Why didn't you join the Corps like a man? Fucking squid.

>>694317722
I was going to but my dad is ex navy and he told me all of his sea stories about fucking bitches in every port so that kinda made me join the navy instead. I'm on an amphib so when we deployed, we had 2,000 marines onboard. I saw their lifestyle and the corps is a bunch of in closet faggots who can't do shit except shoot guns and kick rocks.

>>694317391
do you have a bullet in the barrel?

>>694318086
Naw. It's in condition 3.

>>694317391
What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you on watch?

>>694318056
>was going to

Heard the story a million times blueside.
When shit hits the fan you hide behind us lmaooooooo

>>694317391
Thank you for your service.

>>694317391
Militaryfag

>>694318086
bullets don't stay in the barrel long unless there is a severe problem like a squib.

protip:

you should ask if there is a round chambered to not sound like a tard

>>694318270
Not OP but one time had to escort an LT to his housing while he assured me Mutiple times he's not gay, but wouldn't mind sucking cock. Never saw him again, but damn he smelled of pure scotch

This is your local CTN1 telling you to quit being a faggot and get back to watch.. MA's... Psh. Newfag

>>694318270
We were in Bahrain and they had a portable xray machine for backpacks and the local police would operate it. The dude collapsed and went into shock. I was the only person who ran to give the dude first aid until medical arrived. Didn't get anything for it, not even a fucking pat on the back.

>>694318056
Although I will say out if all the other branches I probably like the Navy the best

welfare queens

>>694317391
get the fuck off 4chan master at arms faggot

>>694318541
I'm not an MA you fucking cuck

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>>694317391
Do you have choice of attachments? How much extra ammo? 30 round mags only? Is 'colt' the manufacture? How would you rate the quality? Do you have experience with civvy guns? FA or semi only?

annual salary ? Or intern?

MA... Faggot... Same same

>>694318370
for wasting our tax dollars while browsing 4chan when hes supposed to be saving lives and being on guard?

>idiot

>>694318482
thanks, i will remember, still learning your tard language in school

>>694317391
Are you beefy? Can you show us your deliciously ripped arms, abs or legs?

So was your dad's advice truth?

>>694318838
These guns suck. Colt makes our M4s and M16s. Beretta makes our M9s. We don't use attachments

>>694318838
Sorry if these seem like nobody questions, never really looked into navy issued weapons.

>>694318888
You've never served have you? It's 99% doing nothing and 1% wondering wtf those commercials were talking about. I can confirm after 4 years in the Corps with the saltiest of fuckers I never once stabbed a dragon with an NCO sword.

>>694319053
this guy ios making real questions

>>694319124
>Nobody
Noobish*

Fuck this board moves too fast.

>>694318865
Yessir

>>694319053
Hell yes hahaha

>>694319331
Hahahahaha no fuckin way. Cokebluntz here /b/ro.

>>694317391
KYS

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>>694317391
Your most likely death scenario.

explosion, fire or drowning?

>>694319331
>>694319439
Yall know eachother?

>>694317391

Shouldn't you be watching something?

>>694319555
Fire and explosion. One of our harriers caught on fire with live cluster bombs attached on the flight deck.

>>694319601
Yeah hahahahaha

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>>694319550
Small fuckin internet m8. Stay safe out there fool.

>>694319675
Yeah but I'm a shitbag and couldn't care less

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>>694319841
Same to you fam

>>694318235
Hey shipmate what's your rate?
What command are you at?

>>694320732
LS.
I'm not gonna disclose my ship. Sorry m8

>>694320877
I was a gunners mate on the cowpens. That vest looks oddly familiar

>>694320966
Every command uses these shitty ass vests

>>694321042
Judging by the wheat her your probably in San Diego. And no-one would be stupid enough to take a picture on the ship hence the background. You must be on some kind of yard. Let me check which ships are in the yard right now

>>694321282
Go ahead sherlock holmes

>>694317391
Post dick or GTFO

>>694321760
Gimme a minute b0ss

You on the Truman?

