Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694247431
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Tomoko claim
>dusgusting early bake
At least it hit 150 with the link.
Rory-sama claimed
>>694259849
Claim chowder.
>>694260096
>tfw /waifu/ freaks out because one image early bake
I want cake
pso2 Matoi claim
>>694260255
Go to bakery
>>694260506
Oh, hello. It's you again.
>>694260686
Hello me again
Hello
Is it me you're looking for
>>694260747
You're a funny one
>>694260837
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I ever wanted...
>>694260837
no
claimed
Getting some interesting requests for ohayou's
>>694260941
And my arms are open wide
>>694260989
Well fuck you too Sachi
What's up gents
>>694261201
Trying to sleep. And you?
Miho claimed
Sleepy
>>694261201
The ceiling is up right now. WBU?
>>694261201
Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
>>694261374
>All the easier
>>694261315
Just woke up a little bit ago, had myself an english muffin with mayhaw jelly, headed to work soon. Go sleep. Beds usually help.
>>694261374
How are you Miho? Besides the obvious sleepy
I mean on a broader scale
How are you doing
>>694261411
I really should have expected it from someone. Not too much, just having an easy morning, gonna head to work pretty soon here.
>>694261525
And I want to tell you so much
I love you
>>694261201
Hello Renge
Just when I was halfway my ohayou's I get 4 more requests. Can't say I mind, I love making them.
What's up with you my man?
>>694261678
Oh wow, really? This is so sudden...
>>694261683
There are better Akiko dakis, you know
And of course you do
Give a mouse an ohayou and all that
Just getting ready for the day, gonna head to work in a bit.
>>694261862
Well you know
I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
>>694261982
Uh... uh...
>mind's blank
>>694261982
>There are better Akiko dakis, you know
Don't worry, I know
>
Have a great day Renge, hope to see you tonight some more
T H E C U T E S T T O E V E R B E
>>694262407
Tsk, tsk, gotta be up on your Lionel Richie
Have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDXs75Ulo
>>694262718
Ah, there are the peaches
I'll probably be on during the day, just was a bit busy lately, but thank you
Got any plans besides making Ohayos?
Oh yeah, and I started watching OniAi but got sidetracked by Amagi Brilliant Park. Akiko a cute but the other girls need to leave.
/Waifu/ sure is slow this morning.
>>694260989
Best maid.
>>694261374
Aren't we all tired right now?
Jesus christ Deadman's Wonderland is edgy
>>694263228
There are about 5 daki's but that one is one of my favorites, along with full version of pic related
>started watching OniAi but got sidetracked
Good thing you started, but how do you get sidetracked when there's only 12 episodes to watch
>Akiko a cute
I KNOW RIGHT?
>the other girls need to leave
Arashi can stay but Ginbe and Ana need to fucking go
Claiming space milf
>>694264294
Dude if there's anyone who can manage to not finish a series it's me
There are multiple series that I stopped watching one episode before the end
I've probably finished maybe a sixth of the shows that I got at least halfway through
Most likely I'll get sidetracked back into it
Will be when I remember exactly what a qt3.14 Akiko is
Also I love when the dude is just trying to live his life, same with SYD
Ayyyyyy, fuck that other carrier for never moving. Sunk him in one round of planes
Kongou claimed, desu~
Lootcrate should send out a single box that's a part of a brick and spiders
hundreds and hundreds of spiders
Why are turtles fucking outside my house
>renge
>>694265159
But what kind of spiders should they send?
>>694265233
I think the better question is how the turtle on the right got on its back.
>>694263628
best file names
>>694265233
because why not?
>>694265159
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=diOhwvRYlsU
Also I lost.
Well I'm cleaning out my room and I'm finding some rather interesting stuff
Some examples are a box of vaginal cream to treat infections, an old ass USB with some questionable content and an apple flavored scorpion sucker
>>694264590
That's a part of the humor. Akiko and the others are trying so hard and Akito just doesn't give a fuck.
>>694265077
Dubs confirm best ship desu~
>>694265233
Nyanpasu!
