8 years ago, at the same time my wife announced to me she was pregnant.

>>694309723
Yesterday - gave a massage and made it escalate from there. Good stuff

A little over a year ago

kill me

>>694309723

November last year... Fucking sucks

I've never had sex. I'm too pure for that nonsense.

March 7th.

My gf dumped me later that week.

Fuck I need to get laid

This morning

>>694309988
The year mark sucks. Hope you have improved yourself in that year or you are in for another.

In my mid 20s I went 18 months and 17 days one time. Never again. When I get to about 8 months I start hitting the bars looking for a slam pig. Gotta get the cobwebs out

from 8 o clock this morning to 2 o clock this afternoon

2 years ago, my new gf is asexual and I wanna kill myself everyday a little bit more

1998

>>694309723
yesterday, just got a new 19 year old fuckbuddy

>>694309723
January. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.

It was with a whore too.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

2 weeks ago

>>694309723
2011

2003 and I'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free

About 8pm.

8 years. was 16 and had a gf back then.
make it 4 months if you count my one-off hooker experience

>>694309723
2 years when me and my gf split I'm 28

>>694310518
why doesn't she make an effort for you, doesn't she love you?

I understand that she does not feel the need to have sex, but you do.

>>694310518
How do you know someone is your gf if you don't fuck? Like a chick is just my friend until we have sex and even then they aren't my gf yet.

I think you are getting played. She is fucking someone else maybe??

Creampied my girl earlier

>>694309723
Does birth count?

>>694310881
Well done. My fav is to pull out and bow a load on her then put it back in. Used to be able to pop again but I am getting old.

>>694310518
Thats 99% a lie but either way get the fuck out of there buddy and thank me later.

>>694310682
What's wrong you just ugly or handicapped or what?

>>694310881
Same, in the ass

Last April, cute girl from Intro to Ed. class. Took her home and fucked her skinny ass on my shitty twin bed. It was an overall embarassing experience because the house looked and continues to look like a meth lab

>>694310519
fuck... My first time was in 98...

Never

>>694309723
First of may this year. Couldn't be arsed to go out at the moment.

>>694309723
4 years ago with a prostitute.

A few days ago. I got fucked hard :)

>>694309723
Last night with my wife.
Drilled her bald cunt and unloaded on her cute little feet. Was so fucking cash.

>>694310518
Asexual lmao ur a fag

a week and a half ago. :'(

supposed to have had sex two days ago but my stomach felt funny and I was gassy so I didn't bother.

>>694310518
Is she fine with you dicking other chicks? I mean, she can't really expect you to not have sex for all eternity.

Last night.

>>694310518
She jsut tells you she is asexuel so you won't get mad when she takes the D from om thug niggers.

This morning

>tfw girlfriend who demands sex 2+ times a day

its a good feel bros

>>694309723
week ago slampig just for fun

>>694309723
over a year.. feelsbadman

i'm a wizard

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>>694309723

never.

I'm asex and my fetish is "never having sex"

9 days ago

>>694309723
never (25 y)

Never

yesterday, kind of

I just got a blowjob because that's all I wanted

>>694309723
A week ago. Me and my girl went to my dorm after a concert. Fucked under the shower, then went to bed together

>>694309723
White guys on /b dont have sex. Lol

>>694309723
Let's see, today's Tuesday, 12 of July 2016. Hmm.. Let's see go back this many days...uhhhh carry the 1.. oh right, it was never.

Why do you care about my sex life? Fuck off!

>>694312390
Kek same here man. I got a handjob and fingered a girl but that's as far as I've gotten

>>694309723
Couple hours ago. Having a gf is great in thay i can fuck her just about anytime i want. Fucking the same girl over and over can get boring.

>>694312698
Your grasp of the obvious is legendary.

>>694309723
Fucking fuck I just came to this

Never

>>694309723

Over 4 months ago. I have a gf but she never wants to or is away.

No, I'm not happy. Yes, I'm probably being cheated on.

Early june. Dont remember the date.

>>694309723
2 weeks ago, i fucked her so hard my knees were red and angry, now they're peeling.

her about 2 months ago

Two days ago. We had doggy style, both imagining someone else, super efficient, married for 20 years sex.

>>694311719
>tfw knowing you won't be balling much after a couple years

2013

Last night. Had her sit on my face then on my cock until I was ready to cum. Then had her suck me off until I came in her mouth.