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>>694321760
Here ya go

>>694322100
Nope

>>694318308
The Marines are part of the Navy fagboi, why else would they call it marine? Lmfao suck some more nigger cock jarhead

>>694318625
That's crazy man when where you in bahrain?

>>694322387
November and march

>>694322110
OP delivered. Wow. I didn't see that coming. Nice. You have more than just my respect for your service now...

>>694322100
Probably west coast. Whatever ship just went underway, maybe?

>>694317391
I trust we can rely on your support in the upcoming race war?

>>694322500
Nvm. Couldn't have been West coast. OP is a God for delivering in this thread so far and answering all questions.

10/10 thread. America appreciates you.

>>694322110
10/10 would suck it and then sit on it for America

>>694318627
>Other branches

>>694322716
I'll always do my best to please the people lol

Boxer, essex?

>>694323192
Close but no cigar

>>694323403
Makin Island?

>>694323582
Nope

>>694322716
>>694323167
You forgot one, OP
>>694319032

>>694323933
Oh shit my bad lol
Naw I'm pretty skinny but cut. I'm 5'11 and weigh 160

New sailor here
How long was your deployment
When did you come back?

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>>694323933
Only pic of my body mane

>>694324216
7 months. Got back in May of this year.

>>694324262
P-good body, tbh. Like 9/10 really. Can't judge without face, but I don't expect you to post face here. Willing to bet a solid 9.9/10 or 10/10 though.

>>694324505
Yeah I'm not gonna post face. But I look like your typical scandinavian

>>694318625
Its your job Faggot

>>694324893
Are you from a Nordic land? Kanske är du svensk eller norsk?

>>694324912
People get medals for "doing their job" all the time. You fucking twat.

>>694325022
It's just my heritage. My family has been in the states since the colonies.

>>694325116
Wisconsin then? Lol.

Go condition 1 plz

>>694325220
What??

>>694318841
>intern
>military
WHAT?

By the way, the pay is not impressive. You make absolute shit wages as an NCO. You don't touch anything decent until at least E6-E7.

>>694325310
There's people around me. Sorry b0ss.

>>694325038
It shouldn't be your priority dumb shit. Do your job. Expect shit to come from it. Then come back and beat your wife you wanna be hero dipshit

>>694325466
Yeah cause I'm going to take your advice. Go fuck yourself brah

>>694325320
A lucky guess. Wisconsin has the highest density of Scandinavian immigrants in the US.

>>694325601
Good thing i can

>>694325674
Oh you were asking where I'm from. Naw I'm from South Carolina but my father is from Minnesota.

>>694325802
Sweetness. Don't come to Ohio if you can avoid it. There's fuck all to do here. Been trying to leave my whole life. Lol.

>>694326359
Naw I would never live in the northern states. Too damn cold.

>>694318056
>was going to
>bunch of closet fags

We are actually very open with our homosexuality

>>694326490
Yeah. Moving to some place down south once I finish my masters degree. Too poor right now. I want a big ass plantation house with 20 bedrooms and maybe a couple acres of weed if it becomes legal. (Or maybe even if it doesn't, amirite?)

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>>694324262
>Dat bod
>Dat dick
I...I think I'm in love, anon. 9.9/10 would definitely get banged by you. Good job.

>>694318086
>bullet in the barrel
It's round in chamber peanut.

>>694326999
Good luck man. They're expensive as fuck. Nice trips btw

>>694322265
Men's Dept of the Navy

>>694327061
Thanks man. Really appreciate the compliment. I got dem low self esteem probz so just know you made my day

>>694317391
How does it feel knowing that Isis was created by american govt and they make you fight and kill each other so that america seems like the good guys?

>>694328112
I don't really give a shit. This is just a job for me.

>>694328258
Good. We need more like you.

>>694327359
Hey, no probs man, it's the truth.

