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Will you be able to fight back, /b/?
>>694325418
i have a shotgun
Ilvl 740 staff, dem nigs be fucked
Gta 5 online - mini gun. My ass is ready.
A dildo, this should be easy.
>>694325418
Infinite rocket launcher. Resident Evil 5. Lol
Pretty suitable for large hordes of African attackers.
Multiplas Rifle, clean-up on isle 3
Dunno if magic counts as a weapon, but I got flames out the ass.
And apes are afraid of fire.
The USS Iowa from World of Warships.
But i guess the water around me protects me enough
>>694325418
Naked asian in Rust...
m18 hellcat, win
>>694325418
Sharp uchigatana +10
nigs about to get parried
>>694325971
Fuckin KEKd
>>694325418
A nuclear missile along with my modern land army from Civ 5. I should be fine.
>>694325418
This fucking heavy 2h axe.. (not me in the screen but pic related)
They're pretty fucked.
Azarovs axe and the wailing bell. Gg nig nogs
>>694325418
im safe niggers
Laser gun metal slug
pokeball guess imma catch a bunch of mankeys and jinx
Ak-47 currently playing uncharted 4, I've played all of them and thought they were great but this one seems different in a bad way but I'm still hoping it gets better (and I'm not coming back to this thread so need to spoil it faggots)
>>694325418
>Minecraft Diamond Sword
>Sharpness III
>Flame II
>Unbreaking III
>Mending
Pic related
Lvl 425 hand cannon. Bonus damage against minions of darkness.
>>694325418
Fists of Abobo. Pray for their souls.
>>694325418
some shitty ass hammer from tree of savior
Stunning baton?
A hammer from Monster Hunter fuck
>>694325418
>Crusader Kings II, last weapon, Kingdom of Sweden
Normally the Kingdom of Sweden would fall to 100 assrapers but the year is also 813 so I have a bunch of assrapers to send around myself
>>694325418
well my ho 229 says otherwise
>>694326701
325*
>>694325418
unless niggers are some kind of magic spook I dont think Geralt's silver sword will do much
Darius WarAxe, Fuckin Come At ME NIGGERS
>>694325418
> South Dakota-class battleship
I should be fine. Don't know about the rest of y'all.
>>694325418
Huh. I have the Suros Regime assault rifle from destiny and its fully upgraded. I'm good fam.
I've got a whip
>>694326566
you beat me to it, but thank you
D. Va's MEKA, I'll be fine.
>>694325418
Heavy assult starship with nuclear weapon payload from Pulsar Lost colony.
Yee
Mg34 from RO2 i'm good
Mk-1 Strun from Warframe, i'm good
m playing forza motorsports i ti think im fucked
AKM from Arma3? Yeah ill be fine.
system shock 2 pistol, I'm fucked
>>694325418
Elf bow of shock from skyrim
A lightsaber (and the force)
Guess I'll be fine
>>694327156
>Minigun from TF2
I think I'll live.
Lightsaber, I like my odds
>Overwatch
>Soldier 76
>literally a fully automatic machine gun, with helix rockets mod and a grenade that heals me. Also visors that make my bullets track you and not miss.
>unlimited ammo.exe
Nigger, get off my lawn.
>>694325418
katjusha rocket launcher ( mow 2 )
>>694326348
Nigga get ready for your ass to get touched
>>694325418
De cs:go Negev and a Zeus
I'll be fine
>>694325418
Evolve - Tesla cannon
Bf 104, I think I'll make it
>>694327156
mk-1.. the beginner model that does no damage? it's not even a good shotgun. Why are you safe? you'd get off maybe one round and then be swarmed by the never ending black ocean of dicks you're about to take.
Bastions Sentry mode. I think I'll survive.
The psi weapon from System shock 2, so i can shield my tight anus from there big cawks
Dark murakumo+10, niggers.
sims 4 - fucking fists
ima be alright
Rammus has no weapon
Reinhardts hammer from overwatch
>>694327483
I like that one, very good.
>>694325418
Sword of the heavens +15 to all attributes, I am fine thanks.
