>>694304660
>Just finished my 10 km evening run.

Is that virgin speak for you masturbated while drinking Mountain Dew?

>>694304660
Why havent you hired as escort o grand wizzard

>>694305165

Because I am both poor and cheap (which is a good combination).

>>694305268
Then you will die a wizzard. I here by dub thee pussyless the wizzard. Wear your nee title with honor you sad pathetic wretch

>>694305483

Do I get some kind of certificate for that?

>>694305801
No you do not pussyless the wizzard. You will only get your certificate when you quit holding onto your vcard

>>694305939

Which I knew how without paying an escort.

>>694306355
Figure it out pussyless the wizzard, thats what every other sad pathetic dork does

>>694306847

Given the number of virgins on that site, quite I few people never figure it out.

>>694304660
>ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

What is it you think you're missing?

>>694307260
Pffft thats because they are pimply teenaged pukes still living in their parents basement. Wait...is that why you still have your vcard pussyless the wizzard? Are you still a pimply puke living in your parents basement??!?

>>694307398

Sex. Love. Human interaction.

>>694307539

No. Neither pimply, nor living with my parents. Although I might move back to them soon since I recently became unemployed.

>>694307867
You are.doomed pussyless the wizzard. But i have.your back...there is this thing
...called plenty of fish, its for all the freaks who dont use tinder and single moms. You should give it a shot pussyless the wizzard, what have you got to lose aside from your vcard

>>694308216

Only tried OKCupid and Tinder. Might be give PoF a try.

have you ever come close to getting laid?
tell us a story

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NYEEESSS

maybe you are just not aggressive enough
its not rape if they don't remember it / know your name

>>694308494

Never have gotten close that I know of. Only conversations, nothing beyond that. Never a single sign of interest, no matter how I looked or how toned my body was.

I WAS LATE ONCE MAH DADDY SAID I WOULD GET A BROTHER FOH MAH BIRFDAY

>>694308849
Are you really fucking ugly then?

we need a face pic with the date or this is bait

>>694309520
he is a clueless 7 that will only nut to a 10

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>>694309818
10s don't sleep with 7s... no matter how drunk they get

>>694309818

I usually went for 5s. But I am a 5 face wise. Only my body is 7.

>>694309818
We need a pic to confirm. PUSSYLESS THE WIZZARD!!!! Be a good boy and post a pic of your self so we can figure out why you have been dubbed pussyless the wizzard

I am 29 and in a few weeks I am turning 30, ofc virgin.

I have money enough for top (good looking) escorts, but I don't feel like it.

Fapping is enough for me.

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>>694310095

I post the pic that I usually post.

>>694310095
YES PUSSYLESS WIZARD
we judge the numbers. Post a face and I will tell you how I managed to get the best sex of my life

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>>694304660
>So this fucking thread is happening again

>/b/ - Random

>>694310582
too skinny and he has cancer.... poor pussyless wizard

>48 y.o. kissless virgin reporting in !!

eventually, around 30, virgin people stop being obsessed by sex
...and blah, blah, blah - I've written this post countless times.

>TL;DR: non-virgins are obsessed with sex and most of them do not live well

>>694310512
women wont sleep with you because you look gay

>>694310512
How about one where we can see you in all your glory pussyless the wizzard

Do you have any kind of a social life?

>>694304660
10km? what hatched from your egg?

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>>694310582

Immunity Cat also immunitizes against cancer-claiming-posting faggots.

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>>694310806
we need a neekid pic pussless

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slow mo

Start a paypal we will donate buy a escort and film it.

Cumon buddy, u can have dozens of pussies to pump, whats wrong with you?

>>694308849
You need to get big, not toned faggot. Hit the gym and stop running

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>>694310772

I'm OP after all.

>>694310840

No.

>>694310873

Don't play that shit.

>>694310918

This is from two days ago. Almost nekkid.

>>694305163
bad taste but this was kinda funny.

So OP.

What have you learned from this sexless path of yours?

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>>694311208
running has never gotten a straight man laid. Beer and weight lifting

>>694311368

How to cry and masturbate at the same moment.

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You're on good way to become a wraith.

>>694311291
You're in better shape than me bodyfat wise. If women is your intention, lift a little and expand your chest. You already have abs, so women probably check you out shirtless. Unless your face looks like a football or something.

>>694304660
Why dont you put aside money to buy a hooker or start an account on a dating site where chicks only go to get fucked not to have a relationship?

ok OP I will tell you the secret to getting laid.

FLIRT WITH EVERYTHING!!!!

flirt to practise, flirt to mean it, flirt because you thought of something sexy to say.

A passing comment told to a particular woman has gotten me the sex I will tell my grandchildren.

If it wasn't a numbers game cum would only have one sperm in it

>>694311660

My face is here >>694310512
Never noticed anyone here checking me out. My body is really not that outstanding.

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SJW != BILLINON GENDERSs

>>694311660
Im thinking that this is the case

>>694311786

As I said. I tried Tinder.

>>694311837
Oh i see its because you have a black bar on your face thats why you cant get laid pussyless the wizzard

>>694311660

By the way, what is the best lifting regiment? I don't want to expand to much since I climb a lot and I have to pull that extra weight up. But I could build my chest a bit.

>>694310512
fag confirm'd

>>694312035

My eyes were shot off in 'Nam.

>>694311918
Not Tinder. I dont know where you live but for example in my country theres a sit (translated its "bad girls" or wtf) and you only go there to fuck. No dating, no shit, you just meet and fuck.

>>694312086
Chest alone I used to go on some machine at the gym that had me extend my armsoutward and pull the weight out in front of me. I benched a lot to improve my arms too if that helps. Sorry I don't know the name of that machine, but I'm not exactly a professional either. I also eat a lot of red meat. Not even to build, I just like it, but I've heard it helps.

>>694304660
Just see a prostitute for Christ sake.

>>694312140
Fibbing is bad pussyless the wizzard, you were still in your dads balls when nam was going on

>>694311460
Yeeeep exactly what i meant

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>>694311794
>If it wasn't a numbers game cum would only have one sperm in it

>>694312485
Kek
Manlet detected

>>694311291
You are the guy from yesterday.

>>694312485
butterfly (machine) is what you are looking for. That thing is for chest isolation mostly

>>694312830

I am the guy from every day since this is the only way to get human contact.

>>694312886
Ah. Thanks. Good machine.
>>694312814
I'm a 7'5" Grizzley bear

>>694312933
I missed last threads. Kinda disgusting doing this 1 man show here, faggot, but I'll play:
>job?
>why no friends?
>education?
>height?

Do you want to have healthy anal sex?

>>694312086
STFU virgin! only a pussless wizard would care about hauling him man muscles up a climb

>>694313102
>>job?

Unemployed since the beginning of this month.

>>why no friends?

Unlikeable, I guess. Devoid of personality and charisma. Bland and boring as fuck.

>>education?

Biochem / Molecular biology. The full fucking program.

>>height?

180 cm.

>>694313593
Ok. So, since you are making these threads you noticed some sort of need for socializing or attention apparantly, right?
What keeps you from projecting this behaviour onto real life situations?