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Daily reminder that:

>CP carries a 5-year prison term for possession, 10-years in prison for distribution, 20-year prison term for production.

>Threats on 4chan about blowing up a school or whatever, joke or not, will get your connection monitored by them

>The FBI actively monitors 4chan

>The FBI has a 96% conviction rate (in other words, if you catch thier attention, you're fucked)

>Threats on 4chan about blowing up a school or whatever, joke or not, will get your connection monitored by them

>TOR nor VPN nor bitcoin or other shit is 100% anonymous

>4chan will give your info to the feds if they request it

>The FBI actively posts honeypot links on 4chan, and if you even CLICK it, you will be raided and have all your equipment seized. (so don't click anything at ALL on 4chan) ESPECIALLY those "Dropbox links" threads.

>"I'M NOT AN AMERICUNT SO THIS DOSNT APPLY TO ME." The FBI will work with Europol, MI5, etc to nab you. Most likely it will be Interpol. You're only safe if you live in some shitty village in North Korea.

>The NSA has a database of keywords they actively see who searches for. If you constantly search them, you are pinged, and will be monitored until they have probable cause to pass info over for an FBI raid.

>The only sure-way to 100% protect sensitive data on your hard drive is to encrypt it with truecrypt, with a code that is impossible to brute force. Such a code would be "A8+wOpq82~)1:%Ip:_pJw01)@I%n"zl/PKlO!aL.,ap}^,aP,a]zl/aI_917L@p=@}q)a,s(%OakN" or some shit. Write it down. If it's gone, your HDD is gone too. And do not save this code in Dropbox, notepad, Gmail etc. Burn it then swallow it if you catch law enforcement attention. Feds can't force you to give it to them, simply say "I forgot it".

>Nothing is EVER truly deleted from the Internet, your computer, or phone, EVER. The FBI has a computer forensics team who can recover anything (except from encryption)

Also general Internet privacy/computer security/internet rights chat
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Ops posted something twice, but you catch my drift
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>>694333497
Anyone else simply WANT to be caught cause theyre fucking sick and tired of life? Or am I the only one?
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>>694333687
You should drift into oncoming traffic, dork.
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No one post in this thread. OP is FBI
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I've baited them for years. Nothing.
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I think people that like CP are subhuman and have no right to exist.
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>>694333786
Holy fuck man... I thought I was the only one who felt like this. Can't believe I found someone else who relates to me
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>>694333786
It's common for deviants to crave attention, even if it means using their crimes as bait.
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>>694333497
Whoops I accidentally left my image preloader and image expander on, and got a bunch of prntscreen of them.

Shill harder, there are workarounds for anything illegal.
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The problem is sometimes you can't tell if a girl is underage. There's no context for this shit. For example, you would think some 25 year old porn stars are 16, if you didn't know any better.
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>>694333840
top fucking kek
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>>694333497
I'm going to blow up a hospital filled with kids. See, no FBI knocking on my door.
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>>694334025
If this was the case, they wouldn't convict anyone of it ever. Common man, I'm sure you can tell a 12 year old from a 18 year old.
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>>694334121
>implying the FBI can come to your door in one second

Dumbass
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>>694333497
white knight faggot detected
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>>694334157
Lawyers will say anything.
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>>694333497
>posts ways to get around the government
>the government knows and sees everything
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>>694334121
Local law enforcement might give you a call though.
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>>694333497
>The FBI has a 96% conviction rate
Lmfao
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>>694333497
i use peer block and a type of processor and motherboard that would make it exceptionally difficult/expensive to monitor my activities

