>>694341883
No

>>694342101
ok :c

>>694341883


...Go ooon

>>694341883
>to hide phone in bathroom

JOHN CENA

>>694341883
Yes

>>694342491
>one day decide to creep in sisters room to hear what the talk about
>they go to the kitchen for my sister famous pancakes
>I go by the window and sit down behind the curtains
>they come back, talk about all kinds of stupid girl shit
>finaly one of them says "hey wanna play our game?"
>they pull out this dolphin shape massager we got a few years back
>one of them chooses a spot on their body, the other holds the massager there while she asks her questions
>the one being massaged has to answer the questions as long as she wants to be massaged
>first they do stupid questions stupid spots, stuff like arms, backs, legs, questions about favorite colours, movies, boys they kissed
>eventually cousing asks sister about me

in this point in time, me and my sister didn't get along, she pretty much said I was a pain in the ass and she wish I didn't exist, we are on wayyy better terms now

>after a while, both of them are picking the massage spot to be the pussy
>they clearly stall during the questions now, to keep the dolphin there
>move on to more interesting questions as well, what kind of stuff they've done to boys, and girls
>find out my 14 y/o sister has gotten drunk and puked already for the first time
>sister gave a boy a handy in the classrom
>at this point im half stroking my dick, but my back and neck are sore as fuck
>half hoping they continue, half hoping they go to sleep so I can fuck off to my room

cont.?

>>694343302
JOHN
C
E
N
A

>>694343302
yea

>>694343302
1. go away
2. pretype your fucking shit
3. stay away

>I try to shift my position a little
>they notice they curtains move
>they shut up and stare at my spot
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpegerino
>"d-did that just move?"
>"..."
>they both get up and out of the room
>this is my chance, I follow them and see they just entered my room
>I sprint to the stairs, that are just a little behind my room, and pretend to be just getting up from the kitchen
>just as I pretend to reach the top, sister and cousin come out with a look on their face that they think I was in their room
>"where were you?!"
>poker face on
>"wtf? I went to eat something what are you doing in my room?"
>Can instantly see they bought it
>"Cindy (our dog) just howled and the curtains moved

Ok so 2 people died in this house before we moved in, and my older brother, the biggest fucking troll I know, started the story that our dog howls sometimes when she senses the spirits are strong or some bs like that

>"You guys are fucking stupid, just go to sleep. and keep it down, I'm finished reading and I wanna sleep now"
>crisys averted for now
>Feels like a fucking ninja
>Jerk off like crazy once they fuck off

so this isn't so much a story, as it goes into a bunch of more stories, so bear with me for a bit


>few days later
>i spend the nights checking their rooms from time to time
>this night they've been asleep for quite a while
>open the door a little, see them both sleeping heavly on the bed, sheets are off, only in shits and panties

cont?

>>694343953
1. it's to build up tension
2. I do what the fuck i want
3. dont like it, fuck off, write your own life stories if you got any, if you dont shut the fuck up.

>>694344459
>shirts*
>not shits
fucking kek.
gonna get a glass of water, keep bumping so it doesnt get deleted pl0x
btw mentioned sister and cousin are in the room atm lool

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>Be me
>Be at houseparty last saturday
>See some dyed hair special snowflake tumblerina show up with one of my friends
>She's pretty nice, brought good beer, even pretty cute
>Not to bad tbh
>We hit it off, talkin for a lot of the night since we're both introverted at a party full of people.
>I mention that my sister is transgender
>She goes off on a rant about how hard it must be for her, how much society beats down trans people, asks me how she's suffered.
>Tell her that neither me nor my sister really do the SJW thing, she's happy, makes good money, has a hot boyfriend.
>A few minutes later Tumblrina is telling me I'm a transphobe and a sexist
>Tell her I'm not.
>Yes I am.
>She takes me upstairs, we get a room on our own.
>not really sure what's happening.
>When she gets up there "she" drops her pants, "she" has a penis.
>Says if I'm not transphobic I'll be fine with sleeping with her then, but I wont because all men are sexist and transphobic
>I think she's full of shit, but she's actually pretty hot so I decide to go for it.
>Tell her that yeah, if she wants to have some fun I'm down.
>She scolds me for "fetishizing transexuals"
>Leaves the room
>Confession: I'm a misogynistic transphobe shitlord scumbag.

>>694344459

interesting

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>>694344920

>>694344920
this shit's so good im not even mad you hijacked my thread rofl
props

>>694344459
we're waiting faggot

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>>694344920
>>Tell her that yeah, if she wants to have some fun I'm down.

