So /b/, which team is the best and why are the other ones shit?
>Mystic is best
>Instinct is gay. Valor is full of tryhards. Mystics are the only normal people
Team mystic bitches
>>694272506
>>694272794
>Mystic
Valor only good one. All others are gay
The team with grill.
>casuals
Instinct best
>>694273326
ive never seen instinct hold a gym for more than half a hour. instinct is literally the shittiest team
>>694272410
THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE OTHER THAN COLOUR AND NAME
if anyone of you fuckers has better pokemon than me ill paypal you 1000€ no photoshop tho
>>694272410
Mystic ftw.
Instinct & Valour have better logos, but Mystic has a sweet, sweet belt.
Tl;dr- who the fuck cares, it's better to be on a 'losing' team in this game
>>694272410
4chan is team instinct. Plain and simple, anyone who says anything else are simple summerfags
>>694273798
this is not your pokemon, this is from the twitch streamer reckful nice try faggot
>>694272410
I'm not saying that Mystics are less of people but
If we need to blame our problems on a group of people we know who we're blaming them on
>>694273655
actually false
>>694273798
Jesus... I hope that's not real.
It's only been out for a couple days and in that time should've paused to sleep, eat and socialise, which the mathematics of this do not support
>>694273798
The names are better and nothing else matter
Now gib money
>>694273958
yeah who the fuck is this faggot give me my 1000
>>694273966
Why even post?
>>694273798
https://twitter.com/byronbernstein
taken from here
nice try. you stupid cunt.
>>694273798
>>694274080
red has higher CP pokes spawn around them, yellow hatches eggs faster, and i forgot what blue does
>>694274212
Blue does everything
But better
>>694272410
blue team is meme team, spread the word
>Pokemon game without regular pokemon battles
>You dont need to fight pokemons before catch them
So why do you play it again?
Do you have to join a team?
>>694274325
blue can evolve pokemon with less candy (unless i have blue and yellow backwards)
>>694274054
I like thouse names
>>694274425
Nostalgia masturbation
The same reason I come to 4chan...
yo ive got a pokemon go story for yall
>midnight
>chillin with friends, playing go
>decide to go to park in middle of town
>5 other people at the park playing go
>all were mystic like us
> chillin for a few hours
>fuckin team of 6 valors show up
>fuckers try to retake the 3 gyms we took there
>valor fags take 1 gym
>we try to block them from 2nd gym
>some valor fags pull knives, and everyone starts yellin and shit
>we see cops comin and fuckin book it
>Valor fags too stupid to realize
>cop arrest the couple of valors that had knives
>we got 2 guys arrested cuz of pokemon go
>this is the fuckin future boys
>>694274964
Kek
>>694274964
I'm waiting for the pokegangs and gang territories to start happening
>>694274964
If this is true I can't wait to get this game.
>>694275510
i am officially founding team magma
>>694275510
"in other news, 3 men were murdered in an act of gang violence. 5 team instinct members rushed the others, who were a part of a rival gang, team valor, after they had taken their gyms"
>>694272410
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY VALOR
>>694275783
The first thing Google popped up when I searched for pokemon go was an article stating how pokemon go was putting young black males at risk.
Couldn't download it quick enough.
Fucking like in the middle of nowhere though, gonna drive to town in hopes theres some decent spots with wifi, but I'd much rather be able to play without risking getting mauled/run over trying to take pictures of pokemon.
RUAL problems.
>>694275925
I swear to god nintendo made the game only to see
americans kill each other.
>>694273655
false
in my area, team blue makes up nearly 80% of the Pgo users here
so most people here don't get to take over gyms as often as they'd like, its very rare
I chose based on the bird it represents.
Both Zapdos and Articuno have type advantage over Moltres. Articuno is a glass cannon and can't take out Zapdos as fast as Zapdos can take Articuno out.
Zapdos is best byrd.
Besides, any poll will show that Mystic has the largest base. Simply because it's the middle choice.
Yeah instinct is the underdog, everyone mostly goes for Valor or Mystic.
