Suffocation

I wish I knew.

>>694274254
How?

>>694274126
Shotgun blast to the face at point blank range.

Your brain will be turned into mashed potatoes in a millisecond. Doesn't get much quicker and painless than that.

Benadryl overdose. Two boxes should do it depending on your weight. But it's extremely scary until you black out, and takes a few hours to take hold.
If you want to be calm, comfy, and content, heroin overdose. Much faster, too.

>>694274412
Sounds good to me.

But Idk anything about firearms. I live in canada and dont even know how to access something like that

Lock yourself in a sealed room, Put down a bucket of bleach and piss in it. Then go to sleep and wait.

>>694274126
drink bleach and film it

>>694274341
Anesthesia then suffocate the subject
>least pain

>>694274590

Sporting goods stores still sell hunting rifles, don't they?

> wait untill you are really tried.
> take a bunch of pills
> go to sleep like normal
> pill take effect while you sleep
> never wake up.

Atleast that's how my friend did it anyway.

/pol

inhaling carbonmonoxide

>>694274745
Yes. Idk how many hoops i need to jump through to get one. Also is a rifle is a bit different from a shotgun for killing yourself?

Don't

If you are going to kill your self. Might as well get a ton of ccs and burn through some cash.

>>694274590
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/cfp-pcaf/information/lic-per-eng.htm

>>694274975

Both will do the same job. Bullets to the brain are lethal. As for hoops, as long as you have a clean criminal and mental health record, you should be fine.

>>694274126
Not many people know this:

its an old chinese technique for an honourable suicide if in the event of being captured by the enemy.

if you pull really hard and fast on your ball bag, in a downwards motion just once (you have to be accurate and FAST) then you will sever the nerves that link the brain to your spinal chord nervous system.

its painless and instant. lights out

Shoot in your head,if you have a gun

>>694274928
Or CO2 will do as well.

Put yourself in a small room, like a bathroom, put a wet towel along the bottom of the door, and use one of these deals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Td5uMB_vQ (Crazy russian hacker dry-ice cooler)

Once the CO2 hits roughly 10% you'll pass out. Death occurs at approx. 15%.

This method has the added bonus that if you don't leave a suicide note, people might think it was an accident instead of suicide.

>>694274989
Kek

CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING

it's the best really

>>694274126
Cpap tubing and mask hooked up to a helium tank. Look it up.

>>694275239
Don't do this. You will become a human vegetable

Melatonin, you fall asleep first and die in your sleep.

>>694275237
Mental health record is severe depression

rotate your ball bag anti clock wise for 5 consecutive turns and your eyes will explode instantly killing you.
its painless and effective

>>694274913

Faggot detected

>>694275237
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY!

Shotgun pellets will reduce your head to a liquid where as a decent calibre rifle will go straight through and do MUCH less damage.

You cannot survive a shotgun blast to the forehead, but it is possible that a rifle shot could leave you alive and horribly fucked up for minutes or even hours. Do some searches on it.

Don't take the chance, if you really want to suicide by gun, use a shotty to make absolutely sure.

>>694274126

Jump from a high building and hit the floor with the head. As a bonus you even get a cool flight.

>>694274126
I would tell you a really amazing way that's completely painless and effective. I'm a dick though and I want you to suffer.

>>694275669
Rural area. Have to drive 3 hours to get to a tall enough building.

>charge your phone up to 84%
>select classic ringtone
>put inside ass hole
>ring it

>>694275874
Aww you have to drive 3 whole hours to kill yourself? You might miss dinner.

>>694275972
kek

>>694275874
you might have a great time on that 3 hour trip and not want to kill yourself anymore.

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>>694274912

>>694275653
I did read some by myself before posting here. And there are quite a few people who survive gunshot to the head. Shotgun is like 99.9% though

>>694275318
Doesn't work anymore. Legislation has mandated that helium tanks contain ~ 20% oxygen to prevent suicides.

In 2015 author and right-to-die advocate Derek Humphry reported that the Helium Industry, the world's largest manufacturers of disposable helium cylinders, had announced that their helium cylinders will guarantee only 80% helium, with up to 20% air, making them inappropriate for use with a suicide bag.