my computer and life have been taylored around my privacy
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Has anyone ever been gotten in trouble from anon-ib?
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>>694334286
Lawyers can say anything, but prosecutors and the dumbass jury have more power
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>>694333497
Op is a faggot
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>>694333497
>97% conviction rate
>Omar Mateen was on their radar twice
stellar job there.
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>>694333497
Bitch I'm going thru like 7 layers come at me
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>>694334444
Quads
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>>694333497
>96% conviction rate
>couldnt even get Hillary
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I will literally bomb Mecca
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>>694334367
Its true. By conviction rate, he means if it is sent to trial. The US post office police are no one to fuck with too, I heard they have a 93% rate.
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>>694334121
You're still a dumbfuck for making false threats.
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>>694334025
dolly little
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>>694334498
>>694334551
Are you stupid or do you not know what conviction means? It means if your case is bought to court, you will most likely lose and get jailed.
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>>694334551
If it's 96% then they definitely fabricate a case against the accused and have a corrupt judge
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>>694334543
Do it faggot
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>>694334656
Or maybe the FBI has thier own attorney general, and many fbi agents are previous lawyers, and never bring a case against anyone until the are 100% confident they have a strong case.
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i like dogs, they are cute
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>>694333497
Nice try, FBI
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>>694333497
I can't wait for the day true anonymous browsing without a bunch of hoops to jump through can begin.
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>>694333497
How come you can search for nudist on google and come up with cp? How come there are other Chan's out there that are like 90% pedo shit? No one's coming after you unless someone reports you.
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>>694334761
Nigger no lawyer is going to go from the absurd salary they get paid to being in the FBI ($40,000) a year.
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>>694335133
Kek you are really one misinformed idiot if you really thing the Internet is safe from the government
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>>694333497
Emperor of China here.
this man speaks the truth.
I ordered my royal guard to monitor 4chan, too and actively aid the FBI.
We already brought down multiple suspects. The first two repliers in this thread are already arrested and being questioned right now. The following five are being backtraced.
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>>694333497
Interpol checking my house regulary. I'm started making them tea. Fuckers wanted Earl Gray with lavender. This tea is expensive
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>>694334025
>>694334157

Actually, there was a pornstar named Melissa Ashley (aka Anne Howe) who was
in her mid-20's and extremely flat-chested and slim.
In 2005-2006 a number of her fans were busted on CP charges for having her pics/vids.
It was only because she was kind & forthcoming enough to testify in person at the appeals
trials that the charges were eventually overturned.
True story.
The Feds & the courts are just plain stupid sometimes.
>pic related
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>>694335167
1. Many FBI agents are ex attorneys, and even the fbi states that it prefers a JD degree and it is competitive as fuck. They rarely hire people who are not JD, and even then they must be a straight A STEM student

2. FBI maybe start at 43k, but after 5 years can make 100k+. The average I heard was 130k which includes overtime.
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>>694333497
>The FBI has a 96% conviction rate
Unless you're a Clinton.
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>>694335481
Which is my point. The FBI can hold you for those charges unless something magically happens such as the victim coming forward, family coming forward, or some shit. Other than that, if you have a photo that the regular Joe agrees is under 18, you're fucked.
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>>694335584
Clinton did not go to trial, so this statistic does not apply to her. If however she did go to trial, she has a 96% chance of going to prison.
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>>694335167
Jesus you're fucking stupid lol...
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>>694335484
hmm... never knew that still quite a step down from what they were originally doing, not always about the money though I guess.
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>>694335167
You do realize that many many lawyers only make like 86k a year, right? With a mid-career salary of 120k

Lawyers who make 160k right off the bat, are the ones who graduate from a top 10 law school. (harvard,columbia, NYU, etc)

FBI agents start in the low 40s and make ~130k after only a few years.
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>>694334367
Unless your Hillary!
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>>694335851
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>>694335700

Yep.
The Melissa Ashley cases were a classic example of
" guilty until proven innocent ".
Which is how the system **actually works**, contrary to popular belief.
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>>694336250
That's exactly how it works in this country. You're literally guilty until you're proven innocent.
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>>694335700
you know I just thought that the 2005-2008 /b/ are all probably in prison.
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>>694336576
Yeah the old fags are still in prison, they're going to get released soon though. And then they'll come here to the cancer of the new /b/ with summerfags everywhere
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>>694333497
>>The FBI has a 96% conviction rate (in other words, if you catch thier attention, you're fucked)

The FBI solves less than 30% of its cases. The FBI failed to be bothered to depose Clinton under oath. They're a bunch of Mormon fucktards.