>>694265943
I don't know maybe Brown Recluses
>>694266106
https://youtu.be/rOQkBEnw0Ag
These new Le mans style cars in GTA are pretty badass
I'm off for tonight. Goodnight fellas.
>>694266153
Agreed, desu~
>>694266575
Hearty kek.
>>694266043
I wouldn't be too sure of that, I think that some of (Deadman) Shiro's filenames are better than mine.
>>694266575
For some reason, I'm now being reminded of how evil it would be to distribute spicy gummy bears on Halloween.
>>694266153
explain "questionable content"
:^)
>>694267488
nah your file names are great
clmd
>Claiming mai waifu in the OP
You picking a fight, nerd?
>>694266896
Night Hanako! Sleep well.
>>694266184
Hey there Makoto, how are you?
>>694266153
I caught as much and I do appreciate it
>>694266043
Because that's my driveway dude
They're fucking right in my driveway
>>694265943
I dunno, I tried to help it up and that's when I realized that I was interrupting something lewd
>>694267921
Old ass USB with nothing on it except some garbled files, transactions and powerpoints
I couldn't decipher much except that the one of them was about anabolic steroids
>>694267277
And dubs again
check em desu~
My sweet little waifu.
>>694268312
Alright, doin some ship modding. Trying to see if this Is how the voice overs work.
Going to sleep early tonight because fuck the waking world.
Bye.
https://youtu.be/eEH59PX4q90
I know I post this a lot, but it's a good song man.
Good Morning Everyone!
>>694268474
... Who is? I MUST HUG AND SQUEEZE.
>>694268312
nothing wrong with that
>>694268419
alright then :o
>>694268902
hola discount karen
>>694269026
Hey sachii wasup?
https://youtu.be/K4_Qzx-E2LQ
>>694268474
She wont be pure and sweet when Im finished with her
>>694267921
>Tfw I changed the filenames of my lewds.
>>694268312
>
>>694269097
Morining Shino.
>>694269593
How goes it yoko.
I was thinking about watching some kiniro mosaic this morning. Im watching watamote tho instead.
Im going to the FUCKIN WATER PARK TODAY WOOT WOOT.
im seriously the best uncle.
https://youtu.be/Lsj0mY13t9s
>>694269593
>>694269858
https://youtu.be/3NdVPTQkRaY
That got lewd awfully fast
I'm just being assaulted by inappropriate acts this morning
>>694268501
I can't say I have the faintest idea what you're talking about but I hope you have good luck with it
>>694270561
>
Can you sluts not go one morning without going full slut?
https://youtu.be/qPxL5guYmWw
>>694268902
Goodo morningu
And to all you too
>>694270561
I'm working on a voice over mod for Warships. It's not very hard, but holy fuck it's tedious!
>>694269593
hmm?
im curious to what your lewd file names are now :o
>>694269858
lewd
>>694269097
clouds and the sky n sheit
>2D
I know I'm cheating. Shut up.
>>694270767
Only 1lewd, thanks
>>694270885
I would say I see but frankly I know literally nothing about warships beyond that it exists so I'm still pretty much in the dark
>>694270859
Hey Tristy, how's it hanging?
>>694271050
Technically fine.
We have plenty of people claiming vidya waifu.
Besides, vidya games is just 2D trying to emulate 3D
https://youtu.be/JB_fNVOPzyM
>>694271082
Things like when you detect an enemy, or get set on fire, or those type of things have a line that plays. All I'm doing is changing that little voice, to a different one. It's like if you were watching some sports thing, and you replaced the commentator with a little Japanese schoolgirl.
>>694271082
Woke up and about to prep some oatmeal
What's your summ name in league? Mugen might still be playing so I might join him in one
>>694270039
>>694270964
And that's canon boys
>>694271330
Be sure to post a video of it in action sounds fun.
Are you infact using japanese school girls for alerts and shit?
>>694271565
I won't be on for another 10 hours but it's SkyCerberus if you're still there then
>>694271330
I understand the idea of modding the VOs, I just didn't know where it applied in warships since I've never played it
I'm not really into boats
>>694271050
Spook
>>694271688
So OniAi is more hentai then ecchi?
