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>>694344511
>put victim sitting in chair
>legs straight out with heels on another chair
>place square board on knees
>add weights to the board at your own pace
>when knees buckle and snap
>jerk off in their eyeballs

>two people are strapped down in glass containers so they can see each other
>one person has a button while the other doesn't
>a drill is slowly heading towards the eye of the person with the button
>pressing the button stops the drill and releases acid into the other persons container.

Works best if they are related

>>694346544
to clarify you have to hold the button to stop the drill and releases the acid. Releasing it stops the acid flowing and starts the drill again

>>694344511

It's called life OP, no one's come up with anything worse

>>694347549
/thread

>>694345266
Tony Romo
Wonderful

>>694346544
>Works best if they are related
Pretty much what happens in this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804552/

Give them nothing but adorable kittens to eat.

>>694344511
Starvation is the worst way to die. All these forms of torture you say induce shock to most weak minded fools. Starvation is slow and lengthy and effective.

Kill a baby for every time they fall asleep. See how long you can make them stay awake for.

>>694350196
I'd be sleeping in fucking minutes you can kill 10,000 babies for my evening nap

Fill a piñata with BEES

Lock a guy in a room with a combination lock and put the combination at the end of a 24 hour Justin Bieber/Lil Wayne/Beyoncé mash up that the victim has to listen to. They will start thinking it's not that bad and end up poking needles in their ear to make it stop.

>>694344511
>Lock person in small room with no windows or holes
>Fill room with a buffet of food
>Put laxatives in all food
>Person shits themselves, keeps eating, etc.
>They drown in their own shit

>>694351705
Fuck

>>694351489
>it's not that bad
>poking needles in their ear to make it stop
What the fuck? That's a contradiction.

>>694350196
Damn lol

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>>694351489
What are you, 12?

>>694351489
>Uses an entire day to use needles to pick lock

>>694350196
this wouldn't work for very long if at all.

>>694346544
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1766/Cheerilees-Garden

>>694351321
BEEDS?

>>6943521878
They couldn't pick it if they didn't have a tension wrench.

>>694351321
One long ass rope
Hang two people, one on each end, with a crane or something super high up, shit like that
Perfect length so their feet just barely touch the floor, they suffer and barely live through it
They love each other and we're chosen for that reason
Rope is uncuttable somehow
Only way to save yourself is hang other person
Also room is filled with BEES and the ground is made of BEES and BEES BEES BEES!

You lock them in a room
then you force them to browse /b/ and /mlp/


To make it even worse have a unhappy hour where they must browse 9gag while listening to Justin bieber baby on loop

>>694352403
What do you mean?

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>>694350335

>>694352667
NOT THE BEES
also what if someone is from 4chan and so the weight is too much to save the other person?

>>694352809
/b/ees

>>694352809
BEADS??

>>694352667


Rofl.. made me think of Saw

> I want to play a game
> Horrible elaborate trick explained
....
> also...BEES

>>694351489
>i only listen to REAL MUSIC, like SLAYER, DISTURBED, AND KORN
>everyone with a different opinion is STOOPID AND FEEBLE MINDED

>>694352667
The manly one of the two will suicide after about an hour to save the other one.

Bottoms of your feet are very sensitive, as are the tips of your fingers.

I believe those should be targeted

>>694353026
>after an hour
>implying people can hang for over an hour

B

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>>694353177
S

NOOOOO ^

>>694351489
this is /b/ now

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Slowly drop water onto a guys face while they are restrained, for days.

!>>694353239
Thank you, captcha wasn't working

lock someone in a cage, every night blast him with a fire hose, no food, only water is from the hose. This goes on for over a week. One day, walk in with a huge tray of food, larger than any man's stomach. Point the fire hose at him, slide the tray into his cage, and say "you have 2 minutes to eat", watch the person eat til his stomach bursts, if that doesn't happen, go longer without food until he does. Or until you get bored and blast him and the food with the hose and watch him starve to death

>>694350335
Giggles

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First, start cutting their eyelids off.
Doing it in pizza shaped segments is a good way if you can't get all at once.

The rest of the torture is best done in front of a mirror.

Then, use a scalpel or razor of similar effect, to cut slits from the underside of thier ears down to the base of their jaws. Next, you would use pliers to remove the muscles and tendons from inside their jaw. This will cause ear trauma the whole time, and cost them the ability to close their mouth. Very useful.