>>694327118
Lol not 5 min ago I unlocked the 42
Profaned Greatsword. Bout to teach these bitches the good word of Aldrich, Devourer of gods.
>>694325418
Shadowrun manabolt.
I don't really know.
>>694326348
wat game m8
The penetrator
>>694325418
E-Tech Level 50 corrode SMG from Borderlands 2.
I think I'm good.
>>694325418
Dark Souls 2 Dragonrider Twinblade
> pic related
Come at me niggers
Praise the Sun \o/
Melee Fox's Shine, do I win? I can reflect bullets and incapacitate attackers
Assault Mech from Hawken. I'm fine.
Nerf this.
>>694325418
Guess im blitzcrank
Fuck i got a scattergun
Itt All kinds of weapons none of the beta fags would actually be able to lift, let alone wield
I have a super shotgun. Git fucked
BFG, Doom. Yeah. Get fucked
Gauss cannon from DOOM
these niggers are about to get blown to shreds
>>694327783
Vermintide. Warhammer universe.
>>694327985
Ayy im playing tf2 right now
dual rapiers from dark souls 2
ill rape all the niggers
Electric crowbar motherfucking niggers about to be fried.
>>694325418
>Charzard
I'll be fine lol
Easy.
>>694325418
Magic Destruction Staff that shoots Flame AOE damage. I think I'm safe.
>>694327819
I think your the one raping him Anon.
I used the brechhi from bo3.
I reckon I'm covered.
>>694326892
>>694325971
come at me bra
>>694325418
BKGS. I'll be fine.
>>694327882
Forgot pic
Well I'm fucked..
>>694325418
Minishark from terraria (pre hardmode). I'll do fine
>>694325769
Kek
>>694326880
>Implying you can lift it
L4D2 - magnum
1k damage bow with a 4k damage quiver from Diablo 3
A fine Dwarven Greatsword that sets things on fire.
Maybe not screwed, implying I could even lift or properly use such a thing
>>694325418
a pokeball...
The Carbon Roller Deco from Splatoon.
Darksiders lvl 4 Chaos Eater.
>>694325418
team fortress 2 rocket jumper
well shit.
Glass Sword (Legendary) with +30 fire damage. Time for the choppin'!
Grasp of Malok, Defiance of Yasmin or a Raze Lighter. Can't remember which exactly.
Played rocket league....rocket powered car to fly from them or just run 'em all over.
Halo 5 Hydra... Think those nignoggs are gunna die.
>>694326627
2b2t right?
I played Pokemon Go, Imma catch all dem niggers!
The degreaser, think im all set.
>pic related
I should be good
>>694325418
Minigun with 9k rounds, thank you GTA V. I'm good.
Sono... what exactly would be a weapon in this case? (Orc campaign)
>>694328009
My weapon was a starship
I don't need to lift it
Just push a button
>>694326701
335 doctrine myself
Star conflict was the last game I played.
So I got this.
>I could genocide all niggers with this.
BR55
Pull the trigger, drop a nigger
>>694325418
>D.Vas mech so im fine...
>>694325418
playing RE5
good thing I was practicing killing niggers lol
Team Fortress 2, Stickybomb launcher, better harness my inner mouse 1 mouse 2 skills
>>694328009
Azarovs axe isn't that heavy it's a skull spine and some metal
>>694325418
i have an AK47 from GTA5 and over 500 rounds of ammo
>>694325418
Jehuty
I think I'll be just fine
>>694328142
Until you realize that design would be horrible in real life and it gets caught in the flesh of the first nigger and you can't pull it out in time and you are surrounded and beaten dead.
If one weapon, The Degreaser from TF2
If multiple, (like a load out) That, the flare gun, and the power jack.
Yeah I'm set.
Machete from Postal 2. I think I'm good
A rapid fire poison bolt gun, thanks twitch.
>>694325418
A fuckton of money. AdVentureCapatilisum or someshit like that. I can't spell or feel like looking it up.
Probably very tho if the money all falls on them at once then I may walk away with my ass in tact.