>>694313281
You don't fuck people with your knees anon, stop being silly.

>>694309723

early may can't remember an exact date, i don't care enough about sex to remember

however, i ll let you in on a secret.. it doesn't fucking matter when for as long as you have enough money one can always find a really hot escort who ll give you the whole gf experience without ever having to deal with any of her whore problems.

i don't know why people are so into realtionships with GF/ wife... women nowadays are not relationship material anymore, all my ex gf's including ex wife had this extremely exaberated view of who they are and what they are supposedly entitled to and if just one thing doesn t work the way they want it to it s the males fault

Conclusion: Get a proper paying job and spend 500-1k$ on a proper hooker every other month!!

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this morning

>>694309723
February

>>694313326
More?

>>694312913
Correction. I just finished having sex.

Married, lying with her now. She is sleep as usual.

It's been 16 days.

Valentines day, exgf broke up with me 2 weeks after that

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Last Friday. 4 days ago. It's killing me.

Won't get to until tomorrow at the earliest. Maybe tonight I can get a blow job but most likely will have to wait until Thursday.

>>694313518
Kek
>paying for sex

>>694313727

>>694313977
4 days and it's killing you? Wow. Pathetic. Try never having it once and then we'll see how you feel.

>>694314047
Goddamn
>spread?

Just under 10 years ago. Life is shit.

>>694314159
Holy hell. My condolences friend.

2 weeks ago, suffering everyday that I have to wait, should be ok next week though

>>694314042
different anon here,

guys that have been through a divorce will tell you that it's cheaper in the long run

>>694310682
Nice one

>>694309723
Last night

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>>694314133
Sorry... that I get sex regularly?

Don't know what to tell you man.

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2 days ago. will have to wait 4 more till i get some again.

Saturday night feelsgoodman

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>>694309723
yesterday.

I get sex too easy and it is boring as fuck. Most girls are boring as fuck.
I have a cute fuckbuddy (sadly not the person I met yesterday) who is into bondage and shit and she is the only one interesting enough.

Also too concerned about working and making money to really look for better sex.

>>694314159
Fuck dude, just hire a prostitute.

>>694314481
you're trying too hard m8'y

>>694314137
closest i can get i think for now

>>694313883
Would you recommend others get married? Serious is it worth it?

>>694314042
I don't have to pay for sex, but let me tell you - I happily would were it legal here.

I'd do it even if i risked a fine or something, but I'd lose my job if I tried and got caught now.

If much rather go to a pro for an hour with no strings attached than do the stupid mating dance that couples go through.

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>>694309723

Sunday. Fucked my wife in Vegas. Started off in missionary and then bent her over leaning up against the hotel window facing the strip with her tits hanging out. Probably going to put it in her tonight when she gets home from work as well.

feelsgoodman

>>694311719

Girls like this either A) burn out and straight up don't want to fuck anymore after a short period of time or B) get bored of your dick and want others. Enjoy it while it lasts, but be ready to cut ties and/or be disappointed.

>>694310518

If she's asexual then she better be okay with you fucking other girls. Frankly, I wouldn't believe her and it's probable that she's taking other dick on the side.

>>694313326
>>694314047

dat fat ass. I approve.

>>694313518
>>694314042

Nothing wrong for paying for sex son. You're always paying for it somehow.

>>694314133

Buy it. Every dude should experience fucking at least once.

>>694314042

after all i know it's cheaper, faste and more satisfying than having to go to clubs and bars and hook up with some random girl and there is no strings attached since i am paying for a service it s like going to the store for some beers, you get what you pay for... with random slut in a bar in the end i need to treat her for some drinks as well but at the end can't be 100% certain that we end up having sex

>>694314759
No the the same guy here, let me put it to you this way. Marriage is like a funeral with cake. Your life is over and you can only have sex with one person for the rest of your life. That said, sex will come quite rarely if you're lucky. So no. It's not worth it.

>>694309723
a few months.. just broke up, and been so depressed I haven't tried getting laid. I'd rather jack off than deal with a woman's bullshit.

>>694314259
Meh sometimes it gets to me, but pretty much forgotten what it's like- except I know it's good cos I used to get some a fair old bit.

It's been 9 days, I want to fuck so bad.

>>694314756
How?

Just pay a whore man. Don't be salty about it. Everyone can get sex, unless you have some sort of disability.