Next, the tongue tends to be very sensitive, which is why you want to drill a whole from the tip inward, large enough to put a small firecracker. You don't want setting it off to do too much or not enough damage, so if you cut long seams along the surface, from entry to the back of the tongue, it should all kind of pop open like a banana, when it goes off.

Really, the last thing you can do is start cutting a long strip of their scalp, starting at the back (two inches wide max) that travels down their face to their nose, and then peel it away.
Poke a hole in the tip, and attach a string to it, like a tassel on a bookmark, and on the other end of the string tie a couple of exacto knife blades. Dip it into a substance that wouldcoat and dry but then dissolve in the stomach.
Once done, shove it down their throat.

Now they have the choice of coughing up a bunch of razors, or swallowing, which would slowly peel their face off into their mouth.

Afterwards, let them go. If they die, they die. If they live, then they are changed.

>>694353367
<3 gotchu /b/ro, knew you would have to wait for the 2nd E

>>694351489
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>694344511
>Milk
>honey
>boat ride
sounds like a romantic date

>>694353382
This may be the dumbest fucking idea in the universe.

>>694353382
After a week he wouldnt be strong enough to eat that much.

>>694346544
I'd lose an eye for anyone in my immediate family. But a total stranger? Maybe

>>694353538
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>>694353021

>not realizing you're doing what you're complaining about

>>694353740
Wanna procre8?

>>694351705
You wouldn't fill that room before you died. If anything you might die of infection.

>>694353350
Where is your owner does he know that your on /b/?

Constant pinching, itch powder, and the feeling of bugs on you, 24/7 strapped down while being bitten by fireants

Idea for interrogation-

>Spread fingers of your victim
>Use a sheet of construction paper
>use the edge and place it on the webbing between said fingers; quickly slice down
>If still refusing to cooperate re-cut one of the spots you already got

>>694353569
After the holocaust, the death camp prisoners had to be monitored so they wouldn't eat themselves to death

>>694353569

Have you seen terminator 3?

>>694353811
Gr8! Masturb8 with me?

>>694353953
>Also put antibiotics in food
lol

>>694353482
What the fuck is wrong with you
Not in 8 years of lurking have i seen such shit

>>694354008
>>694354047
Sorry, guys, you can't use works of fiction to prove your point.

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the text is in finnish but here is rough translation.

The room is being filled with boiling hot water. victims arms and legs are tied up and only way to move is with sucking dicks. all the dicks have syfilis. also. the floor is in inconvenient angle and is very slippery

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>lock victim in room.
>give him copious amounts ofmeth
>naturally, he'll do it to escape the hell you've put him in.
>give him two trays after a week.
>the thing is one is filled with powdered phosphorus
>and the other is lemon flavoring powder artificial shit
>give him a piece of gum as his only source of food, and tell him to dip it the tray given to him on that day, to give it flavor, lest he be killed.
>once he bites into the phosphorous gum, his jaw will be blown off.

>>694353973
kek

>>694353482
>Pizza shaped cuts
What the fuck

>>694354196
This is some daisys destrusction shit

Bring them into a world where they're constantly told they're privileged and that they should be ashamed, but take away all their privileges and make sure the media is 100% always talking about how privileged they are and how unfair it is to other people. Then start focusing the media on the 0.01% of situations that support this claim, and let idiots protest about it. The person will become depressed and probably want to kill themselves, and when they do, the whole brainwashed world will be shouting "you're so privileged, you never understood, good riddance, manifest destiny blah blah blah"

Fuck.

>>694350196
You'd have to threaten me not to try to go to sleep immediately

>>694344511
making someone listen to a justin bieber album

Tell them they can't eat until at least one OP isn't a faggot

>>694354594
Fuck off you retard

>>694354594
Lurk more, maggot.

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>>694354196
You live each day, knowing that you could wind up that way forever. It's the fear of undesired change that scares people.

Knowing a visage of familiarity will forever be destroyed, even if function or a likeness thereof could be regained, is mortifying for many. The face is the psychological symbol of 'human', even when its ugly.

Don't seek to simply cause pain when you torture.
Seek to cause terror.