>>694274912
What pills?

Get a gun and rape some hot girl from high school, run out naked after you've jutted in all her holes and achieve death by firing squad when cops come

>>694274126
>your own pic related

>>694275653
This. Whichever faggot said "bullets to the brain are lethal" hasn't heard of the multitude of people who survive being shot in the head, with bullets through their brains.

Your brain is highly adaptive, and depending on where you are shot in the brain you could survive. Also a shotgun will ensure that all brain activity ceases immediately. A bullet might make you appear to have died but you're still having brain activity which is horrible. Imagine having your head chopped off very quickly and having to experience those last few seconds of consciousness as a severed head. Fuck that shit.

>>694276063
Exactly why it wont work... I will change my mind come back and then want to kill myself again tomorrow

Man... suicide isn't the way.. you still have a big life in front of you. You can decide how to live your life. Live it to the fullest buddy...

>>694274126
don't kill yourself anon, you're beautiful and have so much to live for

>>694274126
Dive in front of a steam roller.

>>694276181
Am a fag

>>694274126
heroin od

>>694276249
He's a 43 year old man with terminal prostate cancer faggot. Did you actually bother to read any of this thread?

Don't listen to these dumbfucks saying shoot your brain, that has a chance of survival. Straight to the heart will get the job done.

>>694275653

This is idiotic. A gunshot from point blank range directly into the temple is 100% lethal. Nobody has ever survived a rifle shot from such range and in that location. Most gunshot victims who live headshots were either grazed or shot from an angle that would not be conducive to instantaneous death.

>>694276350
So do it with your high school bully nimrod

>>694276438
Prove it.

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>>694274126

>>694276377
Wow, your a fucking idiot. You won't die instantly, and the pain ascribed to heart attacks is the worst. You FEEL all of your tissues dying due to hypoxia without the ability to move or do anything at all other than feel the intense horrible pain for as much as several minutes before brain death

>>694276360
Im 24 with half a fine arts degree and no money or job have had crippling depression for 6 years. Dont get up out of bed some days

buy some strong rope, stream and hang yourself, be the an hero you were always meant to be

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>>694274126
>this

>>694276623
you're*
I'd rather suffer a few seconds or minutes rather than look like a fruit who attempted suicide

OD and set your house on fire. Bonus points if you livestream it.

jump from a 10 store high building

>>694276927
I already said that:
>>694275669

https://mega.nz/#!8J8SxCzB!61zct_GmgSin9xV43QAy9Fq3mVJw3Ch0psW4A0JWZqc

THIS HERE TELLS YOU^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>694276438
Fucknuts, we are not talking about surviving and living for years afterward. We are talking about living for minutes or hours with a horribly mangled head / face and feeling the PAIN of it till you die from blood loss.

Most people who suicide by gun put the barrel in their mouth and blow the back of their head off. If you miss the Medulla (or the brain stem, I forget which) your body will still breath and the heart will still beat till you die of blood loss.

Look it up. There's a famous case where the guy blew out the back of his head, and didn't die for 15 minutes. He was on the phone with 911 for like 8 minutes of it before he passed out due to blood loss

>>694274126
if you have potassium nitrate and sugar at your home, you can build a smoke grenade that creates smokes that are 100% deadly

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>>694277200
Because everybody just has potassium nitrate lying around

>>694277200
Just mix chlorine bleach and windex to make a gas that will kill you dead, and it's dead simple to find the ingredients.

>>694277295

many people have without knowing, it most the time comes in disguise as 'stump-removal' or 'ant killer'

>>694277309
Level of pain from this?

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If you do it right, It'll break you neck and you won't feel anything.

>>694277423

Depending on how much somoke you are used to. if yau are a smoker, you won't feel all that much, but as a normal person you will feel the smoke burning in you throat

>>694277309
Also i dont want to accidentally hurt someone else. How would i make sure they dont breath it too? In car would work?

