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>>694257549
isnt motley crue that guy from sixx am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgH1oEmf4Y0
bf got a really cute outfit
>>694257657
I should probably be doing the opposite.
>>694257663
You mean Nikki Sixx? Yes, that is him.
>>694257741
I wanna see.
Still lurking so i might as well post stuff.
>>694257741
gay
>>694257790
gay
>>694257832
Ain't nothing gay about cute outfits.
>>694257790
hasn't come yet but yea shits pretty fuckin cute
>>694257832
its masterrace
>>694257835
Reminds me of the grassy fields in War Thunder.
>>694257887
Nice, I like it.
>>694257199
I think i might just be really autistic rather than genuinly optimistic though.
>>694257925
gonna look great on him
he actually ordered it to my house so hopefully it arrives when he's here
>>694257999
At least it's something I guess.
>>694258022
Oh, neato.
And I still haven't ordered those fucking socks yet, even though Cobalt gave me the money for them nearly a week ago. Can't bring myself to do it.
>>694258103
why not?
>>694258103
You consumerist shit.
>>694258133
Horrible anxiety, and fear of what my family would think. They have no idea who I really am, and see me as being completely innocent. And my grandma is a very religious conservative. I worry what they would think of me, and if they might get suspicious to other things because I like how they see me.
>>694258202
You're just mad because you can't get cute socks.
Pls m8ts not here
>>694258270
didn't you already tell your mom you were a faggot?
order the damn socks
>>694258361
Yes, but no one else knows, and I want to keep it that way. I never even wanted to tell her.
>>694257887
>its masterrace
it's mental illness
>>694258406
dude just order the socks you don't have to show them to anyone
>>694258573
nah being straight is mentall illness
go cry
>>694258582
Yeah, but someone might see where it's from. I don't know how I could get the package without anyone seeing, or without me telling them.
>>694258582
then what the fuck is the point of the socks you colossal faggot
Home at last.
ITT: We get Dash to order the damn socks.
>>694258650
Watch the tracking #
>>694258635
said the faggot.
I bet you are NEET, too.
how about you kill yourself?
Maybe im not getting the full picture here. But why would socks be something weird?
>>694258768
'socks' is a metaphor
>>694258701
You should probably be trying to get me to sleep. Or eat. Fuck I'm starving.
>>694258734
I suppose I could do that.
>>694258768
Because they look like this.
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/extraordinary-stripes-longer?t=9550&
>>694258825
Pls eat. Sleep is optional.
>>694258650
try ask sockdreams to package it really discreetly or some shit
i know they do gift wrapping or something
>>694258652
idk dash is too beta to be a real sockmaster so he can just do it on his own
>>694258701
yup
>>694258749
im a mechanic
>>694258903
But I don't have anything to eat.
>>694258917
I suppose I could do that as well.
>>694258917
Yeah, and I'm a senior design engineer
>>694258917
>im a mechanic
playing with other mens' junk doesn't count
>>694258995
yee
>>694259015
so?
>>694259090
but building 1500hp drift cars does right?
>>694259090
Tools are tools
>>694259267
>but building 1500hp drift cars does right?
kek, keep dreaming
Have you considered getting a post office box? can just have whatever delivered there and you will have the key.
>>694258995
Literally nothing? Gotta be something. Possibly sammich. Bread's a good filler.
>>694259372
This is what I do, course this only works because I can see the PO from my house. He might not have one near him. If that's the case someone would have to take him to it anyway.
>>694259372
I suppose I could do that, but I don't have any way to get there. I don't have a license.
>>694259422
Eh, whatever, I don't care too much.
>>694259355
okay i will keep literally building drift cars and being a professional mechanic.
Why didn't anybody tell me my NS wasn't working.
>>694259567
>>694259422
Was me. You gotta eat something fam.
>>694259765
how are we supposed to know your name is off
>>694259715
I figured you turned it off or something.
>>694259765
I did. I don't feel like sleeping either. I'm just gonna stay up longer and do literally nothing.
I guess being old i feel kinda jaded about the days when i had to hide things more. Im a straight guy but after a while you just stop giving a shit what people think and just be weird.
>>694259715
I wish Gulag was permanently disabled.
>>694259814
Fair point but was avatar fagging for a reason
>>694259892
What'd you eat?
>>694259967
I wish I could do that.
>>694260008
A cold hot dog, and not even a bun to go with it. I often eat things cold because I'm too lazy to heat them up, and I don't really enjoy any food anyway.
>>694260008
i dont keep track of shitty avatars
>>694260116
Better than nothing
>>694260122
>
>>694260333
That looks disgusting.
>>694260116
You will eventually. 20 years ago I used to care and kept myself guarded, it was an awful stress and it took a while for me to figure out everyone else is just as weird as I am just in a different way.