>>694344511
>two people
>standing on a board balanced on a wedge
>both with a noose around their necks
>As one side falls the noose gets tighter around one neck
>both noose are tied to a support on the opposite side
Deadly teeter totter

>Completely immobilize victim on a bench/table
>Fit feeding tube into stomach, catheter, saline drip etc.
>Ensure they're in a completely dark, and completely quiet room. It's important that they get no stimulus whatsoever.
>Make sure you have a camera in the room so you can watch them.
>Watch them go mad over weeks/months or years if they last that long.

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>>694344511
>>694345266
>>694346544

>>694354147
The infection would die and any remaining bacteria would survive and sooner or later after a few generations it would be immune to the antibiotics. He would die and you would also have a super infection that you could put into shitty water supplies were they don't clean their water and take out a third world county. Shitboy would be an hero for all third world countries.

>>694354322
How about you come up with some OC, I read that in Ron Pearlman's voice you nerd

>>694354229
Back to /pol/ you underage fucknugget

>>694354943
Hahahahah it's perfect

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>>694354450
Figure 1(3 aparently), mirrored on the top lid as well.
If you are going to hand craft pain, don't skimp.

>put person in water at neck level
>have to stay awake for 96 hours

>>694354307
Gay af

>>694355074
Jesus fucking christ

>>694354229
Kek

>>694355180
I think that's the point

>>694354752
Jesus, you're a real bedamned psycho, aren't you?

>Strap someone to a chair
>Slowly remove their fingers/toes
>Cauterize wounds
>Force feed them their own appendages
>Keep this going through fore arms/shins and upper arms/theighs
Man it's been 10 years I've wanted to do this

>>694354752
Isis logic

fuck them in the ass until they bleed out

>>694354307
How would you pull yourself up an incline with just your mouth and a series of dicks wtf

>>694354594
>>694351489

Haha music is so bad now adays I ONLY listen to the real stuff. Stairway to heaven is my ringtone. TRUE music is from before the 2000's. AC/DC's Detroit rock city got my city rock hard haha. I was born in 2001 but my music choices make me superior

>>694344511
snip taste buds off one by one. veet wax strips. pull out eyelashes.

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>>694347549
win

>>694355418
Sounds like OP's fantasy.

>>694353670
it keeps going through into your brain

>>694355418
not op but
Rock climb with dicks, cant escape unless they stay hard, forced to moan and suck nearby dicks to keep them hard.

>>694354878
This! Fuck!

>>694344511
only supply been boozled jelly beans for food.

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>>694355407
As true as that is, I don't like to be associated with them.

Religion and creative whim create drastically different results.

>>694355298
Psycho is a word defined and created by a bunch of people who think alike. Does that make them right, just because they are like-minded?

>>694355187
I'm not the biggest fan of expletives.

>>694354752
Why not just take a straight guy, cut his dick off, give him the whatever vagina surgery so he has one, tits (but a bad tit job), estrogen shots, and make him tied up and weak. Then after a year, release him into a new world. Maybe cut his hands and feet off so he can't kill himself, or leave the dick and cut his hands and feet off, but all else is a woman so his life is over, but can't kill himself and still gets hard but can't get off.

>>694353482
>>694354752
I'm just honestly surprised that you haven't been bombarded with "EDGE! EDGE! MCEDGEMASTER EDGY EDGEDGEDGE!"

It's good to know we're still kickin'.

>>694356005
Fair enough. They are like minded, yet your ideas for torture, its not right. It's not sane!

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>Tie a leash to someone.
>Put them on a bed/couch
>make the leash too short to leave the couch, but long enough to reposition themselves
>Only give them fast-food to eat.
>Don't make them eat it, they have to do it to themselves.
>Watch them slowly get fatter and fatter.
>Make sure there is a huge mirror in front of them so they can watch themselves turn into disgusting blobs of lard.

Midevil torture devices are way worse then what you have described.
Ever heard of the judas cradle Crocodile shears or, my favorite, skull crusher?

>>694356037
Thats hot as fuck.
Make me be the slut I am inside.

>>694344511
God damn

>>694356386
Then, when they're done: Load them into a pickup truck and roll them down a hill.

>>694356386
>I'm a fat fuck and blame what I eat, not the amount that I eat it.
this is you. you can eat fast food and not be fat whIle not exercising.

>>694356411
Are you saying that this
>>694354878
Wouldn't be worse?

>>694356386
Id feed them laxatives, KFC and viagra and get my heaf strapped to their asshole so I'm forced to eat what I'm given.