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Death can go home now, OP is a fag att.whore and won't deliver

How about don't commit suicide. Unless you've contracted a fatal disease, every problem is temporary. Take it from a guy who has made poor life choices his entire life; if you just accept that it'll either get better or you'll adapt within a couple of weeks, you will be surprised the things that you can endure.

in 2007, I lost everything. My home, my family, ended up with nothing but the clothes on my back and a bottle of Gatorade in my hand. I was suicidal. I was lucky that I had one friend who wouldn't let me go through with it, and even though the first few months sucked, I rebuilt my life.

The added bonus of having survived hell is that nothing scares me now. I learned what I was capable of, what matters most in life, and just how little control others actually have over me.

You will bounce back. You're human. Unless someone physically kills you, you will only succumb to the pressure if you choose to. If you choose to endure, you will come out stronger, harder to hurt, and less afraid.

>>694276212
If a mere 3 hours drive will change you opinion then dont do it. Everbody should be able to decide how they live and even how they die, but if you decide to kill yourself you shouldnt be at a stahe where merely 3 hours will change it.

>>694274126
> An other way

You could also dive underwater (like 30 feet deep, a river should also work bc. of the flow) and hold your breath as long as possible anyhow and you will at some point pass out and die.
Pain: only perceptional pain from your mind craving for oxygen, with a strong will you can get rid of it

>>694276692

100%

>>694277878

he has a fatal disease:
>>694276360

>>694277939
Waa thinking about giving myself "cement shoes" and by that i mean a cinderblock plus a rope and a lake

OP where do you live? I could go and kill you if you wish, 3-5 slugs in your face.
I guarantee.

>>694278250
Canada AB

>>694278098
That was a troll..

>>694276625

IF i ever end it my self, my dream is to blow up in a predigged pit full of homemade amfo. Quick and not much trace.

>>694278241

if you really want to do it, this can be a real ease to your head, as you won't have the possibilitie to give up, although i (for me) would always keep the possibilitie to give up and retry another day

>>694278467

sorry for possibility spelled wrong(i HATE my autocorrection)

Inhale helium with bag over head. Probably should google this to double check specifics. But I seem to recall people saying you just go to sleep and don't wake up

>>694278627
nope, see this:
>>694276154

DRINK CUM TILL YOU DROWN YOU FAGGOTY SUICIDE EMO

>>694278575
Seems same as pills or gas or anything. And you dont want the option to stop once you start because then you just hurt yourself badly. Lots of turnback points on way to lake and getting to a deep enough point to do it.

GOVERMENTS HAS AMENDED THAT EMO SHOULD ALWAYS JUMP OFF A BRIDGE INTO A LAKE OF DICKS

>>694278769
If that worked i would be dead now lol.

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>>694274126
Tourists from as far as Australia have travelled to Mexico to buy liquid pentobarbital, which causes a painless death in humans in less than an hour, right-to-die advocates say.

Clutching photos of the bottled drug to overcome a lack of Spanish, they have maps sketched by euthanasia activists to locate back-street pet shops and veterinary supply stores near the U.S. border. There they can buy a bottle for $35 to $50, enough for one suicide, no questions asked.

least painful is probably hypoxia by certain molecules (not CO2)

but personally I prefer death by dehydration
if you are certain you want to die why not take three or more days to do it
shouldn't be too uncomfortable and will give you plenty of time to think about if this is really what you want
it does take some amount of self control

>>694274126
Dying from a heart attack during fully anaesthetised surgery I.E

>>694278926
Ive heard about that as well. Getting to mexico would be a big challenge for me right now

>>694274126

Punch yourself where your dick should be until you realize what a queerlord you are.

>>694278912
Damn you're edgy. If you had payed attention to the thread you would have seen this.
>>694276629

>>694279298
What the fuck? That's wasn't it.

PUT A SELF TIGHTENING BELT REALLY TIGHTLY AROUND YOUR NECK YOU FAG IT STOPS BLOODFLOW TO THE BRAIN SO YOU IMMEDIATLY LOOSE CONCIOUSNESS AND AFTER 10 MIN YOURE BRAINDEAD YOU GODDAMNED EMO FAGGOTY TO SCARED OF OUCHY TO JUMP OFF ROOF INTO CROSSTHE STREET RAZOR NIGGER

Smash a tail light on your car with a hammer or something. Then when a cop pulls you over for having a busted tail light tell him that you're licenced to carry while you reach for your pocket. You'll be dead before your gf can stream it on facebook.