I prefer red team cuz I like the name "Valor"
>>694272410
https://soundcloud.com/pedroflexin/p2goldmask-think-im-dretti-franks
took instinct because better egg drops and half the time I'm using the app it's while running
>>694272410
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and tell people what to do and is ugly and think better then everybody but is ugly as shit and funny looking and the popular people wont do ok cause outnumber by the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers
and the ugly women losers know the ugly guys losers is lame but the ugly women losers is lame and thats why hate the popular people and so why people just look up to the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers outnumber everybody and the popular people and thats why theres more ugly people loser shows like adult swim and thats why popular people actors or popular people die the ugly way
but no one look up to the ugly people losers but the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and the popular people LIKE WTF WHEN CAN THE SOCITEY POINT OUT THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS OUTNUMBER EVERYBODY AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS HURT THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE IS TOO UGLY TO HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOOKS AND IS LAME
and the ugly people losers is going to deny it but why is there more ugly people losers movies and things are rigged to help the ugly people losers
>>694277507
>>694277507
Oh hey I see you're still posting this. While I get a general sense that you're butthurt about something, I can't really tell what. Maybe English isn't your first language, maybe you just shoved a bunch of acid up your ass, maybe you're just retarded. I don't know. But you're going to have to speak clearly or no one's gonna give a shit.
Someone got some cool team Instinct propaganda?
i need to spread the word and keep valors away from my bloody gym!
Whichever one owns the most gyms. You fags will argue about anything.
>>694277487
What are the perks of the teams? I thought it didnt make a difference
>>694278342
valor get better bonus from upgrading, mystic easier evolves, instinct egg drops. Like I said, I don't spend a lot of time actually playing out and catching, so I mostly get pokemon from hatching eggs.
>>694272410
What's it like playing a diluted version of a classic game which now, apparently, has been turned into Divergent?
>>694274425
Um....gotta catch them all
Pokemon
>>694278491
Upgrading what exactly?
Thanks for the info btw
>>694278874
Probably means power ups and evolving.
>>694278532
It's pretty damn fun!
>>694274425
micro-transactions
Team instinct is the best obviously. Valor is for the aggro autistic 12 year olds. Mystic is for all the casual zombies. Instinct is no doubt the minority, but everyone who has half a brain chooses that team
>>694272410
Zapdos>Moltres>Articuno
Objectively. Prove me wrong
>protip- you can't
/Thread
>>694280628
Nigger always want to be a minority
>>694280628
So it's hypster team.
>>694276925
>Articuno advantage over Moltres
And Moltres has an advantage over Articuno.
>Fire>Ice
Only difference is Moltres has a base speed stat of 90, and Articuno 85
rekt
>>694281077
Articuno>moltres>zapdos
Objectively. Proce me wrong
> protip- you can't
/Thread
>>694272410
Team Uninstall, because you fuckers are still buying into the idea that this game isn't shit. It's got less than half the features and is buggy as hell. In any other market, we'd call it an Alpha, not even a Beta, but no. Pokemon has so much nostalgia attached, that doesn't matter apparently.
So let's see here:
You can't build a team
you can't trade yet
The battle system is shit
Each can only learn 2 moves
Because it's based on Ingress, in 6months there won't be a point to new players joining because the average power level will be so rediculously high.
Can we let this fad burn out already?
>>694281305
Okay
Electric> Flying for both types
Fire>Ice
Ice a shit, mystic shill
>>694281386
They never promised anything faggot what did you expect? A new pokemon game?
>>694281386
I bet you get invited to all the parties and you totes are drowing in pussy dawg.
>>694281386
Isn't it obvious that zapdos is the best? It's electric, so it beats articuno. Moltres is fire type, but it doesn't give it an advantage over electric type.
Zapdos>Moltres>Articuno
Articuno is better than Moltres, but zapdos is better than articuno. Moltres is equal against zapdos, but weak to articuno.
Therefore, Instinct's team is the best team with the best bird.
>>694272410
What the fuck is this shit?
>>694281622
Actually, I could go on and write a long, well constructed response to that, but there's no point because this is /b/. 0/10 butthurt bait.
>>694281604
>New game comes out called Pokemon Go
>"What'd you expect, a new pokemon game?"
This is the special level of stupid I'm talking about.
>>694281651
pic related
>>694272410
>just started playing
>get to level 5
>chose your team
>fuck yeah, team valor
>every fucking arena in the city is either team mystic or team instinct
>every arena has at least one 1000+ cp pokemon in it
thinking about restart since there is no way I can compete with these fuckers so I might as well join them
>>694282129
>i must defend my position
>muh ego
Fun fact: your opinion will get attacked, you wont win, you are just stiring the pot because you have nothing better to do.