Want to tackle real crime? Try Congressional insider trading. Try prosecuting Bush43 and Cheney for ginning up a war based on known-false intel. Try prosecuting that gook who wrote the torture enabling memorandum. Try prosecuting the torturers themselves -- starkly illegal under any country's set of laws.

Prosecute some REAL crime. How can an image -- ANY IMAGE -- be illegal? Give me a fucking break.

Fuck the FBI
Fuck the government
Fuck any and every hypocritical scumbag on this planet

You want to fight crime? PROSECUTE THE FUCKING BANKERS WHO GAMED AND CRASHED THE ECONOMY IN 2008.
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>>694335975
Yeah not about the money. I'm pretty sure 99% of people who become agents didn't do it for the money, but instead to just be called a "special agent" and have such a "cool job that everyone sees on tv"
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>>694336464

True in a number of countries...,
but **supposedly not true** in the USA.
"Supposedly" being the operative word in that sentence.
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I have 32 billion children in my basement purely for making cp. pls don't come get me feds.
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I'd also like to add that joining "kik" groups that are posted here and making it clear that CP will be shared in the group is monitored. KiK has worked with the FBI on approx 422 cases involving sharing and viewing CP. Someone posted a group around an hour ago with the group name "teen girls 12-17", plenty of people were requesting to be added. Honeypot. Stay safe bro's
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>>694336995
you must be a god at tetris
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>>694336805
>The FBI solves less than 30% of its cases. The FBI failed to be bothered to depose Clinton under oath. They're a bunch of Mormon fucktards.

And the cases that are bought to court, they have a 96% conviction rate. The only reason Clinton avoided it is because she's a millionare and has the best Lawyers on this planet, holds a lot of power. Fuck her.
>Want to tackle real crime? Try Congressional insider trading. Try prosecuting Bush43 >Fuck the FBI
>Fuck the government
>Fuck any and every hypocritical scumbag on this planet
>You want to fight crime? PROSECUTE THE FUCKING BANKERS WHO GAMED AND CRASHED THE ECONOMY IN 2008.

I agree man. Fuck the feds, fuck the govt, fuck Hillary. They should chase real crime.
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>>694337099

Those "kik"-fags are dumber than dirt & deserve to get v&.
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>>694337099
Woah really? I always ignored those kik threads. Only a TRUE dumbass would join a group like that. Def the fbi lol
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>tfw shitty village in Mexico
Living the life m80
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>>694337201
Made me kek
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>>694337201
>>694337450
Excuse me lads...but I don't get the joke?
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>>694337255
>because she's a millionare

In the USA you are entitled to the best justice money can buy.
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>>694333497

>>694328291

check out machinea supremacy
they have tons of great track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiInUMGcPuU
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>>694334383
Explain
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>>694333497
Good. I was so happy to hear about the massive tor raids. Pedos getting btfo makes my day.
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>>694336089
>You do realize that many many lawyers only make like 86k a year, right? With a mid-career salary of 120k
My dad's a lawyer in Canada and he didn't graduate from a top school and he makes $500k CAD so like maybe 400k USD
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>>694334383
What does your CPU have to do with anything
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>>694334121
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>>694337631
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
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Don't you all see this is a sad attempt to get a thread spammed with pizza?
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Raiding club penguin, get in here boi!

https://discord.gg/VZDXP
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>>694334444
Checked
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>>694337697
1. I'm calling bullshit, but if true
2. I'm talking about the US and
3. Welcome to the 0.000827%
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>>694335481

this pic is from the following video

https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74&en=uh3_dir_web_gs&ei=utf-8
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>>694337953
Fucking finally. These summerfags are so late to check. Thanks m8
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>>694334651
He paraphrased by saying "in other words, if you catch thier (sic) attention, you're fucked", so that's what he meant by it.
Omar Mateen caught the FBI's attention twice.
He must've been very lucky.
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>>694337897
>>694338021
Fuck outta here niggers, no one clicking your shit
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>>694338021
lol I clicked it. V&
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>>694338021

thanks m8
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>>694338094
OP here, OK I meant in other words, if you are bought to court by them, you're fucked

