>>694341813
stick your dick in her ear

>>694341813
sharpie in pooper

Make sure nobody including you hurts her at all in any way.

>>694342022
dubs never lies

>>694342111
Dubs then trips must do

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No sharpies around and the ear is too small
Other ideas?

Pour a bucket of cold water on her then post result

>>694342414
her ear will open up when you start to stick it in now do it

Cum on or in pussy?

show her feet

weener wake-up

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Can't

>>694341813
PISS IN THE ASS

>>694342811
just pull out dick and take pic of it on her faggot

feet?

Cum on the socks

>>694342913
take pic of ass

>>694342022
>>694342111
Got to do it fag

>>694342811
stop being a fag and stick it in her ear

>>694342912
Why do you want to see my dick so bad

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>>694342861

I second this

>Tiny bit of lube
>Stick dick in ass (but only a little JUST THE TIPPP)
>Pee

cum on her face

>>694341813
>rape

>>694341813
Put blanket on her and goto sleep

put pen up her ass

>>694341813
Feed her scrambled eggs

>>694343104
its not rape if she dont know

collect dirty panties in her room, cover her face with them, take pic

>>694343130
It's very hot here i don't think that would be nice

footjob

Let her sleep faggot

Shout out Noah Boyter

It's the trips

Cum on her. Don't even touch her. Just jack off and finish on her. Please please please.

>>694343444
Wat

>>694343444
hail

>>694342811
Lady hand - dick must be small enough to fit in her ear - if you even have one.

Just give it up, leave her alone and go back to the basement.

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>>694343444

>>694341813
Cut off clothes

stroke her cheek while she's sleeping with your ballsack

Get vacuum and suck her lips with it

>Not trying to sound like a white knight
>If I say leave her alone, I'll sound like a white knight
>So...?
>Rape?

shows a picture of your penis pointing at her

>>694341813
sit by her real still and clear your throat until she wakes up then give her the old "you do have to eat these eggs" routine.

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She has no bra on, just sayin'

>>694344031
We don't care faggot put your dick out and take a picture

how bout you follow what the trips said

>>694344016
>>694341813
This

>>694343444
op pls

It it's or gtfo

>>694344031
Shit on her head

>>694343922
Checking my own dubs bc no one else did

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>>694344240
K

Touch her boobs

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Can you not pls? Just go home dont ruin a girls life? I dated a girl who witnessed the rape of her underage sister and it ruined everything for us. I'm butthurt but theres truth in this can you not?

>>694341813
Leave her the fuck alone.

I dont wanna sounds like a SJW but dude really just leave her alone. Shit like this might ruin her life.

Take sock off.
Cum in sock
Put sock back on

Obviously rape

Take a pic of her ass.

Just let her fucking alone.

>>694344529
did you did the raping?
now be honest with us kek

>>694344777
obviously not rape

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>>694344517

>>694344777
Winrar.

>>694344715
Best advice on this thread
Dont do shit OP, and if you do anything bad to her pls do us all a favor and kys

Marker in pussy

>>694343564
This. Nigga

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>>694344897
No i must protect sorry

fap lookin at her and cumshot her ass

>>694344687
Good. She's lucky if she survives the night.

>>694344933
You are just a faggot and we all know you not gonna do anything

>>694344777
here we go :D

Anything you think it's worth doing 8 - 10 for

>>694341813
Cuddle with her then let it go from there. She has no bra on. She obviously wants to get fucked.

She clearly trusts you enough to fall asleep next to you so don't ruin that trsut

>>694345105
wtf, why the fuck you didn't take a pic of her ass?

Just simply try to get a pic of her boobs. Then leave everything alone once you've been able to do that.

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Write a timestamp on her ass or something.

>>694341813
Pic of ass please.

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Dead.

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>>694345186
This guy knows shit

Also we're 2 guys

OP is kill girl woke up

>>694341813
Set the building on fire

Record, pull down shorts

>>694345669
Kill your self

>>694345924
And post

>>694345105
Also, if you were tasked to take care of her, you'd better do just that OP. Pics are cool, just don't be a dildo and fuck that shit up.

>>694346111
shut the fuck up, that nigga is going to stick his finger up her ass. It was a mistake to trust OP in the first place

>>694341813
-buy her a gym membership
-put her on a diet
-stick your finger down her throat so she'll puke up some of the junk food she's eaten

I'm trying to say that I can tell she's fat.

>>694346244
We may have eaten fried chicken at McDonald 2nite

>>694346211
>trips over dubs
Ayy lmao check yourself before you wreck yourself

>>694341813
Who is this chick anyway? And why are you there?

>>694341813
>wat do

Well, learn to spell for a start.

>>694346400
mcd's has fried chicken where you live? where you is? have you ever tried Popeye's fried chicken? it makes all other fast food fried chicken taste like baby vomit.

