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What does it say above the lamp on the left?

>>694203369
japanese only no foreigners

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>>694203701
What about the text on the window then eh tough guy?

>>694203369

植木ビル(ueki biru)

"(potted)Plant/shrub building"

Obviously the shop specializes in potted plants and the like.

>>694203836
refuse non-japanese

>>694203369
Ueki beer

A brand of beer most likely

>>694203836

レストラン
オリンピア(resutoran orinpia)

"Restaurant Olympia"

>>694203836
Restaurant olympia

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White sign in the middle.

>>694204035

No, ビール means beer.

ビル is a shortening of ビルヂング、which is just the English word building simplified.

>>694204259
japanese only

>>694204259
The one with the beer?
That one is hard to read the but larger text that says (literally) "service time, 250 yen"

Idiomatically, service (saabisu) means gratis or business favors of some time (comping someone a room can be called 'servicing' in this context.

This is an advertisement for a cheap beer happy hour.

>>694204330
Good point, though I would harp on the conclusion that this building is related to planting. Ueki is also just a name, and may be the name of the building, often taken from an owner.

>>694204333

Fuck off, it's not funny.

>>694204259

So 旭 is きょく、and it means somehing around "rising sun" or "morning sun" (旭日 kyokujitru).

It's a rare character though, which is why I looked it up because I didn't know what it was when you showed it.

Anyway, the sign says "number one rising sun ramen" (number one as in this is the first of this, not "I'm the best").

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薬　くすり　ＫＵＳＵＲＩ　Medicine

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Alright translate-anon I've got a longer one. White text under Shibutani.

>>694204833

Point made. Unless there's another sign either in writing or a potted plant with a price tag on it, one can't 100% know.

>>694205267
Yeah, my favorite kanji. "Happy grass" lol

Women's Curling (yeah, not making that up)

>>694205359
It says japanese only

>>694205359
>>694205532
Sorry, the second part of the second post is supposed to be a response to the first

>>694205359

世界女子カーリング(sekai jyoshi kaaringu)

"World Girl's curling"

I'm going to say that this is a typical advertisement saying this (unnamed) curling iron or something is used in the rest of the world or something to that extent. "It's good if everyone in the world uses it, right?"

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One last one from me, red sign under Sapporo. Thanks in advance translate-anon. I appreciate you.

>>694205532

Yeah, I suppose "Women's" is the better word to use, since the targeted audience probably are women who want to feel younger or some shit, but perhaps it's targeting girls (女子).

>>694206215
That one says foreigners not welcome

>>694205596
This get's funnier every time!

>>694205901
Oops, I forgot the 'world' part. I think this might be a news ticker, the kind that rolls past with the latest stories and might have been talking about Olylmpics, or something.

>>694206215
Wagaya (我が家)

One's house, one's family.

Likely a friendly name chosen for this shop

>>694206215

我が家(ware ga ie)

"I am home" Emphasis on "I." I think it's leaning more on the side of "I have arrived at home," but it could be something more obscure like "I am (your) home." I'm going to say it's the former just because it's a beer company, unless the beer is talking and is saying "I'm your home" in a comforting tone so then it will be bought.

Sounds like a stretch however.

>>694206852
So, this one is actually an idiom, meaning one's own house. It shows up as an idiom in the WWWJDIC dictionary

こんにちは！日本人ですか？

>>694206832

> Oops, I forgot the 'world' part. I think this might be a news ticker, the kind that rolls past with the latest stories and might have been talking about Olylmpics, or something.

That could be it.

> One's house, one's family.

This.

My translation is botched. I understood the meaning in the beginning, but I had never learned it in English so I went off of feeling and, well, it became the mess that you see.

>>694207003

I know, I screwed up. See here >>694207211

>>694207199
This place is for everyone not just japanese

>>694207199
いいえ、米国人。日本語を練習したかったからのです。

>>694207211
I don't know who you are, but many of the people here who attempt Japanese.... suck. You don't. Nice to meet you.

>>694207199

私はOPではなく、日本人でもありませんが、よろしくお願いします。

>>694207637

Nice to meet you too. Yours ain't half bad either.

I feel the same way. Not enough people are motivated to study enough to get reasonably good at Japanese, and so I agree with you.

チング チョング

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UkhLHMIY5w

>>694207889

おっと、日本語喋れるかい？

よろしくね！

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>>694202949
been 3 years and I've wanted this translated

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Please tell me what this says.