>But I look like your typical scandinavian.
Feel proud to be a solid gold 100/10 dude in my book. Don't let anyone make you feel otherwise.

>>694328258
But keep in mind if you just want a job there are higher paying options that still have the nice benefits of navy life.

>>694318838
Just some old ass rifle w/o shit on it from their armory. He don't need fancy shit. Just some squid mp I'm guessing standin watch probably at a gate maybe.

>>694325466
Your a faggot, that kid achieved more in the past year then you will in the next 10.

>>694318625
Typical at times in the military. Its sort of fucked up.


Why does Navy call each other by their position/job? I always found that weird.

>>694328537
Lol where?

There is no where you are going to just step in with no training or experience in the civilian world and have the salary/benefits of the military.

>>694328112
ISIS was created to topple Assad, who was working on allying with Iran.

Like the taliban were created to topple the soviet government, ISIS got out of control, and the US pounced as soon as it was in their interest. Keeping a presence there under the guise of fighting terrorism is just a show of power to Iran, who are the only real threat in the Middle East.

The war profits are just a nice bonus for Washington.

>>694328537
I'm only 20. This is my first job. I enlisted when I was 17. But I get out in 2018 and I'm going to University for free so hopefully with a bachelor's I'll have a nice paying job.

>>694327160
Aww, thanks, navybro. You're actually a pretty cool guy. My friend aboard the Truman is a dick since he joined. All he cares about is banging milfs and cougars.

But you're a genuine nice guy with great body and cock. I'm sure you'll find lasting love with someone very lucky. And probably be pretty successful after your Navy service too.

Normally /b/ AMAs are shills, shitposts or copy pasta, so it's refreshing to see someone who puts up with the trolls and just goes with it, and still manages to come off as a cool bro. I'd totes chill with you sometime.

Are you a longtime lurker or a newfag? Not that it matters. You seem to know the general vibe pretty well.

>>694328712
I'm assuming it's because it's disrespectful to call someone "Petty officer."

>>694328897
Keep in mind Post 911 Bill is 36 months. Start going to school now, everyone i have ever seen says yeah im going to school and they never sign up.

>>694329036
How would it be thats their rank?

Petty Officer Miller?

Explain how that is disrespectful.

>>694317391
Thank you for your service anon

>>694328897
Yo why did you enlist? Just to see the world or what?

Ever see combat?

Ever consider joining the "security contractors" in the Middle East and did you ever come into contact with them?

>>694328901
Thanks man. That means a lot. I've been on 4chan since I was 14 which was 6 years ago. I have bad luck with women. I get pussy easily but I'd rather have an actual relationship. My wife cheated on me when I was in Aqaba, Jordan with some faggot who lives in Florida. I'm still married cause I need the money but idk I just have bad luck with picking shitty girlfriends.

>>694329456
Military women and militahry wives are such whores. Think of he ratio of men to women.

I can speak from experience.

what the fuck shit bird? Why isn't your head on a swivel?!?! What are you doing with your cell phone in your dick skinner on watch?

>>694328868
I made a nice living for about 18 months working for a security firm that mainly worked with shipping by sea. Damn near 190k American and I got a week every month off. All I ever did was stand where consultants told me to stand. I did my 4 years in the service and no further education beyond the tech school I was required to do for my logistics position in the air force.

>>694329186
It's just offensive. Like, you call someone petty officer if you're trying to be a smart ass

>>694329424
I joined for boats n hoes.

I saw a shit ton of isis propaganda when I was in bahrain. But I haven't seen combat.

>>694329913
Yeah but you have the military on your resume.

Also logistics what exactly do you mean?

>>694330019
Wut

Good Morning Mr. President..

You seamen do some shit oddly.

>>694329913
OP here, logistics is my job lol

>>694317391

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>694330144
Logistics in a nutshell is how things get from place to place in the military. Guns, food, supplies, information, whatever. My position was a warehouse job. No combat. The benefit was all the soldiers trying to smuggle shit back home had to give me a cut if they wanted it to get through. Heroin and Russian ak47s were big when I was out there.