>>694345257
so this is pretty much just a greentext confession thread now?

>>694344459
Keep it going, niggerjew

>>694344995
>i get out quickly, go get my phone to provide the flash light
>get back in the room
>slowly kneel on the side of my sister
>try to lift up her shirt
>shitsnotworking
>eventually give up on looking, just cop a feel for a while
>back out for a bit, try to go for her legs
>try to smell her pussy for a bit, but her position doesn't allow for much pussy work to be done
>back to left hand on tit right hand jerking it
>feel her breath change
>im out
>move to the cousins side
>shake her arm a little and whisper, pretending to call her, to make sure she's sleeping
>"She's fast asleep!"
>Slowly work in spreading her legs
>lift up her panties to the side, couldnt get them down the legs
>see the glorious pussy, doesnt even have hairs yet
>jerking off like crazy now
>with left hand i rub her pussy, work my way to get one finger in
>after about 2 mins of this I cum buckets onto sisters bed sheets
>ninja my way out, get tp, clean up, plan to do everything again the next day

.cont?

>>694345742
well I planned to be my greentext thread but you cunts can add yours if yall want to

>>694344459
you got distracted by the girls on your way to the kitchen?

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>>694344920
>tumblrina
>dyed hair
>pretty nice
THIS WILL NOT BE

>>694346108
clarify the question please

>>694346174
the fucking fuck???
is harbringer even a meme?
is that even harbringer's line?

>>694346306
Your jimmies rustled, m8? I guess you could say

THIS HURTS YOU

>>694346106
CONT.....
>U CAN SEX ME UP MORE ANON IN THIS TRUE STORY BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

>>694346106
Go on jewgger

>>694346474
wow

>>694346474
U wot m8?

>>694346474
R u fkn gai m6999999?

>>694344920
This made this thread worth coming to

>>694346474
fukkk

>>694346106
Continue pls

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>>694346106

Op is writing a masterpiece that many 4channers cannot

>it's been done before in previous threads

I must buy his greentext novels, written by a legendary auther basing his novels off true stories.

>OP is secretly a faggot

If only I could possibly be as talented as OP with the stories he tells from personal experiences.

>OP is a cuck

one day perhaps OP can teach me the ways of being a superstar novel writer

>OP is talentless trash who keeps it in the family

I love based OP

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Sooo when are you gonna confess you're full of shit, OP...?

>>694344920
Oh you fucking people are all the same. Can we stop with this "lol guise tumblr girls are all feminist transgender assholes, hur de dur, right guise?!" bullshit? You really do sound like a transphobe and you probably are misogynist.

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>>694347167

>>694347167
Go back to tumblr. Also, apply cold water in your butthurt.

>>694346106
>few days go by, checking their rooms after they are asleep from time to time, but they've been sleeping with the sheets on, and after some tries I can't get them off of them
>finally they are asleep with no sheets on the
>awh yea time to ninja again
>go to sister first again
>this time she's sleeping on her back
>fucking perfect
>spread her legs just like I did to sister last time
>actually manage to pull panties down to about half way down her legs
>she has some hair, two pretty chubby lips
>open them up, finger around for a while
>stick my nose in there, take some good sniffs while masturbating
>edge about 4/5 times
>two fingers inside now
>she moves a little
>panic.exe installs
>instantly on my feet, halfway facing the door, just frozen there still with my dick in my hand
>she's still sleeping, we safe
>pull her panties back up, go to cousin, thinking sis might wake up if rattled more
>same game on cousin as a few nights ago
>manage to pull her shirt up to reveal her just now growing tits
>two little smalls lumps
>spread legs, panties to the side, on finger in the sweet pink
>going crazy going at my dick
>just as I start to come, I hear her kinda gasp, kinda moan
>holyfucking shit
>pull fingers out, while cuming panic pretend to be trying to talk to her
>start shaking her a bit and whispering "annie..?"
>"hmmm whaaat..." eye rolls, she pulls her shirt down, goes back to sleep
>not even sure she processed what happened
>hurt thumping like crazy, had the most intense orgasm of my life up to that point

.cont?

>>694347065
wat are you trying to say

>>694347075
how about you fuck off? who comes into 4chan just to claim good stories are fake? fuck off you retard

>>694347469
this GOOD story is fake guys

>>694347469


I'M SAYING CONTINUE WRITING YOUR FUCKING STORIES BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING GREAT!

