>>694356606
Pussy ass little bitch. Good luck on taking the easy way out and leaving all your friends and family in termoil after u do it

>>694356606
is it your kid? or just a child in general? either way, just leave in the middle of the night to a field or something.

Well if all you want to do is make sure a kid doesn't find you is kill yourself in your house.
Once you don't show up for weeks some police or something will come knocking looking for you.

But I really don't think you should do it man, there's a lot to live for even if you don't think so right now, and you'll hurt family and friends, also even if you don't think so.
Get some help

>>694357105

Child in general. I want to lay across some train tracks on the edge of town.

>>694357102
See I don't exactly have friends and family is all pretty distant. Why are you so against it? Need to talk?

>>694356606
Why are you going to an hero anon?

>>694357490
I want to because I'm not good at any thing valuable, I don't have any friends less than 3000 miles away, broke, and got fired recently.

>>694356606

Suicide doesn't end the pain, just passes it from you to those who know you.

https://www.imalive.org/

Remember, there are always better options than suicide, and every life is precious. There's always something worth living for.

Bruh, Shit gets better.
might not be today, not even tomorrow.
but it will, you'll see.
hang in there my friend.

>>694357764
Please dont, I dont know you and am aware this isnt the best website to deal with these problems. Please please please don't do it.

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>>694356606
Either call 911 and tell them where to find your body or walk to the police station and do it there, depending on how you plan to do it.

>>694356606
more of grill in pic pl0x

>>694357764
Okay if you do it you will become nothing more than a statistic; all you'll be is another percentage. You're a human being who deserves help not someone who should go to 4chan to decide how youre going to spend your last moments on earth.

>>694357832
>>694357834
>>694357914

OP here. This is possible the most support I've ever received. Thank you /B/ros.

Things can go better, maybe today wasn't your day, better days will come

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>>694356606
Wait to die of natural causes like the rest of us.

>>694356606

Go to a store and act like you're robbing it. Get the guy there to call the cops. Wen the cops get you out pretend you have a gun. They will shoot you

fuck it bro shit sometimes "it" really DOESN'T get better but that's why I have marijuana and anime.
Whenever I seriously want to die, which is often, I just remember that there might be a time when someone needs someone else, and I'm that someone else. Also, cute anime girls.

>>694356606
Don't listen to these bitches, shit doesn't get better, it always gets worse, forever. Take the easy way out and do it now, by default you'll have lived a better life.

I really hope your life gets better. Decide to live , try to help others, I believe in you

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he came here asking for advice how not to be found not asking for you to talk him out of it.

1) do in hotel or motel
2) do in place kids wont be (strip club, casino, bar, office bldg ect)
3) calling in tip right before you do is good
4) lock yourslef into something like a janitor closet or store room in a place.

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pull a gun on a cop

>>694356606
I'm afraid of dying; horrified by it honestly. I can understand how killing yourself is going out on your own terms but there has to be another way.

Stay with us /b/ro.

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>>694358031
That's the only other one I have. She has a Tumblr called hybrid murder birds or something. I tend to avoid Tumblr. Just found the pics in another thread.

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Tell us how you're gonna kill yourself faggot.

If i were you i would suicide by police.

>>694357832
Thetes beyter ways than suicide, such as cutting your wrists and drinking

>>694358172
move somwhere else or make a crazy life change before you do something permanent

>>694358334
it's just how 4chan works
>Suidical comes looking for an ear to listen/help
>"do it faggot"
>Suicidal comes for tips on killing themselves or something
>"Dont do it things get better"

>>694358172
Listen man I don't know who you are but I want you to get better. I hate seeing these threads because it always makes me worry for the well being of the person even after the thread is done. You can't tell if the person is going to be alright after the thread dies or 404's or whatnot.

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in all honesty if i was going to an hero now id suicide bomb a BLM protest. Give them niggers something to really bitch about

>>694358776
Gave me a kek

>>694358776
piss on octopus, safest way to go

>>694356606
look at you go, thinking young children shouldn't eventually have to deal with difficult situations eventually.

if you're killing yourself, but you still have some regard for the feelings of others, then what the fuck is wrong with you? People don't kill theyselves when there's someone else they care about, even remotely.

you won't go through with it.

and no, don't just go out there right now and prove us wrong, cos you won't do that either.

if you're so concerned with the feelings of random passersby, then what's wrong with the privacy of your own room, house, bathroom, garage, toolshed, crawlspace, ...

