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Dubs decides what I do for my birthday

Trips and Quads all override respectively

>inb4 literally impossible request
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obtain and take LSD
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>>694344516
attempt to fit a whole twinkie in ass and post pictures
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>>694344516
lose virginity
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>>694344750
reroll
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>>694344951
Reroll
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>>694344516
go buy yourself a happy ending massage!
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Attempt to fuck a sibling
If youre an only child, attempt to fuck your mom
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>>694345955
WINRAR

ANY TRIPS PLEASE STEP UP NOW
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>>694346618
Go do drugs, jewgger
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sit in your room. alone. do not contact your friends. do not speak to your parents. only a lamp or night light on. candles if need be. and read a book. any book of your choosing.
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Complain about how much you wish you were a bronie and that your birthday wish is to be sodomized by one of those fucking things but you don't feel cool enough so you're thinking you'll kill yourself on your birthday instead. Make it super bitchy too like as much of a pussy as you possibly can be. And post pics here for the lulz obviously.
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>>694347236
Reroll
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>>694344516
kill yourself infront of school by wrist slitting and bleach
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>>694347299
Technically higher than 55 so...op...deliver you fucking faggot
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>>694344516
shootup nightclub?
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>>694344516
eat kid in public
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KYS
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Dig a hole and lie down with your face in it all day
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eat a dick in public
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>>694347771
sooo close
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Steal a neighbors windshield wipers.
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Have a child's birthday party and invite all your friends
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>>694345955
Roll for trips reinforcement
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>>694344516
commit suicide
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>>694344516
> Higher a clown
> Spend day alone with clown
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>>694344516
Wrap your junk in duct tape, take pics
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You do nothing, lay in bed all day with no interaction with anyone/anything. You can't even eat, only water.
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>>694348516
rollerino
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>>694348516
>higher
what the fuck you dumbass??
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>>694348516
>higher clown
>higher
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>>694347299
Op deliver
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>>694348728
>>694348772
hioure, good NOW? faggot.
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Masturbate on a bus stop.
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>>694348728
>>694348772
>>694349011
I'M DYSLEXIC AS SHIT.
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Drink one litre of your own piss.
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>>694347380
OP here
I will fulfil the highest GET at the end of the thread and post tomorrow once the day is done

This OP delivers motherfucker
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Fund yourself penis enlargement operation.
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Throw your pet in the river and keep it in for a minute
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Get on baloon flight and shit from above.
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Shave your head, so you are bald.
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Climb on a tree and pretend to be a coala bear.
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Eat 3 family size pizzas.
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Kick someones dog
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Eat shit.
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>>694350017
Reroll
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Pay a tranny hooker to have sex with you.
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Delete system 32
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Chug a whole bottle of vodka in one attempt!
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>>694344516
Jump off of the highest bridge you know of.
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Post a video of you masturbating on pornhub, with your face!
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Pretend to be a car and "drive" on a road, wearing only underpants and making car noises.
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>>694344516
Pretend to kill yourself in front of someone
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>>694350189
Re rol
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Slice a main vein
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Remove your fingernails!
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Buy groceries and make cheese pizza
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>>694349925
>Coala
>Coal-a
>Coal
>a

Learn2spell faggot
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Treat yourself to a nice dinner at the restaurant of your choice.
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Slice your main vein with a razor
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kill yourself
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>>694350744
Kek winrar
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>>694350977
what a waste of dubs
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Cut off half of your finger
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Go down stairs in a laundry basket. Video and post.
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>>694351022
What a waste of dubs
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Vincent van goh cut off your ear
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Treat yourself to a cock meat sandwich
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>>694350876
Th brony reroll has 99, bigger than 44

Sorry dude but no an hero today
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Tattoo all over your face!
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Slice a main vein open
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>>694350744
Folks we have a winner
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Dox yourself. Post all your personal information on here.
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>>694344516
shave ur pubs and make a mustache of them. Wear the moustache on ur celebrations

btw check em
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Give your PC to homeless.
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Slice a main vein open with a razor
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Eat 50 raw snails.
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>>694350977
>>694351022
What a waste of dubs
Rerolling the make pizza, but with cancerous toppings
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Dance naked in a mall.
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Slice a main vein, take video
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>>694351337
Reroll
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Cut open a main vein take video
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Read an acclaimed philosophy book of your choosing.
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>>694351850
This but 1984
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Dress in SS uniform and walk around some crowded places.
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>>694352109
Reroll
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>>694352109
PLZ
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>>694345115
he said no impossible requests.
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Shit in a box in the morning then seal it. Tomorrow post picture of shit on your head
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>>694352011
Reroll
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>>694352306
Barbaric fine sir
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Run into church, shout that you are Jesus and dance on altar.
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Try something new, post picture of you sucking cock with timestamp on cheek
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Adopt a 14 yr old girl and start a creepy youtube channel with you and her
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>>694352572
Faggot
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Be a gigolo for one day!
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Join mafia.
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Break your back trying to suck your own cock.
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>>694352892
Were not recruting currently. But we make acceptions it u have over 70 followers on instagram
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Rub fiber glass (or sandpaper) aggressively into your balls
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>>694353152
A fiber glass brush
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>>694353152
rerollllllllllllllllllll
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>>694352799
Well done fag, you could have overridden the brony one
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Get into a fight with black lives matter activist
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get BLACKED
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Record yourself putting Heineken bottle in your arse wearing Naruto Anbu mask.
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Eat shit whole day.
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>>694353296
Reroll
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>>694353152
Stuff crushed fiber glass down ur dick hole and fill a pocket pussy with fire ants and fuck it while tying a concrete block to ur balls while standing up
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>>694353311
Dubl dubs dunt count fuckboi
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>>694344516
watch the entire flintstones show
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Tattoo dickbutt on your forehead.
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>>694353568
reroll
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Cover yourself in butter and pretend to be a snail.
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please just eatch the whole flintstones show
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>>694353537
>who hasnt done that fgt
>being this much of a pussy
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Eat 50 raw worms.
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>>694353796
watch*
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>>694353835
This guy was the biggest slayer in school.
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>>694344516
or you could just eat a birthday cake
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Swallow 1 kilo of dirt.
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>>694354020
you mispelled semen, sir
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Go to a swimming pool, drop your pants and poop.
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>>694344516
Drink a 5th of everclear.
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Cover yourself in black shoe polish.
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Eat 5 kilos of lard.
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Stare into a mirror. Not listening to music, not texting, i want you to stare deep into your eyes for exactly 22 minutes. film it, set a timer, and once your done look at the camera and say, "its a long way to tipperary"
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Put your shoe up your ass. Then eat it
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Get your dick pierced.
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>>694354668
so godamn close
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Tell your family your dirtiest, darkest secret.
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>>694354770
So goddam close
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Hump a watermelon, cum 3 times, then eat it.
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>>694355051
reroll
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>>694352799
Arent we all
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do your best to learn a new instrument. If you cant afford to rent one for the day, sing happy birthday to yourself and replace your name with "faggot"
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Drink 30 cups of coffee.
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do your best to learn a new instrument. If you cant afford to rent one for the day, sing happy birthday to yourself and replace your name with "faggot".
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Change your offical name to PussyDestroyer.
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Jerk a dog off and spread its dog cum on your face. Let it dry into your eyebrows and facial hair to a crisp finish. Do this in memory of me.
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Swim on a boat into Bermuda's Triangle.
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Build a postnuclear shelter.
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>>694355840
plox
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