>>694318482
>you should ask if there is a round chambered to not sound like a tard
considering the open bolt, would sound even more retarded because it would imply he should know better

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Ask a navy seal anything

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>>694318625
Army fag here. We hooked up communications at Ft Juffar because you fags didn't know what you were doing. Stupid navy cucks. You fags are probably going to vote Hillary.

>>694330270
Like I was saying if you just want a better job they are out there I was a warehouse jockey and was still able to use military xp to get in a much better place.

>>694331092
Hey while you are at it don't forget to set up the air-conditioning in the air force bunks. You know we leave all the bitch work to you grunts.

>>694331092
Good for you man. You're going far in life.

>>694317391
What is that round buttonlike thing facing backwards from the left side of the weapon in the pic ? To push round in champer after reload ? I have always been wondering but never cared to check.

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>>694331607
Coward assist you dump faggot

>>694331768
Foward

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>>694331410
Fuck the air force. We fly commercial

>>694332144
Yeah we hate mopping up the drool. They have easy to understand signs in the airport you goons get lost so easy.

>>694331768
I might be a newfag but i have no idea what you mean

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>>694332444
Checked. I'm sure Waffle House will have a opening for floor mopper when you get out.

Air force Depper here. Dont know much besides the fact the army is the biggest blob of fags on this side of the earth

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>>694322972
>>694327061

Are there really that many faggots on b?

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>>694333200
Helps chamber a round if it doesn't chamber all the way Eurofag.

>>694331768
Nvm i googled it.

Never heard of one since we didint have that stuff at the finnish border. Our guns are of simplier design and thus more foolproof. Finnish rk62 is basically an ak47 update

>>694319108
Unless you're using really old junk, you're wrong. FNH USA has the contracts for:
>M4 / M4A1 upgrade kits
>M16A4 (and M16A2 since the 90s)
>M249 SAW
>M240B 7.62x51 NATO
>M2 .50 CAL

>>694333727
Already out and waffle house doesn't pay their floor moppers 30+ an hour so their is no point leaving my bomb ass iron worker spot

>>694334240
Yep thanks. I wonder what was the reason to seperate this from the bolt handle. Wikipedia didnt give me any actions or reasons my experience wouldnt have showed to be possible to do with the bolt handle

>>694317391 (OP)

As a 17 year old who is thinking about joining the military, can you gimme some advice on how to start?

>>694335005
Don't do it. Unless you have no other option. Go Navy or Air force. Find your local recruiter and chat with them. Try to go to college first then go officer.

>>694335005
Not op but i think these woulds do good

1. Research about it from internebs. Ask ppl who were there
2 get in shape
3 send the application
4 get a vision of your future after service so you can try to steer ur military career to support it

>>694318487
Why didn't you help him realize his dream of sucking a cock while not being gay?

Selfish fuck.

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>>694335005
Call a recruiter. Take the ASVAB. Cardio. Running.

Don't busy your mind with politics, otherwise, you're going to be fucking miserable.

>>694317391
how does it feel to kill and rape ppl?

Are you on the Roosevelt?

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>>694336357
Feels great man

>>694336550
Nope

do you think only stupid obvidient dogs get in to the army,? and why? you have not any other skill than being a faggot and kill ppl for living? does killing ppl make you feel powerful?

>>694336610
>filthy frank meme

tell daddy to not rape you while he is wearing the uniform, you are already a fucked up crazy person.

how do you sleep at night?

>>694336790
Melatonin is magical

>>694317391
Whats it feel like breaking UCMJ?

>>694318056
I am a Marine Corps poolee, I leave on September 19th for basic, and I am so fucking excited.
I personally feel that the Marines are the most elite force in the U.S.
The Navy is cool as dicks, too though.
All future sailors I have met are cool guys, props to you OP.
>BTW I made an 81 on the ASVAB, and my mos is Military Police.
>81 for fucking nothing.