>stop liking things i dont like
>>694281676
I don't play pokemon go, but even I know you're retarded
>>694281285
That still puts Zapdos on top.
As you would say, "rekt".
>>694282323
Pffff, my whiteboard has more tally marks than that.
Team Mystic fags
>>694281386
The whole idea for me is that it's competitive trying to catch more pokemon than my girlfriend and my other friends
:^] and to be the best
>>694282129
Don't buy into the hype then.
It's a game, that's it. People like it, even buggy. It's a fun concept, but it does needs bit more work.
Also, instinct Pokemon master race
Mystic is for normies.
>>694282928
I just wish the hype wasn't absolutely all encompassing. Seriously, I can't go on any social media without seeing pages of it. I can't go to work without nearly hitting dumb fucks absent mindedly wandering parking lots with their heads down. I can't even go to my local bar anymore because faggots are camping it with their sound on full blast because there's a pokespot in it and "if it's just on vibrate, I might miss one".
>>694283062
And instinct is for autistic neckbeards
>>694283150
Seriously? It will go away, dont use social media, or you know man up and deal with it.
>>694282129
They never said it was a new pokemon game
Did fallout shelter was a new fallout game? You misinterpreted the little info you were given. Shut up faggot and dont be jelly cuz MUH OLD GAME PLAYED BY NORMIE
I bet that you are jew
>>694283228
Exactly
>>694274425
It's the only thing that has been successful at getting me out the house and active for more than two hours daily, good enough for me.
>>694272410
https://youtu.be/R_etEhiBd50
>>694283150
Pretty much this>>694283389
I walk around too, but I do take off the noise. It'll go away soon, if they don't update it. Just do something that doesn't involve being around these people alot
>>694272410
Red team is best team
>>694278874
the stardust cp upgrade. sorry for the delayed response, had to walk dog/hit pokestops
mystic sucks. instinct are just retards
It logged me out and i cant confirm my emal. I get the email and the link to confirm it, when i click it it says i can't create an account at the time or that i clicked the wrong link.
Got and Aerodactly and a Dratini and the 3 starters, also walked 19k, I don't want to lose everything :'(
R8 my names m8s (1/2)
>>694284751
That picture is realistic
Yellow: a tiny chink
Red: a faggorilla
Blue: the invincible godzilla
>>694285008
2/2 m8s 4 r8s
>>694285084
>>694284933
Servers are overloaded it dis the same to me yestetday
Now everything is fine
>>694285140
Did the goyim triggered you hershel?
>>694285140
everyone knows that blue are the good and red the evil ones
Okay so what's the relationship with a Pokemon's weight, and its max CP? I heard the higher the weight, the higher max CP.
Also team instinct. Got the vinyl decal coming from Amazon already
>>694281386
>the future
>chill with people at party, all playing go
>trading some pokemuns yeah
>qt 3.14 asks for a bulbasaur
>luckily i just catched one awhile ago
>trade it for a metapod
>realize too late and say "fuck now im left with a metapod"
>qt smiles "here you can have this oddish"
>"if you nurture it well maybe it will bloom into gloom ;)"
>metapod hardens instantly
Red is best
>>694281386
It's been out for less than a week. Chill with the hate until they update
>>694285155
checked
also, here's a pic attached
Team valor
>>694282928
No team is the best they all suck like this game, easily one of the worst popular games ever.
>>694276328
I know your feel.
I'm 30 miles from town
>>694285882
only 680... youd think it would be higher no?
>>694282716
2.16 meter.. 1.7 kg :')
>>694285008
Pretty good names would see them again
>>694285882
>>694286362
kek
I have the best Pokémon
U cant beat me
>>694281676
Fire is super effective to ice, electric is neutral to ice and fire but super effective against flying and so is ice, if we are trying to decide which bird would win in a fight the winner would be zapdos because he can deal double damage to the other two and is only weak to ice, articuno would be fucked because he id weak to zapdos and moltres and cant deal super effective hits to moltres (I think), and moltres only has an advantage against articuno and has a dos advantage against zapdos.
Mystic master race
All other teams are just worthless peasants
>>694286981
HA You wish retard
Can anyone help? Everytime I go to choose my team it gives me this error
>>694287115
>>694287115
>damage control
Typical peasant response
>>694287287
▲
▲▲
>mfw I dont even have the fucking game but Im rooting for team instinct so hard already that I swear to god if one of those valor or mystic faggots comes round my neighborhood Ill make their aunties and uncles wish they sent them to belair when they had the chance
>>69428732
>>694287417
Gotta finish your tendies first
>>694287375
>>694285781
This guy gets it.