No one will ever tell me what it says. They think I'm trolling or some shit. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING SAYS, and it's been bothering me for years.

What is ur jlpt level faggit?

>>694208229
It says 'japanese only, no foreigners'

>>694208229
Too gobbled up
>from now on I'm helping OP-senpai since i got nuthin else to do

>>694208197
I actually took japanese at college hoping I'd be able to learn a bit, but the fucking weeaboos made me fucking sick, and I wasn't about to bring this to an older japanese woman without knowing if it says some sick sexual shit or not

>>694202949
Ur fokken jlpt o kudasai faggot

>>694208458
It says "too gobbled up?"

Are you serious? All this time and it's just nonsense?

>>694208229
Sonic futanari something

>>694208891
LMAO REALLY???????

>>694209037
SO NI little tsu KU /FU TA NA RI/ /RA something I

>>694208833

No, he's a troll.

ソニックハ　フタナリ　ラシイ (sonikku wa futanari rashii)

"(I heard) sonic is (a) futanari"

You know what futanari means right?

>>694209037

Yes, it means "I heard sonic's a futanari."

らしい is something you would put at the end of a sentence when you heard about something but you're not entirely sure if it's true or not. Like a rumor for example.

>>694209283
I didn't know what the word Rashii was, and also it didn't make sense in katakana lol.

>>694209283
Yeah, and I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

My BROTHER sent me this on Skype like 2 years ago asking me if I could read it from watching anime. He was like 15. The next day he said "nevermind." Now I get why everyone always called me a troll whenever I posted it and wouldn't answer me. Holy fuck.

>>694208197
>>694208471

I'm working on it for you right now. One of the characters is stumping me. Give me time.

>>694209488

You can put anything in katakana, but it's usually seen as cute when you do that. Hiragana is even cuter.

>>694209581

np

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What does this say

>>694209488

Oh, that's what you meant by too gobbled up. やっと分かりました

>>694209644
lol thank you for helping. Been bugging the absolute shit out of me forever and google translate is about as useful as a weeaboo. At least it doesn't smell and scream lines from anime at me.

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>>694209917
Ching Chang Chong suk a ding dong schlong

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HOLY FUCK I FOUND THE PIC MY BRO GOT THIS SHIT OFF OF WHAT THE FUCK

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>>694202949
This pls

>>694210340
>my brother
we all know you have a sonic futa fetish
you are anonymous theres no need to lie

>>694210644
I mean yeah, I just fapped to it, but I hadn't seen it before

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>>694202949
What is this, op?

>>694209917

入店不可(nyuutenfuka)

中国人と帰化人、残留孤児、中国系混血人児、絶対入店禁止、純血日本男子のみ。(chuugokujin to kikajin, zanryuukoji, chuugokukeikonnketsujinnji, zettai nyuutennkinnshi, junketsu nihondanjinomi)

"NO ENTRY IS PERMITTED TO:

Chinese people, naturalized citizens, abandoned orphans[probably aiming at left in Japan by foreign parents' kids], and Chinese mixed blood children are strictly prohibted to enter, only pure blood Japanese boys (may enter)"

You already knew what this sign was about, didn't you?

>>694211218
It's OK. We all know China is a shit hole and would be much better off owned by culturally and morally superior Japan.

>>694210973

Not OP, but it's 感(kan)

Means feeling, like "I feel blah blah," not "I feel like doing blaah blah."

Using feeling words in Japanese is a little tough and requires interaction with Japanese people in order to fully understand.

>>694209917
"Entry absolutely forbidden to Chinese and Naturalized Citizens, Chinese War Orphans, and people with Chinese blood mixed in. Only pure-blooded Japanese males permitted."

>>694211435

Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just translating.

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Translate text box with blue button?

>>694211566

I could see the usage 男児 being used in a way to make men seem more pure than what is being prohibited.

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>>694202949
Let's see.

>>694204333
gtfo fag

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is this in japanese?
if so can you translate it

>>694210401

不均整（fukinsei)

"No symmetry/balance"

The 不 (fu) is kind of irregular, because you wouldn't even here any one say this in a conversation, let alone negate it with 不, but that's the underlying meaning. Explains why everything is grainy.

>>694202949
戦犯
How about that one?

>>694212204
People

Are fighting right now in order to be happy

The other has too much kanji and looks hard.

Not OP, by the way. Just some passing neckbeard cuz that ass is fine.

