in my ass and pussy

show feet

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rate my dick lol ?

I just got promoted in the Military, could you write "Congratulations Austin?"

>>694367399
Okay Don, hold on

All you nasty dicked fagots need to get out of here

>>694367909
hater

>>694367837
I got you

>>694367292
learn clitwork m8, a lot of girls cant come from vaginal stimulation alone. Get a bullet or some shit and hold it on her clit while you fuck her.

>>694367619
do it op

>>694368028
Nooo, if someone post a genuinely good looking dick, ill be okay with it.

>>694367856
Could you write "hey leon" between your left and right tits? Be a legend op and make a /bro request come true

>>694367477
>calling a femanon baby
cringe

>>694368211
Dubs dont lie

>>694367909
I'll beat you with my meat skin stick boi

I've done absolutely nothing exciting for weeks. Can you write "good job existing Austin" on your boob?

ITT a bunch of underage faggots

One of you faggots posting your dicks should do us a favor a write whatever these other faggots are asking her to write so they can shut up.

hold a sharpie between your tits OP doo itt

>>694368243
True but I was horny now I regret it.

show soles

I'd keep writing names on my tits but my fucking pen stopped working. I may start a thread later and write shit on my tits though, so, keep a look out. I'm bored and shit's fun.

>>694368309
Hey Austin, i'm Austin. But military Austin, hows life?

>>694367619
waiting for you op

>>694368452
As long as you got Don and Austin we're good.

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I'm gonna give a theory as to why the pics are screenshots

OP is getting his gf (or fwb) to send pics, which he posts, with stories and information that are artistics works of fiction and falsehood, for their mutual amusement and lulz at the replies

>>694367732
>finger fucking me from behind in my ass and pussy

this sounds a lot like a sad dude fantasizing about being a girl

can u show feet

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>>694367399
>>694367693
>>694367837
>>694368211
>>694368309
Thats gonna be one pair of black titties after all that signing. Also check em

Since u say u get rly wet, there is potential you are a squirter. Ur orgasms will be a bit diff. U could try to push when u feel like u r about to cum. If u squirt ull know sup.

All the sad horny fucks posting dicks and weird ass requests please leave

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>>694368177

>>694368719
Copy that! Its those guys that are the reson this poor lass hasn't had her life changing experiences yet

>>694362654
Have you...

stick with me here...

tried masturbating?
That tends to do the trick.

>>694368762
kek, good one.

>>694366557
this is /b/ no one gives a shit show pussy plz <3

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This was taking forever and pissing me off so I did it in sharpie and both at the same time

>>694368762
kek

Hey, I'm a really big fan of texas. can you write 'austin is the place to be' on your tits so I can use it in some marketing material

take a pic with your middle finger in between your boobs?

>>694368887
Ok there master orgasm maker. You don't know shit probably. Making a woman orgasm is not hard if your fit ffs.

Femanon go to

tinychat com /femanonwins

>>694369063
write Ryden in between tits

>>694368309
I'll try

>>694369063
Great now finish the thread by sharpie....in....poo-mouth or >>694368649

>>694369258
Comparing against how easy it is to make a guy come, yes it is. If you make a girl come during sex youre doing a very good job

>>694368211
No promises but I'll try if I have time

Nice. Thanks. Sweet rack btw. Would love to make you cum. I promis I could.

>>694369063
Austin Here, Thank you. I'm glad to serve someone like you.

tinychat com
femanonwins

Download the app so you can use your phone

>>694369462
Thanks OP, you the real past midnight mvp. Also check em? :)

how about drawing a penis between tits

Can you write happy birthday sean in the middle of your tits please

>>694369681
This anon come join

>>694366939
small dick

>>694367477
Cut your hair 4get

Please don't skip me.
Write: Asaf, Happy Wedding Day!
THANKS!

>>694367817
5 / 20

>>694369681
Waiting

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>>694368309

>>694368565
Anon, ya gotta admit them some schweet taytays, no? If she was she and I was more in the mood I'd phone her and she'd be getting off in no time flat....well, not flat thems some nice teetees...

>>694370092
Could you write "Frank was here juan" would be awesome

>>694370092
OP, not gonna lie, you should just make a snap and charge faggots, i bet these guys have already came loads of times just from seeing their names on your tits (which are pretty nice looking)

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>>694369063
>>694369462
Btw OP, do you feel like you need to orgasm? To some the quest is better than the actual treasure at the end so if youre one of those kind of people, maybe you shouldnt worry too much about it. That is after you checked up with your gynecologist. After that it should be clear what your options are anyways. Have a great night OP.

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>>694368211
This one was hard to do

>>694370092
What are you doing carol? You're not 18 yet. I'll tell mom. I know how your tits look like.

>>694363754
oh man, youre so cool and alpha, tell your secrets oh might faggot

>>694369984
I think long hair is hot. And his cock is pretty nice.

>>694362654
Here's a suggestion, date an overweight guy. Not a land whale, but a guy at 250 to 280 lb. I hear that they last longer.