ask him if he seen the new season of game of thrones

>>694236722
Get ready to grab my gun.

>>694236722
say allahu akbar

Say "assalamoe alaikoem"

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ask him where he bought his neat anime sword

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>>694236722
OH HI THERE NEIGHBORINO, I SEE YOU FOUND MY DIDDLY KNIFERINO :D

Then put my dick back into my pants as my 2 sluts stand up after sucking me off, pic related

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>>694236722
pull out pic related and mozambique drill.

Put my hand on my gun and get ready

Ask him where the Dratini is

Beat him to death with my bare hands, fuck you faggots and your shitty guns

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>>694237250
damn straight

>>694237250
Who are you quoting?

>>694237250
>>694237442
glhf

make him kneel with my riatsu alone
then steal his cool zooplankton and run away

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Shoot him dead

Ask him if he knows where sakura con is

>>694236998
>>694236998
this....new homie

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>>694237250
>you faggots
no U

testestestetsetset >>694236834 testestestetset

Bleach should have ended 12 years ago before Kubo didn't write himself into a hole by continually churning out dumbass OP villains and then giving ginger Goku inexplicable power ups just to win. Garbage Series/10
I'd shoot that guy or something.

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>>694236722
> I take out my .44
> You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

>>694236722

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>>694236722
Get his cab number and report him or fist fuck his face, take his prayer rug and sword.

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>>694236722
yet more proof that isis is just a bunch of weaboos

>>694236722
>open my trenchcoat revealing my katana
>place hand on hilt
>flash him a wicked smile as he shakes in fear
>tip my fedora
>keep walking

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soon inshae allah

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Jesus pissbuh was a beta fag
mohamad peacebuh was alpha af

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convert to islam pls thnx

Use my super ninjutsu powers to wipe his filthy body on the face of the planet

>>694236722
>ask him where he bought his neat anime sword

>anime sword
Fucking kek

>>694236722
I'm british so just an wink and a nod.

pull out my nunchucks and beat his ass. It's not stupid and savage like those fistards, it's not fedora level autism like katanafags, and it doesn't make you a pussy and risk hitting innocents like a faggy gun

Say a verse from the Quran (am muslim) get out ez

>>694236722
Dressed like that and carrying that huge meme blade?
>Draw Glock 26 and ventilate him more than swiss cheese

Dressed like a normal American and not carrying a huge machete?
>Say hey, keep my head on a swivel, keep walking like normal

>>694240248
If one of you guys shouts a passage from the Quran while you're allahuing around, and somebody says that verse in reverse, do you disintegrate?

>>694236722
Turn 360 degrees and run away, that guy looks crazy

>>694236722
Say, "As-salaam alaikum, my brother" then help him to free his Palestinian brothers.

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make a move, mohammad

>>694236722
direct him to the nearest comic con.
Obviously Ichigo.

>>694236722
Tell him where I found my charizard

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>>694236722
360 the fuck at him

>>694236722
is that the keyblade?

>>694240586
> turn 360 degrees and run away
> impaling yourself on his knife in the process

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>>694236722
>he is armed
>shoot sand nigger dead with .45
>cops find dead sand nigger with giant sword
>mfw I am praised as a hero for taking out the trash

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>>694239534
lol'd

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>>694236722
Sup, bitch? Wanna throw down?

>>694236722
Allahu ackbar my brother.

>>694240784
hello summerfag

inb4 XDXDXD counter-b8 m8 hahhaHHAxdd LMAOO AYY

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>>694236722

>Tell him i'm here for the Dragonite
>Tfw catching pokemon with ISIS

>>694240230
Unleserlich you Wildly flail youre arms around weile shooting you Dont risk hitting innocents Anymore than with youre stupid bongo-Wongo sticks

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>>694236722

Nice night for killing infidels, isn't it?

>>694240664
>Appendix carry without a holster
Kek, have fun bleeding to death when you Tex Grebner yourself in the femoral artery

>>694237250
Sure thing buddy all 120 lbs of u

Shoot die untermeschen

>>694241211
Ever since my dad gave me my gun I've carried it without a holster, safety always off.
No problems.

