Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
claim
>suika
vanilla > strawberry > chocolate is for babies
ice cream roll
Claimed
>>694346655
Why'd you call me that?!
I'm Fuckin bored. Think im gonna play Blood Born
Godeater is so fun. I suggest buying if you have ps4 20 bucks
>>694346034
Best Idol, Are there other groups on Love Live than the U's? like is A-rise on there and some bibi or some shit. Who does cutie panther? i like that jam.
>>694346899
I'll say it again.
If I'm to have a Waifu, she shall be one I respect.
Claim
>>694346521
I do visit /k/ from time to time, also good choice the t-34/85 is a reliable and cheap tank that in numbers could overcome anything.
>>694346648
Agreed, shame that only a few have survived the war.
>Matilda claimed.
>>694345882
Panther.
Rory-sama claimed
I will grant you one wish
>>694347460
I wish that this wish won't be granted.
>>694347460
niggers go extinct
>>694346921
Hey yui
>>694347460
Death
>>694347515
hey, don't post my waifu.
>>694347460
I wish you didn't exist
Sinon claim
>>694346359
You dislike him because he doesn't have many pictures? I feel that's a pretty odd reason.
claimed.
>>694347393
Another great tank that had great firepower and a good gun, fun fact the French used them until 1947 as they did not have enough medium/heavy tanks of their own.
>>694347460
I wish for a Matilda II.
>>694347583
Anything for you mai.
I knew you had great taste. Even if you are multiwaifu scum~
>yuuko
>>694347725
More like Siton.
Uh, because your waifu sits on your face.
...
Unless it's pronounced "Seenon."
>>694346521
Damn straight my Eurobeat bud.
>>694346655
There's always plenty of it too ::^)
>>694346899
Plain chocolate is boring.
>>694347059
A-Rise and μ's appear in the show. The BiBi, Lily White and Printemps are sub-units outside the show.
Cutie Panther is by BiBI.
>>694347460
More money in my wallet.
>Best idol claimed
>>694347312
My favorite tank is the Renault FT 17.
>>694347095
Hahaha-No-Meme-11.png
>>694347725
love
>>694347901
is there other chocolate? :o
>>694347019
I only added your next line~
>>694347901
Too bad I prefer the shit air in my roo :^)
>ama claim
>>694347916
Well it was a revolutionary design for it's time and most tanks followed it's design so I can see why.
>>694347312
Ah, because we have another anon that goes to /k/ known as Operator.
I'd be a dirty liar if I tried to say I chose it for any reason other than GuP. I know next to nothing about tanks other than delicious horsepower.
>>694347901
Oh right, here's the Ghetto blasters hooked up to the surround!
>>694347829
>>694346899
roll
>>694347901
>More money in my wallet
>Money is transferred from your bank account into your wallet, no net gain
>>694348096
200px roll o:
>>694348029
Why would that be my next line?!
>>694347868
Dub pronounces it "Seenon" but in weeb jap its "Shenon"
Go with whatever, and yes I do enjoy her sitting on my face
>>694348270
You know
>>694347460
I wish that all wishes you grant have the effects reversed. Good becones bad and bad becomes good.
>>694347829
Well, it did have the side armor problem, but that can be remedied.
>>694348270
I'm tired of your Shenonigans, just lie down and become her butt pillow, I want to watch.
>>694347901
You hate cutie panther?
Lets play some ranked sometime?
>>694348136
wha
>>694348325
?
>>694348458
I don't have an ass for a pillow.
You CAN use DEEZ NUTZ
Claimed
Being deaf sucks sometimes, but you only find out after it's already happened
>>694348038
>Ah, because we have another anon that goes to /k/ known as Operator.
Oh okay.
>I'd be a dirty liar if I tried to say I chose it for any reason other than GuP. I know next to nothing about tanks other than delicious horsepower.
This is kind of similar with me, I do know some things about German and British tanks though.
>>694348094
That's an AMX Leclerc right, not good with modern tanks.
>>694348340
True.
>>694347806
Not say that, he probably has many more pictures, but posting the same few pictures will start to get old after a while.
>>694347644
That picture reminds me of Lelouch, but it's probably the whole eye design thing.