>>694353482
this guy probably has a hole in his basement and wears peoples skin

Get a hammer and a bunch of tooth picks. Insert a tooth pick under a fingernail and hand them the hammer and tell them to hit the tooth pick until it's fully in.

Each time they hesitate or don't do it properly, you hammer in a tooth pick yourself. They get 10 tries. Alternatives such as thin long nails can be used also, the bone in the finger quickly becomes a problem with small hammers, so make sure to get a 5kg one.

Crush their teeth with pliers then demand to talk about politics with them, spray lemon juice at them and slice/beat whenever necessary. Finish them by setting fireworks off down their throat until the noises stop. No winners in this scenario really.

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>>694356037
It's not bad, but I have a personal style.
An artist might be limited by his method, yet he clings happily to it.

>>694356156
I am just as shocked as you are. I am just a traditionalist when it comes to things like this.

>>694356205
Every single thing a person is made of is a material. Atoms, molecules, etc.
Every action they make is highly dependent on the past, and your current circumstances.
(Not wanting to start a debate. Have. It's messy and no one wins, because honestly, people who are wrong don't know why.)

Think of skin as paper, flesh as clay, and a person as what they are in every circumstance, audience, or inspiration.

>>694353999
your a waste of trips

>>694356667
fucking kek

>>694353482
You're trying too hard. They'd go into shock and die.

>>694344511
>put two people in one room
>machine on the roof in middle of the room with two ropes, one for each side of the machine
>rope is uncuttable
>one person will be tied to one rope, same for the other person (rope tied around the necks)
>machine pulls the ropes upwards
>they will both be hanged eventually
>however
>they will both be given cutting materials
>they will have to cut off and feed their skin and flesh to the machine in order for the rope to lower
>only the rope of the person who had cut off their flesh will have their rope lowered
>eventually, one person or both will give up and let the machine hang them
>if one person gives up, they will be hanged and the other person will be released from the rope
>the people cannot feel suicidal in the beginning to let you guys know

rate my torture method on a scale of 1-10 and give recommendations

>>694356839
But you can't just toy with their flesh and blood, unwanted change is feared by all huma- fuck, we're back where we started.

>>694355463
MODS MODS MODS

>>694356839
Who did that picture?

>>694357090
1/10
Kill yourself.

>>694354594
Lurk before you post

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>>694344511
picrelated
>put victim in airtight room, naked.
>fire in the corner to deplete O2
>door is blocked by electric fences (or similar device)
>it's possible to make it through but victim must push fences out of the way

not great at paint but the fences would have about an inch between them and from where the victim must enter to where he gets through is about ten feet of fence.

>>694357239
Leonardo DeCappiccino

>>694351705
They'll suffocate. No windows or doors mean no more oxygen

Put 3 people in glass containers unable to touch eachother they are all placed facing eachother kinda like a cross with only 3 lines. In the middle a contraption that slowly fills the containers with boiling water, in order to stop the water one of the 3 have to offer a finger. This stops the contraption for 5 minutes.

>>694353999
You sick bastard
Go on...

>>694350335
Fuck yeah let's have a baby genocide

Feed me your babies

>>694357421
very interesting, thanks.

>>694357090
1
Sounds shitty and complicated. Hard to explain to people after extensive interrogation and lack of food.

>>694356428
THIS IS WHAT FAGS ARE REALLY LIKE PEOPLE!

Still think they're OK??? Wake the fuck up.

>>694356802
the faggot thinks peristalsis is strong enough to peel the scalp/face. he's an idiot.

>>694352178
>has the ability to pick a combination lock

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>>694356802
As concerning as I may seem, I'm quite normal.
It's simply that fear and pain are the truest proof of existence, and I'm fascinated with both.

>>694357046
Oh I know. That's why I stopped there. It's unrealistic enough, but like all art, it's hard to tell yourself to stop.

>>694357099
Hence why I have not. I stick to traditional. That doesn't mean I cannot dream. But some dreams must stay just that.

>>694357239
Dreamscope.
Not to devalue it. While the process is easy, choosing the right combination of pictures is tricky. But it's fun, because it's beyond your control. You have to give up after a point and let something else choose the final product.