>>694206852
Uh no faggot. That would be "wagaya" which anyone who is half way decent at Japanese would know.

This guys isn't very good at this.

Also 旭 is normally read as Asahi buddy.

>>694202949
おめでとう、電子辞書を買った。。。

にがす
たんぐ
まい
えなす

translate it pls <3

>>694212204
Sauce? Reverse search brings nothing and I don't understand moon runes

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>>694213035
Thanks, ano...
>That is fine
Kek
>>694213197
Biorg Trinity.
Search:
Raw Sen

>>694213181
Niggers tongue my anus
(nigasu tangu mai enasu)

>>694213448
Ya te vi taringuero.

>>694213556
>Impliyng

>>694213158
>おめでとう、電子辞書を買った
Congratulations, you bought a electronic dictionary?

>>694213103

No no, I agree, I fucked up. I've been living in Chiba and I haven't once seen or heard of this phrase being used, so it's something that is perhaps used depending on the place or people. Not an excuse though, I do suck. I just learned something new today is all.

I wouldn't say however that one word is a measure of how good someone is at a language. Some are better at speaking than others, and some are better at writing/reading. It's what it is. I'm not good at either because I'm entirely self taught. Go figure.

>>694214123

Yes, that what it means. It's sarcastic.

>>694213181
>made an effort in a unique thread
>made me laugh
10/10

>>694204259
shit son this is in Kobe isn't it? I've eaten at those restaurants often

>>694212985

戦犯 (senpan)

War crime.

Can' you just look it up if you have the text? Use Jisho.org or something next time.

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>>694212204
Don't let the thread die!
>>694202949
How are you, anon?

>>694202949
Ryuu-ga, Wa-ga-te-ki-wo, Ku-ra-u?

>>694212364
死 : Death
に : because of
悲哀 : Sorrow, sadness

>>694215021
The dragon consumes my enemies

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>>694202949

>>694215021
The dragons consume my anus

>>694215533
original poster is a homo. give me a hard one

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>>694202949
Interested in the context here. Thanks for your work even if you can't get to mine, OP.

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This was a friend's tea-box, I don't even know if it's Japanese.

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>>694215966
Did someone say hard?

>>694215533
orijinaru posutaa wa homu desu

Home of the original post?

>>694212204

人は(hito wa)

幸せになるために今を戦っている (shiawase ni narutameni ima o tatakatteiru)

たとえ昨日 (tatoe sakujitsu)
現実に押し潰され闇の中で (genjitsu ni oshitsubusare yami no naka de)
あがいていたとしても (agaiteita toshitemo)

"People, are fighting in order to be happy

Like yesterday, even supposing that people floundering in the crushed (crushing) darkness"

Okay, I had a little trouble translating because it's a little superfluous and poetic, and I would need to see the rest of that bubble at the bottom to make more sense of what she's trying to say.

>>694216282
that's MO not MU
and you're a bit late

>>694216246
Is that Accelerator?
>>694216367
>Poetic
Wait, Is actually poetic?
>Also
This >>694214901 is the next page
Finally, Thanks

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what it mean the stuff on her leg?

Bump for weeb translations

Bumbing

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>>694216994
this shit

>>694212007

スキル：自由を奪う雷撃 (sukiru: jiyuu wo ubau raigeki)

17秒間、自身の攻撃力を4倍にし、同時に敵の攻撃を無効にする (17byoukan, jishin no kougekiryoku o 4bai ni shi, douji ni teki no kougeki o mukou nisuru)

"Skill: Freedom taking [meaning like disabling, related to 不自由、which actually means disabled (persons)) lighting [possibly torpedo] attack.

For 17 seconds, your attack power is increased by 4 times, and at the same time your enemy's attack has no effect"

Sounds overpowered.

>>694216994
ouch

>>694217237
Sexy

>>694217283
Thank you very much anon!

>>694212364
>>694215331

死に悲哀 (shi ni hiai)

"Sorrow in death"

This is definitely a case of Japanese that wouldn't make sense to Japanese people. No Japanese person would ever use this (seriously). It's like the English tattoos or the-what I'm assuming-more common Asian tattoos where someone gets something that reads kitchen or some shit. It's the equivalent to that. Don't use it.

>>694217280
>>694217416
really? that means? "ouch"?

>>694216144
bump for tea box

>>694202949
Can you flip an egg with no flipper?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yleIlZDbnKc

>>694218153
Helping bumb

>>694216246

Okay, they're huffing and puffing, and he says 熱い(atsui)、which means (this is) hot will seemingly forcing her into sex.

