>>694269114
holy fuck

>>694269114
i came in my girlfriends shoe when she was traveling

I once came in my gf's family milk jug

tfw her mom and her little sister drank it all

>>694269114
tell them truth.

>>694271247
tell then that you slam dunked their daughter like you were Michael Jorden?

>>694270917
reported

>>694271247
It was a long time ago, I don't think it'd solve anything apart from make everyone hate me. It';d be justified hate, but it isn't something that needs to be brought back up.

>>694271247
law suit?
Wrongful death...
possible Jail time..
anon, no lube in jail.. i mean they have toothpaste....

>>694269114
I'm so sorry to hear that. I just hop you can select all the store front images

>>694269114
Accept the present moment

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Got aunt pregnant last christmas
>she was blind drunk and horny af
>easily a 9/10
>mfw her husband had a vasectomy
>mfw he left her for cheating on him
>mfw she's keeping it
>mfw she doesn't know it was me

I love christmas parties, especially ones where most guests are married, stops people from asking questions for fear of home-wrecking

you fucked up
>an hero on stream?
confess in note???

You're not in jail and you didn't do it on purpouse but really just be happy you're not in jail

>>694272241
fake and gay

started fapping when i saw a sex movie on tv, i was 5 years old, been fapping ever since

>>694271689
They doesn't know who killed kid and why. but if they know what happend, 'Maybe' they are gonna find peace in their mind. To lost someone is not easy one. i know. they are gonna sad i know. but man, at least they are gonna know what really happend, and op gonna get free from guilty

Burnt down most of our house when I was 14 and blamed it on my brother leaving his laptop on as he traveled, setting his bet sheets on fire. He was outcast after, developed severe depression and has attempted suicide

>>694272531
Don't need you to believe it
Just happy I got it off my chest

>>694271698
shit stings tho, especially if you have hemorrhoids from the anal rape. not that I would know...

I eat boggers and bite my fingernails everyday

>>694272899
use cum as lube?

Cool story, fag.

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>>694274006
4chan party van Incoming /b/rother
select the store fronts quickly

>>694272241
Pics?

>>694269114
... wow.

I take pictures of my kid step sister for fap material, shes 9...

>>694272805
So you are the reason for your brother's life going to shit? Kill yourself.

>>694269114
should not have kept the truth hidden when it happened. You'd be in a far better place if you had not done that. And those suggesting he'd go to jail are full of crap, not every time someone dies accidentally someone goes to jail for it

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When I was 19 I fapped with my 8yo nieces hand while she was sleeping and came buckets

>>694275267
I was young and panicked, and left it too long to make it worth bringing up

>>694272241
pic of your aunt? also develope that green text, it's very lousy

>>694274466
oh you Satan... where's your dropbox btw?

>>694269114

How do you drop a 6 year old on your shoulders?

What kind of weak little bitch were you, holy shit. You're pathetic. You really do deserve your guilt.

>>694276076
front the fear.

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>694277307
Let me view this image please

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>>694277378

I killed and raped a friend. i was 11 years old and my friend was 9. We got into an argument and i ended up hitting her with a metal toy gun i had. i beat her and she died soon after. after realizing this i gave in and raped her lifeless body. later when i came back to the body which i hid under i screamed out loud realizing it was all real. Mybabysitter came to investigate so i ran away from him out of fear that he would turn me in. because of this, people thought it was him who killed her and that i was running away to save myself.

He got a life sentence and i was given counseling. i literally left the country in case anyone ever found out it was me.

>people think my life was a result of the trauma
>my life was a result of my guilt

>>694277529
Thats truly fucked up anon

>>694274006
Why the fuck do you have a my little pony tab and a male feminism tab open

>>694277719
>/b/
>fucked

>>694277768
You mother fucker

>>694274006
This is actually not bad b8. r8ed about an 8

>>694275858
go on

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>>694269114
>>694270917

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>>694269114
be alert Accidents hurt

>>694274006
>InPrivate
>/mlp/
>how to take a screenshot
>reddit
>9gag
>cuck feminism

Anon doing the Lord's work

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>>694277768
I see you faggot

When I was in high school I was with a girl that was cheating on her boyfriend with me. We were at my parent house and while she was having sex with me she was getting calls from him for her to come pick him up at a party. I told her to ignore them ect. The boyfriend was the passenger in a car that was wrecked by a friend of ours while he was drunk. The girls boyfriend died.

>>694269114
sounds like a terribly tragic accident that you need take to the grave.

when i was 16 years old. I used a porn site even though i wasn't 18. 6 years later and i still haven't confessed.

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i was living with a roommate and he got back with his girlfriend and she started staying at our place a lot. i was jealous, very jealous as the only attention i get are from strippers i spend a lot of money on. i peed in his shampoo. i also peed in his coffee he had in the fridge. i urinated on his girlfriends food before that. i also switched around a bunch of blu rays from his bluray collection, you know like switching them to the wrong cases. i shoved him one night after he told me i was being kicked out and he placed me in a headlock and called the police on me and i had to leave only to come back once to get my stuff.

femanon here i've been getting off everyday since i was 12

>>694278678
gr8 b8 m8

When I was 8 I accidentally saw a girl naked! I haven't told anyone since because I might get arrested lol!

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i set up a nun who was performing abortions to get caught by the police. she was doing it because she knew how to properly, you know to save women from improperly performed ones and the like, dying from the botched ones. i always had feelings for her and i did it so that i was all she would have. after she got out of jail and we set up shop making condoms i proposed to her. she ran off, i think she's sensing something isn't right. and that's why i'm here to confess.

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>>694269114
jesus christ op...

Been in a relationship with a person I don't even care about for 4 years

Drugdealer, family and friends think I'm in school for 2 years

Haven't had a license for 3 years but drive daily

When i was about 12 yo I used to capture frogs, put firecracker intheir mouth, and watch them explode.

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>>694270917

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I used to masturbate to Jimmy Neutron in the morning before school. It was under the blanket and way before I could even ejaculate. Not to Jimmy, but the chicks on the show.

Last night I shoved a banana up my ass that was in a bowl on the kitchen bench, then I saw my dad eating it the next day

>>694276804
She was leaning back looking at something you fucking cuck

>Dating a 17 year old who recently started modeling
>Met a 14 year old online, tell her I can teach her about sex and shit
>Get her to come to my place
>We make out & she gives me her first blowjob
>later I meet my gf, have sex with her

>next day I have another date with the 14 year old, same thing.
>later I meet another girl i met online, also 17

>>694279369
>Not to Jimmy, but the chicks on the show.
Why is this so fucking funny?

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I bet you piledrove her into the ground

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>>694279402

>>694277965
>>694278262
>>694279289
See: >>694278155

>>694278197
Lurk moar man, that copypasta was stale

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>>694279369
>Not to Jimmy, but the chicks on the show.

>>694275858
Thats fucking hot

>>694269114

Holy shit, anon. that's heavy.

I masturbated last night

I cheated my gf without condom, didnt have the time to shower, and she gave me a blowjob, cleaning up the cyprin of the other chick without knowing

>>694269114
Got a confession for ye fam. I made my little sis pregnant. It was her birthday, she was 16 and I was 23. She had a party and I decided to let them have it at my house cause parents don't agree with drinking. We all get drunk. I fuck her.... not proud of it..
She was giving birth 9 months later. tfw she knows it was me but says it is her bf child
tfw insest

>>694278197
Forgot best thing
> Internet Explorer

>>694269114
i liked a brony song...no bait

>>694271698
So your rapist can have a clean breath as he is eating your ass out