"k-keep the change"

Tell his owner

Ask why he slapped the back of my hand

Bend over so he can slap mine too.

kick the ballz and mike tyson punch in the face

SMALLER BY DA DAY, GODDAMMIT

Which of my girlfriends did he slap? D:

ask him why he's in our plane of existence if he's left humanity behind

gotta slap the boy's ass to confuse the body, right babe??

>>694309029
Was gonna say kick in the dick and as he falls falcon punch to the face

Poke him with a needle. Watch the synthol pour out.

>>694308798
He couldn't lift shit. His midsection is fucking tiny.
Bet he can't SLDL 400 clean no spot.

>>694308798
i tell him to come to my discord and post porn
https://discord.gg/BRV7F7h

Tell him she has a penis.

>>694308798
Find his air valve and release it to deflate him.

Call america so they can invade his body for oil

>>694308798
Point out my thumb and stick it in the area behind the chin up into the skull right under the tongue. He'll pull back. Then kick him in the dick and punch him while he's on the ground.

>>694308798
>blow protien powder to his eyes.
>take off with gf before he sees

>>694308798
call trump to deport this illegal kangaroo

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>>694308798
Tell Rich to lay off of the synthol, and go fuck his wife. I am not even kidding. This is his wife.
https://www.instagram.com/sara.piana/?hl=en

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Punch him with a straight right to the nose, initiate the clinch with double under hooks (pray that he didn't wrestle in hs/college)..stay in this position until either the fight is broken up or until he starts huffing and puffing , at which point his punches will come much slower ..but if one of his hooks hits me I'm most likely fucked.

This is rocky and frankferters love child.

>>694308798
Call prophet muscle

Nothing, realistically

>>694309545
Pick is deceiving rich pina is a fucking beast still a faggot but a beast look him up on YouTube he gives good advice on how to safely take roids and other shit

shoot him

>>694309545
Rich can lift a shitload, he is a powerhouse with a very small waist. He also trains in MMA.

>>694308798
Wonder when my wife let me have a gf

pull out my dick and piss at him. this has got me out of a couple drunken fights. nobody wants to walk toward/punch the guy who's pissing at them

>>694308798
Call the cops

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Can't slap what doesn't exist

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>>694311444
dub trips gets it.

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

>>694310325

Straight California trash.

GOOOOD FUCKING MORNI'N

>>694308798
Whatever it takes

>>694308798
My years of martial arts experience, along with logical abilities, tell me this guy isn't a challenge at all.

I have the speed and manoeverability advantage, along with a lot of power in my strikes. He'd go for a grapple or a slugger style punch. I'd slip both and land an elbow in his exposed face.

I'd then proceed to ignore the rules of fair engagement and lay into him on the ground.

Afterwards,i'd paint my face tribal style with his blood and get a celebratory blowjob from my gf.

>>694308798
pop one of those fucking veins and let him bleed to death

50,000 volt tazar to the nuts

>>694308798
Ask if his dick hangs lower than his balls

Slap his ass back for 8 hours straight

>>694308798
i would say you are one ugly mofo, and pull out my dick and say suck on this faggot

>>694308798
Laugh at his pathetic taste.

H-hold me, /b/

>>694308798
do a 450 and hammertime away

>>694309029
He has no balls dude jokes on you.

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>>694308798
I don't have a GF
I'm gay and virgin

359° and walk away

>>694311910
He'd just grab you by the throat and crush you're windpipe.

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>>694308798
use a pool que as a spear and fell him like prehistoric man battling a mammoth
poke and run, poke and run.

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>>694308798
Ask him when the next Rammstein song comes out.

>>694312559
Thought gays are mad promiscuous?

You ugly too?

>>694312869
Beat me to it kek

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shes all yours, big guy

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pinch is arms and let the synthol flow

>>694308798
wreck him, he is on the verge of having a stroke or a heart attack, pushing him to the limit won't be a problem.

>>694309540

what's synthol?

>>694308798
assert dominance, slap his ass back harder while keeping eye contact.

>>694312779
Bulk is not strength.

He'd have to catch me. My reflexes have been honed through years of martial arts sparring, competitions and street fights.

I've trained agility, peripheral vision and reflex exercises since my first martial art, Shaolin Kung Fu.

His lumbering ass would attempt to grab my windpipe, i'd move backwards at the last minute and momentum would do the rest.

politely ask him not to and let my GF have a go at him. She's fiesty

>>694312559
>go to gay club
>announce that you are a virgin
>?????
>sore anus in morning

>>694310325

what an ugly bitch, those tits are horrendous

>>694309129
>>694311783
GOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT
RICH PIANA HERE WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF SMALLER BY THE DAY, MY CROSSFIT SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS

>>694308798
>this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?
Raid his truck for a fortune in roids.