And then she gets pissed off and says こっの　いい加減にしろ三下ァ！！(konno ii kagen ni shiro sanshitaa!!)

Which means "Cut the bullshit you tiny piece of shit" (三下 sanshita means like petty underling, so in order to make it more natural in English I took a liberty).

>>694218835
>She
I'm pretty sure that That's Yaoi

Bumb

>>694202949
OP sensei, am currently trying to learn Japanese but can't find classes nearby me and have been attempting self study which is very slow and not very good when I don't understand something. Can you suggest anything for me to learn from?

>>694218835
Thanks

>>694208197
>>694209644

hey bro any progress on this?

>>694214901
>>694216959

Poetic as in no one would fucking say this ever in everyday life. It's a bunch obscure word usage to make it fit the character's style/personality/time period(?).

Anyway, this is the best I got for that unfinished sentence.

たとえ昨日現実に押し潰され闇の中であがいていたとしても、光に満ちた明日のために祈るのだ。(hikari ni michita ashita no tameni inorunoda)

"Supoosing that even if there are those who are writhing in the crushing darkness, (I) pray for a tomorrow filled with light"

See what I mean? It's because it's fantasy.

The shit in the back reads: 死の淵から闇を汲み、生の端境を彷徨うマリア。光さす道へと導き給え。（shi no fuchi kara wo kumi, sei no hazakai wo samayou maria. hikari sasu michi he to michibiki tamae）

"(This is) maria, who wanders [literally loiters] on the outer edges of life. [Talking to Maria] please lead the way to the path which pierces/embraces [I think it means embracing, although さす (sasu, stab) is used] light."

There you go.

>>694217585
This is Chinese. I can't really read the 1st character but the second two characters mean child and male

>>694219358

Cool dude, you know that it's Yaoi and I don't. You rock. Good job!

>>694221112

Oh yeah, okay, sorry, I was helping the fantasy /b/ro. I'll do the tea after I do yours.>>694216144

>>694217237
This one is also Chinese.. shitty Chinese, couldn't tell you what it means. Literally it means something about a Just changed little brother.

>>694217585
>>694222200

Definitely Chinese. That character in the middle doesn't exist in Japanese.

>>694217237
>>694222520

This.

Another shitty attempt at trying to make something cool with a language they have no knowledge about.

>>694222728
Honestly. If you're going to permanently print something on your body in another languages A) learn the language so you're not as big a poser, or B) talk to someone who knows the language and can actually get you a translation that makes grammatical and actual sense (and would actually be said).

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>>694222100
Thanks, anon.
Gods bless your children.
>Also
Check this 21 Get

>>694222437
Helping Bump

I met a woman once who had the Chinese character for "woman" tattooed on her hand. She didn't know I could read it and told me it meant "mother." She seemed so happy and proud of it, I didn't have the heart to tell her.

>>694223914
Better than having "horse?" I suppose.

>>694223914
Youre a strong father anon

Bumbi

>>694223914
Actually my friend got the Japanese symbol for balance tatooed. I haven't told him it's the Chinese word for flat ground and the Japanese character for common/average.

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>>694202949

>>694224813
Kek
>>694224972
I cant see a shit nigga

can someboby tell me the japanese lyrics of the begining in this song, please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY1RXmXZ32E

>>694222200
>child and male
Manchild

Bumb

>>694227937
(：灬：)

Bum

>>694208197

Okay dude, I just did a bunch of crap looking a character, and I don't think it exists. It's the one next to 細さ, and the closest I could find was 絨、which means wool cloth, but 絨毯　and 絨毯爆撃 "rug" and "carpet bombing", respectively.

This is gibberish. Did someone use google translate? Sorry I couldn't help you.

Anyway, here's the translation: "There's no winter... the snow and leafs piling up, the ??? that was made from (the/a) stripped (of bark) branch... The rut/wheel track/furrow that whenever (it) stepped it would (carefully) carve[?????].... Isn't anywhere (to be seen/found)."

Yeah. 刻むれるisn't even a word. Is it supposed to be 刻まれる？I suppose it is. Even with that change, it would become "the rut that whenever (it) stepped was gently/carefully carved," and that still doesn't make sense. Did you make this?

Anyway,

>>694216144

天然木

欅(けやき, keyaki)

うるしぬり

"Naturally growing tree [product, maybe name]

Keyaki [I looked it up, it's a type off Japanese elm]

lacquering"

Your friend used a lacquering box as a tea box? Who was your friend? Their background? Or are you pulling my leg?