>>694348096
Rolling for your strawberry-flavored hair.
>>694348661
Oh my.
>>694347489
Why do you have to make confusing loop holes?
>>694347496
Granted, but some shitty SJW brings them back after stealing shit from a sperm bank or whatever and they're much more aggressive
>>694347565
Granted, in about 50 years it will take effect.
>>694347644
Granted, however we're stuck in some weird loop we're i come back because if i don't exist i can't grant your wish.
>>694347829
Granted, some rich asshole takes it from you to put in display in front of his home, guarded.
>>694347901
Granted, a Jewish Black Man steals it from you.
>>694348340
Granted, however your wish has been reversed as well, resetting it and rendering it useless.
>>694347515
Hey Yuuko
>>694348661
what?
>>694348491
>>694348475
I was taking the wish of "More money in my wallet" literally, saying that the result is your bank account money going into your wallet. This grants the wish literally, but doesn't really give you what you wanted, because you still have the same amount of money.
>>694348595
No, I was saying that you should lie down and let your face become a pillow for your waifu's butt.
claimed
>>694348754
What other boards do you visit, Matilda?
>>694348808
>Granted, however your wish has been reversed as well, resetting it and rendering it useless.
I was honestly waiting to see how you turned that one around. You are one cheeki wish granter.
>>694348661
what is this girl from?
>>694348795
>fanart
never again
>>694348808
then i'll have to kill you instead
for the tank think
there's police for a reason
a stolen tank is a good one
>>694348210
You know exactly why!
>>694346699
>has actual wife
>wtf is this shit
>>694348837
But I already do that on a nightly basis
Forever for all time
>>694348808
Though I still technically own it right? I can just call the cops on the asshole.
>>694349060
Well aside from /k/ and /b/ I go on /pol/ and occasionally on /a/, I gone on any other boards.
>>694348020
Chocolate is chocolate but adding something like mint to the mix is nice.
>>694348029
Took the words right outta my mouth :^)
>>694348038
Sick. Could only imagine the sound it gives off.
>>694348136
Cheeky.
>>694348475
Not at all, I love every song from the groups. Sure, haven't played in a good bit though.
>>694348808
Can I at least buy something first?
>>694347460
To grant me 10 wishes
Ooo yeah, gonna break off a piece of that kit kat bar
Master claimed
>>694349508
>ooo yeah
sounds like you should snap into a slim jim
>>694349156
I don't, why would i say that? Are you implying I'm someone that would insult someone for no reason?!
>>694349339
>/pol/
Is it really as bad as everyone makes it out to be?
>>694349375
Bass, MAD bass!
Claimed
>>694348795
Yeah, apparently my mic was lagging and the other guys couldn't hear shit. They probably said this 1000 times before I understood
>>694349067
Himenokouji Akiko from onii-chan dakedo ai sae areba kankeinai yo ne
>>694349295
Who is this?
>>694348808
Because I'm an asshole.
>>694349240
But, I want to watch, with my waifu.
>>694349375
Very much so.
>>694349671
Id rather snap into a double cheeseburger
>>694349375
You and I are one in the same, it would seem :^)
>>694349747
Maybe! You used to call me rape bote after all
>I was implying you were a tsun~
>>694350022
It was a joke I took too far, sorry!
>I am not a tsun, you implying bote!
Claimed
>pls no bully
>>694350148
>Not a tsun
That's something a tsun would say
>>694349060
It was the only way i could make it work out,
>>694349339
The cops may not believe you but i guess it's worth a shot.
>>694349375
Sure, but the Jewish Black Man takes that as well
>>694349495
Granted, however those ten wishes are the same as you just made and you can't use them for anything but more useless wishes.
>>694349747
Some times the threads are shit but most of the time the threads are fine.
What am I in for?
>>694350148
>>694350319
>>694350326
All these three are tsunderes
Take pride in being the best Dere!
>>694350022
I like all the Kaze's, but I like Shimakaze the most.
This is aside from the fact that Kancolle is shit.
Claimed.
>>694350368
I wish to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
>>694350368
As long as I have the papers for it I would be fine unless the tracks aren't rubber and the gun isn't filled with cement.
>>694350455
I'm not a tsundere!
