Listen, I understand your feelings (also I didn't read all of this shit)

But what's wrong with you ?
Grow up a little bit, If you're an ugly motherfucker then why the fuck would a sexy fit girl sleep with you huh ? Think about it

Fat girl vagina sucks god dammit. I need a new court to play in.

>>694260748
fuck off

>>694260740
I hear grills aren't even attracted to looks, though. Even though all my life, I've yet to see an example of that. (ofc you have those lucky fatters that bag a out-of-their-league broad, but that's about as common as finding a Mew Two on Pokemon GO.) My evidence suggests they're even shallower than most guys.

>>694260602

you should probably stop saying lol out loud

that would be a good start

>>694261047
Fat girl?

or boyfriend of a fat girl?

Look, it's nice cause it's vagina. But I'm sure as fuck it can't beat laying with a top sorority house president (for some reason, the presidents of sororities are always really hot. I guess there's probably a grim reason for that.)

I know your problem ... you are just too friendly. Smart and good guys will be friendzoned. Stop that shit. Care more about yourself and your needs than about others.

>>694261254
I say lol in writing to replace any chuckle I may do irl. I don't say 'lol' in public. What do you think I am? some 14 year old mmorpg multi-chin lord?

*chuckles*

>>694261356
I'm going through a crisis, get this nigger fear mongering bullshit out of here.

Hookers

>>694261660
what are you then? an 18 year old mmorpg multi-chin lord?

>>694261254
i say lol out loud and i fuck girls regularly. mybe u gotta get fit to fuck a fit girl?

>>694261533
I already do that lol. Trust me, /b/rother, I only grant my respect to those who show me it. I have no reason to respect those who do not respect me, whether they be a man or a woman.

>>694261660
as i saidb it before, i say it even on dates and i get a laugh out of it. its how u guys are sayin it lol

>>694260602
tell me why you deserve to fuck a hot fit girl? are you really handsome or in shape? are you making $? or do you have a great talent?

>>694261850
a 21 year old double chin vidya lord
Well, for now. Its the summer and I've been working out, also looking for a job because I'm bored of playing vidya all day and hanging with people everyday gets mundane.

>>694260602
Lemme just say that I wrote off my looks for a long time. Just thought I was unattrative in general. I remember exaftly when, in the 7th grade. But i have managed to turn things around. a multiyear focus on dieting and fitness, loss of about 60lbswhile gaining muscle, meanwhile growing a beard, getting a better haircut and actually caring about the clothes I wear and how I look in general, its all paid off. Sure, I still have some acne scars, still could lose another 10 lbs, still my nose is too big, but whatever.:. people I havent seen for years are shocked when they see me. Hot grills actually will give me the time of day. I can slay 8/10s i just met at the bar...and now I actually have. Its glorious. And more than anything, its that I feel less unattractive and much more confident.
Tldr- attractiveness is not set in stone for most of us, you have to work at it.

>>694260602
>mush mush
>real recognize real
>smash

Why don't you kill yourself you wanna be dudebro faggot. Don't come sniffing around here looking for sympathy you fucking normie trash

Step 1 : get rich
Step 2 : fuck as skinny bithes as you want
Stop 3 : profit !

Stop being a fat sad cunt, become a /Fit/izen today!

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>>694262322
>I can slay 8/10s i just met at the bar... and now I actually have.
Dropping them hints that in real life you're an axe murderer. Having a beard so when you're made you can shave it and nobody will recognize you.

>>694261422
Not that guy but my current gf is chubby and has the best pussy I've ever fucked. Tight, small, pretty much scentless, tastes good. I've been with good looking skinny girls before but never enjoyed sex the way I do with my chubber. Maybe you just want it and think it's better because in your own mind it's unattainable. Like imagining how great it would be to fuck a celebrity

>>694260602
chin up bro, if it bothers you that much try and get in shape.

girls like confidence, get in shape and actually leave your moms basement and try and chat to them instead of dwelling on it

>>694262163
I didn't know I had to qualify to fuck a nice fit girl. She can just be a pretty face looking for a man to support her Mrs. Degree, but I have to be the one to bring everything to the table. Haha, funny.

I can look handsome in the face if I shower and shave, not much I can do short term about my fat ass torso.

I'm funny. I know a lot of people say this, but I'm literally the funny man to all my friends. I have been cracking up my peers since the tender age of 11.

I'm broke, but I have opportunities to advance in life. I'm pursuing a degree and I'm very skilled with electronics/electricity.

but these aren't the reasons why she should sleep with me.

>>694262664
wtf is that shitty 9fag image ? dude

well, at least you get pussy :(

>>694260602
Wow. Yeah. I guess the way our species evolved sure didn't benefit you, did it? You fat, slovenly sack of shit.