>>694229457
lol wow I had no idea the one I found would be so fucking crazy.

No I didn't make that, it's a pixiv artist:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=touhou+gaoo_%28frpjx283%29
he seems to do a bunch of emotional sadism type bullshit, and that one was back in 2013.

>>694229949
It was my Japanese grandfather-in-law's.
I always assumed it was for tea because that's what my sister had put in it when I first found it.
Any idea what I could look up for the maker's name?

>>694229457
>刻まれる
I was trying translate.google just now and a word that came up was "engrave" and I wonder if the root of that word is in reference to the brooch/insignia on the character's chest?

>>694216176

全米に衝撃！黒人元兵士が白人警官5人射殺(Top right: Shocking (news) in America. A black soldier shoots and kills five white police officers)

警察官による黒人射殺事件への怒り(Bottom: According to the police the shooting was (due to) anger )

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this pls

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>>694231004
Pigs!

>>694230151

He obviously has no fucking idea what he is doing with Japanese. That's probably why he fucked up the kanji. By hand writing it himself.

>>694230448
It's not a company name at the top, only a word (there are at times duality in words, but not this time unfortunately). Are there any other markings on the bottom or inside or something?

>>694230553
Yes, 刻む (kizamu) means to carve, and 刻まれる is what would be "To be carved (by someone/thing)," but use your eyes, because that is a part of the jacket.

>>694231491
>at is a part
In Perfect Cherry Blossom, Letty has lavender eyes and curly lavender hair. She wears a blue and white dress with a white apron in front of it. At the top of her skirt that is a golden lapel resembling the alchemical symbol for silver. Also wears a white cap and a nearly transparent cape. She was described by ZUN as being "fairly tall."[2] In Hopeless Masquerade, she is seen with white trousers.

reference to the character. Was just trying to help before, don't be arrogant

Bumm

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How about this?

>>694215975

(from right to left)

ね、もう潰していい？

モンスターボール（意味深）が潰れた感触はまだ知らないの

久々にワクワクしちゃうわ...

あっ　縮み上がってく！これ合図なの？潰せっていう合図？じゃあいくよ・・・！

"Can I smash your balls? [wwwwww］

I still don't know what crushed pokeballs (the meaning is deep [Yes it literally says that]) feel like...

It's been a long time since I've been so excited [to the point where she's fanatic] mesmerized

Oh, they're going to shrivel up!

Is this the sign?
The sign to smash (your balls)?
Okay then!"

This was made for masochists with a pokemon fetish.

>>694231004
Interested in this too

>>694217280

It's upside down. It means "luck 福(fuku)”

It's a holiday themed torture porn scene.

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>>694233129
This Post

>>694223328

それは
おまえとて
同じではないのか

デネブ

２１星
最強のバイオーグ

"For you is it not the same?

Denebu

21first star/planet

The strongest baiogu [Is the baiogu a thing in the comic?]"

>>694232859

米海兵隊岩国航空基地(beikaiheitai iwaguni koukukichi)

US MARINE CORPS IWAGUNI AIRBASE

>>694231910

Okay sorry, I'm just trying to poop out translation ASAP and I thought you were juts talking about the picture.

>>694233717
You actually translated it.
Thanks.
Baiogu means Biorg.
>Also
>The Strongest Biorg
Fuuuuck!

>>694234141

Not OP. I think he already left and I've taken over his board and have been translating everything.

>>694234235
I see.
From where you are?

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I suppose I cant ask for the entire thing so just the title would be cool to know (the text at the top)

>>694234017
Thanks, didn't know they had a word for US marine corps, is that the literal translation of beikaiheitai?

bamp

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What does this say?

>>694227937

News poll bullshit.

(Green box: アメリカが韓国政府の同意なしに北朝鮮を攻撃したら？(amerika ga kankoku seifu no doui nashi ni kitachousen o kougeki shitara?)

アメリカを支持(Blue: amerika wo shiji)
日本を攻撃(gray: nihon o kougeki)
北朝鮮を助ける(red: kitachousen o tasukeru)

"If America were to attack North Korea without S Korea's consent (what would you do/support?)

