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>>694279204
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I hate nichijou so fucking much
>>694294576
Anything for you nano
How goes the lurking?
>>694294552
Best moon
>>694294771
>>694294771
im here
https://youtu.be/b3LGMja1z0g
>>694294848
Fuck off Mai
intelligent
>>694294897
Fuck off Nano
>>694294494
I think she still has a few issues, especially when you're in a scene where you can't move for example the first time you use a black book and she can talk over that. It's annoying, but I like her as a follower.
>>694294696
Oh my gosh. Wow
>>694294913
notice there's an i and no u
Konata has a little dick
>>694294771
>>694294956
but there is a gent.
>>694294928
Mai sucks dick
>>694294552
But I think that is either illegal according to international laws or just really frowned upon by our allies
And how high and far out into the sea will the wall be?
>>694294869
Why would I feel flattered if some random perv jerked his small dick at what I wrote? That's kinda creepy
What kind of book is it?
>>694295026
Nano is not even a real human.
The usual.
>>694293422
Jaja, no idea why, later comrade!
>>694293525
>Lewd
I wasn't trying to be! I swear!
Tears of the Sun? I don't know of much movies like that.
>>694294307
That's nice of you!
Did you gorge yourself that the feast?
>>694295082
>allies
>>694295100
Who cares dude
You are the worst shitposter
>claiming yume
>>694294307
>legs
pasta boi knows what I need
>>694294869
Crab
>>694294934
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
>>694294848
it's not funny
>>694294973
4 inches
>>694295021
yes I am :)
>>694295184
Right back at ya buddy.
Fuck this gay earth
>>694295150
And I'm back already. I work fast when I want to be lazy.
>Decided to check my speaker settings
>They've been set to headphones for MONTHS
Oh my god, everything sounds so good now!
>>694295309
You have a little dick
Best type moon claimed.
>>694295248
:o
roll
>>694295206
(You)me
>>694295248
You have a little dick
>>694295082
Why wouldn't you be?
Its some horror/sci-fi book, getting paid pretty decently for the cover of it.
I even got to read through it.
>>694295150
>Tears of the Sun
Great movie, watched that one a few days ago.
You know what you were doing.
>>694295206
Yume.
>>694295111
Death and misery
>>694295181
I am shit at spelling it seems
>>694295248
I honestly feel a little sorry about how gross your dick is
>>694295326
Yep.
What happened this time?
>>694295111
>trips rattle
>>694295422
small sachi roll
>>694295431
4 inches
>>694295530
I'm never gonna have to use it so it's all good :o
>>694295386
You are the best
>>694295422
Sachii
How are you maid one?
>>694295459
How is it going Crab?
>>694295630
At sleeping maybe.
>>694295206
Never spooked
>>694295459
Well, you are thinking of me doing lewd and mean thing to you, which would be disgusting
Cool, sounds good. What is the title?
>>694295612
Probably for the best
>>694295630
Mandatory greetings
>>694295326
nurse kyle
>>694295082
Its not illegal at all, its just an economic sanction which we do all the time to people we don't like, if others don't like it them fuck em.
I don't know the details of it but it'll be a hell of a thing to see.
>>694295380
You have a Nano-penis.
>>694295816
Ghetto kyle
>>694295772
How are you Shiro
>>694295530
Nothing in particular, just very tired of building cheap Chinese plastic chairs
How's it going Fran?
>>694295803
Pleasant reply back.
>>694295749
There's also got your fiery personality
>>694295944
Strangler
>>694295944
nice feet
>>694295326
What?
>>694295327
Wow you were pretty quick!
Sloth time!!!
Why haven't you done it sooner, that would've bothered me very bad!
>>694295459
It really is!
I didn't mean it! I can't be unfaithful now.
>>694296206
I wonder if Konata has sweaty feet since she is literally a neckbeard in a loli body.
>>694296152
Hey. tell me about that Nano comic.
>>694296214
Awwwww yeah!
I dunno, I never really bothered to check it!
>Decide to put ghetto blaster speakers to the surround sound
HOLY SHIT THIS SOUNDS AMAZING!
>>694296147
I could be better, but that's always true. How are you?
>>694295924
Either way, this election is fucked.
>>694296147
Feeling a bit bleh. So I'm watching anime and covered I'm blankets
>>694296152
Time to die
>>694296480
It's no where near as big a deal as people think it is.
>>694296651
You must live onward
>>694296480
I want her to step on my face either way
>>694295530
Yup.
>>694295531
The usual
>Rattle
ur waifus r shit
>>694296758
Then post it nigger
>>694296651
Johnson is the only rational candidate but I don't think he'll generate the support he needs in the face of Trump and Clinton. And hey, that sounds like a good time to me, at least a lot better than what I've been doing all day. I hope you feel better soon, though.
>>694296214
Just tired of doing this grunt work.
>>694296552
I'm doing alright, just ready to be done with this job. Only a couple more years left. What have you been up to all day?
>>694296152
Yuuko
>>694296942
Hey there Shizu, what's up?