Figured considering it's about some slutty brocon.
You guys like Mudvayne?
https://youtu.be/G_5UOkUDti8
>>694271713
All I'm doing is taking the official Iona voice over that they made for the ARP ships, and plastering it onto the English voice. Sad that there won't be any for the new game mode since tier 5-7 ships can't get in, so they made no voices for it. It'll be weird hearing that all in English, but whatever.
>>694271824
Ah. Well, I'll make a video of it maybe.
Actually, here's a video with all the voices apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfP_BRu19RM
>>694269774
I'm doing good, but I need to be at work here in a few minutes. I still need to catch up on that when I get back home, though.
>>694270561
Sorry, Renge.
>You're going to have to put up with a bit of rule 34 until the thread dies.
>>694270964
I can't really do that since you haven't rolled trips.
>I'll tell you what they are later.
https://youtu.be/9YGL3amPmyc
Wew, I've become really unpopular I guess.
Oh well. Post guilty pleasure songs. In case you were wondering what I was doing.
>>694271831
To be fair they aren't actually related because cop-out
>>694271831
Not really
Both pics are from the animated specials, which are extremely lewd compared to the main series
Mizore claimed
>>694271824
Gotcha
>>694272276
Waddaya mean or is that rp?
>>694272513
Is that a toothpick or some candy?
>>694272639
Candy ;))
>>694272352
Lazy author.
>>694272472
Oh, like Konosuba, k then.
https://youtu.be/9U4bf5OPTdc
>>694272639
I just wanted a (You) so I cried a little.
Nothing major.
>>694272759
The best part is that it's said in the last scene of the anime
Guys just sitting there writing his novel and he says something and is like "...but she's not really my sister"
then it ends
>Fucking what
I just played Tera online and enjoyed it. How fucked am i?
>>694271831
>So OniAi is more hentai then ecchi? Figured considering it's about some slutty brocon.
You may have convinced me to watch that show, definitely gets high priority on my ptw
>>694272890
>
https://youtu.be/XbWZ8In9Ois
>>694272759
>Konosuba
Wouldn't know. Never saw it
>>694272890
Actually biggest fucking cop-out I've ever seen and I hated it
>HAHA JUST KIDDING GUYS SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY MY SISTER
Maybe it could've been more interesting if they had made a second season where they worked with it, but that din't happen
>>694273232
Konosuba is definitely worth a watch
>>694272740
Oh ok. What are you up to? I'm prepping some breakfast for meself
>>694272820
Blel
>>694273232
I think I gave it a 6 or 7/10
It's actually a decent ecchi SoL. But truly Megumin makes the show. Easily best girl and a miracle of the universe.
https://youtu.be/RIJwXgNdWbI
>>694273477
You have really low standards for what counts as ecchi.
>>694273549
True.
I guess it's just harmless pranks. Except for the panty stealing part.
And the OVA.
>>694273342
>>694273477
Alright, I'll give it a go then
>>694273665
For me it's actually the other way around, panty stealing is completely vanilla and barely a tick, with maybe the succubus episode being the only one that borders ecchi but is still very tame.
https://youtu.be/3qVPNONdF58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy8cklFZ3sA
>>694273935
Well sure it isn't like Amagi Brilliant Park with Sento-ass, but panty stealing is some lewd stuff man.
Did you know you're waifu is NAKED under her clothes? Slut.
I drew my waifu a little while back. Then I decided I wasn't satisfied with it. So I tried it again. She'd be proud of me working so hard.
do you faggots even own a life?
>>694274580
Own a life? You mean wife? Or do you mean have a life?
>>694274580
>buying a life
https://youtu.be/ah5gAkna3jI
>>694274196
Come on they're just pieces of clothing, I really don't see why you think it's so lewd.
>Well sure it isn't like Amagi Brilliant Park with Sento-ass
Come on prude, are you working with the MPAA or something?