If you're a self-hating robot, then I don't have any help for you.

>>694310393
I didn't even want to make the year mark; I was rejected three times, and I had maybe three "chances" but never pursued.

See the difference between us is I don't want to bang chubby girls again, I've done it before and I don't like it. I have been trying to improve myself; eating better and exercising more, hopefully it gets somewhere before I have to resort to chubbies again.

My mind feels like complete mush since I haven't gotten any pussy in a long time.

>>694315539
zozzled

i am in a poly relationship with 3 girls you retard

just fucked a new 19 year old girl yesterday too

you're still trying so hard

Never lol
Got a long distance gf for 1 1/2 years now, but never even saw her naked. Dunno why.
She isn't really into cuddling and making out so there isn't really an opportunity to start sth.
Honestly feels rly bad :/
dunno if the long distance is the reason or she just doesn't love me.

>>694314759
no, marriage was never intended to be for the good of the man!, also due to today's legislation and divorce laws men get pretty fucked when it's divorce time

>>694315198
this!

>>694315719
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You're trying to hard, m8.

>>694315198
Married 6 years. Sex is still 4ish times a week with blowjobs any time I ask for them. The trick is finding a woman who understands the importance of sex to a man and making her know it early in the relationship. Guys who don't wind up in a dead bedroom after marriage and then bitch about it on the internet.

Basically, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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>>694310666
Your wildest fantasies will now be realized.

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>>694315719
Ok then, friend.

Enjoy your virginity.

>>694310682
Buddy

it's never free

>>694310518
Is she paying your rent? Does she cook for you? is she doing anything besides using you? I mean if she's not even offering the one thing women are good for...Then dump her after you find another woman, seriously if you want to kill yourself because she's boring sexually then fuckin tell her to hit the bricks.

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>>694315988
>>>694310682
>Buddy
>it's never free

Truth.

>>694315849
>>694315981
zozzled, you guys never heard of poly relationships?

>>694311979
but that makes it sexual and you can't have sexual feelings if you're asexual

so you're not asexual

>>694314759
I would recommend it if you fancy yourself a family Guy. All I figured was having a family and dying, I'm not a skirt chaser.

If you are a skirt chaser fuck marriage , stay in shape and get bitches.

But we haven't gone this long without sex, even when she was pregnant with twins we didn't go that long.

>>694316128
Oh I've heard of it. I just don't believe you.

an hour ago.

>>694309723
2,5 months ago when i broke up with my ex, which im sitting right next to

>>694315761
both
lmfao

>>694316277
tbh what are you doing on /b/ talking to other users if you dont believe the people you're talking to

you actually think its that farfetched that out of 76 posters that there are in this thread there is atleast 1 that is in a polygamous relationship?

About 5-6 weeks ago. I'm getting a bit desperate.

>>694315888
You're right anon. But I would also add that the other trick is to explicitly tell your gf / wife / whatever that sex is very important to you and you will NOT be in a sexless relationship. Don't be a dick about, just make it perfectly clear. So that if she does dry up, you have placed your boundaries clearly and early and will have no problem leaving.

About 22 years ago, I came out of my mom's vag. Does that count?

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Last nite all three holes

>>694316554
I believe plenty of people on here. Just not you. Your story is hard to believe without some sort of proof other than just "taking your word for it." Same goes for other people with outlandish stories.

Sunday
Had my 20th B-day on friday
My girlfriend asked what I wanted for my B-day
Asked for anal
Was not disappoint
Felt funny to cum in her ass though
Funny but very good

>>694316786
proof? are you autistic?

what would count as proof to you

Never and i never plan on having it or spending my life with someone.
I am 27 btw,live alone and have a decent job that pays the bills and gives me money what more do i need? Someone to jump on my dick all day then complain and take my money? I'll stick to going to the gym, cycling ,playing football and vidya.

>>694316611
That's precisely what I did. I had xome out of a longterm relationship that was completely sexless for the last 8 months. I told her after we started dating that I'd always be true to her as long as she keeps fucking me and takes care of my primal needs because I absolutely refuse to go through that miserable hell again. She does it without question or complaint as I always make sure she gets off 4 or 5 times before I nut. If she's not in the mood, she'll suck me off (and she's quite good at it).

Learn this lesson young anons. When picking a life partner, this should be of top priority of you have a functioning dick. It has served me incredibly well.