When trading becomes available, will definitely be able to get a BJ for a Pokemon.
>>694287323
Anyone who thinks Mystic sounds cool is a stripper or an Emo asslord faggot.
people who chose team Mystic are just edgy faggots who thought it sounded cool
>>694273520
that's because there's only 4 of us
>>694287827
>>694287900
>more damage control
>>694285865
Nah the whole site is down
You need to use googls to log or wait until they fix the problem
>>694287696
Cooked to perfection in an electric powered microwave, not that crispy fire bullshit or that water piss stuff.
>>694286588
deutschfag welches Team
>>694288034
Ah hell no
>>694288034
bitch what now
>>694274425
its like when I played pokemon in kindergarten, because now all my friends are playing again and it's cool
also it's still a challenge to catch stronger pokemon so yeah you don't need to battle them but they're not handed to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzfg0aBE19Y
Valor
>>694275783
>get this game
You can get it at anytime. Lol
>>694287193
baited
>no difference other than color and name
still, Valor has some of the best battlers, Mystic holds the highest number of gyms, and Instinct has some of the most efficient grinders
BUT THAT'S FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN YOUR SPAGHETTI MAY VARY
>>694288695
Please tell me that this is either satirical, or youre on another team. I know james is one of the best people in the pokemon universe, but he makes team valor look fucking stupid.
>>694289429
No. He makes it look 10 times better
>>694272410
Instinct is the only normal one, Valor is the tryhard team and every Mystic I've met is either an edgy beta, emo faggot, or retarded weeaboo.
>be team valor
>every post calls us try hards
>was out 4 hours last night taking over all the gyms I could reach on foot.
>I'm off tmrw so I'm going to drive around and reach more gyms
I am ok with being a try hard. Whenever I do something it's all or nothing.
OK I started pokemon go.
So I don't battle them at All? I just catchecked Them? Like wtf is the point of catching them if I can't deploy my starter charmander out to fuck shit up.
This is gay.
>>694289619
Okay maybe slightly
Okay james is still hot af but moltres is the stupid one
>>694290094
Exactly we have to be try hards because mystic is everywhere
>>694290150
Unistall than
Eh I don't really care about the teams all that much. I've always liked zapdos the most out of the birds so I picked instinct
>>694290315
I hate blue so much.
>>694290588
It is funny mystic is usually the first to shit on any other team, but will call you out if you shit on them at the drop of a hat. Fucking hypocrites
i liked articuno the best but i like the color red. also team mystic sounds like the team for weaboo edgelords.
also zapdos is ugly
Guys, I think I'm in big trouble. So I always bring a mallet with me because I don't have a flip knife, only a shitty swiss army knife, so I can't really defend myself when I play Pokemon Go. Yesterday, U took a gym and a guy with a potato sack tried to pull it over my head but he was fat so i pushed him off. Then he charged at me, and I pulled out my mallet and hit him right on the head, and he was out. I didn't think I damaged him that much, but when he fell onto the curb I heard a small snapping souns and saw that his head looked likt it was inside the curb. I thought I killed him, but he woke up and I saw how deformed his head was so I threw up in his face and ran away...
>>694288034
>a guy giving his opinion
>HAHA DAMAGE CONTROL DOOD
>>694274425
this
if pokemon go does not add these features im not playing for long or playing at all.
>>694290946
Fucking deserves it, if his fat ass cant beat you and take the gym he shouldn't get it.
>>694290770
I had two bluefags stalk two of my valor friends at a store cuz they asked what team they were on trying to convert them.
red is the: "i liked charizard and idrc what team i'm on"
blue is the: "i know i'm smart and better than everyone plus blue is the coolest color literally and figuratively *snort*"
yellow is the: "well idrc for red or blue, i like pikachu and a couple friends have yellow already so i'll do this one"
yellow has the least numbers because NOBODY LIKES THEM
>>694291299
Im pretty sure mystic is the one instigating all the nonsense
Instinct because instinct is fucking sick.
>>694291299
Hail God Valor. Don't let people persuade you to be a blue normie.
made a picture showing color psychology of colors. It makes sense based on what I've seen.
