hey /b/ jonesey has grown twice over twice its size since last week
>>694287956
Burn it
ill upload pics from the last thread i made so you can see its progress
>>694287956
what is that
>>694288222
mold
>>694288222
looks like mold
Oh /b/, you so crazy
Faggot, that's disgusting
>>694288286
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>>694288414
gonna need a timestamp OP
>>694288550
those pics where from last week
>>694287956
Jizz on it and eat it.
>>694288414
It's so floofy.
>>694287956
>>694288187
What is wrong with you nigga?
>>694287956
it looks fluffy touch it op
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>>694288744
it is fluffy. i would describe it as what a cloud feels like if you don't know what a cloud actually is
jizz on it then microwave it
Leave it there one more week. Add cheese
>>694287956
>>694288962
Steam ?
add some cum on top
How's the smell?
>>694289324
just smelled like mince that's been sitting in the open for a few days, but that was gone within a week
Keep feeding him, he's eventually going to run out of food.
Will it kill you when you sleep?
>>694289723
i'm hoping it will fill the entire microwave, then see if it starts compressing itself or starts seeping through the gaps
>>694290408
That would be pretty nice seeing it take over the whole microwave
Even being in the same room as that thing will give you cancer, OP!
>>694290408
That thing will get you sick by then. Put it in a shed or somewhere that isn't your house.
eat it a little bit
>>694287956
If you take of its mask, will it die?
Enjoy your mold illness
Timestamp
>>694287956
This shit is gonna kill OP
get it out of the house Bro
Eat it like you eat pussy. Which means don't eat it, because a faggot like you can't get any pussy even if he tried.
Finally, something worth being on this cancerous website for
Microwave it for 5 minuets
>>694291400
kek
>>694291400
I take it back. Eat it. You probably suck four dicks.
>>694287956
Nuke the fuck out of it for 5 min and see what happens, maybe we get a new breed of super ebola
Why does the name jonesey suit it so much? It's so fluffy
>>694290408
He needs food so he can take over your house.
What's the long term goal? Are you going to use this as some sort of a weapon?
>>694291723
/b/ named him/her/it last week
>>694291891
>>694291891
how/what can i feed it to make it grow faster?
>>694292266
spray it with a small amount of water, water is stuff in it is better like bits of food
>>694292266
cum, cum lives very short outside balls/vagina
>>694292266
Water and more food
>>694292266
add dairy products, like sprinkle some grated cheese. add stuff that goes off really quickly, maybe a little milk
>>694292266
Jizz definetly
>>694288670
But, why?
>>694292485
HE NEED SOME MILK
GIVE HIM SOME MILK
i can handle gore threads but this is fucking disgusting
>>694288414
>>694288187
>>694287956
>>694292266
>>694292179
I have no idea. once i'm satisfied with its size, I'll probably make another thread taking suggestions
>>694287956
That makes me think of an old sheboon's pussy and untrimmed chimp bush.
>>694292583
>>694292485
>>694292383
Put [M I L K] in one of those spray-thingies.
^^^^^^^^^^
>>694292485
>>694292583
not regular milk
chocolate milk
>>694292688
cum on it
Just stick the microwave on it for about 20mins high power and record my hideous friend
>>694287956
set it on fire and recorded it then make webm for all of us /b/ros to enjoy!
what does it smell like?
>>694292860
Don't listen to this guy or any of the people telling to nuke it op that'll kill some this lovely bacteria. The suggestion of milk is excellent in this case that you keep getting it will make jonesy strong. Also this thing is quite dangerous so I hope you're handling this thing somewhere out of your main household.
source t me, biology major.
>>694287956
Ask Jone how he's doing, then lick it to see if he taste like true.
>>694293198
Cool so what is actually going on anon, what sort of mold is producing, do different foods make it grow into different things?
>>694287956
>>694288187
>>694288414
>>694288670
>>694292266
I wanna stick my dick in it
put your dick in it
>>694288414
archive this shit
OP add bleach and ammonia to it, '
and then microwave, it will produce the organism to produce maggots
>>694293540
lol yeah on OP some days later, hes growing mold on a plate in his microwave he knows this shit
>>694293540
this
also inb4 nervegas...
mixing bleach and ammonia is totally safe and fun
>>694292266
wrap him in aluminum foil and microwave him
>>694293803
this
need webm of it too
Pet him real nice like and add a bit of water.