>THIS IS THE WORST TRASH I'VE READ IN MY LIFE AND IT'S RECYCLED AND REUSED BY OTHER 4CHANNERS

JUST KEEP DOING YOU OP, YOU GOT THIS, FUCK THE HATERS

>OP IS A GENUINE PIECE OF SHIT

;)

>>694347469
cont plz

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>>694346424
Triggered

>>694347469
Doesn't matter if it's fake or not at this point. It's good shit.

>>694347469
You seriously expect us to believe that they would just sleep through all that shit? If so I find that more impressive than the story itself.

>>694347469
Cont u bish

>>694347593
nope

>>694347740
kinda sending mixed signals there buddy bud bud.

>>694347978
whatever dude. i was very carefull, cousing actually woke up, dont wanna belive it dont.

guise im trying to snag a pic of them to show you but its hella dark you cant really see shit

>>694348155
Nice, gui. At least it's proof.

>>694348155
So you can finger them and literally put your nose up their pussy but you can't take a picture with blitz on?

Just fking cont please. It's fake but idc.

>>694344920
fucking kek

>>694347469
Go on

>be me 16
>hot cousin 14
>one day cousin comes over to hang out
>fantasies.jpeg
>cousin finds a cd in my room with "random vcd's" written on it and asks what is on it
>just days before I was stroking it to the contents on that cd
>tell her its something for older people... *poker face*
>she says porn
>I put it on and it's hentai because i was a otaku faggot who loved cartoon sluts better than irl girls
>cousin wants to watch all videos
>I play it and we sit there and she makes jokes about it.
>justgowithit.jpeg
>I notice she gets into it and continues watching silently
>I was diamonds at this point watching hentai with my hot cousin

cont?

>>694346474
Thanks

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>>694347469
this is pretty much the end of the adventure with my cousin, but I have one more wincest story with my sister


>be us
>same age
>same summer
>in kinda rich grandparents house, they got pool, jaccuzi, the good shit
>they are out
>me and sister are in the pool, with my cousin (not the one I fingered, a male cousing, he's about 15)
>we're basicly playing a mix of tag and naruto
>I know im a fuking weeb
>I accidentally grab my sister boob
>she gasp but also kinda smiles
>hardOn.kekextentionsaredumb
>literally grabs my dick underwatter a few moments later
>this goes on for a while, we're being hella discrete so cousin doesnt pick up on it
>he eventually leaves to go play playstation
>I fuck off to the jaccuzi in the grandparents bathroom
>I'm alone there so I go in naked
>feelsgoodman
>after a while sister comes in
>she can't see I'm naked with all the bubbles and stuff
>"Hey anon, can I join in?"
>"... Yea sure, but I'm naked"
>"oh. sure ok"
>She comes in with her biquini still on
>After a while we start to play truth or dare

pic related, them both, know you cant see shit,
sis on left, cousin on right

>>694346474
its tru baybayy

>>694348155

OP just show pics, we have the technology to enhance photos

>i fucking hate this guy

I love you so much senpai

>you're a piece of shit

you're the greatest OP

>I wanna drill a hole in his skull just so I can fuck it

I want OP to fuck my mouth hole

>OP better delivar this crap

OP please continue <3

>>694348904
yais

alright lets wrap this shit up, wanna go hit the bed so I can jerk off and sleep, gotta study for exams tomorow

>we start with truths
>how many girls I've kissed
>>inb4 0 op is a fag kekeksofuunyguy
>how many dicks she touched
>how many boobs I've touched
>does she masturbate
>I'm always pushing a little bit more, she's also asking sex questions but I'm more on the explicit side
>eventually I choose a dare
>"stand up"
>I stand up, rock hard, she stares at my cock for some 10 seconds
>I sit down, she chooses dare
>"take off your biquini"
>she gets up, and takes it off
>I marvel at her tits and pussy, she's saved now
>I choose truth
>another soft question, cant remember what
>she chooses truth
>"did you grab my dick in the pool on purpose"
>she admits to it, asks me if I grabbed her boob on purpose, I say I didn't but that I wouldnt mind doing so, she says "you can touch them now if you like"
>I play with them for a bit, then we move on with the game

aiming for next to be last cont faggets

>>694349092
Moar?

