I'm a Leo, now what, nigger

I'm a Scorpio

>>694214865
i like leos. big hearts and heaps of fun. are you narcissistic?

>>694214990
are you the one from the other thread?

>>694215125
No I wasn't in the other thread.

>>694215284
oh yep. you a twisted little fucker?

SCORPIO YOU CUNTS

^^^^^
I'm the one from the other thread.

Leo here

>>694215345
I wouldn't say I'm twisted.

>>694215622
i bet you are. bet you just bury it deep down then one day go on a killing spree

this new game of thrones family tree thing is hard to read

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whats you leos' favourite signs?

Cancer here whats up

>>694215742
I don't think that will happen. Just because I don't express much emotion doesn't mean I will go on a killing spree.

>>694216100
scorpios are known for being one of the most emotional signs and feeling things very intensely. do you do anything creative?

>>694216297
Not really honestly the only thing I have strong emotion toward are my pets and just animals in general.

My sun sign is Sagittarius, Moon sign is Virgo, and ascendant is Libra.

>>694216610
yup definitely mass-murder suicide territory there

>>694216815
damn that sun/moon combo must get frustrating..

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Cancer here.
I like to look at cocks being sucked. No homo.
IRL I wanna fuck a high test girl like pic related but the only girls that want my D are DYEL as fuck.

>>694215817
Gemini, scorpio

>>694217179

Scorpio from earlier thread.

My Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Sagittarius
Ascendant: Virgo

Tell me about myself oh great one

This shit is fake, if you actually believe your star sign or whatever actually predicts you future, you are more delusional than a retarded fuck.

>>694217179
It's not like I'm dead inside. I just don't really know how to emotionally connect with someone.

>>694217179
Actually, the I like my Virgo moon. I still have the adventurous and philosophic nature of a Sagittarius but I make better descisions than the other ones. I think it helps, unless I'm completely wrong.

>>694214592
Taurus all the way.

>>694217499
you're in an astrology thread shithead. you're as bad as SJWs who come to 4chan to tell us we're wrong.

>>694217412
wow i didn't expect that. why do you like scorpios?

not that theres anything wrong with you scorps!

>>694217336
holy shit what a babe

I have a sag rising, cap sun, and aqua moon.

???

>>694216007
Capricorn nd cancer havr good advebtures

Whats yr dicc size?

Leo here with Virgo moon and rising Gemini

>>694214592
I never got astrology. I'm a Gemini (May 25th)

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HELP US TROLL BLM NOW PLEASE
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>>694217480
your sun is your mode of living, kind of how you are as a person. it's supposed to represent the masculine, conscious outward way of being.

your moon is your emotional way. the feminine, dark, subconscious, emotional side of you.

the ascendent is kind of just how you come across on a surface level. how people percieve you.

I am taurus, tell me about my sign please!

>>694218534
i'm a taurus too! stubborn, stoic, grounded, sensual, slow to anger but when they get angry they stay angry and fuck shit up.

>>694217571
yeah that's good you've managed to make them work with each other. sagis can be way too whimsical.

>>694218741
Is that it....
Are there any more interesting traits?

>>694214592
no leap year, and a few months short back then.
>astrology is completely off the actual constellations overhead.
>and only 12 "kinds" of people? stupid

>>694218912
Whimsical as in???

>>694218991
nah man there's 12 basic archetypes.

every person has a sign for their sun, moon, ascendent, descendent, mercury, venus, mars, jupiter, uranus, neptune and pluto. you have to take all of that into consideration. it's not just 12 types of people.

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Cancer guy here

There's this scorpion girl that is giving me the vibes, she's all touchy feely and cutesy around me, I think she wants my D.

She's a pure virgin qt tho, nearly a decade younger than me, str8 outta highschool, dumber and more airheaded than my usual lay, so I'm not sure if it would be ok for me to just pump and dump her. I don't feel bad when I pump and dump those crazy polyamory turbo sluts, but I'm afraid I'd get attached to her and fucks things up for both of us.

what should i do guise

>>694219090
doing things on a whim without thinking about the consequences

>>694216007
Your a cancer? No way?
>how is chemo going?

>>694219324
Ah.

>>694216815
what the F^&*?
>you can be 3 kinds of retarded for believing this shit? a once!

>>694218917

materialistic, not secure unless they are financially stable, loyal
you could always google it?

>>694219303
Protip from a Pisces oldfag:

Scorpio woman doesn't take to being fucked with well they will burn your house down...but are loyal as fuck and sex freaks in bed.

if she wants you prepare for bliss. but be warned Scorpio is the water sign that will kill and eat your puppy if crossed.

>>694217892
not telling you are wrong

>you just suck at Math and Logic

Wookie is my SpectroPatronus (same made up shit) grow the fuck-up. real life exists

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Damn I need me one of those grills with some daddy issues.

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>>694214592
How has the alignment of stars rly ever affected your personal life? This shit is dumber than fucking organized religion. You know this revolves around making vague statements that could apply to anybody.

>>694219851
this is the true. my last ex-gf was a scorpio moon but she identified with it a lot more than her other signs. i greentexted some stories about her earlier on in a gf thread. crazy bitch.

>>694220088
Checked the tripple dubs

>>694220190
yeah it does if you look at only your sun sign, but when you start getting more specific e.g. looking at signs or different planets (e.g for fighting and primal sexuality, venus for romantic love and friendship and the way you connect with others, mercury for your logic, ratioanl mind and style of thinking) it gets weirdly specific.

to be clear i don't really give a fuck if you agree with me or not and you're not gunna change my mind by posting on 4chan.

>>694220791
don't think we can change your mind

>Please see professional advice.
try your astrology on the Stock Market

>>694221135
>try your astrology on the Stock Market

I buy stocks when my horoscope says it is a lucky day or a day full of business opportunities.
I'm not one of those daytrading fags tho, I buy and hold.

>>694221135
nah i dont agree with the financial fiat currency system, i would never lower myself to gambling on the stock market.

Astrology n shit? I'm Pisces and I shit blood. My shit is violent, bloody and painful. I feel the fear of shit.

Btw, I'm not related to OP who posted ATM thread about "wiping ass and getting blood". Wonder what his sign is? It would be interesting to know whether other Pisces bleed anally as well. My wife's Virgin and she bleeds anally as well. Do other Virgins bleed anally too?

OP out, ciao

>>694222111
check my double triples you little chumps

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What do you guys think of Ophiuchus/Asclepius?

I, personally, like the obvious astrological overtones to pretty much all of modern religion pointing to a common link in star oriented worship in ancient times.

Just seems like with humanity being 300,000 years old, anatomically speaking, and that time being predominantly spent in a hunter gatherer state that the stars are the natural choice. The stars were the only stable thing in the lives of our far distant relatives.

Cancer here

Sun: Pisces
Moon: Scorpio
Ascendant: Gemini