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Tell Truth Monkey one truth and you be blessed from this day on.

Truth Monkey heals.
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>>694357188

I'm a terrible person.
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>>694357188
I have herpes and I've never told any of the girls I've been with and I've rawdogged them all
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>>694357448
you are blessed from this day on.
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>>694357585
you are blessed from this day on.
feel free to not wear a condom
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>>694357188
I cry alot at night
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>>694357188

I feel ashamed for wasting my talents and regret things often times for no good reason given that I suffer severe obsessive compulsive disorder, anxiety, and depression... I wish there was an actual god that existed that I could pray to.

I guess you're my best option, Truth Monkey.
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>>694357773
you are blessed from this day on.
cry all you want your tears are blessed
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>>694357188
I'm faster than Sonic in sex :(
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>>694357744
Thank you truth monkey
I wasn't going to anyway....
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>>694358006
Thank you truth monkey
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>>694357917
you are blessed from this day on. Thank you for being trusting. your journey is blessed from this day on.
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I lost my virginity about a year ago and have been having lots of sex since, with my girlfriend but I have never had an orgasm from her, the only time i've had an orgasm with her was when i jerk myself off with my hand wrapped around her hand, I feel nothing when she's on my dick, her handjobs are shit, even the blowjobs get boring after about a minute.
Pic related its her
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I believe that all of my "friends" are bullshitting me out of pity and doubt everything they say.
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>>694358519
Maybe you're a gay
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I am currently fucking a stripper that I met on tinder
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>>694358124
you are blessed from this day on.
your speed is a blessed occurrence, embrace it.
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>>694358497
thanks based truth monkey

you ain't no monkey wrench
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>>694358519
Definitely gay
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>>694358693
I'm almost definitely bi, but only I know it, and I only ever jerk off to women
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My Christian parents legitimately think I'm gay because I've never had a gf but in truth I bang a lot of sluts that I can never tell them about.
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I cheated on her.
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>>694358983
does she know?
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I have brown eyes
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>>694357188
Im in love but terrified that the things I have done and the awful shit that is my mind fuck what could be a relationship
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>>694358890
see
>>694358902
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>>694358519
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694358548
you are blessed from this day on.
evaluate your friendships and seek solace in knowing truth monkey will guide you on your quest.

>>694358711
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694358912
you are blessed from this day on. surprise is to be embraced

>>694359066
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694359073
you are blessed from this day on. it is good to get thing out and into the open
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The one boy I've ever felt any interest in has no interest in me. I have a lot of sex to try and fill that empty hole in my life (pun intended) but ultimately I feel like I'll never find that special someone. I don't want to settle.
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I cum fast
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>>694359341
thank you truth monkey
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Truth monkey, I need money.
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when I'm alone I wash my hands up to my elbows, idk why
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>>694358912
I'm in a similar situation /b/ro!
Christian parents-no gf- bang sluts but they (not only family, neighbors too) think I'm the 40-Year-Old Virgin guy.
I prefer the gay thing, to be honest.
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I'm feeling alone, my companions are gone and I have no one to talk about my problems that will really listen. I feel so alone that I could die.
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>>694358519
>>694358902
>>694359137
Anon post another pic of her
She's cute
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>>694359666
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>>694357188
Truth monkey I cheated on one of my ex's with my now current GF (who was my ex at the time) and I never told her
Broke up with her right after the fact, though
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>>694357188
I'm not as happy as I seem
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>>694359666
One of these days I am just going to tell them. They still thing I am a Christian though so the whole convo will probably end up going downhill fast. I just don't want my dad thinking his son is a faggot.
>mfw I am currently seeing 3 different tinder girls
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I can't stop fapping to pic related
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>>694360160
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This bitch probably gave me chlamidya last week and i didnt even cum
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>>694360464
Truth Monkey sees and understands the problem
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>>694360242
aren't we all
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Mine too, but they don't understand my mental disorder that prevent me from forming those types of relationships
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>>694359417
you are blessed from this day on.
you will come full circle in life and must find fulfillment at your own pace

>>694359506
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694359543
you are blessed from this day on. what you seek is truth. will what you want bring you true happiness? the answer is inside you.

>>694359588
you are blessed from this day on. cleanliness is a virtue.

>>694359829
you are blessed from this day on. life has many paths to follow. it contains many ups and downs. how one handles each transition is where character is built. stay true to course and you shall be rewarded

>>694360206
you are blessed from this day on. life holds many mysteries that are never unfolded searching for answers to unanswered questions is wasteful of your time

>>694360242
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694360458
you are blessed from this day on

.>>694360512
you are blessed from this day on. life has many gifts for you, it is up to you as to which package contains the treasure you are seeking
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>>694360679
what is the problem?
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>>694360715
thank you truth monkey
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>>694359829
same boat here anon
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My anxiety has started to come back after my girlfriend broke up with me
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>>694357188
I am a very lonely sad person. people see a happy active person however.
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I spoofed my GPS on Pokemon Go Just to spite my friend then lied to him saying I was in new york
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I more than likely have severe depression but my pride won't let me go and seek help for it
The excuse I use is that I think there should be a way for me to be happy without drugs or therapy, but more than likely these things could help me.
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>>694360464
Anon honestly I'd funk the ship out of her
She looks like the kind of girl I look for
I have long thick one so I like to see good girls go nuts for it or at least see the pain on their face as they try to take