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>>694341883
Lost 100$ gambling

May not look right much money, but for a third worlder piece of shit that actually matters a bit

I'm not dead poor right now, just feeling like shit, I actually caught a cold recently

>>694350416
Hahha nigger

Great stories OP. Lucky man you are. I used to have neighbor who would suck my dick and I would finger her.. She was a year older than me.. We started fooling around when we were 7 and 8.. No joke.. I get pussy all the time, but, I swear.. All that sexual activity at such a young age has turned me into a sex addict. It turns out, I would rather have monogamy, but these ho's aint loyal. So, women always fuck me over and I move onto the next,, Dry spells suck. OP, where do you live??? UK, States????

bumperino

>>694350416
Hope the cold kills you poor faggot

>>694341883
>cont?

No, nobody here wants you to continue your fucking story. Why fucking ask?

>>694350416
Kys you will never make more than <$100

>>694350416
Get well soon.
>$100 is still $100
Money is money.

>>694349667

>we're sitting on the floor while watching this
>she makes a comment about how funny it is because of the amount of physical detail is in the kissing scenes
>i chuckle a bit and sort of move back against the wall
>cousin is still into it
>ninja jerk mode activated
>i whip my dick out but cover it with my shirt and slowly jerk to my cousin
>her pink thong is showing
>I'm watching the scene where the girl gets fucked by demon with tentacles and jerking it harder
>cousin turns to me
>cat like reflexes ensue and i cover my shit with my shirt and act casual
>cousin moves back against the wall too
>wondering why she moved back here as well, was just about to cum
>she says she feels horny
>look at cousin and ask why
>stupidquestion
>cousin replies because this is pretty hot
>she continues to watch
>i take it as a hint that she wants me to do something
>makesthefirstmove
>I put my right hand down by her thigh and slightly brush my finger against it
>she doesnt make a move
>I continue to do this while I'm rubbing my dick with my left hand slowly
>she starts brushing my leg too

cont?

>tf how does dis work?

>>694351087
Yes.
I'm lurking.

>>694346474
rip

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>>694350847
thanks ( pic where 1 day before my -100 bet )

Actually I made over 500$ from 2$, but the fact that I went greedy and all inned my last 100$ makes me feel bad

the other 400$ were spent with games, skins, some bullshit in real life

>>694350662
God is punishing me by letting me live

>>694350416
Man, get better soon, /b/ro.. Colds really suck. And anytime you loose money, it is painful. Just know, tomorrow is a new day. Don't let these cunts bring you down. Sorry u lost the cash, time to go out and hustle up some more!!
Cheers ANON.

>>694350047
>i choose dare
>she says "let me touch your dick again"
>i say ok
>she goes in really hard, and hurts me
>"woow take it easy, get a grip more on the base and go slower"
>tmw im teaching my sister how to jerk a guy off
>she does it for a while
>about to cum
>"ok ok stop your turn"
>surprise, it's a dare!
>it's my turn to finger her
>she spreads her legs, i see her beutiful pussy once again
>rub the outside for a bit, the put on finger inside
>i can see her blushing and bitting her lip
>can't stop myself from jerking myself while fingering her
>"ok that's enough"
>it's her turn to choose but she says
>"do you wanna go turn on the tv?"
>instatly get it, we get out, get dry really quick
>into the grandparents room, turn on the porn on tv
>she sits on the group watching
>I'm standing up, jerking myself
>eventually she comes to me and grabs my dick
>not even 20 seconds and I come really fucking hard
>the shame instantly hits me
>run to the toilet to get tp
>after cleaning it, getting out of the room, i see her on the shower, spreading her legs, getting ready to use water pressure to come
Oh somewhere in the middle she admited that she masturbated using water pressure from the bathroom, which made me even more inclined to this day to try and catch her doing it
>make eye contact for split second
>start running
>>Open the door
>>Get on the floor
>>Everybody walked the dinosaur
lelkek no but seriosly, true stories, even though all throughout I planned to end on this meme
after this eye contact:
>shameshameshame
>dont talk for about 3 days
>dinner are awkward af
>we good know, but we havent talked about it ever
>still watch in the bath sometimes, now that they are both here thinking of trying to get the sleeping pussy once again

and thats it guys

>>694350599
We live in portugal

>>694351087
Continue plz

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>>694349993
hurry up bro

>>694351668

Thanks dude, I wish you good luck on life as well

Seeing those kids trying to troll me was actually funny, made me giggle

>>694351776
>694351776
>>694351791
ITS HERE YOU FUCKIGN DEGENRATES
cant belive its 4 am in my contry and i wanna go to sleep, but my lifes so shit im keeping awake hoping to have a QnA on /b/... jesus christ..

