File: Weeds.jpg (14 KB, 260x194) Image search: [Google]

14 KB, 260x194

Bump for interest

File: image.png (218 KB, 501x521) Image search: [Google]

218 KB, 501x521

>>694203794
Start reading up on conspiracy theories.

>>694204720
This. Or do things that won't make you stupid. I like to watch documentaries or drag my telescope outside.

I like to freestyle rap when I'm baked, you could always try that

>>694205329
Nah. Smoking weed is as close to being a nigger as I want.

Wasent there a study that showed eating mangos improves high before smoking?

>>694203794

Listen to school boy qs new album or BBNGs new album.

Read a good history book.

Write a funny story from when you were a kid.

Text a pretty girl.

Sit outside and drink a cool glass of water.

File: 1445140691132.jpg (23 KB, 300x192) Image search: [Google]

23 KB, 300x192

>>694205465
You callin me a nigger?

>>694205465
>>694205585

Nevermind, I didn't release you're piece of shit.

File: Dallas.png (772 KB, 1016x838) Image search: [Google]

772 KB, 1016x838

>>694203794
I usually watch this when I'm high, tell me what you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg&list=RDrTfa-9aCTYg

Do creative shit like writing avant garde minimalist techno on a midi keyboard.

>>694203794
Just keep smoking till you pass the fuck out

shove a sharpie without its cap on up your ass

>>694203794
u should rly grind or break up the weed in ur fingers before packing the bowl. big chunks like that won't smoke nearly as well.

>>694203794
go to store, huff whipcream, if you really want to get a better high! (dont turn it upside down)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQdVTMZQtAk


fullscreen. headphones. welcome.

>>694203794
Hyperventilating increases the rate you absorb THC from your lungs into yer blood.
Mangoes also have something that increase the potency of THC after it passes your liver I hear
Also five or ten minutes of silent meditation increase how much you are consciously aware of its direct effect on you
>>694206419
Don't do this makes your weed less dank, breaks off trichomes and crystals

>>694206901
What the fuck do you think kief catchers are for?

>>694205723
Faggot, this is /b/ and I'm motherfucking OP. You don't like the way shit goes down in my thread? Take your nigger ass to brown town and bend on down.

File: no.jpg (6 KB, 192x144) Image search: [Google]

6 KB, 192x144

>>694207068

>>694205723
Never release his piece of shit. He doesn't deserve it.

>>694205181
>Things that don't make you stupid
>Stoner thread
Choose one

Masturbate

>>694207191
Lmao I'm dumb

File: 1467918079037.jpg (586 KB, 1888x1852) Image search: [Google]

586 KB, 1888x1852

>>694203794 (OP) #
Have you tryed huffing an airhorn before?

>>694206419
OP here, thats a image offline, not my weed.

File: 1392419025015.jpg (53 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]

53 KB, 500x375

>>694207534
>thats a image offline
>a image offline
>image
>offline

File: the cage.gif (2 MB, 300x162) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 300x162

>>694207232
OP here, as long as marijuana usage isn't habitual its fine too smoke, other than what it does to your lungs.

https://youtu.be/Gxg1daVrS-M

>>694207454
air dusters are better, and quiet kek

>>694207721
Fucking kek

>>694205465
Underrated post

>>694208189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z3aOmr7mRo

>>694203794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE-C8dgpDb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgpp6xnqMg0

>>694208015
fucks them up, btw its very habitual

File: Snapchat-5787658878919631316.jpg (424 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

424 KB, 1080x1920

Just picked up this purp for 10 a g.

>>694208559
looks good, definitely worth 10 a G

I think I have a problem /b/ :(
I've been smoking weed for like 4 or so years now and its been amazing up until a few months ago I had my first freak out. I've smoked since and I don't freak out, but the feeling of weed doesnt seem as good anymore. I can never really get high. :( whats wrong /b/ros help a fellow stoner out

>>694208836
Take a tolerance break for a few weeks.

