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my ex just called me up and asked to fuck tomorrow. trips decides
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:35:32 Post No. 694216235 [Report]
my ex just called me up and asked to fuck tomorrow. trips decides what i do during
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:36:58 Post No.694216418
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:36:58 Post No.694216418 [Report]
Start ramming cheetos in her pooper and see if she starts getting spots
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:37:55 Post No.694216528
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:37:55 Post No.694216528 [Report]
>>694216235
So im to assume youre going to take a pic of what you do tomorrow? Sure
Rolling anyways. Trips baby
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:42:36 Post No.694217144
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:42:36 Post No.694217144 [Report]
>>694216235
cool story bro
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:44:25 Post No.694217370
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:44:25 Post No.694217370 [Report]
>>694216235

cum inside and accept responsibility
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:45:52 Post No.694217590
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>>694216235
>poop in her butt
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:46:20 Post No.694217658
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:46:20 Post No.694217658 [Report]
>>694216235
Serious question, if it were you that called her, and ask her to fuck, would her still fuck you?

On a side note, if you want to have sex, go for it, but if you think she's only messing with you, tell her to fuck off.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:48:03 Post No.694217865
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:48:03 Post No.694217865 [Report]
>>694216235

suck her dick
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:49:52 Post No.694218086
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:49:52 Post No.694218086 [Report]
>>694216418
she does love cheetos. good idea, even if thre are no trips.
>>694217658
unlikely. i was surprised, honestly.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:50:28 Post No.694218160
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:50:28 Post No.694218160 [Report]
lllll
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:51:10 Post No.694218253
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:51:10 Post No.694218253 [Report]
>>694216235

surprise butsecks
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:51:14 Post No.694218260
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:51:14 Post No.694218260 [Report]
>>694218160
plplplp
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:51:45 Post No.694218315
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:51:45 Post No.694218315 [Report]
lllllll
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:52:33 Post No.694218421
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:52:33 Post No.694218421 [Report]
>>694216235

"accidentally" tell her you love her
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:04 Post No.694218630
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:04 Post No.694218630 [Report]
>>694218421
This has potential, rollio
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:18 Post No.694218661
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:18 Post No.694218661 [Report]
>>694216235
imma need pics before I can try and decide
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:20 Post No.694218669
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:20 Post No.694218669 [Report]
>>694218630
2nd roll
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:40 Post No.694218706
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 04:54:40 Post No.694218706 [Report]
>>694218669
Close, 3rd?
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:00:47 Post No.694219516
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:00:47 Post No.694219516 [Report]
>>694218421
told her i still had feelings two months ago, was a disaster. but she called me out of the blue. it sounds so ridiculous. i bet she'll go back on it tomorrow, but here's hoping for something kektacular
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:01:44 Post No.694219655
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:01:44 Post No.694219655 [Report]
Rub chilli all around your fingers so when you finger her it burns for the rest of her life.