>>694329051
Actually, pretty sure I used the Phlogistinator. Even more set, disintegrate a few niggers, and then crit the rest
>>694325418
eridani from planetside 2 at least i get to pew before getting raped
get fucked, tyrone
>>694325418
Silver sword, The Witcher 3
>>694325418
Brock Lesnar?
Shit, I'm good.
I have a single bomb...
Fuck
Winston's lightning gun. Don't tase me bro!
>>694325418
Hearts of Iron IV, the entire Italian armed forces.
This frightful fucker
>>694325418
even this low level pledge of caldeum will fuck niggers up into tard chewable pieces
>> Long a symbol of an open and free society, this weapon has come to represent the tyranny and corruption that have befallen the great city.
oddly appropriate
Thanks fuck i bought a negev on the last round of my csgo match
>>694329497
Winston sucks dick bro
Keyblade
Kill the darkness
I win
>pic related
>>694325418
If we count bors olayinf for me, then 10 lasers shooting at least 1.1k every second. If we use better ammo, then we shoot 5k.
If bots don't count, then I have a tank equiped with a turret that steals the enemy's hp. I get strong on nigger steroids and they die at the same tme.
First game is darkorbit. 2nd one is tankionline.
Browser games are best. Prove me wrong.
The sword from assassins creed 3
Whatcha gonna do now FUCKBOY?
>>694325418
White racoon suit
My own tears. Fuck
>>694325418
will this do?
I'm fine.
A ducking sword from Skyrim
>>694329364
Omfg
Last thing I used as a weapon in a videogame was a dinosaur. I win.
Shield projecting particlecannon fron overwatch more thy try to hit more stronger beam and grenades i get
The Portal gun
>>694325418
A lamppost... Bring it on !
>>694327024
The Vampire Killer will get you outa there.
>>694325418
fire flower from mario about to roast some niggers
topkek let them come bf2 f15
>>694328322
>L4D2
My nigga
>>694327969
I'll do you one better
>>694325418
Bavarium rocket launcher
>>694325418
Does a Captain Falcon count?
>>694325418
A six shot revolver
IJN Ise, i'm good.
>>694329656
Accurate representation of what that would look like. make a movie anon.
>>694325418
A Rocket from KSP
>>694329633
Have fun getting raped.
>>694325418
Deadric sword with stamina absorb
>>694325418
Flare gun. Might as well spread my butt cheeks and lube my boi pussy with spit so that the chimps have a little bit of mercy on me.
>>694325418
translucent rainbow automatic shotgun and translucent rainbow katana (L4D2)
>>694325418
Saw's machinegun from Vainglory, i'm about to fuck dem up
>>694329825
t. sub-50 shitter
Last weapon I had equipped in a video game was an ax. Inventory had a few axes, spears, bow and arrows and a bunch of explosives. I'm okay.
>>694325418
Wrist blades from assassin's creed
RIP AND TEAR
>>694330621
No so you might as well be ready to take some dick in your mouth as well so that it ends faster.
Literally no worries
>>694325418
I have the rifle from Oregon Trail.
I am fucked.
>>694330355
...inside you ass. Bend over bitch!
>>694325418
Cabot's railgun from Evolve Stage 2
High RoF and infinite ammo
Futuristic p90
I have only my tears to defend myself with.
Well this wouldnt be the first time :-(
>>694325418
I've got a lever-action shotgun at full condition from Fallout New Vegas. It'll be tough, but I can take them.
A regiment of caroleans. I think I'll be fine. (Civilization V)
>>694329345
Are you me?
F6f-3 hellcat. I mean I ain't even worried
who says I want to fight back? :)
I have a panzer III, so they are fucked.
>>694331049
Easy, i'll just stick to his moveset. No dicks for me.
Supreme commander forged alliance. I have an army of low polygon robots and artillery.
>>694327231
Lol just hit some niggers with your car
So I have the 7,5 cm KwK 40.
And since damn cannon weighs 750 kgs by itself I'm most likely fucked.