>>694291392
>Dont like charizard or moltres so no team red
>Dont like pikachu so meh team yellow
>Dont wanna be an edgelord but I like articuno the most
what do /b/
>Me: Hey best friend lets both get Pokemon Go and play together
>Best friend: Ok cool let's take this online quiz and see what team we should be on
>Both take quiz
>Both get Team Valor
>Ok
There's literally no difference between the 3 teams, just a way to cause competition in the community
>>694291797
Red team is best team join us and you don't have to be a pussy (blue) or a retard (yellow)
>>694291797
Team blue my friend
Glorious team blue
>>694276925
actually it's only a glass cannon against physical attacks which both of the other birds don't have. Zapdos and Moltres specialize in special attack like they definitely should but against Articunos special defensive bulk it has the potential to take both out.
>>694291829
Fuck off redfag
>>694291447
Yup. I try not to even interact with other people cuz I'm in my zone trying to grind and catch Pokemon. It's everyone else who asks what team and get mad.
>>694291652
Hail Valor
>>694291797
but everyone plays blue, it's too mainstream.
>>694285882
let's talk about that 9gag watermark
>>694276922
Same in my town it seems that its only team mistic and team instinct tho with valor only controlling one gym that's constantly changing between all three teams. For the most part though its team mystic
>>694291797
yellow cuz zapdos is best
>>694292645
That's because the most people are in mystic than valor than Instinct. So the only good choice is instinct unless you're a filthy casual or an edgelord
>>694285008
omg the instead of 4me, the way edgier "3me"!
you must be the meme king!
>>694272410
Team Mystic all the way yo.
You can be no wise man.
You can not believe in mysticism.
But you are nothing without valor.
mystic
TEAM VALOR
NEVER LOSE
ALWAYS WIN
RAPE INSTINCT/MYSTIC CUCKS
Are gym battles super fucking buggy for anybody else?
I take their Pokemon to zero HP, and then it just decimates my Pokemon one by one because it won't faint.
I still try again and win eventually but I've wasted so many god damn potions and revives because of this.
I'm wondering if it's because I'm on Pokemon Club and not google, and all the traffic that it's getting and not built for.
>>694273798
>>694274129
>better pokemons than me
show your real pokemons faggot
>>694272410
>Team Rangers
>Team Wizards
>Team Warriors
Eh, I'll probably go Mystic, I'm a wizardly type.
>>694293746
Im on google and that happens to me. Once it is down to 0, use your special, ive found that it will usually make them faint. Not always, but more often than not. Also i think signal strength plays into it as well, it only happens to me when i have weak cell signal
>>694293746
walk out of range and come back works most times
>>694272794
more like team mis-take
WTF is CP in relation to Pokemon Go?!?!?!?!
>>694272410
How does it feel that you're being hacked as you play nigger bitch
http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/people-are-deleting-pokemon-go-asap-after-finding-out-disturbing-fact
>>694274079
I take it you live next to an eevee spawn
>>694293975
Yeah it's probably signal strength.
those battles should be offline once you have the data of their pokemon.
>>694294222
>implying i use my google account for anything
>implying i dont have multiple accounts with varying uses
>mfw only simpletons have one account
I liked the description of the Blue team.
>>694294346
It kinda is, but if you knock it down it has to update the gym
>>694290413
*then
>>694294222
who honestly gives a fuck
nobody is terrorists we're just faggots catching pokemon, we have no privacy anyway who cares
>>694288966
Not if he's not from US, NZ, or AUS
>>694294168
It stands for Cum Potential. It indicates the possible quality and thus potential revenue of any porn images featuring the pokemon.
>>694294584
>mystic identified
>>694294633
This is untrue, it stands for Combat Power
Team Mystic
>Edgelord fags who decided to be "cool" and "mysterious" anime shitheads in the real world
Team Valor
>Meta "Praise the sun" cucks who like having the shittiest legendary bird
Team Instinct
>Congrats, special snowflake. You picked the wrong side in the race war just to be "different"
>>694294712
I'm Instinct.
>>694294743
Ah, so you haven't reached that level yet?
>>694294940
Thats not any better
>>694272410
Freshly caught, dubs will name it
>>694294817
Nigga I just like Zapdos doe
>>694295177
chek't
>name it yourself
>>694295177
inb4 Nigger
>>694294949
What level? You can literally look it up anywhere and even in-game if you select which way to organize your Pokemon.
It's Combat Power.
Why would they ever make that stand for Cum Power are you dumb this is a pokemon game not some degenerate 18+ game for perverts.