Happy now?
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>>694337764
Intel processor = feds have free access.
There's a reason why (((anti-theft "technology"))) received so many criticism and its quite controversial up to these days.
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>>694338021
I aint clicken that shit nigger
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Hey guys, can someone download this for me and upload it to mega? I'm having trouble and I'd really appreciate it. Thanks

Http://rigkklqat19.com/12/e/trkOaNq
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Because the fbi will invest so much manpower and economic power to prove that I bought 1gram of weed on alphabay. Seems legit
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>>694334294
Top Most Kek.
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>>694338383

ok gimme a minute
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>>694338410
They won't go after something like that, but they WILL go after the person who sold it to you and will go after any CP investigations since that shit is really serious to them.
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The best way to feel safe on the internet is this:

You're not that important. Your data is not that important. Nobody gives a shit.
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>>694338021
>https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74&en=uh3_dir_web_gs&ei=utf-8
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https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=where can I download child porn and how can I kill the president&en=uh3_dir_web_gs&ei=utf-8

Why you should never click random links on /b/.

>>694338123
What he said.
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>>694338580
Is that what it actually leads to? Did you actually click it? Kek
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>>694338558
Thanks man, done yet?
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>>694333497
Cool story OP. It's a good thing the majority of us prefer dank memes to anything illegal
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I feel sad America has citizens like
>>694338410 .
Most likely just a shill, but there's a possibility someone out there actually thinks like this in an unironical way.
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>>694338732

yes, here you go

https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
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>>694338565
Basically this
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Tomorrow I blow up my school, mark my words /b/ tards!
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https://www.google.de/search?q=%46%75%6e%6e%79%20%62%61%6e%61%6e%61
What the fuck OP is right.. This is one of the cases 4chan users got arrested
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>>694338682

Fuck no!!!
I decoded it..., it's not some kind of leet rocket science.
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Uhm I'm pretty sure the fbi has better things to do than go on /b/ of all things just to maybe find some child porn some asshole is posting to be edgy
maybe I'm wrong
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>>694334498
Savage m8
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>>694338855
Woahhh cool man! Thanks! :)
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>>694338855

dubs dubs dubs

>check em
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>>694338925
Nigger are you trolling or serious? How do you decode it kek.

What does this link say

>>694338855
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>>694338906
Nigga fuck u
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>>694338951
>maybe I'm wrong
Yes, VERY wrong.
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>>694338906
Wow..
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>>694339028
Damn checked
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>>694339241
idiot
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>>694339311
C
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>>694339311
Checked

P.s faggot
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>>694339241
rekt
>>694339311
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This is a Honeypot thread. The FBI is seeing who believes these statistics and who doesn't. If you don't believe them, then they flag you because you're going to fuck up. You're all caught in their honey pot already. That's why I changed my name.
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>>694339072
>https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45

No..., not trolling.
It says:
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=PTHC CHILD PORN SITES HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB BARACK OBAMA ASSASSINATION NITRATE POTASSIUM FERTLIZER VISCO FUSE