>>694346466
She's my best friend
No popeye here sadly

FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY

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>>694346840
Well if you are ever in an area that has Popeyes, I highly recommend you try it at least once in your life.
Now, let's see your best friends tits.

>>694346840
Where are you from?

>>694341813
I would say you should do one of two things. 1) initiate sexual activities with her (unlikely since this is /b/) 2) spoon her and fall asleep (a bit awkward but ??? Profit???)

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water (not hot, warm)

fuck this, OP is too much of a faggot to do anything

post pic of panties

Just take a pic of her ass, it's easy enough

You said you found her ? Where are you at?

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Ok

>>694345186
Look, OP, if you want to start anything then this is the way to go.

What's her name? Or atleast first letter of first name and surname
So I can name my folder

OP please just pull up her shirt and take a pic.

>>694343922
>>694344317
You are a sad man

Nice. Post more

>>694347090
did you ever watch the show MASH?

>>694347407
Finally, a pic from just below her ass?

>>694347457
A. M.

>>694347247
>>694347407
>Samefagging this hard

Alright, now do it again without the panties

>>694346840
>Best friend with a lady
That is just so laughable. What, do you hang around her because one day she'll notice how perfect you are for each other? Get real she never will.
Funny story, i actually know this from experience... I could totally green text it but it's pretty boring.

>>694347590
And where from? Sorting you know :))

>>694347671
Had similar myself. Anon doesn't lie.

>>694347671
This anon /b tellin the TRUTH!

anon take pic with your finger in her ass hole,

>not rape

>>694347407
can we see tits please?

>>694347671
Look it's not like i wanna fuck her or something
We're from the country with a big fucking wall

>>694347914
Rolling

Why don't you fuck her?

>>694348118
Reroll

>>694348142
Cause OP is a fag.

>>694344777
Obviously, you have to do it now. Check em

>>694348089
Are you on a camp or something?

OP PLEASE post tits. You will be 4chan famous forever!

Write "Slut" and "Cum dump" all over her in maker and take a pic of your cock on her face. Do it faggit.

>>694348089
Oh well, i totally wanted to fuck mine... And the feeling wasn't entirely one way, but then again we were both drunk at the time so who knows. Oh i should mention she is engaged.

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She moved

>>694348462
Because that's so wonderful.

>>694348590
Fuck. Reroll

thought it would be obvious but cum on her face

>>694348659
Yeah, creepshot tit pics while she's sleeping. You have to admit that's pretty impressive.

>>694348635
play w tits
hotdog ass

>>694348635
Wake her up and ask her if she wants to show us her tits. If she says no, stop posting.

>>694348737
Sometimes OPs need a little extra prodding.

>>694348635
you can fit your dick in her ear now

>>694341813
Draw a penis on her head with a sharpie

>>694348304
No, we're at a friend's house
It's big, he's rich

>>694348845
DO IT OP

>>694348839
op cum all over her face now or give me your location and I'll fucking do it for you

put your dick in between her legs

>>694348767
And also wrong

>>694348089
>We're from the country with a big fucking wall

China? The great wall? Why not just say "we're from china"? or did I misunderstand what you meant?

Try stack stuff on her without waking up OP

>>694349037
i thought he meant Mexico

1) cut your dick off
2) put it in her mouth
3) start screaming
4) when she wakes up, tell her you put your dick in her mouth and she bit it off in her sleep

That shit will be hilarious. The look on her face.

>>694349037
Oh, that's what he meant. I thought he was in Germany, but the you reminded me that they tore down that wall in 1989. Man, how did i forget that one.

>>694348975
34 75' 51''
12 98' 42''

>>694343564
i rull for this

>>694348998
This is 4chan, fuck off summerfag.

>>694349236
kek not bad anon.

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>>694349236

op is a pussy and won't cum on her

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>>694341813

put dick on face

Take the blanket cover her switch the light off and let her sleep *if you are realy a friend to her
Also we all know thar you won't do any shitty think to her

>>694349437
Not a summerfag just a half way decent person.

>>694349213
This guy knows shit i do what you want just prove it's you asking

>>694349884
I second that!

>>694349990
so a summerfag then?

kill her

>>694349884
>>694350036
Third

>>694341813

wait until she wakes up then force her to eat eggs

>>694350122
You forgot to say livestream on twitch. Or some other live streaming service.

>>694350228
THIS. I NEED TO READ THAT SCREENCAP NOW

>>694344777
Win

>>694342861
Roll

>>694344529
write a tumblr post faggot

>>694350122
I second this. No balls OP

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>>694350407

>>694350087
I finished school long ago

I'm the other guy in the room, he's fucking her ass, I can finally sleep

OP's Not responding, OP got caught

>>694345567
Hey Thomas

>>694350659
Post a pic then fag

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>>694350407

post pic

RAAAAAPE

>Be OP.
>Come on 4chan and ask what to do with a sleeping girl while knowing full well what we'll say.
>Don't do it because ur a fag.