Unless the whole tank counts in which case the niggers will get fucked by 25 tonnes of Krupp steel.
>>694330945
Unless you know how to counter in real life get ready for these nig nogs to ASSassinate your ass.
Codfag here, last weapon I used was the wind staff from Origins, Black ops 2. These niggs are goners.
no worries
I just played Mount your friends....
Keyblade.
I will fuck damn nignogs with Disney magic and blade mastery bitch.
Great Sword. I'm fucked bros.
Micro SMG. I'll blast on them niggers.
>>694325418
MX Garand, that case weapon from Black Ops 3. I guess I'll be able to shoot 12 nigs before I have to reload and get fucked.
>Dual power stanced greatswords in NG+++
Fite me.
>>694328055
I have a frying pan
Toxic Blowpipe. Assuming this counts as PvM and not PvP, I should be good
>>694331728
>codfag
>wind staff
I'm so glad I quit after CoD4.
Silenced assault rifle and silenced pistol (payday 2)
Yeah I'm good probably
>>694325418
pretty fucked me and the niggers are dead mini nuke motherfucker
I get a Matilda II, so am I fucked or am I good?
Magitek Armor.
I think those niggers are finished.
>>694325418
Barret .50 Cal with variable zoom scope.
I won't post a pic, since I don't want to be put on a list.
Paratrooper unit from civ 5
I guess I'll be alright
I'll be just fine thanks
30MM gg ez win
>>694325418
ak47. no problem for me
Fully upgraded super shotgun from doom. No negros in my booty hole today I'm afraid.
Gauss Rifle from Fallout 4, I'm good
>>694325418
>It's a Fat Man from Fallout
Looks like I'm getting 72 virgins instead of 100 niggers
>>694332096
It's from Zombies, which always had weird weapons. You seriously didn't think COD multiplayer was people Avataring each other with windstaves?
I just nuked Megaton
>>694325418
Winchester Repeater from Read Dead Redemption.
Or, if we count mobile games, pokeballs I guess. But what am I going to do with 100 negro pokemons?
>Dikoted katana
>Adept character
>Shadowrun Returns: Dragonball
No problem.
>>694332364
you'll kill like one and by the time you've reloaded your anus will be a parking garage
>>694330703
100 nogs die in fight for boipussy
Frying pan
dota 2, disruptor, storm hammer, ez, gg
>>694332364
>have to charge up each shot
>low magazine capacity
Yeah, nah.
F2000
>>694325418
a fucking bow that is shit im done
storm bow. Black ops 3. Get ready for 70 rounds of camping
>>694325418
I reckon I'd be fine as it was a 59 Patton
>>694325418
Oh shit nigger, I got a Uzi
>>694325418
It was just my turn in Saxton Hale, they'll break their dicks on my rock hard anus.
Dota 2, Shivas guard, guess I'm cool?
I played undying so he ain't got any weapons
Big Boy nuke. Fry niggas!! FRY!!
>>694332470
Sell them in Mauritania, which has the highest proportion of slavery to population in the world.
Also, underbarrel M320. Not today, niggers
>>694325418
My 480 CP Jolteon in Pokemon GO. Not bad.
AK74M
>>694332616
Get shanked catter.
fml
Ratchet and Clanks bomb glove. Okay. This will work.
My weapon is a pokeball containing a level 69 Gigalith. Let em come.
>>694332972
nigger type is super effective on electric. You're fucked, buddy.
>>694333096
Forgot pic, who's getting raped now?
>>694333101
Nigger type is effective against Social Fabric type, retard. Read the guide.
>>694325418
Quake II Super Shotgun
Im fine a bunch of niggers cant be as tough as the Strogg
A pokéball
>>694325418
Fallout 3 Hunting Rifle
>>694333296
If you're lucky you might just catch a Giganigga and make it fight off its brethren.
>>694325418
Way of the Samurai 4, Honor Kill Big Shot x3 500dmg katana. Now nignogs don't have firearms because civilians can't get hands on those where I live, but I also won't find much use to katana so yeah, I'm getting raped. Then the news spread about ~100 people of black ethnicity suddenly materializing in a country that never had blacks and killing poor white boy and they get ass raped by locals.