>>694350593
>>694349881
For what purpose?
>>694350632
Granted, but you forget shortly after.
>>694350368
I wish you reverse all wishes made after this one
>>694350593
I hope so
Anyway my waifu is Lightning McGee
>>694350872
you never told me
wish not granted
prepare to die
>>694350872
Forgot a pic.
>>694350368
Again, Cheeki. I enjoy seeing how you twist wishes, it's amusing to say the least.
>>694350369
Hmm, sounds like /o/ I guess.
>>694350440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVoz-uJsxTY
>>694350455
So, in order to dispel this tsun claim, I just have to be dere...?
>>694351075
Or did i and you forgot?
Donald Trump is claimed by me!
>>694350782
Because my waifu and I are voyeurs, but mostly her.
Just look at this, she's a total pervert, looking at my blue schlong all the time.
>>694351226
either way i'm going to kill you
>>694350469
Well to each folks likes different things
Yours looks like she's from a DC comic
>>694350749
They all say that~
>>694351187
Then you'd be a tsundere that finally advanced in the relationship enough to show her dere side
>>694351284
Mr President belongs to America
>>694348661
Find a blue haired student council worst girl and mate with her.
>>694348826
Chode.
Ellie Goulding has a beautiful voice
>>694349747
All the better for that multi-track listening.
>>694350022
Brothers in arms :^)
>>694350368
What if it's something that you can't materialize?
>>694351035
That picture is too good.
>>694351441
I'm the least tsundere!
>>694351387
..Riiight..
>>694351472
do chodes have to be fat and short or just short, because mine is kinda skinny and short
>>694351395
I wish you fail at killing him.
>>694351441
>looks like she's from a DC comic
That's because she is. We're made for each other, that way.
>>694351472
Looks like I'm failing to catch that reference, but I'll gladly follow your advice
>>694351775
Nerd gtfo
>>694351395
You have to go through the arena first.
after you do that i will come back to life anyway.
>>694351514
Like what?
>>694351441
But I'm not tsun! Wouldn't I just be a dere at that point?!
>>694351514
>Fun fact: That alternating type doesn't have bass, since it's limited to 2 alternating points. It doesn't have any bass response since it doesn't send a signal to the sub.
>>694351775
I reverse time on myself to before i'm effected by your wish
>>694351912
I wish you wouldn't
Test again....
>>694351878
At least I don't put the 'weeb' in 'dweeb.'
I'm a science bitch, and a comic book bitch, but I ain't no nerd bitch, bitch.
Tomoko can use my blue cock and comb the rats out of her hair with it.
>>694352094
I erasee from existence all the timelines where you made the wish or used a reverse time against me. Time has no meaning.
I wish for /waifu/ to cease to exist
>>694352279
I never reversed time against you
get fucked
>>694351514
Compatriot :^)
>>694351654
Still a tsundere!
>>694351775
Ah! Well that's nice
>>694352061
No, you'd be a Tsun that mellowed down
>>694352337
It stops existing, but only the name, it lives on as \waifu\
>>694352279
I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb
>>694347460
that I'll become rich in the next 5 hours
>>694352247
A+
>>694352472
I wish for all forms of /waifu/ to cease existance
>>694349074
I probably don't want to know of those horrors.
>>694349822
You might want to get a new mic/headset, then.
>>694351702
Short and fat, didn't look very too skinny to me.
>>694351877
KS
>>694352247
Now it seems to go through.... Thank goodness.
Well I have to get going, bye anons.
>>694352471
I'm not a tsundere!
Stahp
>>694352532
So you're just a sucker with no self esteem?
>>694352593
Thanks.
>>694352471
That's not fair! I can't mellow down if I was never a tsun to begin with!
>>694352772
Later Matilda!
>>694348808
Well, I pretty much did think of it that way.
>>694352772
Bye Tank
>>694352794
OH WAYEAAAAAAAAH YEAH, HYEAH
>>694352429
But, I experience my timeline all at once. You shouldn't even try against me.
>>694352471
Thank you!
>>694352532
You're a dweeb, you're stinky, and cute people will never stop looking at, and obsessing over, your bare feet.
...
OK, I said something nice about you. now say something nice about me.
