What's your job in Tamriel /b/
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What's your job in Tamriel /b/
Washing dishes and fucking your mom
>>694253506
Chopping wood, fuck dragons and fuck elves.
Stealing everyone's pillows.
>>694253879
Found a picture of your character.
Which armor mod is that?
>>694253879
Changing it to just fucking your mom
>>694254141
CBBE
>>694254141
Kool Kidz Klub [REDUX]
>>694254177
Damn right I am.
Nice get though.
Idk in all honesty I'd prolly be a beggar. I can't use a sword, and fuck farming
>>694253506
I'm a mid level archaeologist for the Aldmari Dominion, but I'm studying up to advance as an invoker.
Skooma Hobo
>>694254923
Noice! How many wares does Kahjit have?
>>694255171
Not all kahjit are drug dealers
Brothel owner in Riften, of course.
Making the shadow marks for the thief guild
>>694255278
Yes most keep the drugs for themselves
Who was that bitch in riften who cucks you?
>>694255278
That's like saying all niggers aren't black.
>>694255483
Helena
>>694253506
That pile of bones you walk over that flips its shit and you take a small amount of damage.
Fuck you for stepping on me.
>>694255401
Kek
>>694253506
I fulfill my destiny of being a DB. And then I sit in my mansion for the rest of my life and blabber on about how I kicked a Dragon God's ass and saved everyone for eternal doom within Nirn like a crusty old man. While my wife tends to washing and feeding my sweet roles.
>>694255668
Kek
i sit at the tavern all day every day getting drunk saying the same things over and over and over
>>694253506
NPC inexplicably running across the map
>tfw dragon-kin
>spend most of my time running errands for weaklings
>forced to kill my kin to amass my horde of gold at swordpoint
>killing the wrong weakling summons immortal pale-flesh bastards
>deep magic of the world forces the souls of my slain brethren into the core of my being
>fml
The guy who would totally sell you his sister if he had one.
M'aiq the liar
Just a servant of Skald the Elder, not deserving of recognition
>>694256040
EEEEEVERYTHINGS FOR SALE. EVERYTHING
>>694255401
>The entire planet of Tamriel
The job i was born to do.
>stopping criminal scum
>getting pussy
>>694253506
Pokémon trainer
>>694253506
I'm a mercenary. Anybody else thought of mercenary work? It might suit them.
>>694253506
Travelling merchant and smith.
I take advantage of Skyrim's unbalanced smithing system and become the wealthiest guy in Tamriel within 1 in-game year, at which point I finance a rebellion against the Thalmor.
>>694253506
I would be the third last living Falmer (Not betrayed) living in Skyrim.
Plate merchant
>>694256292
Poor soul
I would be the final chosen one of the divines. Sent from the heavens above to finally slay the daedric scum, and remove them from this plane once and for all.
>>694254721
High elf detected.
Anger raising
Racist levels raising
High elf hate boner raising
DEATH TO THE THALMOR
>>694255401
>i really really like stealth archers
>>694254721
>>694253506
Legendary Troll Hunter Asgroff. Hunter of Trolls since birth. Accompanies the Mighty Throthgar in battle.
>>694256589
He probably plays a spell sword build
>>694256768
I want to suck throthgars throthy dick
>>694256327
* Second
You kill one of them remember
>>694254721
Fucking banana elf faggot
>>694253995
The fuck did elves do to you, you peasant fuck?
Winking skeever owner here
>>694253506
>skyrims inquisistion, have you heard about the great god talos? damn elves
I really hope to see the dwemer as a playable race in the next ES.
>pic semi related
>>694256988
They tried to stop me from chopping wood and almost got me killed by a random ass dragon.
>>694257058
for the last time, dwemer are not dwarves, they've said it a million times
>pic related
>>694253506
Tinaska - Thousand year old Alt-Falmer crossbreed. Hailing from ValenWood. Nightingale of the the Valenwood Guild. Member of the Brotherhood when initiated during travel to Isles.
>>694257046
I don't mind the Bosmer or Dunmer. But the Altmer just all seem like arrogant fucks
>>694257140
Dwe-mer literally means dwelling elf.
>>694257140
The beards related nigga
>>694256292
>see that guy
>'ay mate nice yellow hat'
>try to pickpocket it
>item doesnt show up
>decide to kill him
>loot
>mfw yellow hat is his hair
>>694257358
under rated post
>>694254298
Does it come with HDT for jiggling manboobs?
>>694256327
You're either female or a faggot
>>694256693
Oy vey! The nordic goyim know!
Shut it down!
>>694256464
That's Cicero, you filthy casul
>>694257447
What the fuck do you mean underrated post? It was posted a minute before you replied you absolute downy.
>>694257447
>HAHAHAHA HE THOUGHT HAIR WAS A HAT OH MAN BARE HILLARE
Samefagging is the worst crime on the Internet faggot
Student, starting at the College of Winterhold next semester.
HIGH ELVES FTW
Without a doubt if be a nightingale. Badass armor is badass.
>>694257447
Autismo Alert
bean
>>694253506
Nice thread dude
>>694257261
Actually, Dwemer means 'Deep Elves'.
>>694256292
Cicero.
>>694257952
Oh my.
>>694257952
You know what I meant.
I stand around not trusting elves
>>694253506
Adding to the Mage's Guild dialogue by hiding in the dungeon as a ancient guide to the dangerous secrets beneath.
Ideally the entire Guild would hate me as well, for being such an anti-social faggot.
I could just shitpost by summoning deadra and teaching them nothing but meme humour and setting them free into the world.
>>694258062
incorrecto
Blacksmith.
... I also hunt down and molest unwilling elf-kind.
>>694253506
Brothel owner. "The exotic rose", with a lot of argonian, redguard and elf whores.
>>694258216
My fucking sides
>>694258358
No kahjit?
>>694258405
Your pretty funny man
>>694258468
same fag
>>694258405
Quit messing with me you fuck I'm not any of those people
>>694253506
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store.
I'm part of the Bruma Banana Guard
>>694258114
What
>>694258513
Samefag
>>694258075
It's not Cicero, unless he's 250 years old.
>>694258488
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> Anonymous 07/12/16(Tue)08:01:30 No.694
sane fag
>>694258682
Oblivion occurred far longer than 250 years ago.
Plus cicero has brown hair.
>>694258426
Khajits too of course.
Some nice fur to stay warm is the cold climate of the North.