>>694260378
I'm a lot more than just weird. I like things that can get me thrown in jail.
>>694260333
>>694260377
Looks delicious to me. If its as good as the superman ice cream i had as a kid. Im not sure what flavor it is. its not vanilla. more like caramel. Or it could be all the food coloring.
>>694259642
I think you're doing a good job of things. Congrats on being in a career that you're happy with.
>>694260550
All the coloring is what's so disgusting to me. What is the point?
>>694260436
Ok ill bite. what the heck is weird enough to get you put in jail rather than the actual act or it or CP ?
>>694260589
eh its not that good
its aight but most of the job is just fixing shit for retards
nothing interesting
only sometimes i get to work on something badass
>>694260604
>>694260550
I don't know.
I think the candy store near my place has rainbow ice cream.
I'll check it out some time.
>>694260679
Well I'm a zoophile for one, and beginning to like necrophilia. And I've never said this because it's rather insignificant (and highly illegal), but yes, I do kind of like CP.
>>694260604
To market to kids? pretty much all ice cream has an equal amount of food coloring. that one just makes it more obvious. I just remember liking it as a kid but havent had it in 25 years or more
>>694260816
I guess I was always too smart to fall for stupid shit like that. Or just too jaded even then. I don't know.
>>694260691
Yah, but then you have someone like me who has been working on the same thing for over a year now because the Israelis won't agree to a sensible contract.
>>694260813
Im not sure of the legality of necro and i know zoo is supposedly illegal I guess dont kill people and just keep it something to get off to. CP is the one you dont wanna touch with a 100 mile pole. Dont go down that road if you can at all help it.
>>694261158
I don't care about it too much. It hardly interests me which is why I've never said it before.
>>694260813
i'm the guy who was posting mares in the thread a few minutes ago. i don't know if you were in my thread, but you're awesome okay? zoophilia is great, identify with it, make it your shield against darker stuff.
get a bitch. give up hard porn. she'll help you stay a good person.
>>694260956
yea but im over here fixing tractors and dumb shit like that and then people break them again the next day
>>694260973
>>694261057
>>694261130
Good shit
>>694261317
Easier said than done. Especially when living with other people.
>>694261317
I think I was in that thread, but I didn't post anything. I don't remember. I don't remember anything I do. But thanks I guess. Though I'll never be okay with being a zoophile, ever. I'm not even okay with being bi, and no one even gives a shit about that.
Maybe.
>>694261441
Also this.
>>694261346
You'll never run out of work though. So the money is always coming in, even if it's slow on occasion. We'll always need doctors, nurses, engineers, and techs.
>>694259642
pics with timestamp or you're a filthy liar.
>>694261346
Having been around farmers you will never want for work but will be fixing shit that makes you ask how the hell it happend.
>>694261612
I would like this is it weren't for the shitty eastern art style.
>>694261169
I don't know why but this pic is so sexy... I love black panthers
pic related
>>694261719
Black panthers are great. If I ever got around to drawing, I have an idea for one.
boys taking belts to girls asses!
>>694261719
Because big cats are so cute, sexy, terrifying and hnnnng.
>>694261604
yea
also im best
everyone else at work is retarded
>>694261618
>timestamp
im not at work tho
>>694261640
oh yea idk how people manage some of this shit
i think they do things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPj-SPD_NIg
>>694261785
ooh, do tell, please!
>>694261882
It's nothing special really. She would be a tall, muscular herm because those are my favorite, and she would have an anatomically correct dick because those are really rare on cats.
More dragonesses pls
>>694261854
>big cats are so cute, sexy, terrifying and hnnnng.
heh, couldn't describe it better
>>694261995
something like pic related?
I want to join in this fun.
>>694261857
That is the weirdest thing but im glad to have seen it. Thats like robot wars scaled up
Shitpost webm edition engaged?
>>694262121
That's fairly close. But she'd be a lot more muscular, and dominant. I've also considering making her vulva anatomically correct as well, just because.
>>694262122
as cute as that looks, that's what you only get when you force different wild animals to live together in captivity...
>>694262215
Sounds hot fam
>>694262209
You can never shitpost with cute big cats.
>>694262258
Unfortunately.
dark-furred big cats are so sexy!
>>694262209
aww :3
>>694262311
I have a ton of idea for different characters, at last half a dozen.
I've always thought crows were really cool. It amazed me just how smart they are. I've always like ravens too.
>>694262331
Fuck that's a cute ass cat.
>>694262413
Cats are the best.
>>694260816
Hate to break it to you, but that's not a girl at all. Just an everyday boy deer with gorgeous butt.
>>694262392
That amalgamation of coat looks so exotic.
>>694262535
I'm jelly
>>694262445
>>694262587
These are more funny than erotic.