>>694274648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>694272158
thanks bby
>roll
>>694274686
Of course not.
I just have different concepts of lewd I guess.
Like, in The Monogatari Series. Nadeko is a thirsty little lewd slut. Hachikuji on the other hand is a playful tease.
Or in NGNL, Shiro is pretty lewd. Shiro is pretty fucking lewd. But Jibril is who everyone slaps the lewd slut sticker on.
Or even in KnK, Shiki was pretty seductive when ... Miyaka? was alone in her apartment. Not lewd. But in the final episodes with that yandere crossdresser. Oh man. That shit got lewd.
>tfw when a website has a character limit for your password and you can't have a 2048 character uncrackable behemoth
https://youtu.be/1qB6XdAkkAo
>claiming yume
>>694275177
Stupid frog poster.
10 years of cancer.
>>694275341
What /b/ once was and can never /b/ again. I wish I'd been around in those times.
>>694275306
Do you even care about your security? 64 characters isn't enough for my autistic paranoia.
I was looking for that picture by the way, danks.
https://youtu.be/hGRqnNEOpe0
>>694275059
Wait are you looking at series or characters?
For characters it's very complicated, Shiro is lewd but isn't seen as such because she simply doesn't give a fuck, something you could imagine a young/anti social child would be like. Jibril on the other hand knows full well what she's doing while being liberal with her sexuality perhaps due to her different culture.
Claimed.
>>694275816
>>694275739
Well, I guess it comes down to their though process then.
Knowingly and actively being lewd for the sake of senpai noticing you is full on slutdom.
Passively being lewd because of either ignorance or lethargy is a different story. Sloppy lewd can be hot tho.
>>694275816
Sanaaaaaae!
>>694275628
I make all my passwords 16 characters +. Some have 32 with all a complex system, no repeats.
>>694275235
Sieg
>>694276111
Password length > password complexity
>>694275882
Guten morgen!
>>694275987
Ayy lmao!
Good morning!
>>694259849
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit when try to be better then everybody
and the reason is
and the ugly people losers are ugly as shit and hurt the popular people the ugly way after high school cause the ugly people losers can tell on people after 21 and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and smell like poop like beyonce hurt the popular people by outnumbering the popular people and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that hurts the popular people the ugly way like outnumbering the popular people and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
and thats why the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers and the ugly hippo loser women is ugly as shit with there ugly ass face
like the ugly hippo loser women that is ugly as shit and control the socitey but is ugly and fat and doesnt scare the attrative loser people and only control the socitey cause there is way more ugly people losers that look like ugly wart hogs that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and control the factoires and its lame cause the ugly people losers like the ugly hippo loser women is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause is fat and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers that think is better then everybody and is ugly as shit and tell people what to do and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and think better then everybody and just bother the popular people but is ugly as shit and out number the popular people and the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers wont let the popular people act and the ugly people losers just copy the popular people cause is lame and is ugly as shit
>>694276314
Password complexity => password length
>>694276376
Yes, good morning, the only two words I remember from the entire semester I took German. Sleep well, any plans?
>>694276465
>What is password entropy
>>694276376
How's it going?
>>694276528
I'm sorry if you use 2048 characters but their all the same you will be hacked fast than if you use 2048 characters of different characters.
>>694275934
Yeah that's what I mean, quite complicated to the character and can be used excellently to characterise a girl. we see Snake as a manipulative slut while Crab is characterised as a dominating confident girl.
>>694276670
Well yeah, complexity will make the password stronger but a 2048 character long password with only three letters used is more secure than a complex password with only 16 characters.
>>694275552
Hello best angle
Taking an average of what every supposed oldfag says the 'old /b/' really wasn't much different from what it is today
>>694275816
Welcome back
>>694276828
>Crab
>dominating confident girl
Long and fancy words for BITCH.
But yeah, she is also pretty lewd. She isn't ashamed of herself which I can respect, but she isn't ashamed of showing herself off. Which is a bit of a slut move.
I bet she shaves her vagoina in case she wants to show that off too.