>rattle
>>694297036
Fuck of mai
claimed
>>694295326
>fuck this gay earth
That's pretty gay
>>694295692
It's going just fine, woke up a few hours ago, made a sandwich.
now looking for a movie before I start working.
Hows it going for you?
>>694295803
>which would be disgusting
Yet with all this knowledge you still say the things you say, even though you know how it'll effect me.
You love it
I can't say the title.
>>694296214
Nothing wrong with a little extra meat.
>>694296758
But I'm sick! I don't like it!
Is the comic lewd?
>>694296942
Death to all
>>694297116
Anarchy when? Can we just say fuck it?
>>694297116
I'm glad to hear that. I haven't been up to much, was playing a bit of Overwatch, now I'm just chilling on here. Humdrum boredom.
https://youtu.be/CFl9yWH8pOE
>>694297289
salt of the earth.
>>694297450
That's yukko
>>694297355
>woke up a few hours ago, made a sandwich
I am about to go to bed cause... where the hell do you live boi?
>>694296499
DId it woke up the ghetto?
Turn it louder so I can hear that bass!
>>694297116
Same here comrade. But I can't find another. Other than a hospital job, but they're too picky.
>>694297355
Not sure if I can take this the right way or not....
1/150
>>694297036
Post steam my love
>>694297116
Ren!
>>694297383
It is a little lewd, but that's not the point of it.
>>694297355
What disgusting, lewd things are going through your head?
Why not? Do you have to finish the cover first?
>>694297673
Is it funny?
>>694294771
>>694297673
>Post steam my love
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>694297673
Why is spaghetti sauce leaking out of her shorts?
>>694295612
why small?
roll
>>694296942
as always
>rattle
>>694295692
im alright
you?
>>694297886
Can you shut up?
You are obsessed
>>694297773
No, not at all
>>694297886
Give me that possibly underage cock ~
>>694297975
Not spaghetti sauce. She's a woman now. ~
>>694297592
You tell me!
>These are full range
>Hooked up to a surround sound
>That has a subwoofer bigger than them
I have gone to a whole new level of eurobeat!
>I have been reminded however that I need to go and pay my registration within the month
>Makoto
>>694298009
big sachi roll
>>694298168
>only 1 screen
>>694298168
horrible keyboard and mouse
>>694298344
I have another smaller one off to the right, but I don't use it. I have literally no need. Plus, having any more would really mean I need more space. Hell, putting these on the desk was a hell of a challenge.
>>694298409
They work great, no clue what you're on about.
>>694298095
Then what is the point?
I don't think it's supposed to bleed that much...
>>694298095
That's a lot of bleeding.
>>694297539
Mountain time.
In America.
And you?
>>694297592
You can take it any way you want~
>>694297773
>Why not?
Because I'm under contract from the writers manager.
Since the book is not released yet I'm not allowed to talk about anything.
However when the cover is finished I can post pictures of my art.
>what disgusting, lewd things are going through your head?
Not really lewd I don't think.
disgusting probably to most though=
>>694298958
>>694298758
She's going to mother lots of children
>>694299045
Well, I can't wait to see it, and then maybe read the book
Just how disgusting are we talking?
>>694299161
Are you going to be a father?
>>694299045
DEUTSCHLAND!
So yeah germany
>tfw rng in games
>tfw rnjesus turns his back on you and takes a shit on your porch
>tfw you remember how much you hate rng in games in general
>>694298168
Holy cow!
People thought an earthquake just happened then!
I just have a small speaker but it does get loud if I want it to be.
>>694299045
I take it positively then!
explain the damn comic, is it one of those art-shitposts where it's just ms-paint drawings dieing or what? you said it genuinely offended you.
>>694299353
She can do better
>>694299736
Peaches
>>694299837
Well thats the only way to enjoy it ;D
>>694299417
How is it over there?
>>694299353
I'm sure I'll get a free copy or two.
>how disgusting
Depends on what you think is disgusting and what I think is arousing.
>>694297116
Hi Renge. Playing some games with a buddy. You?
>Rattle
>>694298009
>rattle rattle
rolling
>>694299736
Yeeeeeeep.
>>694299837
I just got a new portable speaker not long ago. Nothing in comparison to even one of these things, in any way.
>Good god, I wanna play Ships JUST to hear the canon fire on these
So what'cha up to, Sanae?
>>694299986
can you shut the fuck up mai
Mei
>>694300335
you are getting very defensive.
>>694300237
why does she wear an eyepatch?
>>694298303
big konata roll
>>694300237
you rolling as well? :o
>rolling rattle
>>694300407
Cause it looks cute, why else?
>>694300407
She's a big girl.
>>694300462
jinx roll :o
>>694300498
oh my
>>694300407
Cancer
>>694300233
Right now its really nice weather but it was quite warm today so meh.
Also its like it always is in germany...
ITS TIME FOR ANSCHLUSS!
>>694300022
Oh shit
Who then?