Blue:support America
Gray: Attack Japan
Red: Help N Korea"

This poll is asking Koreans who or what they would support if America had attacked N Korea with nukes. In the top right, it reads: Urging the threat of the North's nuclear weapons testing special report! Korea's take on nuclear usage"

Blue would support the destruction of NK, Gray the opportunity to attack Japan, and Red would help the NK [in no specified way, which could be scary]"


>>694234609

Well, it's using the alpahabet known as ローマ字 (romaji), which is literally "Roman letters." If you don't know hiragana and katakana, you can use romaji. The literal translation is 米(This actually means rice grains, but is also used to refer to america for some reason), 海 (ocean), 兵(soldier)隊(squad/corps), thus becoming "American Ocean Soldier Corps."

>>694236210
Kek Fucking Koreans

>>694236210
>"If America were to attack North Korea without S Korea's consent (what would you do/support?)

>Blue:support America
>Gray: Attack Japan
>Red: Help N Korea"


>Gray: Attack Japan
fucking gooks

Shameless Bump

>>694237275
Koreans are crazy, bro.

>>694237448
I can't tell which is worse; the gooks or flipshits

Koreans literally hate everyone and their language is not used at all outside of Korea. The entire country's attitudes towards other Asians is shittier than China's.

Filipinos are literally the niggers and mexicans of Asia, fucking themselves over, and being almost full of shit as India

>inb4 poo in loo is worse

>>694234346

America. On exchange in Japan. Will go back in a month.

>>694231004

Man, this is long.

俺たちの仲間を沢山殺してるのはお前だな。髭面の汚いおっさんかと思ったら、こんな白い娘とは。
こいつはたっぷりお仕置きしてやらないとな！ぷひっぷひっぷひぃっ！

んばっやっ・・・やめてくださ・・ぷえぇぇっ！

やめたいけどよ、でかくなったチンコがおさまらねぇや。

ぷひっ俺も俺も！

"You're the one who killed a lot of our friends. With that filthy mug I would have thought that was a man, this white [as in pretty skinned] bitch. [he's calling her ugly]

This guy is going to punish the fuck out of you hahahahah [pig monster laugh I guess is buhi, so it's buhi buhi buhi (pronounced boo-he).

Nnnn... please, st-top ..... fuueaahh

I want to stop, but my dick go big and I need to satisfy (it).
Haha, me to me too [his own you guys]"

What does this symbol ツ mean other than just being a really cool symbol

>>694238145
Japanese people cannot move their lips, so they express happiness through シ

>>694238014
I see.
What are your interests and what were your motivations for learning Niponese?
>>694238366
My Sides

>>694208229
ソニックハ　フタナリ　ラシイ

Sonikkuha futanari rashii

Your guess is as good as mine.

>>694231004
>>694238014

I took a couple of liberties with the pig rape scene. For example, おさまる (osamaru) can mean to be deliver, but it has three forms with different meanings. They are 収まる、納まる、治まる、修まる。We're using 収まる's first definition, which is "to be in one's place/installed (politics)/settle into." In Japanese, they'll do what Spanish people will do when they say "blah blah bla, no?," as in "is it not so?" Or when we go "isn't it?" Here they negated osamaru, and since it's all slangy and vulgar language, they made it into "osamaraneeya," which is like "Won't I place my dick into you?"

It's really slangy and no one speaks like that in the real world as far as I'm concerned (especially because this is fantasy sex), so it's nothing to be too concerned about.

>>694238828
>Futanari

>>694238145

Okay.

ツ is read as tsu, and it has no meaning. All the little NOT looking Chinese characters are what are called hiragana and katakana. They help build words and you can use the language without using the Chinese characters with just those two alphabets.

For example
私は食べます。
わたしはたべます。
"I (will) eat"

I know it all looks like Chinese characters to you, but if you read a little about Japanese, it would help you understand more what I was talking about.

>>694239729
Okay, thank you for the explanation.

>>694223036
I agree.

>>694234347

Thanks for understanding that if I translate everything little thing, the thread would die before I finished.

プリーツスカートを描くのって（crossed out:ムラムラすr...) 楽しいね (puriitsu sukaato o kaku no tte murara sur... tanoshiine!)

Drawing pleat skirts makes (me) so horrnn... I mean fun! (heart)

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this please

>>694240187
May I ask you: In how many ways can one translate Doctor, Green, DoctorGreen and Doctor Green?

>>694240377
Not him but I think Ghost 鬼

>>694240774
thank you!

Were you self taught op? If self-taught, what books did you buy/download?

>>694241092
Also, anyone with experience wih learning Japanese may also answer.