You could always just go with a corn field. If you do it at the right time, you've got several weeks to a couple months of undisturbed time to yourself, especially if that particular farm operation relies on the services of an aeronautics-based pesticide delivery system.

>>694357446
dont lay on train tracks and fuck up some conductors day you ass hat, privacy of your own home and shoot yourself, or in your car drive late at night and careen off the road and make it look like you fell asleep

>>694356606
Op is that a pic of you if so SBW???

>>694358523

or just be black and jaywalk.. that should do it.

>>694358776
So gud

>>694356606
Do you have any family? Do you love said family? If so then continue your miserable life. I remember when my brother was found dead I was totally shut down for 3 months straight. Don't do it.

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>>694359069
I kekd

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>>694358747
Have a happy pic for being such a kind person.

>>694359159
Thought she was hot, didn't even notice the water mark.
>>694359048
Sorry I ain't her. I'm a bloke.

>>694356606
>broke
>friends 3000+ miles away
>not good at anything valuable

I'm in literally the same boat and I'm actually planning on being an hero some time in October to help the family pay off their credit cards and student loan debt. My general idea is once I get everything set up for afterwards I'm gonna go to Cabella's, buy a 9mm and shoot myself in the head behind the store.

However you do it, make sure it's what you want to do and don't screw it up. The fallout of surviving would be worse than the fallout of succeeding.

>>694356606
star by don't. have some self respect look at yourself in a mirror and fix your self.

>>694359174
Naushika FTW.

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dig a vertical hole about 6 feet deep climb down naked shoot self wait to decay

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>>694359486
Here is another good one.

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>>694359486
>694359486

>>694356606
If you want to make it easy, like, super duper easy without anyone being traumatized or anything...

>go to funeral home
>go around back
>will be a door for flower deliveries
>usually marked but not always
>sometimes a keypad to get in but usually unlocked
>go inside
>lay down tarp if shooting self
>recommend drug overdose (heroin) honestly
>leave a note
>leave a check for funeral expenses
>done

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>>694356606
Here's my thought, don't do it. It's not worth killing yourself because of something going on in your life. Throughout our lives we will encounter many hardships and difficult obstacles, but we have to pull through them no matter how difficult it is or how weak we are. Because the reward is worth the wait

>>694359447

You don't know the outcome of either decision. At least one starts off with things not immediately getting worse.

>>694359443
How unfortunate, anyway good luck with ending your life. I hope dying makes a positive impact on you, seeya later.

>>694359827
>>694359447 (You)

I don't know the outcome but I do know that the money my family will get will cover their debts, and that's more than I can offer in life.

>>694356606
OP just listen when I say that I hope you dont do it. I really do, I dont know you; I'd like to, not sure if we ever will know eachother. But please don't do it. Your life is worth more than this and you deserve some sort of help and its obvious that you arent getting it at the moment. Just please listen to me and dont do it. I'm beggin ya anon

>>694359772
Damn. That's a good idea.
>>694359780
I'm more afraid that my life won't be how I want it. I'm only really good at two things and I feel that neither of them is going to pan out a constructive way. Don't want to live without them.

Will you kys? or not? Stream that shit faggot

>>694360187
Where you from? If we are nearby we can meet before I do.

>>694356606

Kill yourself in a booth in a porn shop.

I was involved in the aftermath of a 'suicide by cop' scenario where the woman's 14 yr. old son was home at the time the police responded to the call and shot his mother to death in their living room. The entire situation was one snowballing tragedy after another for every single person involved, even those with no relation to family, or the responding officers. I will never again see suicide as a reasonable or acceptable choice for those struggling with superficial problems; And despite being an apethetic depressive myself, found absolutely no good came from any of it.

>>694360363
I don't know. Was pretty certain I would and just wanted to make sure it worked, but all the support is starting to test my resolve. If I do I'll stream it though.

>>694360229
I felt the same way, but in the end it was worth it.

>>694360381
Meet before you kys? I'm saying dont kill yourself my dude

>>694360064
Aww your so cute and noble, people like you put people like me to shame. Well then you have my stamp of approval. In the best way possible Kill Your Self you brave man,

>>694360381
I'm in Alaska if yer down for a meet. From one failure to another lol

>>694359447
Shoot yourself in the back of the store? You are an asshole. Workers taking their smoke break will find you. Possibly traumatize them. Because you are a selfish little prick.