>>694337859
Everyone breaks at least 2 articles a day you dumb cunt

>>694326983
Lel

>>694317391
hey op got a question

I've considered joining the military after college to get specialized. But I do a fuck ton of drugs. Im not addicted I just do psychedelics (acid mdma etc)
is it common to find military people who do drugs? Is the punishment if I get caught even worse because Im military?

>>694338617
Bro I take acid weekly. I did a urinalysis while on acid and came back clean. You just have to be smart with other drugs like pills, pot, or coke.

>>694334546
>2016
>Not knowing M249 / M249 Bravo are obsolete in the Navy and the Marine Corps.
Full sized M240's now, bruh.

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>>694318308
"us"

>>694318056
Squid, get the fuck off your fucking phone. You are on watch shithead, at least act like it. Good thing you aren't a Marine.

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>>694318270
Air Force here. In Qatar I went in this site to check on my OCNs and this big Nepali motherfucker was railing out this tiny ass Filipino fuckboy I suspected was gay.

Wasn't even shocked, it's common over here but I never witnessed it

>>694317391
If shit hit the fan, do you think the military would generally side with the people, or the government?

Could you and your boys kill police/swat?

Generally, what would happen?

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>>694338025
You are literally going to want to die by then and you'll be genuinely embarrassed at how moto you are now two years from now

Raiding club penguin, get in here boi!

https://discord.gg/VZDXP

>>694339498
Well, we work for the federal government sooooo we will side with the government. Don't know what happen though, don't care either way

>>694327306
God damn it devil. Got it before I did...

>>694339498
In the current state of affairs since Hillary is guaranteed presidency, probably the people. Active duty people genuinely hate what the higher ups have been doing lately and people are pouring out, even lifers.

We wouldn't go against fellow Americans.

>>694338025
OH SHIT! I've got the same ship date! Are you going to MCRD Parris Island too?

>>694318308
Are you in the marines then??

>>694318308
You must be in the marines since you say things like that

>>694318487
My former lt was a fag. We found his craigslist personals ad looking to get some dick. I wish I had showed our commander or something.

>>694318308
It doesn't matter bc before the marines army or navy get there the USAF has already cleared the ground with A10s lmao my face when marines say the first there last to leave. Who do you think secures the area before you get there..... Well I'll tell you pjs and tacp

We used to call up to the next ship down the piers quarterdeck watch and ask for seaman stains just so we could hear them call him over the 1mc, always good for a laugh...

>>694339498
Do you think people in the military aren't human or something? They are the people dumbass. They have family and friends here just like we do. Why would they go against their own family and friends?

>>694317391
is that battle scarred or field tested

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>>694341140
Serious? Only time we fire our rifles is during a gun shoot.

>>694341157
>Seaman Stains to the quarterdeck, Seaman st...
>Belay my last

>>694317391
you have a sexy neck

>>694335372
Officer here. Do not go enlisted if you can help it at all. Put in the legwork and get your degree and go officer.

That said, don't be shitty to the enlisted folks. They work their asses off and deserve a lot more respect than most get (at least in my area, Naval Aviation.)>>694339406
Navy LT here. Authorized to continue to deliver righteously in this thread, shipmate.

Carry on.

>>694341330
Got the Blue Ridge and the Belleau Wood at least once each, on-going prank war within the battle group tnat lasted over a year.

>>694334281
The AR-15 doesn't have a reciprocating charging handle. This means that if the bolt doesn't go into battery, you need to use the forward assist.

On an AK-47, you can just push the charging handle home. Of course, you can also snag it on anything, and cause all kinds of "unreliable" things to happen.

>>694317391
what type of radio do you use?

>>694341650
Fucking officer can't even post right.

Get fucked, sir.

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>>694341650
OP here, there's no fucking way you're an officer. If so what route did you take for your commission? Also, if possible, prove some way that you are in fact an officer.

