Surprisingly id rather be her

surprising she is more likely fucking herself more often than not.

Be her. Then I could just fuck myself

>>694340039
you can fuck her but how long will that last?
on the other hand if you ARE her, your life is pretty much set.

>>694340804
ayyyy bro but then you wouldnt be attracted to yourself and immediately the BBC craving would set in. is that what you really want m8?

If I got to be her, I could play with myself and have sex with random men and women all day, and not be too beat up about it.

But since I'm a /b/tard, I am stuck looking unattractive, balding, neckbeard living in mom's basement.

>>694340039

Fuck her. Could you image the effort it takes to maintain that body? Ain't about that starving life.

>>694341240
fatty detected, being thin is easy as fuck

>>694340406
true, too many betas afraid to approach a girl like this. but her looks are going to quickly fade because of her age, I'd give her 2 years tops.
I'd rather fuck her in her prime than be her.

>>694341358
Takes effort to keep that figure, retard.

>>694340039
what if both

>>694341616
She's russian. Her beauty will fade in like 20 years.

>>694342094
Have you seen older russian women? their looks fade faster than any other country, she'll be a round chubby ol babushka any minute now.

>>694340956
Nah man. Its all about that thick white dick. Not the pencil nigger penis.

>>694342513
>>694342094

nice to see western propaganda is firmly burned into your brain

you really need to think for yourselves

>>694340039
Be her. Talk about life on easy mode.

>>694342773
It's not propaganda, I've been to Russia, the girls there are insanely hot between the ages of 16-24 then all the rest look like crack whores willing to spin a few tricks for pocket change, and then they become old and fat and toothless.

If it's fuck her once or be her forever it would be her. If it is fuck her for life then it would be fuck her

>>694343459
>then all the rest look like crack whores willing to spin a few tricks for pocket change
>for pocket change

Not true, they all will spin a few tricks for American pocket change regardless of age.

>>694340039
Fuck Id hit that so hard whom ever can pull me out shall become the true king of England.

Also my auto correct wanted to change England to Glendale.

>>694344146
This guy gets it

>>694340039
im such a fag id probably still want her even after every other anon in thiis thread had their way with her

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>>694340039
Neither that bitch shops at Aeropostale

>>694340039
Fuck her. Obviously.

>>694340039
i'd rather get fucked by her

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BE HER UNCLE

>>694340039
I would rather be her as society would treat you much more favorably for being a woman. Doubly so if you're hot.
Why WOULD'NT you choose easy mode in life?

>>694341702
Not that anon but

Once you get your exercise routine figured out and you make sure its a good one, it becomes habitual and very easy to maintain. The difficulty in exercise is generally when you're troubleshooting mistakes at the beginning because there are things you can do to make exercise unnecessarily hard and stressful on your body.

Like not eating enough to recover properly. Not warming up enough. Doing too much too soon. Things like that.

Exercise is really easy and getting a good figure male or female is a matter of establishing that easy routine and just waiting for it to work it's magic in a year or two.


Even if you're like 50 pounds overweight right now you could look really freaking hot in a few years or less if you started soon

be her, so i can put my fingers in my pussy and pull out delicious smells and flavors any time i want

And i could take closeup selfies of my spread pussy and ass then finger my clit to them

winwinwinwinwinwinwin

>>694347898
Because a woman's sexual value decreases after 30, earlier if she's a used up whore.

>>694348124
And yet still will be venerated above men, so answer does not change.

>>694347962
Seems like you got the concept down, now stop being a fat ass neckbeard and get to working out.

Her boobs aren't that big
See how round they are? That's a padded bra
She's a liar, probably shallow. Would not want to be that
So fuck her

>>694340039
be her and fuck everyone

>>694340039
fuck

>>694340039
Be her, then i'd live in a world where everyone is really nice all the time.

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Why is life worth living?

General feels thread.

fuck I chose the wrong tab
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>>694348703
except when they get turned down for sex or want sex in order to give you a promotion, then you can expect sexual harassment, and maybe even rape a few times.

>>694349054
fuck feelsbadman

>>694349061
What kind of fucking world do you live in where you think she has a job?

die

>>694340039
Be her. TG fetish for life.

>>694349061
You must have a pretty wrapped view of the world if you think stuff like that is THAT common.

>>694348965
lol kill yourself AUTIST

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I've seen way prettier girls, if I got to choose a body I'd definitely not choose her, but if I had no choice then fuck yes. Right now I'm 20 and look like a fucking 8th grader.

>>694341702
Stop eating at McDonald's fatty

>>694349222
nice try, but yeah even a modeling job is still a job, why do you think so many photographers get so much sex from models?

>>694349359
Actually it is very common, you must have a warped view of the world to think it doesn't. Every attractive girl I've ever known has the stories of the creepy stalker guy or the guy that harassed in school/work or the actual rape or molestation stories. Every single one of them no exception.

>>694349625
Kys

>>694340039
I'd rather my kids be 50% her if ya know what I mean.

>>694349897
Ow shit, not the "kys" meme again! nah.

be her so i can suck some dick

>>694349818
How many of those are "OMG this not 10/10 guy stared in my general direction! Harassment!"?

>>694350350
>yfw you can do that now

>>694350606
I know how that feels, it's not fair for us normal guys to be grouped and associated with the few bad seeds that want to hurt beautiful girls. but attacking feminists or in your case feminazis for their beliefs isn't going to help either.

>>694343459
thats because most of them are crackwhores