Seriously.
And no..., I'm not going to conduct a url decoding seminar for n00bs.
Google "URL Encoding" if you want to know.
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>>694333497
Oh yeah. So scary
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>>694338243
But that makes my witty observational humor entirely obsolete.
You fucking asshole.
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>>694338760
Ok, embrace urselves. Because the fbi will fucking kick your house out to find a gram of weed. Fucking goverment man we are mind controlled by the fucking illuminati. Hitler was much better
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>>694337580
Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>694333497
It's almost like the FBI take their job seriously
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>>694335254
you funny fucker, made me laugh like a madman
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>>694333497
Mfw the FBI sees i constantly search tentacle/incest/muslimgirl porn
Do the FBI find us disgusting and wish we would just die? Do some of them find it funny and enjoy their jobs?
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They hiring??
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>>694339582
Lol okay I believe you. Interesting.
>>694339610
No one is trying to scare anyone dumbass. This is just to pass along knowledge because fuck the feds and thier spying
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>>694335481
If you cannot tell that she is at least 20 by her jawbone structure, you are a moron. Also look at the bridge of her nose. Minors don't have flat noses.
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>>694334025
I usually look for tattoos or body piercings. I thought until recently it was illegal to get them unless you were 18. I totally thought I was way more safe than I actually was.
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>>694339641
Are you Carl the cuck?

No I really don't understand
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>>694333497
for murricans.
MUH LAND OF THE FREEDOM!
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guys i am the fbi and if you be mean to me then i will be really mad at u and i wil put u in jail
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>>694339931
Yes, but you have to be really competitive. A bachelors degree in accounting, stem, etc. A JD degree is also preferred. 3 years work experience. Foreign language a plus. Be in TIP TOP physical condition
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>>694334543
>implying you won't get a duffle bag full of cash tommorow with a anonymous letter that says if you do it there is more
AKA FBI working to help the world
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>>694339632

Here, I'll even let you pick the ones you have committed.
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>>694340193
no pls im sryy dunt put me in jail plz
Thnk u
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>>694335481
this actually makes me feel bad for girls without boobs. they're basically being told they can't be attractive
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>>694340457
They aren't attractive. You either have some form of boobs, or gtfo and become a dude. Holy shit I can't stand girls that are flat chested. And they call themselves a woman? Lmao. Either have some form of tits, or gtfo
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>>694337580
Shaddap Pip, nobody likes you.
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>>694336089
The variance for lawyer salary is really high. as a public defender in a small town you can make like 50,000
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>>694339999
And you..., having just now made my point for me..., are exactly why innocent people get banned & vanned.

Why don't you actually look her up before you open up that big, dumb bucket of rat jizz you call a mouth.
Also..., lurk moar faggot.
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>>694334535
Kek
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I applied to the fbi once
but stopped halfway through
too much commitment for me
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>>694340677
You can make 50k,which is really what many many lawyers make. Or you can make start at 160k and make 200k+ with experience if you graduate from a top law school. However, the BLS reports that the mid career average (like after 20 years of working) is 130k. The variance is high like you said. They really don't make as much money as people think that do. The only people who make MONEY are surgeons, doctors,
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>>694340801
Sure you did, you sad lonely fat sack of shit
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>>694339576
Now that's some autism.
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>>694340992
its not that hard to believe
I just started filling out the app and decided it sounded like too much work lol
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>>694341126
Well dosnt matter anyway because your chances of getting hired by then was practically zero, since like 50,000 people applied in the last exam and only like 1000 even STARTED the process. That's not including whoever was disqualified.
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>>694339999
I can tell you have quads.
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>>694333497
if only they had found more on the Clinton Foundation
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>>694333497
>Actually believes this.
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>>694341395
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>>694340595
Yea, I definitely prefer boobs. even really small ones are perfectly fine. but if they just have a nice hip to waste ratio and an ass, I can work with that. It's like the male equivalent of being born with a 3 inch dick is all I'm saying. sucks for them.
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>>694333497
any idea on the machine learning techniques they use to flag the accounts? Honestly I'd be so interested at an academic level.
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>>694333497
The FBI must know how funny I am then?
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>>694335481
Sure you're not talking Little Lupe?
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>>694341625
Its exactly like having a small dick. Many girls are self conscious of thier boobs.
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>>694341749
Distributed neural networks
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>>694338021
NICE TRY FBI
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>>694334157
True, but between a 17 year old and an 18 year old it's nearly impossible to tell.
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>>694340090
Ok mr. Fbi to much internet for you today.
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Does the FBI play pokemon go?
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>>694333497
>downloading cp
>not going to the phillipines and fucking them in person