You might aswell smuggle a fucking ghost chilli pepper up her butt while you're at it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:02:17 Post No.694219734
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:02:17 Post No.694219734 [Report]
start a family
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:02:21 Post No.694219743
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:02:21 Post No.694219743 [Report]
>>694219655
if only you were trips.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:04:49 Post No.694220093
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:04:49 Post No.694220093 [Report]
>>694216235
why would you say no; unless you're emotionally so unstable it might break you down. Pussy and pussy and if you play it right, you can get it in, in under 10minutes before she has a chance to cum. win/win. don't be a fucboi
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:05:18 Post No.694220165
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>>694216235
Stick your young in her ass and tell her she tastes like cookies.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:07:18 Post No.694220448
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:07:18 Post No.694220448 [Report]
>>694217370
roll
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:09:50 Post No.694220789
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:09:50 Post No.694220789 [Report]
When you cum inside her lean down and whisper "All hail the Magic Conch"
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:10:34 Post No.694220880
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:10:34 Post No.694220880 [Report]
>>694220448
damn
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:12:15 Post No.694221124
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:12:15 Post No.694221124 [Report]
Draw on her ass with a sharpie. Make America great again then stick it in her pooper
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:13:18 Post No.694221253
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:13:18 Post No.694221253 [Report]
>>694221124
This has some kek potential. Bonus if she doesn't notice. Roll
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:14:05 Post No.694221343
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:14:05 Post No.694221343 [Report]
Stay home. Tell her to fuck off and that you'd rather be alone.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:14:06 Post No.694221348
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:14:06 Post No.694221348 [Report]
>>694216235
Donkey Punch
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:14:49 Post No.694221450
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:14:49 Post No.694221450 [Report]
no scope her
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:16:21 Post No.694221660
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:16:21 Post No.694221660 [Report]
record and sell
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:16:39 Post No.694221700
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:16:39 Post No.694221700 [Report]
>>694221660
re
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:17:14 Post No.694221777
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:17:14 Post No.694221777 [Report]
>>694216235
Propose
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:17:43 Post No.694221845
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:17:43 Post No.694221845 [Report]
eat her ass
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:17:44 Post No.694221849
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:17:44 Post No.694221849 [Report]
>>694221777
WINRAR
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:09 Post No.694221920
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:09 Post No.694221920 [Report]
>>694216235
get cucked by a nigger
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:10 Post No.694221922
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:10 Post No.694221922 [Report]
>>694221777
oh my fucking god
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:45 Post No.694222003
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:45 Post No.694222003 [Report]
>>694221777
o. my. god
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:57 Post No.694222031
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:18:57 Post No.694222031 [Report]
>>694221777
OP will surely deliver
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:09 Post No.694222059
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:09 Post No.694222059 [Report]
>>694221777
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

WHAT AM I GONNA PROPOSE WITH, YARN?
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:26 Post No.694222097
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:26 Post No.694222097 [Report]
Fuck her in front of her boyfriend.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:39 Post No.694222124
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:59 Post No.694222175
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:19:59 Post No.694222175 [Report]
>>694216235
Scream the name of her mom
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:20:26 Post No.694222235
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:20:26 Post No.694222235 [Report]
If your ex is a woman:
Give oral for about 45 minutes. Put on an album about that long and eat her out until the music ends. Don't ask for anything in return. Go home without your own climax.

If you ex is a man:
Masturbate before you guys meet up. Masturbate to the point of nothing left in the tank. When your ex wants to get frisky you'll be incredibly uninterested. Don't hook up.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:20:31 Post No.694222248
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:20:31 Post No.694222248 [Report]
>>694221777
rip
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:20:44 Post No.694222277
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>>694221777
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:21:44 Post No.694222416
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:21:44 Post No.694222416 [Report]
>>694221777
O shit, mah nigga. Lol if ur too chicken to do it then go with
>>694218421
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:22:43 Post No.694222564
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:22:43 Post No.694222564 [Report]
>>694216235
Cum in her until she's pregnant then agree to pay child support
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:22:52 Post No.694222587
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:22:52 Post No.694222587 [Report]
>>694221777
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:23:10 Post No.694222626
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:23:10 Post No.694222626 [Report]
>>694221777
l0l0l0l go buy plastic ring
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:24:07 Post No.694222772
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:24:07 Post No.694222772 [Report]
>>694222059
That sounds a lot like a "you problem"
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:24:10 Post No.694222781
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:24:10 Post No.694222781 [Report]
>>694216235
SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU DON'T SHOVE YOUR FINGER UP HER ASS AND THEN SHOVE IT IN HER MOUTH RIGHT AS YOU CUM YOU'RE A PUSSY.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:24:51 Post No.694222869
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:24:51 Post No.694222869 [Report]
>>694221777
AAAAAWWWWWWW
BUT THAT ONE SUCKS
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:25:34 Post No.694222972
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:25:34 Post No.694222972 [Report]
>>694222059
Ring pop
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:25:45 Post No.694223007
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:25:45 Post No.694223007 [Report]
>>694221777
Then if she gets all teary

Yell psyche!

This is best done during the act of anal sex.

If she gets pissed she will try to buck you off
The game is to stay on for at least 10 seconds

Its rodeo Time
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:26:45 Post No.694223131
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:26:45 Post No.694223131 [Report]
>>694223007
thanks, leddit.
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:29:40 Post No.694223514
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:29:40 Post No.694223514 [Report]
>>694223007
>If you do it this way I support this but only because its technically rape and you scarring some poor bitch for the rest of her life is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier than throwing your life away with marriage.
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