>>694300233
Yay, and it will probably end up in a library for me
Well, I guess I won't know unless you tell me
Also, would you prefer a guy or girl dominating you, or do you even care? Is being insulted the only important and lewd part you care about?
>>694299986
it's nano as a prostitute mixed with possible hakase pedophilia
>>694300666
Anyone else ~
>>694300713
>it's nano as a prostitute mixed with possible hakase pedophilia
Oooh I've seen this.
>>694300233
>That emoji....
Yup! I hope so.
>>694300248
I remembered I use a sound from a nuke with my old ones, they didn't function properly after that.
Playing some Pokemon with added salt. You?
>>694300713
Thanks yukko!
>>694300407
Doesn't like the attention of being hetrochromatic, more or less.
>>694300462
Rolling for Sachi? Yup.
>Rattle
>>694300359
I hope I get dubs because I want that waifu.
>>694300969
beat me to it
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1020227
>>694300934
You've seen some shit.
>>694301077
Ah shit. It was trips or more.
Fuck
>>694300934
I have a weird fascination with edgy doujins/comics like those ww2 doujins of GuP.
>>694300942
Oh god, I used to do that too. Luckily, I like quality more than ear piercing loudness. So if it sounded like shit when it was too loud, I turned it down. Saved A LOT of speakers that way.
Listening to random songs. This just came up, seriously love this band. They're too under-rated.
>>694300713
That's sad
What are you up to?
>>694300978
Rolling for Shizuru
>>694301232
>>694300942
Forgot link, whoops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Af_TEN7Yc
>>694301099
>>694300969
>doesn't have english version
>>694301247
Talking to people, watching Water World.
How about you?
>>694301099
>the money from when we sold sakamoto
>implying sakamoto is worth any money
>>694300647
I have no idea what anschluss is.
>>694300666
Fair enough, I could send you a copy, wouldn't bother me at all.
>do you even care?
nope, I just like to be insulted and other things like that.
>>694300942
:^)
>>694301161
Oh yeah, I've seen those aswell.
Not my favourite thing, but they're ok I guess.
>>694301139
Indeed.
>>694301387
its right here
>>694301137
:o
>>694301395
cats are cool
>>694300978
oh wow
roll
>rattle rattle
>>694300547
:o roll
>>694301387
Watching Excel Saga and slowly dying
>>694301395
So you wish to be insulted so much you are paying me in books? Is that how much this means to you?
What other disgusting things would you have me do?
I feel as though I have become a prostitute...
>>694301742
I want you
(roll)
Wow Yukko you were right! that comic was AWFUL, TERRIBLE and DISTURBING!!!! It offended me so much I am just so glad that shit like this will be banned from the internet when Hillary becomes president.
>>694301903
bad pasta but people will spam it
Saber claim
Good afternoon /waifu
>>694301232
I just wanted to try it. It was so cash!
Worth it disturbing everyone on the neighborhood.
Wow, I hear that only when some passes away... But it turns out good!
>>694301395
>
>>694302017
Hello discount Rin.
no steal
>>694302133
>>694302017
Saber pleases old men for discounted money.
>>694300022
Beautiful Yuuko
>>694300248
RNG man
even when I win I can't feel that good about it because it's just chance
>>694302026
Haha, I don't get complaints from the neighbors much. Mostly my grandma and aunt if anyone.
Uh huh, I was surprised when I first heard it.
>I just realized I can play DDR in the best way possible with these
All I'm missing is a new TV!
>>694301903
i hope trump bans the internet ~
>>694302268
Saber pleases Takeuchi for marketing.
>>694302363
I hope trump runs America into the ground and starts a nuclear war.
>>694302162
Hearty chuckle/10
>I need feminism because of genocide
>>694302133
>>694302268
>>694302427
Man I missed these jokes
>>694301395
It's the thing Hitler did to all countrys around germany
Time for bed I hope you all have a great day/night
>>694301541
Cats are fine
>>694301748
Oh I wouldn't pay you for any of this.
So far you've done all of this on your own accord.
>>694302026
:^)))))
>>694302817
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbvgvlMRUI
i can see why that comic is offensive to you, It portrays anime as exactly what it is, prostitution of innocent characters through fan service in order to sell more copies.
>>694303249
youre fine :)
>>694303388
the comic is funny, the anime is not
>>694302341
They didn't find out who did. So I'm safe!
Play it like it deserves to be!
What T.V are you interested on getting?
>>694303249
>
>>694303513
>the comic is funny, the anime is not
if you understood Japanese maybe you could understand the puns.
>>694303249
Why does it take you so long to reply? Busy jerking it?
>>694301742
>Rolling
>>694302817
goodnight
>>694303607
This is a real hurdle
>>694302324
It's why I don't play Tera anymore. Too much RNG... and content removal.
>>694303533
Haha, lucky. I live in the garage, so I've got a good bit of leniency on my volume.
I shall!
A 40" that I can hang on my wall. Mainly for movies, anime, and PS2 games. Wouldn't use it as an everyday monitor.