>>694263202
* so stop whining like a bitch

>>694260602
Rent a whore you ugly fuck.

Disclaimer: I am a whore.

>>694262478
Does my vernacular trigger deep memories of dudebros taking your crush right before your eyes and making you look like a neckbeard cuck that you are?

>>694260602
Listen /b/ro, I know it's scary, and I know rejection is hard, but take it from a baby-faced fatass who's gf is a skinny bitch: you just gotta practice. Go out to the bars, get your friends to set you up on dates with skinny bitches, do whatever you can to just practice talking to attractive women. It's hard, it's scary, but in the end it will make you a better communicator, which is what these girls want.

Girls in life learn that they have to settle, they'll date the hot men when they're young, but once they mature (and women mature faster than men), they'll realize that most of the hot guys they're dating are assholes and dump them for someone who might be less attractive, but will definitely treat them better.

Guys like and respect you, that's great, you can make good friends and connections that way. The girls that choose not to do that are the ones you want to stay away from; they won't appreciate you in the long run and, even if you just want to fuck one a single time, the ones that don't appreciate you will bite you in the ass later in life. Find the girl that will not only settle for you (which isn't a bad thing), but will look past the baby-face and see the man that your friends love and respect.

You can do it, Anon. I believe in you.

>>694262948
Not that other guy, but look bra. Dating and sex are a huge competition. You have to attract the grill. Maybe in your family life and anonsgst friends you are a special butterfly but out in the real world no one is going to give you pussy for the sake of equality or some such shit...or because you are a 'nice guy'. You may be able to win over a certain type of girl with humor, but its gonna be real hard doing so if you are a total slob. And just because you cant make an immediate improvement in your fitness doesnt mean you shouldnt start trying right now. Its more a reason to start right now.

>>694262740
That's the route I'm taking, honestly.

So much for girls not being as into looks as guys are.

>>694263420
/thread

>>694260602
When the results come through that you have autism

>>694260602
>>Implying you wouldnt be you if you lost weight, took care of yourself and were considered hot.

Being fat doesnt make you more entitled to be a respectable person. It doesnt make you any better than the hot guy. He can be just as nice as you. If you want the hot chick, make yourself appealing to her. If you're too lazy for that, I guess you don't deserve her. She sure as shit isnt so lazy that she sits around eating cheetos and playing vidya for 95% of her life.

>>694263562
>>694263420
>>694260602

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THE FEELS.

>>694263339
Life is merely a Freemium game. You can get through it without buying your way to victory, but it'll be a long journey full of grinding. Or you can be a beta faggot and pay to win.

Although I usually just lucky patch it and get free in game stuff anyway, but still. I ain't not bitch. plus, I've already had sex (with a fat girl). I'm not that desperate for sex.

The best head I ever got was from a skinnier girl :(

>>694263877
>beta faggot
>fucking 10/10's paid for with money you earned because you're top of your field
>beta

wut

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>>694263420
You've touched my heart in ways I didn't even think was possible.

But I'm not gonna be a girls saving grace. Best believe I'm finding myself a nice self respecting grill. one who was raised as such.

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>>694260602
Buy a whore you genetically inferior autist.

>>694264285
You don't have to be her saving grace; she won't choose you because of that. She'll choose you based on the content of your character and the morals you stand for. Trust me, women see this shit in men, they'll analyze you from head to toe, and peer into your soul.

Anon, you are not their saving grace, in the end, they are yours, because the right girl will love you unconditionally, no matter what.

>>694264285
But also finding a self-respecting grill is kewl, too.

>>694263438
You know it, bro. As stated before, I've already started working out. Hopefully I can be looking at least decent by the time school starts. I used to be skinny, I know I've got an attractive face. I just need to lose the double chin and the excess face fat and I'll be in skinny, prestine white girl vagina in no time.

>>694260602
...If this isn't already a pasta, it will be soon.

>>694264821
I'm kind of grateful for my genes. Little to no acne, no medical problems, strong bones, great hair, metabolism keeps me at weight no matter how much I eat, a nice package.

I'm really under-utilizing my resources.

>>694260602
>Every man should have the honor of getting mush mush with at least one fit girl in their life.

fake and gay.

having sex is not about "the kind of female body you're inserting your penis into".

neither is "100% guaranteed success", because there are millions of reasons why you could have a "bad mush mush" even in the best circumstances.

you homefaggots, grown up only with vidya and porn, erroneously think that a "slim fit qt3.14 girl" is the Perfect Fuck For Every Male.

not only this is false, but it also has the side effect of transforming girls in Stacies, and then the Stacies in Chads-craving addicts. That's exactly the object of your hate, cringefeels and fear.

>>694260602
Nigger go watch patrice O'Neil

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>>694261140
They're attracted to looks, you moron.

>>694262322
yes, thats about it, you got to feel attractive to yourself.