The last video game character you played as is trying to hunt you down.
Roll evens and they'll try to have sex with you.
Roll odds and they'll try to kill you.
Dubs, and you become friends with them.
Trips and they become your slave.
Quads and you become god with them and can do anything you want.
If you can't remember your character, replace the character with a character of your choosing.
>>694232161
My VTM:B character I guess it is
>Pls sex, is malkavian chick
Deadpool
>>694232361
Ripperoni
>>694232161
Anubis from Smite
R011
ODDS: THE THREAD
Miss fortune
Alpha raptor in ARK killed all my dodos so I guess either we bang or I repeat my ragequit
Karma in LOL
>>694232161
o shit niqqa
Everyone so far is kill. Save me.
Rollarama
>>694232805
Dam roll threads go fast.
Someone bump
rooli
Rollerino
>>694232161
Just finished playing some tracer on overwatch
Even trips get
Dante from DMC 3... fuck
Op here.
When you roll, post the name of your character as well. I want to know how fucked you are.
my character in Dark Souls II SotFS (thankfully i made a chick)
>>694232161
Genji, overwatch.
Jesus Geralt please be my friend
>>694233107
ok i'm gonna take one reroll and take whatever i get
>>694233108
Get ready for that cyborg dick
>>694233216
and THAT i can work with
rolf
John Marston
:(
Geralt from The witcher
shiiiit
Roll
Reaper-Overwatch
A patapon
Fuck
ARMA III protag
Pls don't operate me
Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia, rolling evenssss!
Someone bump this, I want to keep it alive.
>>694232161
hope we fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>694234002
YEET
Resident Evil 4 Ada Separate Ways
Roll
rollin rollin rollin rollin
Johnny from episodes of liberty city
Dota 2
Enigma
Ellis from L4D2. Bring on the dubs
>>694232161
imma use this thread to decide what i eat
evens and ill make some ramen
odds ill just eat cereal
dubs and ill make spaghetti
trips/quads or higher and ill order a dominos 50% off pizza, damn that sounds good but i shouldnt spend even that little money
Squigly in SkullGirls.
y tho
rolling for my sentinel from Scarlet Blade
>>694234321
ah well death by a loli is always nice
>>694234297
Because you main a low tier
>>694234289
Hope you got Captain Crunch anon.
Rollin' for Gordon Freeman.
Tomb Raider
Lara Croft
>>694232161
Mario
RoR CHEF
I don't think either of the singles options are good for me.
Evolve stage 2
Slim
no singles pls
>>694232161
Mercy I think
>>694232161
male character from Terraria
raw me luigi
>>694232161
Pajama Sam. Fuck.
>>694235422
Oh shit! Alright I'm good.
XCOM squad orgy here we gooooo
Hmm Max, the tight cunt from life is strange
>>694232161
Meat Boy
great fucking irritating game.
>>694232161
the entire civilization of Germany
>fuck civ 5
So
Do I want a bayonet inside me?
or a penis?
>my darkelven girl in Skyrim
Mm ok
Female character in The Long Dark.
rawl
Guess I'll roll for death
WoW character. Tauren paladin.
>>694232161
The hunter from Bloodborne.
A girl, so maybe it's not going to turn out all that bad.
But if she wants to kill me, I'm fucked, nothing will stop her.
The empire of Italy, 1740, in Europa Universailis 4. How is any of this gonna work? Do I have to do this stuff with the *country*, any of its people or ALL of the population?
Bf4 assault class
Red Alert 3 here.. JK Simmons. Welp.
>Geralt of Rivia
I'm going to die
I'm ready.
>>694235559
whelp i guess all of Germany is going to hunt me down
Fucking Napoleon
>>694235930
I've had worse.
Harambe from Overwatch
>>694236122
>let's just be friends...
>sorry I can't hang out with you tonight, slaying eldritch nightmare.
Marth
A king of Ireland in Crusader Kings II
I'm fucked in both situations.
>>694236962
But I'm not gay
rolllllll
>>694237058
Literally!
>>694237095
The dick ain't gonna suck itself.
>>694237095
for now
>>694232161
Please Venom Snake
Don't kill me
>>694237544
Luck
You're friends, and can have sex
Nah
>>694237626
YAS
http://216.227.134.162/ost/kirby-super-star-ultra/esgxgagxbw/087.-the-king-s-revenge-masked-dedede-battle.mp3
>>694237600
>Roll
Dayz starving female with cholera. Im ok with this.
>>694232161
Trying to hunt me down in the game world? Or they've exited the game world and are trying to hunt me down IRL? either way, rollan I guess
>>694232161
So safe no matter what.
>>694237985
Exited the game to kill you IRL
Same with the sex.
It'll end up happening eventually.
Yasuo
>>694237985
Welp I'm fucked
>playing uo
>toon is a mage crafter, not super powerful but he has max inscription and alchemy skills which help a lot
>currently riding ethereal llama
No point in even running, guess all I can do is embrace my exciting new career as a charcoal briquette
Doom Marine. Fucked either way dubs plz
>>694232161
roll for katarina. I hope she don't try to kill me.
>>694237996
>>694238223
Except...maybe if I can get to the car before he incinerates me, I might be able to run him down.
Doom guy
inb4 sekksi teim
Please hog senpai
saints row 2 qt 3.14
alright roll.
>>694232161
Fuck.
It's Vel'koz.
>>694232161
WALUIGI
>>694232161
Please be evens I just played Archeage to level my girlfriends account from 54 to 55 and she has a sexy ass firran.
>>694238982
AWWW YEAH
Oh sick. I got a tritopus friend.
>>694238843
>I'm gonna shoot the devil in the face
OP's going to sleep, remember to bump to keep this thing alive.
Myself from Pokemon Go
Caira from Evolve Stage 2.
Please Even.
>>694239164
have fun fucking yourself
>>694239233
Friendzoned again :^)
My NBA 2k15 player
>>694232161
Odds bby plz i was playing batman
>>694239238
>implying I don't do that everyday.
>>694239233
kek friendzoned
really?
Kratos. It's pretty shitty any way this goes.
>>694232161
Portal 2 Chell
Little dude from Limbo
>>694232161
Banjo-Kazooie
Windranger from DOTA 2.
Please give me evens.
Or at least friends.
>>694232161
Delta from Bioshock 2
Not sure which i'd prefer tbh fam
Boarder lands the pre sequel ;)
>>694232161
AT at CS:GO
CYKLA BLYAT RUSH B !
>>694232161
>>694235559
ficki ficki the revenge
Roll
Adam Jensen deus ex
Ayyy give me that
Liru vagina know i was just getting it
>>694241077
damnit
>>694240867
Well shit
Lets see what FR4G-TP is gonna do
>>694232161
tf2 pyro. Dammit
>>694241336
im ready
Is super meat boy still not out for android? That's so retarded.
>>694232161
roll
>>694232161
Skipping to last named character I played.
I think it was Isaac Clark
roll Q.Q
>>694241719
shit. I'm gonna go build a marker now...
Fuck Geralt of Rivia is after me? I'm fucked.
How fucked am I /b/rothers
mercy Overwatch
Hiawatha the Iroquois check from civ 5