Put your testicles in the microwave

Go on a raw meat diet and eat a shit ton of it make sure your butcher is legit though. You should not have problems if you sear the outside at least

>>694279923
cigarettes

>>694280067
Also it tastes great so you'll actually enjoy it

>>694280118
How long does it take to get lung cancer by cigarettes if you would smoke about 1 pack a day?

Eat asbestos, burn your food and use the same oil for food multiple times

>>694279923
Tanning bed

>>694280286
well it depends on your age and your diet as well. if you are 18 yo fag 1 pack a day is not much harm at all, as compared to some guy that is 35 yo. diet in the sense that ,yes you can smoke 2 packs a day but you have been drinking lots of green tea or fruits that are very rich in antioxidant , you might get cancer in 50 years time

>>694279923
aflatoxin is the best way

>>694279923
Make a tumblr acc

>>694279923
browse 4chan 10 hours a day

>>694279923
fuck

>>694280118
Its going to take 50 years of smoking and you still might not get it.
You 13 yo "truth" nigger.

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Change your name to /b and hang out with retarded douchebags like yourself.

>>694280023
i really really really think this is THE better way

>>694279923
>aflatoxin
eat black mold

>>694280023
This

>>694279923
expose yourself to alpha particles

Skin cancer, sunburn your skil as often as possible; dont tan, go for the full burn. The moment it heals enough go burn it again, youre entire body. Acouple months of your immune system being destroyed and your skin being burned to a crisp will strongly encourage cancer.

just go into a YLYL thread, for sure you get it

either that or your mom dies because you know, the mighty power of a picture in 4chan

>>694279923
9gag

>>694280023
The only way on earth

Smoke 75 cigarettes a day.

>>694279923
Visit /b/ every single day.

>>694279923
Aflatoxins are poisonous and cancer-causing chemicals that are produced by certain molds (Aspergillus flavus and Aspergillus parasiticus) which grow in soil, decaying vegetation, hay, and grains. They are regularly found in improperly stored staple commodities such as cassava, chili peppers, corn, cotton seed, millet, peanuts, rice, sorghum, sunflower seeds, tree nuts, wheat, and a variety of spices. When contaminated food is processed, aflatoxins enter the general food supply where they have been found in both pet and human foods, as well as in feedstocks for agricultural animals. Animals fed contaminated food can pass aflatoxin transformation products into eggs, milk products, and meat.[1] For example, contaminated poultry feed is suspected in the findings of high percentages of samples of aflatoxin contaminated chicken meat and eggs in Pakistan.[2]

Join the military, get sent into battle

If you aren't killed in battle, you'll likely use depleted uranium which WILL give you cancer, guaranteed.

>>694282094
>you'll likely use depleted uranium

what?

>>694279923
Have you considered playing league of legends?

Order uranium from Amazon and eat it.

>>694279923
Just handle some plutonium without any protection.

Radiation sickness is a lot like cancer, and you'll be dead within a week, if not in a few hours.

>>694279923
Cigarettes, don't use sunscreen ever, eat lots of microwaved food and TV dinners. Couple good ways

>>694282532
Topkek

>>694282837
>eat lots of microwaved food and TV dinners
sure thing, crazy uncle joe.

>>694281000
>uncheck'd trips
Fucking ragheads use their children as bait to get a retard hanging on what your life is and I won't be a good day at home and the last of the pages of the novel, why not vlog something by the horns of those combinations that are are are are at clearing up stolen watches watcher

Go hang out in the Fukushima exclusion zone without a mask.

Get some uranium, stick it up your ass nearby the prostate. Prostate cancer is pretty much lethal

>>694279923
Post trap, celeb/FB stalk, cum tribute, and dick rate threads.. no wait that is how you give /b/ cancer.

>>694279923
>>>/pol/

5 minutes should do the trick

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>>694284777
Witnessed

>>694284777
Nice 777 or something eIse in this country has to go home from is an average person l was going out for can cIearIy a new Iow of my personaI favorite thing that you forgot about doubIe the number to get out earIy and l'm below is not avaiIable to get the right tags and don't want it is with me to the onIy way l don't want it was IegaI and don't pIay games

>>694279923
receive high amounts of radiation

>>694279923
Go to Chernobyl in the basement. Done.

Get uranium ore off Amazon and eat-
>>694282620
Son of a bitch

>>694280286
by smoking a shittonne of cigarettes you'll more likely have some other kind of disease like tar-lungs since cancer usually takes several years to start developing

Hahahaha, all these idiots. dont make the process shit by smoking or eating shit. Just go to your local hospital and when the surgeons remove a tumor from someone else steal it real quick and get the fuck outta there. Then when you get home shove the tumor up your ass and then you have cancer.

>>694285649
Not a cringe thread.

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>>694279923
if you're serious about this...

get yourself an old smoke detector, like from the 1980's, like one wich operates on a 9 volt battery, and work by ionisation

you'll need one that has a warning about radioactiveness, it should looks something like pic related on the inside

now take out the part wich has the radioactive warning label on it,. and open it, take all that is inside of it and put it in a cloth bag and carry that with you all the time,

this way you will seriously get cancer within 2- 3 years

>>694287595
wow... thats actually kinda brilliant, never thought of that

>>694287595
This
>>694287918
is fucking retarded.

>take all that is inside of it and put it in a cloth bag and carry that with you all the time

You're retarded

>>694287595
how much americium do you get from one of these

>>694288253
Not enough

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>>694280023
>>694279923