>>694236722
run for life bc im eurofag and don't own a gun

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>>694241185

>>694241067
>calls anyone a summerfag
>can't inb4
>fail inb4 is undecipherable spewing of popular /b/ memes

>>694241123
I can't even understand what the fuck you're saying, typical bulletfag

>>694240248
But u dont follow their interpretation of islam , so off with your head too

>>694236722
prob ask to join his party tbh. clearly hes fucked cus sooner or later he wont just be fighting slimes.

dragon warrior fuckin sucks tho, FF for life.

<3

>>694236722
Salam alaikum, brother, allahu akbar.

Salami letcome, aloha snackbar.

>>694241369
ok kid

I guess when you say "dad" you mean the leader of your gang who makes you call him daddy when he puts it in your butt?

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>>694241493
>I can't even understand what the fuck you're saying, typical bulletfag

I'll Wrap it up for you: even with nunchucks you still remain a fat autistic weeabo fag. Guns > nunfucks

>>694236722

get muh dick out and fuck his mouth of course!

>>694241393
kek

>>694241914
actually, because of my daily shubaku training and arms-focused weightlifting, I'm in pretty fucking spectacular shape compared to some fat shooter who never has to get up off the gun range seat

>>694236722

I am immune as i possess all 7 dragonballs

>>694236722
ask him how to join ISIS

>>694236722
glad to see someone is actually putting those fantasy swords to use

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>>694242082
>implying i didnt finish top in my Class of Navy seals

>>694242082
Your shape means nothing when a 3" magnum 12 gauge 00 buck shell makes you a dead faggot statistic. But keep stroking your roid rage ego.

>>694236722
Dont say anything because if you do your committing a hate crime now

>>694236722
Zangetsu?

>>694236722
>return stare
>bring wrists together
>reach back while keeping my eyes on him
>hadouken

I would ask him what page of the budk catalog did he find that sword.

>>694237531
LOST

>>694242355
Not the guy you are responding to but I have actually seen a master swordsman be able to reflect bullets using blinding speed and accuracy.
So with that much recoil you will have from your gun you might get one or two shots off. As long as you protect you critical areas you can close the distance and make short work of the gunner.

>>694242716
>I have actually seen a master swordsman be able to reflect bullets using blinding speed and accuracy
I cringed.

>>694242811
With fear and admiration?

>>694236722
walk to avoid, hand in pocket, gerber unlocked, if he engages make decision that life is over and I am going to kill this man. wait til he gets close enough (nobody carries a weapon like that that doesn't have something to proclaim), act afraid and sheepish if he approaches. Bullies like to get in your bubble, wait til he does, never let them see the knife, stab at groin, hoping to hit femoral artery, stay close until the work is done, he needs distance to swing that blade. If all goes as planned, he'll be dead in 30 seconds, if not, I'm not going to care anyway.

>>694242716
>I have actually seen a master swordsman be able to reflect bullets

No you haven't.

>>694242716
>being this yuropoor or kangaroofucker
>not knowing what buckshot is
>having no balls or pubes

kys

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>>694242896
>cringe applies to either of those

>>694236722
Start to fap furiously, because I'm about to rape a mudslime.

>>694242716
>seen a master swordsman be able to reflect bullets using blinding speed and accuracy

Well, lets See him trying to reflect buckshot then

I would ask him why the fuck muslims use years that are defined by the death of Christ, that is what I would do.

Start masterbating furiously

>>694242716
Thats like saying a martial art master can defeat a knife wielding opponent while bare handed. Just because it could be possible doesn't mean its smart and I highly doubt anyone on here is an actual master of anything useful.

>>694242355
>roidrage
Kek, typical over/underweight bulletfag. Some of us were born able to build muscle, I just happen to eat a lot of meat and be lucky enough to have a respectable bloodline. But keep coming up with excuses to protect your manlet ego

>>694242716
This faggot doesn't even understand physics!