>>694240757
Not them but Doctor has a few ways. Isha is the general one. Then o-isha-san which is more polite and still the same word. Green is midori so you think it would be isha midori but it would be gurinu (or green). I think Gurnu-kesa is how you conjugate it but I've only seen that in professors or PhD holders so I'm not 100%

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Translate this please !

>>694241092
This is all MY opinion:


I've been self studying from scratch for two years and if theres ANYTHING I learned, it's what materiel to use.

First off, Fuck Rosetta stone, it is the BIGGEST amount of snake oil you'll ever see.

Right now: Learn the kana, I know there was an android app that helped learn it with nmeonics and that was helpful, don't know the name. Also namasensei is handy due to his style

Grammar: Read barrons Grammarbook since it uses romaji and generally is a good book, even for reference.http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Grammar-Barrons-Series/dp/0764120611

There are PDF's floating around.

Watch this youtube serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kU2cc85ZA

It's an oldie but a goodie

As for textbooks: Use Human Japanese, its on mobile or buy the box version online. Another good textbook is Genki but it's more for classroom but you'll still get something out of it. Or hell, just Youtube it.

Get the gist of all those, One regret I did is grind 6,000 flash cards with the Anki deck (Core2k/6K) Learn it WITH the kanji, The vocab is based on Kanji, if you know that one kanji, you'll know a piece of that vocab, Like when you know a word based on it's letters and not how the word itself looks.

Use WaniKani, It's good. Its the most efficient way of learning. Do it AS SOON as you're comfortable. I can't stress this enough.

A supplement would be the Anki decks but Memrise is nice too for the vocab (Since you still need to know a lot of the common ones regardless)

DelvinLanguage for all of your listening needs. FluentU is limited and it pays, DL does not.

It's a stool of Kanji/Vocab, Listening, and Grammar. Do something for each of those simultaneously. Be efficient in this time and you'll be amazed at what a year or two will do.

がんばって！！！

>>694241237
>Isha Gurinu
Does Isha have any particularities?

What does this mean? It's from a song.
君と繋がってよう きっとBrighter tomorrow

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what does it says on the wall ?

>>694241410
あなたのおしゃぶり

>>694241511
Yes. By itself it's simply Doctor. Actually now that I think about it. You would call them sensei. So gurinu sensei. I've seen that references in Tv when speaking to a personal doctor

>>694241611
"I never had a father"

>>694234919

(In classic manga fashion)

デネブッ・・・！？

ちょッ・・・
タンマ！！
おまえがッ・・・！？
新聞部の・・・
諸星達人が！？

あ　あ　あっぶなッ！！！

デネブの招待はハンターの調査でも不明（アンノウン）
・・・知ってたらあんな迂闊に飛び込んだりはしてない！！
もし・・・ネクロマリア様が・・・いや”バンター1号”が来るのが少しでも遅れてたら・・・ッ

フッ
その・・・あざっス

"Deneb?

Wha...
Tanma!!
You..!?
are the...
stars/planet expert?!

S s Shit!!!

The true form, even with Hunter's(?) examination, would still be unknown
...If (he/we?) knew (he/we) can't just recklessly barge/jump in (like that)!!
Maybe if... Mrs. Nekoromaria came with "Hunter 1," but we'll probably be a little late.

Hm!

Ugh, thanks"

This was a little hard to translate because I don't know much about what's going on in this scene. It's a little off/wrong in other words. Sorry.

>>694241909
Shit got real...
>>694241812
I see. Gods Bless your children

>>694241584
I *think* it means "When I'm with you there surely will be a brighter tomorrow"

>>694239054

Fug you.

>>694240377

Actually it means Demon. 鬼（おに、oni)

お化けobake、幽霊yuurei means ghost (left is more ghost, right is more spirit.

>>694238828
Sonic looks like a futanari

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>>694202949

>>694241538

桜祭り sakura matsuri

sakura festival

>>694241584
>>694242104

^What anon said. Literally translated it becomes a little weird, so what the other anon answered with is correct.

>>694241611
Anon, I can barely read English graffiti, let alone Japanese graffiti. Sorry. I don't know if the other anon is correct or not.

我已经实习完毕，现在有几件事情需要尽快解决

>>694241538
Ok op died. That means 桜茶り brown cherry blossoms I THINK

>>694242637
Nevermind. Op is back and won

>>694242607
great thread anon, may the forces of all of nippon be with you as you learn the language of tentacle fuckers

>srsly tho amazing thread

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>>694242032
Here, Some background:
>Deneb, The Blond Guy, is against the Biorg Hunters. They are Biorgs.
>>694242294
Kek

>>694242227
ohh thanks anon!