Stop molesting Sarah you fucking perverts.

>>694347407
Cumshot her ass

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>>694351056
Agreed!

more ass or face

>>694351145
WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT!!! YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FAG TO TAKE THE GOOD ADVICE!!!!!

>>694351056
i've been in two other threads like this where op is too much of a fucking pussy to deliver.

I mean do they where they are?

summer is raging this year

>>694351145
what's her last name?

mm touch her ass and take a pic

>>694351386
I think we attracted a bunch of summerfags from the fappening.

>>694351461
Spooky Mulder

maybe this one will deliver

>>694348824
>>694351888

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>>694341813

op is the biggest faggot

>>694352305
I'm new here, what means op?

>>694348635
Fusion shirt.

OP got scared off when I identified the girl

Optimus Prime

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>>694352063
Hope so. 4chin is so full of (summerboys.jpg)

>>694352442
old penis

my gf is sleeping next to me...if the faggot doesn't start posting more, I'll do

>>694352909
Thank you

>>694352909
please do, it would be much appreciated.

1) Order some Ketamine on the deep web
2) Drug her when it arrives
3) Tie her up in a dark building where nobody will hear her screaming
4) Wait for her to wake up (should be 2 hours or so after she's drugged if Ketamine is given orally)
5) When she wakes up, walk in wearing blue jeans and theater comedy mask, nothing else
6) Walk over to her and look her in the face while holding her chin with one hand, walk over to a radio and turn on "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison
7) Pick up machete from corner, dance to the music while approaching her
8) While she screams, fake swings at her with the machete
9) Dance out the door, dance back in with a box full of kittens/puppies
10) Cut one of the animal's heads off with the machete, make sure she can see
11) Torture the rest of them in front of her
12) Put the machete down after wiping blood off of it and dance over to her
13) Whisper "it's just a prank" into her ear, laugh maniacally, cut her free, run off into the woods (preferably at night) while still laughing maniacally

>>694346840
Dude, if she's your best friend, that means she probably trusts you and feels safe with you. Don't fuck her up.
Let her sleep.

hover cock over face then take pic..dont touch

>>694346840
Friendzone

>>694352674
10 points"!!

>>694353563
Is that your faggot fetish?

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>>694353086
I said I would

>>694341813
Sign her up for Jenny Craig

Why are people being a faggot and saying to leave her alone. Man up bro this is probably the closest to a girl you will ever get to.

>>694353743
Hot

>>694341813
She is kinda fat. Pregnant? Any blunt objects nearby? You should bludgeon her. I know it's not conventional, but you will love it. Trust me. The power you will feel is amazing. Once you claim her, you will be a god forever! Is she very large? Can you get rid of it easy?

>>694341813
Worst Pokemon Go thread ever

>>694353743
Nice

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>>694353743

still a huge wank for ruining her trust. fuck off already

>>694353743
she moved, more?

>>694353981
Hell yeah!

>>694342414
What do you know about her personal life? Is she likely to have committed suicide? Slice her wrists. Cut deep and quick, anon. You might wake her, so know where her phone is, so you can keep it from her.

>>694353981
dont stop

>>694344031
And no sense of diet regulation on. Her nipples line up with her thighs

>>694353688
takes one to know one

>>694353743
the fuck is up with them nips

>>694354138
They're inverted

>>694354138
Inverted and HAF

>>694354138
Right? Thought I was the only one who saw that. Those nips are hideously mutated.

>>694345250
Fuck that! Dumb bitch should have known better.

>>694354138
Probably breast cancer

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>>694353743
she's in that position

>>694353743
wow OP suddenly the sheets changed????!
>patethic

>>694354276
Don't be a fucking dick

Lube her thighs with olive oil and fuck them

>>694354228
HAF?

>>694354358
Do you have brain damage?

Convert her to Christianity

>>694354358
that's not op, it's a friendly anon.

>>694354457
I think he does

>>694354378
Lol welcome to /b/

>>694354355
La fuck her la faggot and then take a la photo

>>694354597
:|

>>694354453
Hot as fuck

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>no timestamps
>lighting+sheets keep changing
>took her clothes off without waking her

everyone in this thread has downs. Please suck exhaust pipe OP.

>>694354381
Some weird faggot shit right there. Mouths and vaginas are for fucking. And anal if you're into that. Not fucking armpits and between legs.

>>694354358
>not OP

fucking autist

>>694354672
It looks like some alien shit.

>>694354381
hot

>>694354712
Please tell me you're not serious

>>694348089
>We're from the country
I get it. She's your sister/mother. Just get head from her then, anon.