An hero out in the woods or swamps where nobody will find you until you're a skeleton. That way, it won't be so traumatic when somebody does find you.

Or, you could have a little character and call the police right before you do it and give them directions to your location. 1st responders see that shit all of the time.

Don't be remembered as a dick head on your way off the planet.

>>694356606
Don't kill yourself. If you genuinely hate life, then dedicate it to doing something good. Volunteer at a local charity. Anything. You'll find the will to live once you have something you're willing to live for. I know 4chan sucks, but there are a lot of places online to seek help and advice, use them. Good luck OP

>>694360514
Even if nobody in my town knows me?
>>694360644
Care to share your story?
>>694360657
Still, where you at?

>>694358544
Thank you <3

>>694360064
You are very self centered and blind. To your family you are worth more than any amount of money. If you hate your parents and want to literally rip their guts out then this is the way to do it. If you want to ruin your siblings future happiness and piss on your friends then this is the way to do it. If you are female then go get fucked, say yes to some random stranger and have some meaningless sex. Flash your friends or random strangers, bring some fun into other people's lives.

>>694360640
Okay OP i will wait for it but Don't do this shit faggot maybe you'll be free but your family and people that love you will suffer because your death, wanna talk or something?

>>694360640
OP listen I really want to know how you turn out with 100% honesty. I don't know if there is any way to communicate but if there is I'd really like to know. I just want to know how everything's going.

Check online. I think there are people who will call police for you and clean up any illegal methods.

>>694361118
I don't know. I don't feel I've accomplished anything in life and I'm afraid I never really will. I get that my thinking is narrow, but I'm only good at two useless things. If my life is going to be me watching anime and kungfu flicks forever I may as well an hero now and leave a few bucks for a distant relative Ya know?

>>694356606
get professional medical help from a doctor

The best way to kill your self is wait till your body naturaly dies off then at that point you will be to old to know what happend and it will look like an accident

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>>694356606
Hey OP I hope everything gets better for you.

Honestly, OP... you're gonna do what you're gonna do, but I'd suggest you think long and hard about it.

Three years ago I was living out of my car, addicted to heroin, a college drop-out working a shitty part time job I hated, making like $100 a week...

If you had asked me then what I thought my future would be like and where I thought I would be in the next three years, I would have said "dead, hopefully..." and I'd have meant it.

I went back to school. I'm a fucking teacher now, no longer a heroin addict or living out of my car, obviously. I no longer hate life so much anymore.

I could give you the whole "oh you can do anything," and blah blah blah, but the truth is so much simpler: life is crazy and no matter how smart you think you are, you *don't* know what the future has in store. It could get better, or maybe worse, but you don't know and where you are in life right now is a really piss poor indicator for where you'll be in the next few years because there are so many god damn things that can happen.

Play the game, OP. Just play the game...

>>694357446
I used to watch lots of gore of people committing sudoku on tracks. this appeals to me.

OP here. To all the people wondering about if I will or not and wanting to get in touch:
1) I live in Canada so unless you are Canadian chances are slim we will meet.
2) if I don't do it I'll post a thread saying so with the same pic I started this one with. Okay?

If you're going to kill yourself don't botch it. We see tons of patients who are paralyzed from the neck down from botched hangings, and jumpers, left brain dead from depriving oxygen, and repeat offenders from medications. You put a strain on the medical economy, and you occupy a bed an innocent person could be using. Dont call the cops before either just skeleton yourself out in the woods like >>694360886 said to have the least impact on society.

>>694361637
That's a waste of your life. Go out and try new things. If you arent afraid to kill yourself than you souldnt be afraid to go out and really discover a lot about the world.

>>694360514

It's with a heavy heart I even recollect my memories, after experiencing the technical and emotional repercussions involved when anyone becomes tied to an event with any similarities to what happened that night and the months, years following. Just know that you will begin an awful chain reaction that will ripple further than you can imagine when you make a decision to back down from the challenges in life, instead of looking forward to develop the strength to survive and find what makes life worth living again. I know it sounds incredibly cheesy, but within our complex society and emotional depth, there's no such thing as 'the easy way out'. I wish the best for you, and believe everyone, yourself included, have a fighting change and pulling through your struggles in life.

live stream it or lies

>>694362080
Good to know. Thanks for the advice.
>>694362230
Maybe you're right. Another anon suggested trying a big life change first.

http://lostallhope.com

>>694356606
don't an hero op
just become alpha
success is best revenge.