>>694295177
>>694295177
Punch Monkey
>>694295177
Donkey Kong
>>694295313
Good job not taking the bait, proud of you anon you sure showed him
>>694295285
go die in a fire
>>694295177
Edgelord
Pokemon go slang. Pogo
>>694295177
Mr. McStuffins
>>694295313
Just keep playing. You'll see.
>>694295555
Wasted quads
>>694295641
Yeah right it's just going to change definition later in the game
I'm not an idiot and now I know you're definitely trolling. Good try but I don't feed trolls.
>>694295285
the only good thing about the game is the gangwars that happen, why would you want to change that?
In a world where teams shouldn't be dependent on things like 'ideals', instinct seems to be the only one who makes the cut
>>694295177
Anal Belch
>>694272410
Mystic of course. Yellow is for girls, and red is just a bunch of emos and faggots
>>694295301
Nah son
>>694295311
Winrar I guess?
>>694295285
Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning
Lest these titans wreck destruction upon the world in which they clash
Though the water's great guardian shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn to ash
>>694272410
Are there any other factions, or is ManChild the only one?
I choose blue. I like articuno..
>>694272410
Mystic.
>We are still trying to figure out the Mega-Evo lore along with the Synchro-evolution or whatever thats being foreshadowed for S&M.
>>694275898
Sign me up.
>>694295285
This won't happen until we actually have Gen 2 in GO.
>>694296000
Shitty name but whatever
>>694295879
Team Instinct is heavily based.
We might not hold gyms for very long but we'll never give up!
I still wish luck and happiness to those who chose Blue or Red, and I hope they catch all the Pokemon and find lots of friends!
Y E L L O W T E A M
tybg
>>694296142
>Synchro-evolution
First digimon now yugioh, dear god game freak.
Me and my brother are instinct just because some of our friends are. We learned later that there is literally no other instinct members in town. While we were out hunting we ran into some wisdom and apparently they are in the same boat. Valor is just being massive fucking assholes to both of us and won't let anyone have a single gym. So if you ask me red is a bunch of assholes.
>>694273520
That's funny, over by me it's all Instinct and Mystic. Valor crops up at night and then disappears again.
Is there a website where you can check if your town/city has any Pokemon Go players and which teams they are on?
>>694296395
Well team up and take the gyms. You can attack at the same time
>>694296750
There is already a team valor page on facebook for my town
>>694296750
They're getting leaderboards soon
I Feel they ripped off Yugioh GX
>>694296060
ay yo I ain't sayin' nothin dawg but look how fuckin beast that zapdos looks and how fuckin gay and shit the other two fag birds look fuckin stupid looking birds and zapdos lookin fine as fuck
yellow team is dopest team bruh but i didnt say nothin fam i aint sayin nothing fam
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mah niggas
>>694297214
Can you not see how graceful and beautiful Articuno looks?
Not to mention that it would ice beam you and your Zapdos into oblivion.
Attention anons of NYC.
My associates and I have formed a community of fellow "go-ers". We plan on monopolizing all of the valuable gyms and pokestops. In other words, in order for you to occupy the areas that matter, you will need our permission.
>What the fuck do you mean, anon?
It is exactly what you may be thinking right now. We are pimping this shit. Our organization is the Long Neck Brigade. It is a community made up of people from across the 5 boroughs and we have nearly 200 members.
More than enough to dominate manhattan. Hell, even as I time this, my comrades are bringing glory to the blue. All my fellow blue men will have no need to worry. You are free to do as you please.
But for the others...all you may expect is heavy taxation.
The time has come. This is our formal declaration of dominance in the city of NY. Try to oppose us, but fail, you will.
We will run this shit.
Thank you for your time and understanding.
-Comrade XxSampsonxX
>>694297379
i see how graceful and beauitful your girly dick looks nigga
fuckin girly ass nigga talkin about about graceful aritcunos and shit the fuck
>>694297491
proof that mystics are cringy betas
>>694297491
you gay nigga straight up
>>694273798
Whoever has those Pokémon in the week or whatever since the game came out, really needs help.
>>694283695
Kill yourself
>>694297491
Fucking lynch yourself neckbeard.
>>694297491
Bruh sign me up. Jroseman
>>694297491
Also proof the NYC is owned by blue.
>>694297491
holy mootank, 200 people in new york city?
watch out for these rough boys