>>694317260
We're on /b/ faggot. If you're in a poly relationship with two sex crazy girls, I don't think they'd have a problem with you timestamping a photo of you fucking both of them.

>incoming excuse of I'm not with them right now

>>694316531
well
time to get a new gf?

>>694309723
13 months ago, how long until my virginity grows back? It's also been 7 months since I kissed someone

Sunday

>>694317535
">incoming excuse of I'm not with them right now"
wow are you the incarnation of muhammad the prophet?

ofcourse they're not with me, you actually think i would sit on /b/ if i had any of them with me

and i havent introduced them to each other yet, they know of each other, and we plan to have a brunch together soon

>>694310518
Dump her. She's broken.

Ive been with my wife for 35yrs we were 15 when we first got together last weekend we had a weekend away in a nice hotel so we did a full weekend session as I had some Dr StayHard pills as ammunition
>50 yrs old still feels good man
>I'm still sore around my purple helmet
>She's still sore as well
>Was it worth it?
>Oh yes might try again this weekend
>In before fuck off grandad
>In before what you doing in /b/ you fucking old bastard
/b/ keeps me young or wishing I was still young and it good for seeing naked ladies having sex and stuff

>>694317749
>brunch

Kek. Ok anon. Have fun with your "polygamous girlfriends". I'll just be here watching you get angry and proving my point because someone caught you telling a tall tale.

>>694317749
>we plan to have a brunch together soon
That should be fun

Fuck Buddy A, meet Fuck Buddy B. After we have our threesome later this afternoon I invite either of you to introduce me to a slutty friend, as I am looking to acquire a Fuck Buddy C

It's been 3 months, but it feels like years as I was getting quite a bit before that. Feeling pretty randy nowadays with the lack of action

>>694318274
My point exactly.

>>694317749
if you think you're the only guy in the picture with them, then you truly don't understand how women work. I mean if you don't mind them fucking other guy friends of theirs...then good on you, but if not then all I can say is be ready for that revelation.

April. With some fatty. My gf of8 years is hot but she's apparently never in the mood anymore.

Bitch I wasn't in the mood to build a deck or help your dad chop down a large tree near power lines or redo half of our house single handedly while you watched some shitty reality show nor did I feel like fixing your car, etc.

Like damn nigga.

>>694309723
2 weeks unless you count receiving bj.

>>694309723
Two months ago. Currently in the cage at the moment while my girlfriend is back home for the summer.

>>694318489
they're poly too you fucking retard

>>694318274
yes they know of each other, we're all aware we're fucking different people, there's a difference between being poly and being fuckbuddies

>>694318233
im actually getting rustled of how retarded you guys are, i dno why i thought you'd know how poly works

>>694318954
A story of more truth has never been told. I know of your pain anon.

>>694310518
In a good relationship there is give and take. So she offers up a hole for 20 minuts of her time. Its not a big loss, even if it is also of no gain.

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>>694319230
Aw did I fluster your jimbobs? I'm sorry. Maybe if you stopped telling flat out lies, I wouldn't have to call you out on them.

>>694319230
>there's a difference between being poly and being fuckbuddies
the only difference is that men call it fuckbuddies and women call it poly

>>694314663
pics of your fuckbuddy?

>>694311719
Girl with a drive like that will cheat on you Everytime your outta town, breh. You'll deny it now but you'll remember this post when you get a phone call from some broad you didn't even know existed telling you she snooped her bfs shit and found out your girl and her guy fucked on Christmas vacation while you were visiting your parents.

>>694319705
my jimbobs are in shambles right now

>>694319746
just not correct you virginmaster3000

>>694315761
How much shit do you buy her? She's probably playing you.

>>694316128
>Zozzled

Just stop...

>>694309723
I have 35 years and I've never had sex

>>694309868
Them feels. Been like a month for me, about 7 months before that. Also because of kids

>>694320119
yes, everybody except you is a virgin

but, back on track, a fuckbuddy and a person with whom you are in a poly relationship are literally the same thing. They are both, by definition: a person that you have sex with regularly without sharing the mutual commitment to sexual exclusivity

you're on fucking /b/, you don't have to use flowery language like you're in mixed company. They are fuck buddies

>>694317749
Holy fuck I sincerely hope you're 12 and role playing.