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>>694312902
I'm actually pretty femine but cant find a BF in finland

pic is me posting to another thread weeks ago

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>>694313190
>>694311910
>using weeabo fighting magic

>>694308798
pull out a pin and pop him like a balloon and watch him deflate away

>>694308798
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

>>694308798
Pop him with a hatpin.

>>694311910
How much vape smoke did you blow after hitting post on that one?

>>694310325
fuck she isn't even good looking those tits are fucking trash

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>>694313129
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=synthol

>>694313190
That's all fine and dandy until you get punched in the face. Then he just strangles you, you can't get any air, you can't do your ching chong moves, you just die.

>>694310325
She looks gross

Put 3 in the chest my .380

>>694313318
Just go to a gay bar and approach drunk people until you find one that will fuck you/ let you fuck them.

>>694313682
>>694313800

t. virgin

>>694313544
The closest thing to being high for me?Training everyday, to be a modern day warrior.I am a warrior.

Rich aspires to look like a God. I become more powerful everyday. I have nearly mastered 20 of the 72 arts of Shaolin. My fingers can damage rocks, my bones can resist strikes from stone.

I fear no man because i am their nightmare.

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>>694311753
>>694313218
>>694313682
>>694313800

>jelly bellies detected

you faggots aren't fooling anyone

https://youtu.be/zVqPhlUfMik

B A S E D R I CH

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>>694308798
tell him to stop taking steroids and call the police for sexual assault.

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POCKET SAND

>>694313423
Martial arts are real, battle tested and 99% effective.

Krav Maga?Jeet Kune Do?Shaolin Wushu/Kung Fu?Brazilian Jujitsu?Judo?Kendo?Akido?

I am proficient with katana, nunchuckas, three section staff, bo staff, shuriken, bo shuriken and other imrpovised weapons.

I taught myself stealth walking, parkourm infiltration techniques and the art of disguise.

You feel inferior to my skills.It's understandable.

>>694311910
Plus, with a fedora that large, you could fend him off. Or just fling your cum-encrusted MLP waifu pillow at him.

>>694314606
Your gamertag has the word "ninja" in it.... Doesn't it?

>>694313915
ive been in a couple gaybars but I don't want to get fucked, I just want hugging, kissing and love

>>694313717
How can you punch that, which is no longer there.

I know pressure points that can shut down the hearts ability to beat. Disrupt your nervous system. Cause you to go temporarily blind.

>>694313190
Such cringe.

>>694313423
I can imagine them screaming Rreeeeeeeeeeee the whole time

>>694314857
This shit's gold, man.

>>694308798
Open the door, get on the floor, walk the dinosaur.
Or
Turn 360' then moonwalk

>>694308798
Grab his roids then run.

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>>694312869

>>694314236
The closest thing to being high for me? Vaping everyday, to be a modern day cringelord.I am a cringelord.

Rich aspires to look like a God. I become more pathetic everyday. I have nearly mastered 20 of the 72 ways to disappoint my parents. My fedoras can repel women, my katanas can do nothing because I'm a sphere of butter.

I fear no man because i am so repulsive that they have nightmares about me, the same way people have nightmares about cockroaches.

Rich Piana looks like a second life character

>>694314796
I only wear hats, to disguise myself. Also i employ wigs to conceal my identity if on recon.

Otherwise, its just me and my number 1 clippercut. I've maintained it, in order to show my devotion to the way of the warrior.

For i have shed all vanity, in my quest for martial excellence.

>>694314799
And at least one Japanese word, I'll wager.

>>694314857
Wow. Please be a troll, please don't be this silly.

>>694315387
But all you have attained is tragedy.

>>694314937
That feeling is fear.

You fear my raw power. You are a small duck in the ocean, awaiting the shark.

You don't know what's missing but you know something is.

>>694315630
Do ducks live in the ocean? Aren't they fresh-water?

Provoke him into punching me, now half the town is after his ass since people here like me.

>>694315494
Lies are a needle, that festers in the flesh of those around us.

Seeping its yellow pus, onto the world.

My girlfriend has no ass.

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He looks like a younger, buffer papapaka.

pic related

>>694315748
Like that duck, you are in waters you cannot comprehend.

Tread carefully little duck, for these waters are my domain.

>>694308

Shoot him, simple......

>>694315885
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from...

>>694309994
hahahaha underrated post.

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>>694314606
Whether this is ironic or not, it still hurt me to read it.
On a side note, how many fedoras do you own?

>>694308798
stab him 47 times in his left nipple with a pencil

>>694315607
In every endevour, tragedy is an inevitable part of the process.

Without scars, we cannot create them on others. Our calluses form from hard work. Our backs strengthen from hard labour.

I am a warrior because i hone myself, without question.

>>694310325
Holy fake titties....

>>694316005
If I'm in water, I'm not sure I'll be treading at all. Surely you mean 'paddle carefully'?

Knuckle punch to the solar plexus always works no matter how much meat you try to put around it.