>>694279376
Dude what are you, fucking 12?

I know that i was the one who mentioned the train, and although it isnt the least painful, statistics say it is a successful method. And it's right near my house. I think its time to get drunk and fight a train

Why not just sit yourself down in front of the TV with a sharp knife to your right, and a couple bags of chips and some soda and a tumbler of whiskey to your left

Put the TV on a nature or documentary channel or something

Give yourself an ultimatum, sit there until you decide to slit your wrists (Which isn't that painful) or you decide to pick yourself up and make the most of what you got

>>694277670
Neither will you

>>694274126
to not commit suicide.

>>694279409
He lives in Canada so this wont work

>>694279409
That only works if you're black, anon.

>>694276154

Well, then, I used to work for a gas supplier. Go to a welding supply house, tell them you will be weldinh aluminum, must be commercially pure to eliminate any.possibility of weld contamination and porosity.

Actually any gas including nitrogen (xcept oxygen) will kill you as a simple aspxyxiant.

FUCKING NIGGERFAG WHORE DICK EMO MLP ASSS BITCH MOTHER NIPPLE TEETHING PEDO NIGGER WHORE FISH OF A WHORE OF WHORES OF WARS

>>694274620
That makes mustard gas.

>>694279222
Bus to tijuana?

JUMP IN FRONT OF A STOPPING TRAIN ATA TRAIN STATION SO IT TAKES LONGER FOR YOU TO DIE YOU NIGGER

>>694279502
Wrists are low chance of success. Most likely will just be hospitalized for a while. yippee

Im going to fight the train

>>694279800
Calm down child

>>694279840
Livestream it

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run into the whitehouse while jerking off YOU NIGGER FAGGOT

>>694279706
4 day suicide roadtrip sounds fun.

Train is right here. I think it's easiest way right now

>>694279931
He's in Canada you fucking idiot

>>694279931
What is he shooting at cops now?

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>>694279502

It propaby is better to cut the side of your neck (see the picture), so your brain won't get oxygen anymore, and ca. 5 sec's later you are unconcious and 5 min's later you are dead.

>>694279840
I had a friend that tried killing herself by jumping in front of a train, I caught on to what she was doing, talking about trains and suicide a few hours before

So I drove to the nearest (most likely) train station, sure enough... there she was

Obviously I'm not trying to stop you in particular, but, I hope you at least consider options other than suicide Op

>>694274126
Jump in an icy river. For real.

So yeah, if nobody has a good argument against the train... Any cons im not thinking of?

>>694280298
You will traumatize all ppl aroun

>>694280028
So like he's pressed for time, whats four days.

YOU GODDAMNED EMO GFAGGOT JUST DO IT STOP TALKING YOU FAG JUST DO IT DO IT FUCKING NIGGER BITCH FISHFACEDSLOTHDICK

>>694280184
In that case better to locate the vein and slice it lengthwise. Harder to fix for medics and fast bloodloss. Same for wrists or inside of thighs.

>>694280298
Someone who's just trying to support himself and his family is gonna have to clean the bloody mess you leave behind ?

drink 50cc of castor oil

NO BODY LIKES YOU JUMP OFF A TRAIN INTO A FIRE WHILE CUTTIN YOUR WRIST HOLDING A GUN IN FRONT OFF A COP WHILE YOURE IN BLACKFACE YOU WHORE

>>694274126
Helium, for real

>>694280552
Why are you so young

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>>694274126
certainly not pic related.

probably bullet to brain

>>694274516
thats bullshit it takes well over a hundred to kill you. i take at least 20 a day because im sick in the head

>>694280357
Ill feel bad for the conductor. I can drive 5 mins to an open field with nothing but train tracks... Also right beside my house wouldnt be too bad. I doubt anyone would see it happen. Maybe a couple people would see the body/remains

have you tried just crying so much in public that someone with selfrespect comes over AND BEATS YOU TO DEATH WITH A BOX OF SHIT?