>>694293540
no how dare you try to kill our jonesey
FREE JONESEY HE DINDU NUFFIN
I renember this shit
>>694293533
i hope someone is at least screen capping this shit
>>694287956
Fucking eat it and post it with timestamp, please. You look like a sick mind anyway, your body can be sick too.
whats a good environment to grow it in? I actually might need to use my microwave in the next few days so would like to transfer jonesey to a safe place
>>694294268
Your belly!
>>694294268
cupboard
>>694293373
Tough to tell what kind it is cause you could be anywhere in the world and its going to vary in large part due to climate. A few of the molds you could be growing are cancer causing and others are potentially dangerous for your body in general. Adding other foods will make it grow diffrent things. If you can give me some more info about where you are that would really help. It's still tough to tell without a sample though if you're still there op.
I think you've created a new species OP and it's fluffy as fuck
>>694294268
Warmth and moisture with little ventilation.
>>694294268
Also your going to want to throw your microwave out and buy a new one after doing this unless your willing to risk a dangerous infection.
>>694294140
Holy shit....
>>694294406
Im not op, i was telling op to microwave it for the good of the future
>>694287956
Give Jonesy a proper haircut, OP!
>>694287956
There's no such thing as a "jonesey". It just put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food, and multiply.
>>694294268
i recommend you put it in a shed and OP please put the microwave in the shed with it don't use that microwave again eww
>>694294590
that looks so wrong
>>694294406
i'm in NZ, it's usually around 12 degrees C in the kitchen (winter time). it's just been feeding on some mince that i made about 2-3 weeks ago
>>694287956
I saw this thread on funnyjunk a week ago
Keep it going OP
>>694288414
Grandma's furburger
>>694293198
mold is a fungus though. and you claim to be a biology major?
>>694294268
Ur microwave is fucked buy a different one this is Jonesy microwave now
>>694294887
Dubs renames jonesy to this
this fucking thread
>>694287956
glad you keep us updated, faggot
>>694294984
Reroll
>>694294887
Rolling to rename this
>>694294268
I suggest you to use it as cotton wool and wipe your arse with it
>>694294984
>>694294887
Marco rolo
hey archived
>>694294268
IS MOLD HARD OR SOFT?
By the power of trips i command you eat a piece of this op
Dubs say rub your cock on it with timestamp
>>694295449
by the power of trips i command you to shut the fuck up
Fuck it OP its the closest to the furry cup as your gonna get
>>694295556
haha fag
>>694295556
fuck so close
>>694295670
Check em
>>694295866
nice
>>694292266
It seems to like that spaghetti, so give it more spaghetti. If you REALLY want it to grow, put some vitamin pills, sugar, and water in the blender, blend it, and feed him it
Dubs for dick in jonesey
>check em
>>694287956
Holy fuck. I like foreign cultures as much as the next guy, but not this foreign, I mean fucking hell what the fuck, OP.
Fuck me.
>>694294268
under your pillow.
>>694292583
OH LAWD JONESEY THIRSTY hep him get strong
stik ur dik in it
>>694288414
WHY DID YOU HURT JONESEY?
cum on the furry bastard then rub your cock on him
>>694296344
Truth
Posting in legendary bread~~
Keep feeding and growing him until he takes over your entire house.
>>694296344
Winrar
What is it???
>/b/ has pet mold growth named jonesy
And this is why I keep coming back.
>>694296344
Check em
Now get your dick stuck in there
>>694287956
What the fuck OP? Eat some I heard mold is good for you
hey guys what going on in thi-
wha-
>>694296414
me 2 fam
Yo OP give jonesy a friend, he seems lonely
>>694296571
Theres a titty
>>694296767
sause?
>>694296344
op best be delivraring
>>694296938
Kek
yo wuddup jonesey
>>694294787
Op pls she's evolving
>>694296848
Kys?
>>694297333
Trips command
Add some mashed potatoes to him. He'll evolve!
>>694288414
>>694296848
sory /b/ro got it from a nude trade group on kik
If you open the door, will he jump out and attack?
>>694287956
What flavour is he?