>>694208559
I didn't realize how good phone cameras got

>>694205556
i also read that
>>694205585
confessions 2 is so good, Collin Stentson is a god

Roll a joint, go for a walk, find a nice spot with a view, and smoke and marvel at the beauty of life

>>694208836
your perception on weed has been warped. you can either do some meditative exercises to reset your psyche or do some shrooms/acid/lsd and hope that clears up whatever problems you have

>>694208963
Ok I'll try that, but before my freak out I was clean for like half a year

>>694208836
definitely this
>>694208963

take a break and when you start smoking again do so in moderation. Once a day at most but every other day is best. I had the same problem as you but once I started not doing it as much it has become so much more enjoyable. You just learned a lesson in moderation friend.

>>694209172
Fuck. alright man I'll try that too

>>694209244
thanks bud:)

>>694203794
can you play any instruments? that's always good when you're stoned. learn the guitar.

>>694203794
Got any leftover mortars from the 4th? If so, take the tube, throw it in the garbage, light fuse, throw as hard as you can, then haul balls to a safe distance and watch the show.

Okay listen up faggot, Im taking a shit right now so heres some help. I had to stop smoking weed because I transcended reality beyond any gods comprehension. First things first, you start selling, or have enough money to blow on bud so you're able to smoke at least 4 blunts a day or equivalent. Next, buy yourself some rainbow LED lightbulbs. Hook that shit up in a dark room, example: my bathroom, which holds 6 people standing at most with zero windows, equipped with a fan for ventilation. Next nigger, make those lights play to the music you blast on your phone. 4, 5, or 6th step, smoke, dance, rap, do your thing, call up some faggots and chill in there for a few hours. Start questioning your existence and reality itself. Profit. Now go fuck yourself.

>>694209244
The problem for me is that reality is a terrible place to have to exist.

>>694210083
i feel you

>>694203794
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzz5G8ztZGhJaA9fmsREHpCNeHdnvi74e
used to listen to this in hs when high. music is subjective, like it or dont... i dont care kek

>>694208876
I have a theory about him. he doesn't really smoke weed. Watch any video with him smoking and you will see doesn't ever inhale the smoke.

>>694203794
Go for a nice, relaxing walk

http://conduitclosing.bandcamp.com/

enjoy.

>>694210083
Yea, that's a tough one to get through but overusing substances is only going to make it worse. Drugs are a great escape when used correctly.

Life sucks but that is ok. We don't have a purpose but neither does anything else in the universe so who gives a fuck. Live your life and flow with the cosmic dance.

Sup Bros.

Today, I played Shadow of the Colossus... my girlfriend made me luch, very healthy and good.

We spent some good times, and we had great sex. I came 3 times... and I´m almost 40.

I have some Lemon Haze back there, but I don´t feel the need to smoke it. I feel happy.

Why... I mean... no need at all.

>>694203794
>Inb4 "I'm a straight edge faggot"

Kek, you know drugfags only say this to avoid the obvious existential crisis they'll face when they come to the realization that only illogical and emotionally driven people use drugs, or people who can't really enjoy anything.

E.g. "Drinking Buddies" - If the only way you can really enjoy time with friends is if you're drunk, then news flash, you don't really enjoy time with them, you need that drug to give you that illusion so you can ramble on later with "do you remember when we" stories that you ironically can't really remember, drug use is just for people who can't really enjoy anything so they need to drug to make it actually enjoyable.

>>694203794
>Inb4 "I'm a straight edge faggot"
If you need drugs in order to enjoy something, "hanging out", watching a movie, life itself, then you're just running away from the existential crisis that is you don't actually enjoy these things, I don't use drugs because I only do things I actually enjoy and associate with people I actually enjoy spending time with, if more of you drugfags did the same instead of just trying to be "edgy" or "fit in" you wouldn't use drugs.

>>694210914
>>694211374
lmao, miss something friend?

>>694203794
https://kat.cr/waking-life-2001-1080p-bluray-h264-aac-rarbg-t9836850.html

>>694210914
well i mean i'd rather be a drug addict and enjoy life than not be a drug addict and kill myself

>>694211535
Not samefagging, net is fucking up so I double post, then boom original post appears out of nowhere.

