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Can we get a tard thread going?
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i have nothing related but enjoy the fin
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>>694208795
Dude! seriously? look around you all threads on /b/ are tard threads.
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i could post something...but you may not like it...
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i have loads of these
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another
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>>694209333
chequed and kekked
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>>694209503
Do it
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1 more
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>>694210017
you asked for it then
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fuck it, have another
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>>694208795
Tell us about your day then.
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>>694210249
dude why?
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>>694210249
do you still want more?
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>>694210253
I'm fuckin' dying
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>>694210444
because you asked.
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2 trips in 1 thread = proof god loves the fin
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>>694210582
wasn't me man
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>be me
>work at movie theatre
>spot a male tard wearing a red beret approaching counter
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Tard is about 4' 9", has a fucked up gimp arm as if it was damaged in the womb
>stares at me for about a solid 5 minutes that felt like forever
>suddenly
>I LIKE BUTTERED PAWPKORN
>me: "ok, would you like to buy some?"
>tard immediately slams coins on the counter
>why do tards always carry large loads of coins
>sit there and carefully count all of the change that landed all over the counter
>total adds up to $2
>small popcorn is $4
>explain that it's not enough
>tard lets out a huge raptard screech and starts dragging himself on the floor
>I just look at my coworkers in confusion
>momma tard comes in
>she picks up her French tard son and carries him into the restrooms
>I can still hear screaming and the mom yelling
>this goes on for almost a half an hour and manages to scare off a few people
>had a good lol
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>>694209503
Just post it.
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>>694210919
Topkek. Lmao
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>>694210444
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>>694209824
Please give me more of this man
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>>694208795
Sorry to hear about your daddy popping you in the shitty when you were little.
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>>694211462
sure but lost track of what i posted
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King of tards reporting in
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>>694210541
Fuck yes
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another
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>>694209333
What site is this
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>>694212098
4chan mate
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>>694208795
>be me
>at internet cafe with gf
>both were writing a letter for a loan
>in the same cafe, a lady, her elder son and a retard as her little son, the three of them were behind us
>tard was around 15 - 20 year old
>elder son was raging mad as fuck about his mother because her lack of knowledge about computing
>elder son complains and berates his mother while the tard one is going more and more restless
>the lady tries to deal with both of them
>also I grow impatient with her "normal" son's rant while we finish our letter
>suddenly, the retard chimps out
>jumps over and starts punching my shoulder from behind like a mad chimpanzee
>gf went scared as fuck, everyone there suddenly went cold and quiet
>elder son cuts his bs and the lady steps in to stop her retard from punching me
>retard starts crying loudly and struggles from her mother's grip to reach me
>the lady apologizes and tells her retard to calm down because "that mister won't hit you, he understands you're ill"
>pay for the service and we both leave
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>>694212384
Oh ok thanks
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>>694212384
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>>694211759
Holy fuck I am literally crying thank you anon
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>>694212495
I hate public tards, they should be kept at home in a dungeon cell
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>>694212801
no prob man
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>>694213266
they always warned me when I was a kid about staring at retards because that could trigger them to do nasty things, and it happened... thing is I was not staring at him
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>>694213688
Sometimes those fuckers can be stealthy
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>>694213825
stealthy tard
reminds of that anon that got bit and said he had aids
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i remember when tard threads got full of stories
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>>694210919
>be 2nd grade
>all the kids in single file line about to head to lunch with class tard in center
>tard starts yelling lik ehes about to piss his pants
>sneezes
>gallon of snot shoots out of his nose
>kind infront has particles and slime all over the back of his shirt and hair
>turns around with snot hanging 10 inches down past his neck out of both nostrils
>starts screaming like a retard and yelling BAPKIN BAPKIN
>running in circles
>everybody running away
>teacher just stands there
>grabs chubby kid who didnt move and uses the back of his shirt as a towl rubing his whole face on the back of his shirt.
>tard handler took him away after that
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>>694215146
the fat kid didn't flatten him?
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>>694215476
god help him if he refused to tip
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>>694209353
4chan (proper noun): an Internet gathering place for edgy tards
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>>694215476
kek
even my neighbours could have heard that laugh
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>>694210919
Beret (noun): the equivalent to a fedora squared
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i should probably stop posting now
threads dead
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>>694216851
Please never stop.