>>694356606
yeah blowing ur brains or anything liek that is just messy and people have to clean that sht up just cut arm on open water with bathsuit on so no one sees ur small peepee which is prolly why ur killing urself... not living alone then on a river os somewhere the blood gets washed away and call cops

>>694362532
Should I change my name to Chad before I go alpha?

HailGrasa prro :v

>>694358897
You're a bitch, do it op, and send us coordinates!

>>694362494
Thank you anon. This is essential.

>>694362671
Qué carajos hace un grasoso aquí? #HailGrasa prro pero estamos tratando de ayudar al papu del suicidio :v

>>694363029
Okay. If I do I'll start a thread with coordinated, city name and place to watch live stream.

>>694361637
How old are you OP?

>>694363029
Rolling

>>694363281
20. I feel I should be half way through uni but I'm only a college drop out and never did well in high school. Feel I've put myself in a corner with bad grades.

>>694363547
I dropped out of college at 22 and didn't go back until I was 26. I finished when I was 28.

Trust me...it's never too late. Kek

>>694363547
i felt like that too, so i left the country. Mind you i was an irresponsable 20 year old when i dropped out and after working half a year at a restaurant i had enough money to move to south america and live in a shitty apartment and go to free schooling. Found out im smarter than most south americans so im getting my alright. you may just need a change of atmosphere, if you dont speak another language, it doesnt matter so much if you have a college education, there are bus drivers who have a decent 1 bedroom house with enough money to buy vidya and stuff.. so i guess its not so bad

>>694363910
>>694364054
Part of it is that my family is crazy accomplished. I feel I need to accomplish something big.

>>694356606
VIA 9GAG! this is a 9gag exclusive everybody! dont be sharin this pic without mentionen the GAG

>>694363547
Don't be afraid OP. all once we were afraid because we did not know what to do with our life, it is normal, being afraid will not solve anything, think about everything and not be so fatalistic

>>694364272
what is "crazy accomplished?" honestly here dont lie to a bunch of fags on the internet.

>>694364272
Then accomplish something big. Protest something, help someone, do something you love.

Do something great OP.

>>694356606
kill as many muslims and niggers as you can to spark the upcoming race war

>>694358598
Cutting your wrists may not be the wisest option; may end up killing yourself on accident

>>694364530
Great uncle designed sports arena in Toronto or some shit, grandparents know literally everybody who is important (they are members of an invite only club for millionaires despite not having millions), dad is an accomplished IT manager for a large insurance company, brother is currently pretty high up in sales for a cellphone and cable provider, mother is known across North America in certain circles and has a lot of influence. Besides that we are defendants form Scottish royalty, other grandfather was a renowned Italian chef...that kind of stuff.

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>>694365157
Then be better than them.

>>694365157
i dunno man whats gonna be more of a let down for em, you getting a mediocre job and living comfortably or you killing yourself. No one's holding you to any standards.

>>694356606
start the fucking war anon kun. Be a real fucking hero desu make us proud.
Kids are already fucked up desu

>>694365362
>>694364573

these guys hearts are in the right place, but theres nothing wrong with just being some dude. you dont have to be better than anyone and you dont have to do something great. that kind of thinking probably got you into the mess when you realized your just an average guy.

>>694365362
>>694365417
I'm only good at sailing and martial arts. Neither of those seem to be something that will lead to much in life. Not to me at least.

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Kill yourself

>>694365666
This

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>>694365666
Yeah, devil trips don't lie OP, but this is probably true. But then again wanting to do something great is good motivation

>>694365666
Are you an average guy anon? Besides those trips. Also nearly fucking quints.

>>694366245
Nearly? They're a thousand posts away from being quints.

AT least i'll try to dubs for peace of mind.

>>694366443

or 66666

>>694365773
sailing instructors. they make good enough money to live in rich white neighborhoods near lakes.

>>694365773
Teach children martial arts. If that doesnt work then teach people to sail, if that doesnt work then go do a bunch of misc things and see what sticks and branch from there.