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>>694317391
how bored is bored "as fuck on watch"? Can people actually fuck on a watch?

>>694341851
Motorola

I'm an AT.

>>694341998
What is context?

>>694341998
When I did force protection, you sat in a fucking shack for 12 hours and watched brown people work for six months

You couldn't even draw dicks or fuck with people because the sites were so isolated. That bored.

>>694341998
It's pretty boring. I beat off every chance I get when I'm on watch.

>>694341959
ROTC commission in 2008. I finish my ADSO in January and signed a new six year contract a couple months ago.

I flew home yesterday off the Truman. Missed you faggots while I was on cruise.

>>694342221
My watch station was the throttleboard and then pressure readings every hour in shaft alley. Just enough activity to stay awake if there were no repairs to make. DC, Mike 2, all conditions normal...

>>694342438
Ok. I believe you, sir. You know anyone on any LHD's?

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>>694342744
One of my classmates was a SWO, did a five and dive. She was on the Bonhomme Richard. Gorgeous party animal of a girl...

Hah, sir'd me on 4chan. Toppest of keks.

>>694343025
OP here. I don't have a pen or marker. But tell me to do something and take a picture and I'll do it.

>>694343128
Hahaha I had to do it for the irony lol I'm not on the bone me hard Richard sadly

Out of curiosity is it legal to post on 4chan and talk and give out details when youb're on watch

>>694329456

you're 20 and you have a military wife?
are the benefits really that much better than just being single?

>>694317391
Soft cock pls :3 loving suck military guys

>>694343867
On my watch station, yes it's fine.

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>>694343198
Oh, exploitable.

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>>694338888
>witnessed

>>694319149
Just rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smelled like four days of piss and ball sweat, right?

>>694343903
I married her so I could afford to move her out of her mom's house cause her mom's a bitch. But in the end, definitely not worth it.

>>694317391
My LT seems to think that everyone in the Navy is gay as shit. But he's boot AF, so tell me how many faggots are there really

>>694344064
Don't have a pic of it soft. Sorry, otherwise I would definitely deliver.

WHAT ARE YOUR GENERAL ORDERS OF A SENTRY YOU SHIT BAG

>>694344963
Can't remember b0ss

>>694344767
Hole then? :3

>>694345054
I don't have any pics of my ass man lol I'm not into that hahaha

>>694317391
>>>694344963
Jk keep skating you glorious bastard.

Tfw you will never get to lick ops cock or butthole ;_;

>>694346040
A/S/L

>>694317391
is that all the facial hair you can grow?

>>694346283
I have a baby face bruh

>>694318888
Quads of truth

>>694346181
Why even ask that I'm fag so I have no chance :/

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>>694317391
Can you check these for me please. I need an expert opinion.

>>694346997
Boredom

>>694322110
>>694324262
Just fapped to those and put them in my fap folder thanks op :p

>>694347243
Meh I'd rather not get more attached to something I can't have :c

>>694347388
You're welcome m8

>>694347557
Are you in the east or west coast?

>>694317391
If one of your closeted navybros asked to suck your dick would you let them?

>>694347963
Naw, I couldn't. It'd be weird cause I see them everyday.

pic of you flipping of a mid

>>694347680
West coast, fuck you op I didn't want to grow more attached to you but dat body and cock I can't help myself :c

>>694348209
A midshipman?

>>694348308
I'm not on the west coast. Sorry bro :c

>>694348463
yes

>>694348308
You are one cringy autistic faggot

>>694317391
>squid that hasn't even seen wog day detected
Back to the pond pussy.

>>694348694
There's no midshipman onboard

>>694348750
unfortunate

>>694348732
I'm a POG and I'm fucking proud of it.

>>694348557
Not that it makes difference anyway if I were near you since you already made it clear you wouldn't do anything with a guy :/

>>694319550
Rule34 of this now

>>694348950
Prove it.

>>694348709
Summerfag detected