>>694210914
im 6'1 210 pounds and exercise daily, im very physically fit (considering that fact that my body-fat percentage is 9). I make 80k from my military retirement and I am happy. Honestly do your own thing, if you are against drugs dont do them and fuck off. If you do drugs, do it in moderation and be responsible about it.

File: 1625877 - Archer_(series) Lana_Kane edit u4oedit.png (2 MB, 1916x1076) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 1916x1076

>>694207235
second

>>694203794
Get your drink on
Get your smoke on
Go home with something to poke on.

>>694208505
let's just assert things

>>694211688
>well i mean i'd rather be a drug addict and enjoy life than not be a drug addict and kill myself

If the only way to enjoy your life is seriously to be on drugs then you are essentially then already kek, your life is analogous to a chicken that's had its head cut off, its running around and shit but its definitely already dead.

Also with a life that shit why not just kill yourself, not like you're gonna put in effort to make it any better.

>>694207454
Get the container cold first and it will make a lot less noise if any

if you only listen to me once, please believe me on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65DSz78jW4

>>694212192
smokin for 2/3 of my life

>>694203794
Pretend to be a milkshake

File: IMG_0132.jpg (2 MB, 4032x3024) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 4032x3024

>>694209111
unedited pic from phone

>>694207721
im intoxicated, sorry man

>>694211995
>I make 80k from my military retirement and I am happy
So PTSD then?

"I'm happy" and "I use drugs" usually don't go together friend, and that's for a reason, because the VERY PURPOSE of a drug is to make you feel "happy", so ironically you're saying "I'm happy" but it may very well be your drug use that's keeping you "happy" and if you stopped for a while you'd see that veil of "happiness" fade away.

The "all things in moderation" argument doesn't logically apply in certain areas, your argument is like saying - "I'm 6"1 210 pounds and exercise daily, women love me and I've fucked tons of bitches, I'm obviously straight, now every once in a while I liked to get fucked in the ass by a dude but I'm still straight, do it in moderation and it means you aren't gay" KEK

No that's definitely gay, just like there is something that you definitely aren't happy about so you need drugs to cope with it.

>>694213262
I was asking just about something similar. About happyness and lack of motivation to smoke pot, in >>694210869

>>694212692
stunning, my new wallpaper lol (helps that im baked)

You live in Chicago? I recognize Marina City

Eat a mango or drink Naked juice, the mango one

>>694210914
This man has never been high before.

>>694214041
You're supposed to do that before you smoke

File: IMG_0237.jpg (3 MB, 4032x3024) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 4032x3024

>>694213968
dont live there but visit downtown often.

this is Buckingham fountain

>>694210914
It's not my fault that I was born with a defective brain that makes me unable to feel want or enjoyment most of the time, you phucking phaggot.

Honestly, latlely my favorite thing in the world to do while stoned is to watch "lets plays", holy shit mass effect 2 is awesome when you're stoned.

File: 136362056-DSC_0153.jpg (195 KB, 2048x1358) Image search: [Google]

195 KB, 2048x1358

I'm dry and only have enough money to pay bills and eat until I get money in mid-august. I have a very tiny amount of shit that I got from soaking my grinder in iso that I've been conserving the last few days. Now I'm down to like one tiny hit from my vape. I've got some stems that I could scrape. And maybe a shot and a half of liquor. Then after that I gotta be sober for a whole month. Shit sucks, and as I type this I realize I may have a problem.

File: IMG_20160703_123321.jpg (541 KB, 1077x1126) Image search: [Google]

541 KB, 1077x1126

Which one would you get high with?

>>694215236
I like the way the one on the left's tummy sticks out, so her

>>694210041
>I had to stop smoking weed because I transcended reality beyond any gods comprehension

Holy fucking kek

File: One.gif (2 MB, 263x310) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 263x310

>>694203794
Play with a dog. The greatest thing to do high.