Applause. Great fucking story ANON. This is the first believable one I have seen in awhile. I hope you get to fuck your sister someday soon. Make it happen.. Don't be scared. Just try and do it.. If you do get the sleeping pussy. Take some pictures for /b/!!!

>>694352255
5 am over here

>>694352148
pro tip, if you have money problems please dont gamble. I know it might sound tempting but its a losing game, so just dont

>>694352381
thanks mate! Also, I'm getting some shower pics next time I peep her for you guys
>>694352407
spaniard bro there?

>>694352255
Well, since you are awake, and the girls are in the house... HMMMMM. I know what you should be doing /b/ro

>>694349993
Do it

>>694346474
Bullshit

>>694352604
didnt know if you saw the pic, they are right behind me still on the pc
>>694352735
already here mate >>694351740

>>694352148
I also have to agree with OP.. No matter how tempting it is to gamble. Try and not do it. No matter what, you will spend your money better than some random person.. I have never had an urge for gampling. But, I have a hell of a drug addiction that makes me cringe..

>>694351740
Well really nice story, u lucky /b/tard anon
Also, have any pics of sister?

Well OP. If they are up, make a move. Joke about putting on porn and everyone watchong... OR the guaranteed action is truth or dare.... DO IT. I believe in you /b/ro

>>694353023
I mean more pics

>>694351275

>I begin full on rubbing her thigh moving up more between her legs
>she gets into it and start sliding in closer
>I grab her hand put it on my dick
>She pulls her hand back slightly but eases into it
>she grasps it and starts to stroke my cock slowly
>I start rubbing her pussy over her pants
>she's moaning quietly and longer as I put more pressure on her clit
>imgonnacum.exe installs
>she starts stroking it faster as I continue rubbing her pussy deeper
>she stands up and pulls me up and gets on the bed and we start making out
>we continue pleasuring each other and I start cumming on her thigh over her pants
>she takes them off and I take mine off
>cousin is in full heat now
>she turns around and spreads her ass
>I pull her in by her hips and start eating her out
>she's moaning and cumming by this point
>I get rock hard again and get up start rubbing the tip between her luscious pussy lips

cont?

>>694351087
Pretty sure this motherfucker left. How sad.

>>694351087
Yes

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>>694351087
Moar

>>694351087
We're you at

>>694353217
Yes,

>>694353217
Yes.

>>694353146
sisters in skype with boyfriends right now, Im just gonna go and hit the bed, I'll try some other day, and I'll get us drunk first.

>>694353209
sorry dude, not really. no nudes. not yet. I'll take when I'm peeping her in the shower next time and post


alright bitches im out, peace peace
ty for making this a worthy thread

>>694353217
Yez

>>694353442
Cheers Anon.. One of the downfalls of the annoimity, is that we never will conect in real life. You seem like a good /b/ro... Stay safe homie!!!

>>694353711
right back atcha.
it's the price we pay for being able to share all the fucked up things about us.. aight peace!

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>>694347167
Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. /b/. Faggot.

>>694346474
l

>>694353217
Yes

>>694347167
Cunt

>>694353217

>without warning I ram my diamond hard cock deep inside of her
>she lets out a loud moan
>takinghertopoundtown.jpeg
>she continues moaning and I'm furiously fucking her
>cousin starts talking dirty
>"oh fuck anon fuck me, fuck me like the dirty little slut I am"
>this sends me into a frenzy and I pick her up off the bed and throw her up again the wall and continue to fuck her furiously
>shes squirting every minute from being pounded by my thick massive cock
>I tell her I've fantasised about doing this to her for so long
She's short about 5'1" and weights about 95lbs
>She says she never thought i'd be her best fuck
She got around...
>I put her down on the floor onto her knees and shove my cock in her mouth
>shes gagging and loving it, slobbering all over my cock as I fuck her throat furiously
>we hear the front door open, we're upstairs in my room
>FuckIt.jpeg
>I pull out and cum buckets all over her face and small tits
>mom calls for me instant boner killer
>I get my pants on and change my shirt and go downstairs while my cousin is drenched in cum
>she doesn't know what to do
>after my mom is done with telling me what to do I go back upstairs to my room
>cousin is still on the floor covered in cum shaking a little bit from all the orgasms

>family doesn't know what happened between us
>it was a one time thing, cousin doesn't come over anymore or talk to me

>i think its because i didn't help clean her up and just left her there. kek

>>694355387
This man is a god. Someone save this for the records.

So hot

>>694355387
>thick massive cock
Microdick faggot detected

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This thread sucks more dicks than the collective lot of faggots posting in it.