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>>694236722
Same sword?

If you just bend over and charge at his groin with your mouth open and try to suck his dick he'll probably get scared and lose morale.

>>694243236
They don't.

>>694243236
>Muslims are literally living in the 14th century

>>694242716
https://youtu.be/LNBFS3HWoIU

>>694243334
It's like saying a martial arts master can defeat an unarmed opponent when he himself has no hands at all. Just because it's possible doesn't mean you should attack amputees.

>>694237250
yeah I bet you could take out ISIS by yourself with just your dildo. Shouldn't you be in bed, your mom might get mad if she catches you awake this late on a school night

asa amalekim he'll walk away

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>>694242896
>as I beheld his skill, my first reaction was an admiratory cringe

>>694243427
I beg to differ, in Australia at least, they do.

>>694237250
You triggered so many people, top laugh mate.

>>694242983
I didn't believe it at first.
He gave me a gun, told me to point it at him and shoot. Eventually I mustered up the courage to pull the trigger and I could see the bullet spark of his blade and hit the floor in front of him.
If I didn't see it with my own eyes I would never have believed it.

>>694236722
ask him what his bankai does

>>694237250
You could probably kill him with just your edge. It's probably sharper than any of your katanas faggot

>>694243758
We were not all out saving the USS Missouri

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>>694243779
What did Naruto do after that?

>>694243343
00 buckshot 3" magnum > roid rage words

What are going to do gym rat? A rep of free weights while I put you in the grave from 10 yards back?

Go fuck an abo you chain dragging braggart jellyfish. True superiority kills, worthless runs their hypothetical mouth.

>PROTIP: Europeans didn't conquer the world shooting up steroids and throwing free weights at enemies.

>>694236865
This

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>>694243779
Nice fanfiction, fam

>>694243751
The whole world uses the Gregorian calendar nowadays, but that doesn't mean that others exist. (Australia uses it as well.)

>>694243779
Bullshit.

>>694236722
Run the fuck away and use my superior speed to guarantee my safety, and then if I have time and am interested, watch from a distance.

>>694244097
2016 A.D in Australia.
The terms anno Domini (AD or A.D.) and before Christ (BC or B.C.) are used to label or "number" years in the Julian and Gregorian calendars. Reread my original msg my friend. No hard feelings on this end.

>>694244324
What I meant is that they use it when living in countries that use it because trying to set up a business meeting in 1436 is going to confuse people working on the Gregorian calendar. But in the Muslim calendar, it isn't 2016.

>>694236722
say alla dudeki (gods a faggot) and charge. violence of action can shock someone into inaction

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>>694244518
>Muslim calendar

British Calendar you mean?

>>694242716
>I have actually seen a master swordsman be able to reflect bullets using blinding speed and accuracy.

Which anime was that in?

>>694244628
do deck e. e as in we so you know how to say it to them!

>>694236722
ask him what pokemon hes caught?

"alahu akbar"

>continues walking
>sogladigottabierd.jpg

Why do we even need a calendar? Why not just live from a day to day basis like we did before Jesus
That way you would never put something up till the next day, because you don't know what the next day is. No procrastination, everything would be done right away.

>>694236722
You looking for the Pikachu too?

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>>694239230
dude no way

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>>694245266
Jesus fucking Christ. A thumbnail. Fucking kill yourself.

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>>694245266

>>694237214
kek was waiting for a pokemon go reply

>>694245266
And you don't even delete your thumbnail shitpost? Holy fuck kiddo, go watch The Disney Channel or some shit.

>>694245266
how's summer?

>>694243662

It's summer, faggot. Why else do you think he's here?

>>694236722

throw up allah gang sign

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>>694245266

>current year
>being this new

>Rest a hand on his shoulder
>smile with the utmost sincerity
>say, "dw, I know 911 was an inside job."

>>694244911
Post ending in 911! /b/ spread alla dudeki!