>>694215233
soak in everclear/mohawk, dont drink iso

>>694215236
One on the right because she won't smoke and bounce to go fuck her boyfriend or whoever she's gonna cheat on

>>694215236
Left looks more fun

>>694215679
I didn't word that very well. I soaked it in iso and poured it into a flat pan, then let it dry completely and scraped up all the residue.

>>694214928
Beautiful, you're a good photographer m8

Just have a obese black elderly woman go balls deep with a strap on up your tight asshole. Feels so good and will make your high so much better.

File: image.gif (140 KB, 500x280) Image search: [Google]

140 KB, 500x280

>>694207068

What strain are you smoking? I use to smoke all the time but had to stop when I joined the military.

>>694203794
do americans really do this just not even break it up or anything smh fam

>>694215524
THIS

>>694216326
I've honestly never seen anyone do this in real life, except as a joke. Once I read some elitist faggot somewhere online go on a rant about how smoking it like that is like "eating a salad" whereas smoking it ground up is like "drinking a salad smoothie after putting it through a blender"

>>694203794
Put down the weed and stop supporting narco-terrorism, hipster.

File: 335635765245365635642.gif (1 MB, 300x169) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 300x169

>>694216751
Not sure if bait or just a faggot.

>>694205556
Fuck really? I had a mango before smoking, is that why I'm really high, or is it the kush

>>694207235
this

>>694216232
What is the artist called?

>>694209172
>>694205556
Fuck really? I had a mango before smoking, is that why I'm really high, or is it the kush

>>694215236
left

>>694217049
Eat Ginseng and smoke weed to see the future

Or trip on DXM, gives similar effects

fuck i love those stoner comics you guys always post, haven't smoked weed in over a year tho

>>694205181
Ok bill

File: 1394755330963.jpg (135 KB, 581x545) Image search: [Google]

135 KB, 581x545

>>694217049
>>694217141
samefag

File: f01b7a0f342c14c18be3e2070ee05e73.png (857 KB, 522x929) Image search: [Google]

857 KB, 522x929

Is this still safe to smoke with it rolled off the table and broke also any good songs to listen to?

>>694217594
I always love the bass line in this one

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OLD8bNIvVI

File: lynchtrayvonburgerking.jpg (94 KB, 400x300) Image search: [Google]

94 KB, 400x300

>>694203794
Take valium, lorazapam too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3KJHtVw09k

>>694203794
Go read about the church of scientology

>>694206353
kys

File: Snapchat-6446804211124246988.jpg (158 KB, 743x1136) Image search: [Google]

158 KB, 743x1136

Smoke with friends

Danger Mouse Pandora radio

>>694210041
>transcended reality
>still calls people niggers

>>694203794
Find episodes of "off the air" on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skD7r0yWOG4

>>694207048
fingers don't have kief catchers assclown

>>694218673
I wonder how he'd react to a psychedelic. 3 hits of really potent lsd put me the furthest from reality I've ever been. Freaked me the fuck out.

>>694207068
.....no.

File: 1466954628299.png (53 KB, 250x202) Image search: [Google]

53 KB, 250x202

>>694218982
For sure

i ran out of weed yesterday fuck my life

File: Atm_191100_5632511.jpg (127 KB, 750x819) Image search: [Google]

127 KB, 750x819

>>694203794
look up jordan belfort straight line on youtube.

nice to listen and makes you think crazy cool shit about business and life.

>>694218888
Rekt and chekt

File: .No name (132).png (157 KB, 516x440) Image search: [Google]

157 KB, 516x440

>>694215236
The one on the right, any day. The left looks kinda dumb and annoying although attractive. Right looks great to talk to and still fuckable.

>>694210914
looks like somebody prefers smoking cock over smoking pot, go cry somewhere else you jizzrag

>>694203794
hey op you still there bubby

Last digit of my post determines how many bowls I'm going to smoke in a row

>>694210914
>only illogical and emotionally driven people use drugs, or people who can't really enjoy anything.

You are so fucking wrong it's not even funny anymore.