Also Kek I seen what my autocorrect did and had to leave it that way
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>>694357188
i did something really gay and now I'm too ashamed to tell anyone cuz I've acted straight all my life and I want to be straight but I know noone will ever look at me the same again.
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ive been lieing to alot of people about my beleif for a while
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Entire life has always gone the worst way possible
Too ambitious to achieve anything
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I struggle with being attracted to men as well as women. I just want a fulfilling sex life and happy relationships.
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>>694357188
I perceive ignorance and delusions, those which effect me and my life, and that causes an emotional response in me.
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>>694361104
you're too big then, I have a tiny dick and I hurt her often when we do it
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I am a human male.
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>>694361498
scum
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>>694359666
Damn anon, those trips are lit as fuuuck fam tbh. lemme suck yo dick real quick homeboy, no homo tho ight nigga? gotta make sure theres no homo shit ight? shiiiiieeeeeett
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>>694361384
It's OK anon
We can fuck her together then I'll stretch your butt out after
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>>694360464
Moar plz
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op is a faggot
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>>694360823
you are blessed from this day on. separation holds many clues it is up to you to find the answers that make you complete

>>694360845
you are blessed from this day on. our journey here is short. find what you are seeking that makes you happy and embrace it.

>>694361008
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361087
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361115
you are blessed from this day on.
your search is vast. limiting yourself is not in your nature. smile and be happy about your experiences.

>>694361146
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361242
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361300
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361315
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361498
you are blessed from this day on.

>>694361899
you are blessed from this day on.

peace be onto you.
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>>694361863
last night I had a wet dream about her friend while I was sleeping next to her
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>>694362217
What's his name?
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>>694362361
hardy har har, her name is Angèle, she's french
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>>694357188
i don't see the point of anything in life, everything any of use will ever accomplis will eventually be forgotten and nothing really mattered in the end
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>>694362155
thanks man
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>>694360818
It's weird, with each friend I had my own stories with and good memories , I never used to get tired or getting sick when waking up. Now each one is following their paths, my path is crossed with them but I'm no longer important or necessary, I vanished from their hearts but they never vanish from mine.
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I don't know who I am anymore
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>>694360679
Fucking Kekked hard.
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I'm a dirty hippie with the new coming random addiction to pills. Painkillers are starting to be my way out and I should change my life around before its too late, but I don't want to. I should go to college with my girlfriend and become a police officer and have nice things and a nice house with a family but I won't because I'm a fuckup just like my brother.
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>>694362217
Tell her to grow her hair out and start running, she will be hot then for you to cum.
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>>694362499
Is your girlfriends pushy loose or something?
Why can't you cum with her?
I understand the sucking at hand jobs and blowjob part
My ex thought me jacking myself off with her hand was a handy and me funding her face was her giving me a blowjob
She was really into it too
I mean me facefucking her was kinda a bj
But the handy thing wasnt

I wasn't mad though
She thought it was hot when I'd call her pussyface
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the way i really broke my tooth was because i ran into a window lol
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>>694361757
Can tell you're an oldfag, props.
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>>694363550
I've asked her loads of times to grow her hair, and why start running?

>>694363605
we were each others first, but I think I might have a problem with my dick, my foreskin doesn't exactly detach from the head like it should
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>>694358519
teach her how to do it better.
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>>694363964
How old is she. Maybe she just needs to go through puberty.
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>>694364085
17, 18 next month
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I like her.
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>>694363964
RUnning to get a better body/curves. Start working out with her, convince her that working out is gonna be your guys thing. Like jogging and stuff. Then Eventually convience her to grow her hair out. THHEEENNNN also have her go through puberty.
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>>694364317
good idea, might work but I'm a skinny fag who never moves
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I left my wife for a 19 year old.

The sex is way better.
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>>694364317
Put it in her butt to cum then. Creampie that shit, no babies and everything so do it.
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>>694364519
It has the same effect, plus she hates it
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>>694364603
work out will save your relationshit.
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>>694364519
Also I always wear a condom because she's not on the pill and without it hurts my dick from tearing the bit that connects my foreskin and the head of my dong
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>>694364861
Tell a doctor

& use more lube
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>>694365211
I should but I don't wanna get circumcised and I'm too embarrassed
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Truth monkey, I am scared of going to the shrink because I believe that they'll lock me up if I told them the truth, and I really really really want to tell the truth.
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>>694364861
Sounds like you might legitimately need a circumcision
Not even trolling either
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>>694365626
I think I could just get an operation where they snip the part that is supposed to detach during puberty
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Im a fat virgin. Heres my offering great truth monkey.
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I have broken 4 bones in my life so far.
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I'm white
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Truth Monkey has forsaken us
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