>>694355463
Kill yourself 8th grade faggot

>>694357090
Fag/10
Kill yourself

>>694357554
They'll live for 2 and a half hour max. What's the point?

my ex wife...worst torture ever...bar none...I win...or lose...depends on your point of view

>>694356809
>give them heavy hammer.
>tell them to do it
>no
>get close to do it yourself
>get smacked in the face with a fucking hammer that you gave the guy

you're not too bright are you

>>694351705
Breaks law of conservation of energy. amount of food = amount of shit

>>694357374
Voltage is really irrelevant
It's more about how long the electricity flows through you
And it will fucking impair your motor functions
0/10, just a cell for them to die in

>>694357756
Same?

>>694356005
you can word it anyway you want but what you wrote up there. thats some fucked up shit

>>694345266
Why do you have my qb on 4chan

>>694344511
tie someone to a chair thats bolted down. Put their feet in a big metal bowl filled with water and a hot plate underneath. Put the the hot plate on medium. Now wait

>>694357892
There is no point, it's torture not saw.

I can make a trap with a point if needed.

>>694357954
You have a point but you may as well have the Holocaust as a source.

>>694357756
It just looks like so many different things. I don't know why, but that really struck me.

>>694356386
if i can sit there and eat food with my hands eventually i could escape or choke you to death when you get near me.

this is the best i could think of.
>strap victim to bed
>cover them in ice
>take ice off after a while, but long enough where the frostbite is still in effect
>hold two neodymium magnets in place over each of their limbs separated by only two wooden slats
>remove the slats
>magnets crush the limbs easily
>victim doesnt feel pain as much from frostbite
>untie them
>cauterize wounds
>let them free into a forest

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Show them /b/

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>>694358034
Maybe, but the best mystery authors write the best crimes. The best horror movies have frightful atmosphere and scenes of distress.
No one is incapable of monstrosity.

>>694358030
Same what?

>>694358324
You should give it a try some time. They make fascinating wallpapers.

>>694357968
>Voltage is really irrelevant
when did i even specify a voltage?

>>694354479
>waahhhhh it is so hard being white i'm going to kms
Fucking /pol/ babies. I'm white and don't bitch every day. All of those things don't really affect you unless you let them. Get over yourself.

psychological torture > physical torture

>>694356839
so you should mutilate your own face?

Put victim in a room with bees

>>694358443
noice

>>694358350
don't quit your day hobby

>>694358508
I was making a point that the main thing that matters is how much time it goes through them, and ten feet will fucking kill them.

>>694357090
put yourself into a lawnmower

my ex-wife was a bee

>>694355463
This is some high quality bait

>>694358573
Bees are my thing
I'll done run you out of this here town
With motherfucking bee powers and my bee gun
BEES

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Strap them to a chair and force them to play that horrible E.T. game for atari, so they can get food and water

Life

>>694344511
The sandpaper idea is dumb. Sandpaper can wear down quickly

>>694358611
What do you mean im high off be adryl

my ex-wife was a bee......a beeyatch!


boom headshot

>>694358532
Why not both!

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>>694358568
Sadly, I suffer vanity. However, that might cure it. The question then, is what happens if I suffer what I fear? Have I also lost that fear, or does it haunt me permanently?

>>694358494
Same artist?

>>694358842
This is the worst form of torture imaginable.

she had beeeeg tits

Make them live in a world where everything is literally made entirely and only out of BEES

>>694358154
shock will ensue

to bee or not to bee...thats what my exwife says

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>>694358673
well then five feet or something.

>>694359008
Exactly. All they have to do is take off they're clothes and let it jam up the machine.

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>>694359098
https://dreamscopeapp.com/
Technically. And technically no. :)

>>694359058
Let it be known that unwanted change is not only related to that of flesh and blood, it is towards the brevity of our own existence, and the unyielding acrimony i hold towards it.

>>694359035

Try this instead
>>694354878

>>694358494
im just saying im gonna have thoughts about that for the next couple days

>>694358842
>that horrible E.T. game
There have been worse games

bee all that you can bee....in my exwifes armeeee

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>>694358494
Yeah DreamScope is pretty cool.

>>694359298
You can stop now

>>694357756
>like all art, it's hard to tell yourself to stop.

Cohen pls go

>>694359239
what does that entail exactly?

bee seein' ya

>>694359391
yep im going to sleep now

bees are like buses...only without use guys

>>694358832
Finally I'm appreciated

>>694359678
nite nite