Alright. Gonna go be a normalfag and smoke weed and play video games with an IN REAL LIFE friend. Enjoy your days and nights all.
>>694276885
Using the same characters over and over again will giving more of a chance to get hacked than one with not a single same character
>>694276897
/b/ was always shit. Still, a real raid every now and then would be nice. I've been seeing the odd Shamchat raid pop up lately but not much else.
>>694277048
Look at this mathematically, if you wanted x^y to be as large as possible, which variable would be best to increase? x or y?
2^5 > 5^2
>>694276885
This is just common sense man
>>694276497
Slept decently which is very nice from the lack of sleep. Nothing planned, just work. This week we get out of work early, it's very nice change after working 9-11 hours last week. How about you?
German is a wonderful language.
>>694276627
Going great, had a nice rest only 5 hours but I'm grateful. How about you?
>>694276897
Ayy Akiko!
What happening?
>>694277204
Well shit man you got me there. But it's the same case with a 16 character password. Think of it as a ratio though. 16 characters all with the same or all with different. What will win?
>>694271050
Heather is a god tier waifu tho, good pick.
>>694277352
Decent sleep is always nice, but I'm always tired so it doesn't affect me. No plans, just Overwatch. Also, I don't try at all in school, that's why I didn't pay attention in German. I didn't do a single assignment besides tests and quizzes for the second semester of the school year.
>>694259849
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and tell people what to do and is ugly and think better then everybody but is ugly as shit and funny looking and the popular people wont do ok cause outnumber by the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers
and the ugly women losers know the ugly guys losers is lame but the ugly women losers is lame and thats why hate the popular people and so why people just look up to the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers outnumber everybody and the popular people and thats why theres more ugly people loser shows like adult swim and thats why popular people actors or popular people die the ugly way
but no one look up to the ugly people losers but the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and the popular people LIKE WTF WHEN CAN THE SOCITEY POINT OUT THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS OUTNUMBER EVERYBODY AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS HURT THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE IS TOO UGLY TO HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOOKS AND IS LAME
and the ugly people losers is going to deny it but why is there more ugly people losers movies and things are rigged to help the ugly people losers
and the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and is lame and think better then everybody and the popular people but is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit with there ugly ass face thats ugly as shit like there ugly ass face
>>694277352
I wanna kill myself, this mod is fucking the most tedious thing ever. And I don't even know if it's going to work!
>>694277362
I'm just saying that password length is important, if your password can be complex than you should make it complex.
>>694277616
Shiro plays Overwatch? On what platform?
>>694277733
PC, you?
>>694276283
>>694277950
XBoner. Fuck. Can you fuckin' tell I main Mercy?
>>694277352
Today I studied and finished a bunch of ohayou's today, Shinoa and Mizore
I am ready to get it on now
>>694278036
Yea. I prefer Lucio over Mercy.
>>694278110
Noice. I plan on trying Symmetra tonight after work. No heals, but the teleporters and turrets could come in wicked handy.
Sup everyone? Im playing doom. Getting ready to hit the water park.
Got a sweet ride today too.
all in all a good day
http://www.infoworld.com/article/2655121/security/password-size-does-matter.html
>>694278310
Dude ive been playing symmetra since day one.
i get potg all the time with her.
Teleporters are way more helpful than almost anything. The turrets rule cuz they can kill junkrats tire and they slow down ppl too.
>>694277616
Weekdays are usually the same for me. Weekends is whatever happens. I don't plan ahead due to unexpected Saturdays we work. There were German classes I could've taken but it was online, not much of a fan of that.
>>694277677
What game is it?
Mods can be time consuming to get right. Also what's the mod?
>>694278094
Ohios you make turns out very nice! Keep up the glorious work!
On Pokémon, right?
>>694278333
Trips says you're going to enjoy the day, have fun! I'm alright just woke up.
>>694278310
I want to learn Zenyatta, his damage output is pretty wicked from what I've seen so far. Yea, Symmetra turrets fucking mow through everything. Her damage output is pretty damn stupid.