BFG 9000
>>694326267
Dex? You're a fukin casul
Zamorakian hasta , oh boy
>>694325418
take this niggas
>>694330703
thats league of legends...
Should be good if ammo management
a rocket launcher
>>694325418
The Sword of Aeons, i think i'm going to be fine
>>694325418
Ump-45
I'll be just fine.
>>694325418
My weapon from bloodborne can't remember name though
>>694326267
i bet you wish you were cool like me and hit l2 20 times with my cestus so i can get clutch hornet ring ripostes, or played reactive with a carthus curved sword
>>694326566
Also nice dubs m80
>>694332299
Can you fly it in real life tho
A giant fuckn harp. Cool.
I was playing Rebel Galaxy cruising in a Sorcerer. I think I'll be fine. Not sure how they cornered me in space though.
>>694329240
fag
>roman vs niggers
let the dead come as sons of mars we are
>>694325418
BFG 9000 from Doom, yeah I'm good
a Lure
>>694325418
Fuckin' A.
>>694325418
Hmm. The Physgun. Not bad! I could probably move the niggers and get out!
>>694325418
handgun that shoots slowly in 7 days to die, great, better then the uron reinforced club i guess, if i get double kills im still fucked
>>694325418
abyssal whip from 2007scape. How fitting that I can whip the niggers
>>694325418
Pudge from DotA 2... Rot skill
drum fed thompson SMG with forward grip. A good sweep in the first line should spook the spooks.
Some bullshit overpowered version of chilrend cheatingly upgraded because of fortify restoration enchantment created fortify smithing potions. I'll be okay.
>>694334352
i can still 9/11 them
>>694332128
id rather the matilda than this piece of shit
>>694329309
P90 from mw3 they will cower in fear
>>694334609
>100 niggers standoff against 100 nerds who flocked to the lure
i think the niggers would probably win but not if the pokemon players filmed it and put it on social media- even more negative media towards riotous blacks means the blacks lose in the long run
...or somehting like that
Neural Disruptor from Invisible. Inc.
Yeah, I'm pretty much fucked.
Double barrel shotgun with 2 shot legendary modifier from fallout 4, hell yeah
>>694325418
I only need one shot to kill them all.
Junkrats noobtube? I think ill be just fine
>>694325418
>Flaming sword
Niggers fear fire, so I wouldn't even have to fight.
>>694325418
Well I would attack first with bombs and rockets, destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, mowing them down with machine guns. And then, of course, releasing the vultures.
I'll be okay.
>>694335146
fallout 4 is a bad game you are not allowed to like it
lvl 100 rayquaza come at me niggas
>>694325418
Mantis from Halo 5
>>694335478
>shit tier game for niggers
Please kill yourself, newfag.
>>694325418
I was playing stick of truth and the weapon was push dagger which is really a hand sized shovel
They are gonna get bloody
>>694325418
I am fine
>>694326627
Homosexual of the African origin
>>694325418
Fucking Attack helicopter with a mini gun
>>694332139
unless they are athletic(only way they get into college) and jump up into the cockpit with you and beat you down
>>694325418
I have a god.
ty smite
>>694325418
military assault rifle i think i will be good
>>694325418
Rocket/Mini gun char from Saints Row Gat out of hell
>>694336004
gay show for gay idiots
ALSO NOT A VIDEO GAME STUPID UGH
>>694325418
My Black Wing/Harpy deck from Millennium duels. I have a mirror force so I'm good.
>>694325418
I will always thank my little cousin for letting me use his 3DS
Ryus final smash in ssb4
ah fuck ah shit
Late game in Civ BE
Decently sized army
tanks that can fly
also assorted space lasers
Ill be alright
Water gun all dem niggers down.
>>694337359
everyone knows they're afraid of water. good on you, anon
a job application
I have an army of 1500 Gondorian heavy infantry... am I fucked /b/
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