>>694352618
The word is 'existence'
Claimu
>>694352094
I already granted you your wish though.
>>694352472
Imposter! or another Nova perhaps?
>>694352618
Granted, it but that means this thread didn't exist
causing a loop were you do this again and it goes on.
>>694353179
I wish for the loop to cease
>>694352794
Not until you acknowledged your tsun status~
>>694352834
Spoken like a true tsun
>>694353091
YOU FOOL! YOU BROUGHT IT HERE!!!!!
>>694353179
I'm not trying to pose as you, I'm just trying to have fun.
Everyone tell me that my waifu is cute, and that comic books aren't for nerds.
>>694353179
But Kurumi creates clones that are technically different people
I have unlimited wishes
I'll head off for my run now, goodbye.
>>694353301
And now my waifu shall kill you.
Do it, Power Girl!
>>694353297
I'm not acknowledging anything!
>>694353408
Watch out guys he runs
My head hurts.
fml
>>694353386
But each clone is a smelly, horny nerd, unlike with me.
Each of my clones are equally blue and handsome.
>>694353091
You nerd
>>694353320
That's reasonable.
>>694353282
Granted, the loop option on you're music device is no longer there.
>>694353386
But clones are souless
>>694353297
Meanie.
>>694353608
>That blue cock
>>694353608
hey
only one of those things is true
>>694353635
Actually they do have souls
>>694351912
Happiness.
>>694352061
Well fug. At least it sounds nice.
>>694352471
>Compatriot
>patriot
La-li-lu-le-lo :^)
>>694353607
Sounds like you need a good ol Aspirin.
>>694353483
I'm not stopping anything then~
>>694353702
Lovely
>>694353858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x-rxpdalO4
:^)
>>694353702
>>694353616
I will snap Kuroki's headphones in two and shove one half in her pussy, the other in your ass, if you keep sticking her tired nerdiness in my face, nerd.
>>694353720
*cocks, but thank you very much.
>>694353785
I'll combine smelly, horny, and nerdy into one thing, then.
You are...
Smehordy.
>>694353785
Well fuck.
>>694353858
I can make something that can bring you happiness.
>>694353858
TO give a little taste of how bassy it is, my mouse literally moves on the desk by itself once it gets above about half volume.
>>694353994
Y-You're not supposed to compliment me when I call you a meanie!
>>694354050
Saved, thanks Anon.
>>694353858
Probably Ive been drinking water.
You see the new Gameplay of the Hero coming out in OW
>>694354351
>another sniper
And just like that, i'll never play her
>>694354306
You're welcome
Not a single waifu with thugs pic are the same
>>694354061
RPing nerd
>>694354351
Wow i made a shitty post i must not be thinking right
Anyway heres the new footage For ANA the support sniper on OW. Looks like she hands out heals a damage buff and a tranq dart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbzRwssqMtU
>>694354306
Oh really? what am I supposed to do then, cute stuff?
>>694354617
What a kind anon~
>>694353607
>>694354671
Shino, you might want to go ahead and lay down and watch something (Kinmoza), a lot of swimming can really wear someone out.
>>694354617
I wonder if I should try my hand at another edit of something...
>>694354810
I-Insult me or something! That's what most would do, right?
>>694354623
Hey there, uh, Mr...
Uh, fuck, hey...
Hey there, Mr. Sh-Sh-Shit.
Heh, shit. You're a...
Uh, shi...
You're a, a, you're, you're shit. Is what you're...
Is what you are. And that's sh...
Uh, the shit. Which you shit...
Um, which is you. The shit, and that's...
You're that. Shit. And, uh, you're shit, which is you.
Haha.
Fuck you.
>>694353994
Meanie!
I'll never admit I'm a tsundere
>>694354831
Kinmoza really does make me happy.
I also like this new show called Anne Happy its really fuckin funny . and the order is a rabbit? Thats where chino anon's waifu is from. you should check those shows out bud.
It just sucks i wanna lay down but this is the first night i havent had to get up in the morning at like 6. So i was all excited to play vidya and watch shows and chat on here.
I guess will see after i take a asprin.
>>694355064
Why would I insult such a lovely tsundere?!
>>694355146
Cutie!
Deny it all you want, I know you are one~