OP even though your family is successful I still see you as better. You're someone with endless potential and someone I relate with and want to see get better. Youre judging your successes too early. I dig you OP, so shine on.

>>694356606
Go to Paris and shoot some muslims in their shithole slums. They'll finish you off eventually, and you'll be remembered as a hero

Hope you don't do it, OP. I don't have a lot of life experience or an inspiring story, but I hope everyone else (the ones supporting you, I mean) gave you something to think about. Will be checking up on a new thread from you

>>694362019
what province? tonight i met two people who live close to me

8ch net /suicide/

>>694366754
Ontario. I'm in the southern part.

>>694365157
Sounds pretty typical, honestly

My grandfather worked for Pratt & Whitney and Sikorsky as an engineer. He designed military aircraft. He was pretty frugal but he certainly had money in excess of a million dollars at one time.

Oh, and we're descendants of Italian royalty with ancestry stretching as far back as fucking Roman times practically.

So what? Big deal. Who cares?

>>694366916
no shit, now ive met three people who live close, i am between Toronto and Ottawa, you?

>>694367173
I'm near London. Waterloo to be exact.

>>694356606
if u dont like the world. why not start a revolution and mold it like you want it to be

>>694366219
That scanner spaghetti rofl xD

>>694367289
i live in Kingston pretty much

>>694367624
Kingston is awesome. I also have family there. How do you like it?

>>694367872
i am in Napanee but it is a pretty chill place other than the heights of course

>>694359162
Call me a n*gger lover and all, but I just can't help but smile at how happy this guy looks in this picture. That's a genuine smile, and every time I look at this pic I just have this sudden urge to get to know him better.
>tfw overthinking about little things again

>>694368068
I don't think I've ever been there sadly.

>>694368427
good, dont... full of druggies and whatnot, first place ive heard of that has a meth dispensary... other than that we have a nice downtown though

>>694368590
That bad huh...maybe if I'm in the area I'll visit the downtown only.

>>694368071
He's one jovial nigger that's for sure

>>694368590
They dispense methamphetamine there? Damn...

>>694368840
its really not that bad, i just work at a place that they frequent so thats all i really see

>>694369040
yeah, in a little cup that people use in offices for water, but i guess they only give out a little bit every two weeks so it really doesnt help at all and just gives the addicts a free small hit

>>694369128
Fair enough.

>>694356606
What state anon? And dont do it dad

>>694369486
Canada.

>>694357102
>termoil

What is spellcheck?

im gonna go off to play some mount and blade, if OP has it add me on steam: extrememinotaur (i am Napaneebro) it was nice talking to you though :)

>>694370158
Only have warband. Damn fun game though.

>>694362650
you know, I'm not a psychologist in any way, shape or form, but I don't RECOMMEND a change of name...but honestly, to put it simply, a lot of people aren't happy. You're not alone dude. I have an older brother who I never really got to grow up with, and we grew apart after I joined the military, because he was a stoner, and I was, well, the younger stoner from the millennial generation that became a scapegoat for everyone mad at generation z or whoever the fuck they are mad at. But we talk more now (I'm basically putting in all the effort) and one thing we talk about is being content in life. OP, I want to tell you one thing that I've seen some others say, and it's that you don't have to invent time travel. You don't have to build a recycling machine that changes the world. But you have to remember, YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT YOU! It's not about making other people happy. It's about making YOURSELF go out and do what that voice in your head says you can't. So please, be alpha as fuck, but don't forget to take recommended doses of beta, gamma, and theta at proper intervals.

>>694363112


FUERA DE MI PUTO CHAN

>>694371170
thats the one im playing, i dont say warband because most people dont even know what it is, we should play some time

>>694371170
If you enjoy warband, pick up Viking Conquest, it's only a few bucks and is the best way to play Warband

>>694371420
I think I will. Nords are best team anyway.

>>694371210
That's pretty inspirational.

>>694371420
i was gonna buy that on the summer sale but i didnt play the game much and was still wondering if i would like it, considering how much i love huge team battles and controlling my team, i shoulda realized

>>694371550
i am nords right now but i went out recruiting today and found out that the arabs have the best villages because they are close, have lots of recruits, and also have great items for sale that i can make 200-400% mark up on in the nord area
p.s. mamlukes

>>694371783
My team is all norf infantry and Arab calvary. Best trade routes there are.