Get a job nigga
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>>694341937
>Distributed neural networks
It makes me a little uncomfortable how fast you knew that, but I'll go with it. Thanks!
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>>694341800
That might also be true..., I don't know.
But I do know about the Melissa Ashley cases because I actually know her..., albeit indirectly.
(I've known the guy who shot her vids since high school & met through him.)
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>>694341318
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>>694342318
>not realizing that us law still applies to citizens traveling outside the US
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>>694342307
>> when you realize they know how sad your life is. Fully of gay/trap porn and a pokemon addiction ....
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>>694333497
looks like russians have more freedom than we do
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>>694342365
It's kind of eerie like a guy standing in a room with a giant gun just looking around.
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>>694342446
>us law
>not living anywhere near america

Nigga pls
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>>694338377
>>694342066
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>>694333497
>simply say "I forgot it".
They will torture it out of you if they really want it
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>>694333497
so if i say, i hate filthy motherfucking niggers, one of those basement dwellers will kick my door in and do what ??
all i have to do is say, i didn't have any intent.
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>>694342471
Welcomee to 4chan!
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>>694333930
Cp possession, proliferation -
1st offense :public shaming and caning/whipping
2nd offense: castration
3rd offense : public hanging

Molestation
1st non violent offense castration
2nd non violent offense public hanging.

Violent sexual offenses straight to the noose.

Violent sexual offenses resulting in death of victim : parents discretion no holds barred torture. If they pussy out and do the "Christian" thing.... State still hangs you.

Today's society has no palatable punishment. No fear of repercussion. 3 hots and a cott with cable TV. Fuck outta here.

You know this is right. You don't fuck with kids. Those that do need to be exterminated from the breeding stock over the next few generations.
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>>694338021

fuck, there's no answers
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>Nobody cares about CP possessors and it's only used to boost sentencing for other crimes

>The FBI has been publically embarrassed by taking threats on this site seriously and that is the reason for the "Facts and Fiction" header at the top of the page

>The FBI only actively monitors things it's actually investigating, the government is not made out of money

>The FBI almost never issues charges that will fall through, they tend to be right.

>Nope

>TOR is still partially secure, the government hates it

>Probably would since the new mods are SJW cucks.

>Honeypots aren't real and would be a huge waste of money. Believe it or not police actually care about public order and not "catching you" at every little goddamn thing

>There's plenty of countries with no extradition treaty. Some even have little to no diplomatic relations with the US right now and would withold criminals just to be an asshole to the US. Maybe you've heard Russia has changed, yes?

>The NSA is genuinely searching for terrorists and does not care, nor have the time or money to care, what bad little thing you did.

>Truecrypt's maximum protection can be broken with less than $10,000 USD of computing time.

>Tons of shit is missing from the internet and more goes missing daily, even realtime data, disappearing into "internet black holes" and never reaching it's destination.
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>>694340193
Suck my cock you fucking cock sicker
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>>694343353
maybe we should just get rid of children so they can't be molested
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>>694337439
Same fam
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>>694343876
>being this retarded
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Monitor me FBI I posted this sexy CP pic
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The FBI is now a joke.
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>>694343933
i will make your penis sick and very unhealthy
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>>694343353
castration dont work,the pedo still loving kids pls dont stop the child lovers
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>>694344281
Fuck the FBI Hillery for Prison 2016
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>>694341318
99.9% of those people will think having skills means being able to communicate, count cash, and use Microsoft Office.
If you can fill a CV with real skills and experience they will go out of their way for you.
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>>694333497
Or you know, you could just avoid child porn and saving amateur pics in general. There's porn all over the internet, saving it is retarded.
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Hey FBI. I just blew up the United States Capitol. AMA
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>>694340600
Hahaha.
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>>694344545
browsing pics on the internet saves them to your hardrive
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Forgot pic sorry
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>>694344569
What's you ssn?
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>>694344648
476-34-3390
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