>>694320491
rent a hooker

>>694312277
Yeaah but if it bothers you so much, you can fix it, you could fuck me, or better I could fuck you, niggerfaggot

>>694309723
Got sucked off in a swimming pool changing room today

Feelsgoodman

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>>694316190
This speaks to my fear. I am worried that when I am 60 I will regret not finding someone to settle down with and have kids. I am 34 now so I need to decide.

I remember it was close to the time my ex broke up with me. Something like September 2014. Life sucks

>>694320887
i'm afraid from STDs

Last Sunday. The night before I booked my girlfriend into a mental clinic for a manic psychotic episode.

>>694309723
march, gettin laid next week though

>>694320721
Kids are the last hurdle for us. I'll be curious to see how she does afterwards. Obviously childbirth fucks with them a lot, so there's a recovery no sex period. But considering how much she knows I love sex, I think she'll put out for me when she can. At the very least I'll still be getting her A+ bjs whenever I want.

>>694309723
6 45 this morning.

>>694319230
>they're poly too you fucking retard
guy who doesn't read into context > Cuck

>>694321427
wear a condom

or just get a blowjob

>>694309723
3 1/2 years ago, kill me please

>>694319231
I'm so deprived right now your post gave me a boner

>>694320833
you just dont understand what a poly relationship works, i just dont know how to tell you in any other way, you do not know

it is not the same

i have both and it is not the same

i'd rather say its like a mini relationship

like a close friend

fuckbuddies are not like that

>>694320862
why?

>>694318004
prove age, faggot! Show hoary head with timestamp

>>694309723
Last night.
Just turned 30 and have been with over 150+ women.
No pig beasts
I travel a lot for work and I'm what you would consider a classical handsom male. So generally women find me attractive. My Charisma is what seals the deal in little to no time.

I couldn't imagine a year. I went 6 months one time, but that's because I was training in the middle of nowhere for that time period.

I don't remember

>>694321665
oh you sorry bastard, kids=death of sexual relationship. It won't happen over night..Sooner or later she'll get into full "mom mode" and you'll be lucky if she even gives you the odd handjob..It'll come down to you breaking up because the sex is non-existent, or putting up with all the bullshit simply to raise your kid. Broken and defeated inside because she can't get in the mood. If sex is really important to you, don't have kids.

>>694309723

11 years ago. I still jerk off to the memory.

this afternoon

>>694310682

You're just a regular, every day normal guy.

I am a level 3 wizard, so never.

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18 yo to 32 yo, over 400 pussies. Cruise ship employee. now gf for nearly 10 years fucked 9 times.

>>694322590
can you bring back the dead yet? I'm feeling dead inside wizard man.

It's been 5 months since I left my ex. She went to my best mate and they fucked, and now shes with another mate. She spread a load of shit about me because of spite and blackmailed me.

>>694322656
moar

>>694322071
My god. Is it possible for someone to be this retarded? Just stop man. You're not convincing anyone, and the fact that you are still here arguing "hurr durr they caught me better keep repeating myself till they believe me" just makes it all the less believable.

>>694318004
AM 43, feel relieved.

>>694310519

I beat you, my last time was in 1997.

>>694322403
Yeahhhh I'm calling bullshit. Not to say it doesn't happen, but it certainly doesn't happen to everyone. My parents were fucking all while raising my brother and I growing up. Probably why they are still together today. Sounds like you chose your mate poorly bud.

>>694322903
why do you actually think i give a shit?

>genuinely zozzled

ty m8'y

>>694322753
How do you quell the urge to seek revenge? I'd be out of my fucking mind if I where you..Sorry anon

>>694309723
9 hours ago

Sometime in March 2007

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backstreets back

>>694309723
2005

>>694323148
Women have changed man, feminism fucks up everything it touches..

IM AN OWL FOLLOW ME NARWHAL I DONT KNOW

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>>694322590
Fellow wizard here. How are things in Mordor, friend?

>>694309723
5 years aho in back of a toyota camry

>>694320312
not rly
and if I gift her sth. its not that expensive

>>694316126
I know that feel so well I became that feel

>>694323622
are you gay?

Dude legit not even fucking around, yesterday.
It's funny cause I only have sex like once every few months (currently I only hook up sometimes with my ex)

>>694323164
You give a shit because you're still here. If you didn't care you would've left a long time ago rather than staying here trying to convince everyone. Bottom line. No one believes you. If you are telling the truth, then you're the only person the truth should matter to, not people on /b/

>>694323148
My parents didn't even hold hands in front of me and my brother. Much less kiss around us. They havnt even slept in the same bed since I was in middle school.