>>694280298
Train seems to best OP. The only problems I see are traumatising they people around you, cleanup, and the possibility that it will hurt.

>>694280755
Personally I think you should do what this anon said
>>694279502

With the advice of >>694280463
If you decide to do it

>>694275271

I think you mean CO (carbon monoxide):

What are safe levels of CO and CO2 in rooms?

CO2

250-350ppm Normal background concentration in outdoor ambient air
350-1,000ppm Concentrations typical of occupied indoor spaces with good air exchange
1,000-2,000ppm Complaints of drowsiness and poor air.
2,000-5,000 ppm Headaches, sleepiness and stagnant, stale, stuffy air. Poor concentration, loss of attention, increased heart rate and slight nausea may also be present.
5,000 Workplace exposure limit (as 8-hour TWA) in most jurisdictions.
>40,000 ppm Exposure may lead to serious oxygen deprivation resulting in permanent brain damage, coma, even death.
CO

9 ppm CO Max prolonged exposure (ASHRAE standard)
35 ppm CO Max exposure for 8 hour work day (OSHA)
800 ppm CO Death within 2 to 3 hours
12,800 ppm CO Death within 1 to 3 minutes

>>694274126
OP this is actually really easy, come visit us in the United States, but a big ass hunting knife at Walmart. Use your GPS to locate the nearest police station. Try to stab as many officers as possible. Our cops are great at killing people.

just cut off your dick with a tire iron homo

Anyways. Thanks for advice. And thanks for anti suicide people wanting me alive. Im still probably going to do the train even though it's selfish to make people clean something like that up.

Carbon Monoxide poisoning is apparently painless, easy cleanup and it can look accidental too.

>>694281128
shut up fag just do it you cunt

>>694281128
Well op, you were a cool dude. I hope it doesn't hurt too much. See you in the next life man. Rest in peace.

Any pussy can fall in front of a train

Dress up nice, take a walk, and stab yourself in the heart out in the woods somewhere

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>>694281128
Death by cop. Do it.

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>>694281237
Bye everyone

>>694281237
cool is jumping out of a helicopter this guy is a useless loser who is to retarded to figure out how to end it lol

>>694281329
fuck you jump

>>694281329
Goodbye

>>694274126
dive like head first off a building good luck /b/ro wish it didnt have to be this way

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Anal with a hulking nigger

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>>694281329
Wait OP!!

I have one last thing for you

Kel

Pic related

Have a question actually. What if amazon needles and stuff connected to wrists, inner thighs and neck. The tubes went to a high powered waterpump thingy. Win?

>>694281128
Hopefully you'll die slow and painfull. Selfish faggot.

>>694274126
Love a fat, ugly, mean, shallow, insensitive, self-centered bitch.

>>694274126
Select all images with rivers.

>>694274126
Train

>>694281329
Hate to see you go mate.

overdose on morphine

Farwell my friend.

>>694276625
>fine arts

kek

>>694274590
>Live in canada
>canada
OP just get over work out and get a better job

Air compressor, tube high psi, nozzle with trigger, tube for barrel, pellet. Go away with the flow.

>>694281329
Kys

>>694278981
I thought about this one too. Although read that it can cause heart attacks which sound like too much pain for this pussy.

Have heard carbon monoxide isn't without pain either. Thinking sleeping pills and a 2-3hr carbon monoxide poisoning. Pills rarely do it alone unless they're barbituates.

>>694275239
Be sure to delete system32 first

Head on train tracks

>>694274126
Playing Pokemon Go in heavy traffic, or dieing of old age.

>>694283634
Rip

>>694274912
I think that it's not that easy to go to sleep like normal when you know you won't wake up afterwards

>>694275239
link to something explaining this? very interesting.

>>694274126
Car exaust gas, u only need a long hose, and a car, least painfull aswell, u will jus fall asleep, and newer wake up.

>>694280028
he should do it to trudeau. He might even get a bj out of it.

overdosing on memes

>>694275923
lol