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>>694217286
even the fin can't save the dead
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>>694216851
I'm here waiting
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>>694216851
post all of them pls
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>>694216851
This is a tard thread, not a "Fin" thread. But I'm not complaining, this guy is funny as hell!
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>>694217517
pls come back
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>>694215146
Great story ! I lol'd
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>>694217551
not many left now
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>>694217517
Never try and roast the Fin
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>>694217796
dude, chill
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1 left i think
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last one
kept the thread bumped for over an hour
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>>694211822
Big happy?
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defo out of fin
my favourite green text
no i am not dumping these
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i don't know why but i want this thread to live
thats why i dumped the fin

strange
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>>694218379
my sides
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>>694208795
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>>694221474
Hey, you must be from /pol/.
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>>694213266
they all want cake. then they come at you all arms and elbows
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>>694215146
That cunt
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>>694221617
he could be from >>>/lgbt/
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More tard porn please
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fuck, it seems i am still posting shit
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>>694222842
fuck noooo
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>>694223067
kek
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>>694223133
you a speedy nigger mate
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>>694223067
almost pissed ma pants
fuckin' genius!
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>>694223345
wrong image
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somebody else post man
2 hours i been doing it
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>>694209120
That's amazing. I'd join their entourage.
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>>694208795
post your pictures then
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>be me, substitute dentist
>i fill in for dentists who want to take a vacation, but are too cheap to close down for two weeks
>filling in for female dentist
>asked me if i've ever worked on tards
>tell her once, when i was doing my training
>never again, routine cleaning took 6 hours and i got a bloody nose
>she says she has a couple scheduled for tuesday
>receptionist is also on vacation, so hygienist is pulling double duty
>tard gets dropped of by tard wrangler
>he gets into the chair ok
>so far so good
>put in his favorite anime
>happier than a pig in shit
>tell him to open his mouth
>big gaping maw filled with black stubs
>the stench tore a hole through my mask
>tard sees me pick up the probe and bolts off the chair
>hygienist runs after him
>she cannot calm him down
>after a bit of this the next downy comes in with her mother
>the first tard's mother is gone (maybe shopping)
>but he's cowering in the corner so i let him be
>put second downy in the chair
>she's about 20 and fat as fuck with huuuuuuge tits and no bra
>she's enjoying the anime but won't open her mouth
>send hygienist out for her mom, but she's gone too
>send hygienist to look for moms
>two tards start talking to each other
>anime speak or tard speak, not sure which one, maybe they are the same
>i'm trying to coax on of them over to the chair
>give up and move to office to call regular dentist for advice
>tards are quiet so stay in front office waiting for someone to show up
>after about 20 minutes of quiet here what sounds like a moose in heat
>tard girl is riding on tard boy, both seem to be enjoying themselves and don't give a fuck about me
>one of the mothers shows up and from the office can hear what's happening
>starts screaming and runs back into the clinic
>she yells at me to do something
>squirt the tards with the rinse hose and they stop
>she helps both of the tards get dressed
>other mother shows up and they both are yelling at me
>no fucks given
>i'm a dentist not tard wrangler
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>>694216768
That depend on the person
If it's on a hipster it's the fedorest feddora that you've ever seen but on old men it looks kinda good
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>>694210541
MOAR
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>>694211759
>"i would remove your will to live with my cock."
lost it
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>>694208795
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>2010
>at tard school
>teacher pays Geek Squad to go to her home and plug in a VCR and ATSC decoder
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>>694226511
the teachers are tards too?
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i dont want this thread to die
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>>694208795
How do we turn these adorable human bloopers into pure, raw energy to power our schools/cities etc ???
Much of our fuel is too expensive
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>>694227448
then post more man
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>>694210541
no
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This thread shouldn't die
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>>694228065
it was me that was mostly posting and i can't be bothered
the buck has passed to you
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>>694225222
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>>694228380
I'm on my phone and all my pics are on my tablet :(
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>>694225222
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>>694228552
then pass the buck to somebody else
no take backs
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>>694228765
Ok
>>694228747
Youngake the buck
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>>694228903
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>>694215386
>like a bulldog sucking a lemon
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I'm crying with laughter
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im just gonna post alot finley shit
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>>694210541
Wanna see it suck dick
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last one >>694230056
you have the buck
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>>694212384
I don't get this one.
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>>694230536
It mean she falled on her face = she's ugly (not that much tho)
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