But they spend tons of time doing things together.

I don't know how to express affection or attraction.

>>694309723
too long. that's why i'm here.
some time in may... may 29th?

>>694310146
>lmao, there's a reason pure people are what the world needs less of, as you just proved: according to the laws of biological nature

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hi i brep tip

>>694321745
condoms are not reliable

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think

>>694323292
Story?

>>694323464
Lol my wife isn't a feminist. In fact, the majority of women aren't, for good reason.

>>694324220
SHE HAS A DICK MY ASS IS OUCHY

>>694314728
Prostitutes are illegal and there's too many sting operations for a beginner to confidently pursue an escort without ending up in jail on a list.

How do you just magically go hire one so easy?

is exchanging masturbating videos also considering sex? if yes i have everyday a couple of times sex.
god dammit nobody is interesting in me in my city. only foreigners

>>694309723
few months ago

Yesterday, but I couldnt get it up. Or rather, I couldnt hold it up. Any advice?

>>694323917
rofl you forget to take into account im bored as fuck right now
>If you are telling the truth, then you're the only person the truth should matter to, not people on /b/

this is correct, but it does not stop me from telling retards on this autistic thread that it still is the truth m8'y

nice zozzles, keep 'em coming

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Last night. With her. Want more?

>>694324281
feminism is the best thing ever without it women wouldnt have the right to wear a bra stop your nonsense pseudo intelectual retard

>>694309723
guess who this song doesnt apply to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>694324376
kys

>>694324376
Viagra. Cialis. Cock Ring.

>>694324327
it isnt hard just go on backpage.

>>694310518
Serious question: Why haven't you dumped her?

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3 days ago

i had sex with a nigger does that count?

>>694324220
Friends girl was jealous because all girls he had been with. She wanted to take a guy's virginity. Or that was the story. So they offered me a three way. Of course, I accepted. And it kinda sucked. The end.

Now I gotta get back to work lunch is over.

>>694324388
Nah. I've made my point. No need to keep feeding your massive ego.

>>694309723
I'm a 30 year old virgin

>>694324519
she has dumped on me chest

>>694324614
LOL my massive ego you are the one acused of rape here! ha...

>>694323997
The summer is real

>>694324376
dont smoke, do sports, if you piss you should try to stop the stream a couple of times everytime you pee. thats strengthen your muscle behind your dick. or smth like that

>>694309723
An hour ago

I always feel so pumped after sex and can't sleep, so I usually roll over and shitpost on my phone

>>694324482
Is there any difference between Cialis and Viagra? Also Does cock ring actually work?

>>694323740
no why?

>>694324740
what about filthy subhuman monkeys? lets call them by their scientific term niggers.

Last night LOL

>>694324622
why didnt you fuck a prostitute? if i wasnt fucked with 17 i would do that when i became 18

>>694324376
If you're under 40 then either your dick is broken, the chick you were with was ugly as fuck, or you gay.

>>694309723
2009

>>694324798
because of the condom size just axing chill...

>>694324721
Pardon? I'm a level 30 wizard dude. Never been that close with a woman. You must have me confused with someone else. Now your just shouting insults without facts to back them up. Time to get off /b/ mr 12 year old

>>694309723
in about a year, give or take two months

>>694309723
Like 2 months ago, thought it was me, but it's my gf, don't like her anymore

>>694324871
To me, I never experienced sex so I don't know what I'm missing out on.
After years of failure, I kind of gave up on it and don't really care
It's kind of like how when you're in high school, you really, really want to get a motorcycle, but your parents keep saying no, eventually you give up on it and don't really care 2bh

>>694324887
i couldnt get my dick hard cuse i had a genderqueer day

i always ask myself this question and keep tabs on it. im 28 now. and i find myself keeping track of it less and less. i think last thursday but im not totally sure. thats a long time for me

>>694324937
i dont quite understand?

>>694309723
3 days ago with a woman and last night with a cross dresser.

>>694324938
go to the polic please

>>694325047
ok thats a way. maybe it is the better way so you dont get frustrated after a sexless month

>>694309723
is this a pornstar or model or something? looks like someone I know so want the name