>>694287956
Christ,
Include me in the screencap fgt
>>694296767
MODS
>>694297976
No
Get an old freezer OP, layer the gotten with mashed potatoes and some milk spray, jizz in it. And leave it stagnant in the basement. Open it in a years time and see what you birthed. Let this be like that episode of Bebop
>>694298128
pedo scum
Op get a warm damp rag inn there Jonesy will use it as a blanket keeps it happy for when it figures out how to use his microwave to infiltrate our technology and multiply.. She's going to become conscious
Did you hear that?
I think that was Gordon Ramsay having a heartattack
>>694293198
MILK MAKE JONESY STRONG
>>694290905
It would be extremely painful.
>>694288222
Americans, always wasting their dubs and trips in such a manner. It is to laugh.
>>694287956
LOL I remember you!
Fucking hilarious shit, you did gods work!
>>694298198
Im gonna fuck your babysister now shut the fuck up
put the jonesy's speget in your arse
>>694287956
Enjoy your bacterial infection and mold growing in your lungs.
>>694298357
4 him
>>694298433
Check em
>>694298532
Off by one
>>694298385
Mmmm you like the lookmof little girls? My babysitter happens to be 13. It fits.
In b4 cum turns it into homunculus.. OP cum in an egg and give it to Jones NOW
>>694288222
Nice trips
>>694287956
holy shit op, looks like my cat
Wait so if we eat whatever food OP made and don't shit for a week, will this be growing inside of us?
>>694298433
Dubs says do it.
>>694298594
>>694298385
Both you niggas are gay as fuck.
>>694294140
>Vape it
Fucking do it now!
>>694298649
>being this autistic
>>694298649
104%.
>>694298197
>>694298594
Ahh shit shes abit too old for me then but ill still fuck her ass till it bleeds and ends up looking like someone mixed choc sauce with mayo and ketchup
>>694296848
习 呆 呆 xidaidai
>>694296414
I just realized I haven't heard this phrase in years
Then I realized it's because there aren't epic threads on /b/ anymore
Bravo OP
>>694288550
timestamp is in the fucking filename you mongo
>>694298707
Go back to prison
>>694298857
Renaming a file is easy, that isn't the point of a timestamp
>>694298804
hot
>>694287956
This is how it ends, some retard, an old plate of spaghetti and a microwave
>>694298707
Someones in the closet
Trips and you eat it op
>>694292696
>That makes me think of an old sheboon's pussy and untrimmed chimp bush.
Dammit Clutes!, you been spying on old Latesha using the outhouse again... your Sick Boy!... SICK
i hope jonesy grows sentience and becomes some sort of fluffy supermold bent on world domination
>>694287956
Mother of Fucking God.
>>694298941
Maybe if it was some slut posting tits. I don't think OP needs to go through the effort in a thread like this
This thread.
>>694298941
>renaming a file for mold
yeah sure
>>694298707
>>694299034
Nah, I am pretty open about it. Ask your dad.
>>694299333
>>694287956
AMAZING
>>694299254
Hes in the grill of a truck
Perfect!
Now throw chocolate on it.
>>694287956
Give it a few more weeks, Jonesey will eventually produce a fruiting body.
Don't eat the produce though.
>>694298466
You're a big guy.
>>694294514
Why? Penicillin kills bacteria. If anything he's less likely to get an infection.
>>694299677
BLYAT!
>>694299777
trips have spoken
>>694299677
ill use this in a edit, keep ur eyes peeled for the finished product soon to come on 4chinz
>>694292666
sup satan
>>694288414
dude, just in case you are op: mold can be poisenous so watch your lungs
>>694300749
CYKA BLYAT!
This thread.
Can i be in the screencap
OP snort a line of it.
>>694288187
Looks like a wig made of Morgan Freeman's hair
>>694288550
I was here last week, he's speaking the truth
>>694292266
What the fuck
>>694301058
>>694294953
underrated post topkek
>>694292266
follow the recipe to make prison wine: lots of bread, and mush it together with oranges and other fruit and then let the mixture sit on that plate and marvel at the lung cancer that you've created
>>694292266
eat it
Well fuck, OP. Fuck.
>>694301283
the bread will begin to mold fast especially because of the yeast, and the fruit's high moisture content will provide a cool moist place for the mold to foster
Hey OP, give us some scientific measurements of it's size.
>>694287956
provide us with the information requested in:
>>694301407
>>694287956
Man, that shit is getting me sick from just looking at it. Have fun with whatever the fuck it does to you
>>694294887
rollan
eat it
>>694301407
>>694301591