>>694242227
Then what about ki? No IME on me and too lazy

>>694235895

ウイスキー怪獣（ゴジラ）、覚醒
(uisukii kaijyuu (gojira), kakusei)

"Godzilla giant monster (Godzilla), revival"

The bottom left reads 新ゴジラ ShinGodzilla, which means new Godzilla. I guess it's promotion for this(?) years Godzilla movie.

>>694242611
I already finished my studies. Now there is some things that needs to be addressed.

Chinese>Japanese

>>694203966
Or it was at one time owned by someone named Ueki.

>>694243131
牛にキスをしないでください

>>694243287

気・氣 き　ki

Means energy. Like your energy, but it's used in ways of how you feel/think, what sort of mood there is in a room, emotion, etc. Also electricity and stuff as well, but you can't use it for the paranormal in any way. No if's, an's, or but's.

Not used for ghosts /b/ro. Not the way we English speakers use energy anyway.

>>694243131
黒闇速度
koku an soku do

"The speed of darkness"

I had this as my background for my phone at one point. The koku an is archaic in nature however.

>>694243598
どうして言っていましたでしょうか。

>>694243456
Want to study Chinese after Japanese, but I wouldn't say one is over the other unless you're talking about numbers.

>>694217585
Bad Boy

>>694244259
Interesting. I've seen that used as paranormal energy in one of the Core decks

>>694244259
>Ki can't be used for the paranormal.
I see

>>694224972
Gold characters say Big dick (lit. "huge pole") Don't know about the white characters before and after it.

>>694244259
Learn chinese if you want to make money. Learn japanese if you want to weeb it up. China is in the economic forefront these days. Learn chinese if you want a sliceof China's profits.

>>694244259
腰をかがめると足をつかみます。ここにあなたの直腸用の大きなペニスを付属しています

>>694243104

oH. It's just like

"Imoto
huh?
uh, me?
yeah, you!

Are you happy? *takes pictures*"

I don't really see this as enough to make sense of that other scene, sorry.

>>694244452
>>694244496

Well, if you saw it in a deck, then probably alirght. That's the first time I've heard of it, but if it's on cards, then you can use it to an extent I suppose. It's just rare if that's the case, since I've never heard my host families use ki like that when I talked to them about ghosts.

Which language is easier to learn? Chinese or Japanese

>>694244770
It's definitely used to refer to spirits.

>>694244672

グーグル翻訳スゲェなｗ

>>694244637

Different people different goals. I wouldn't learn it for the purpose of profit. It wold go in hand with my other language studies, or rather what I want to study soon after.

>>694244935
Chinese.
Simplified characters and simplified grammar& vocabulary.

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>>694244770
I see

>>694244935

When it comes to writing, Japanese is easier. Both languages are logical enough however, so it's dependent upon what reasons you want to learn the languages.

>>694244971
Alright, I didn't know. Another thing learned.

>>694245093
I guess it depends on where you are and what your goals are but here in Australia, knowing chinese comes with huge employment advantages

>>694245118
Really?
Isn't it hard to Spell?

>>694245269
I dunno man. Your traditional chinese system is pretty intimidating

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i have the ultimate stump for everyone. bet you faggot weaboo's cant get this one right

>>694245603
>Stump
Don't make post a Tenjo Tenje's Page, Fag

>>694245207

"Holy Mother.

The joyful future you spoke of

IS IT LIKE THIS? How do you like my interpretation?"

this is fun I should do one of these threads sometime

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>>694246066
I'm Glad you're having fun, anon.

>>694245342
Its easier than english. Take this for example from the other guy who posted this
>我已经实习完毕，现在有几件事情需要尽快解决
Look at the last and third last characters. They have the same radical. With chinese the you know the easier it is to remember other characters as well. With English it's a combination of the 26 alphabetical characters. Sure there are similarities in he way english is spelt, but theres no telling how many there are.

>>694245434
>>694245305


我已经实习完毕，现在有几件事情需要尽快解决
I already finished my studies. Now there is some things that needs to be addressed.
中国語を学んでから帰国しましたが、言いたいことがあります。

Top is Chinese, bottom is Japanese. Both have the same meaning. Which looks harder and more difficult to write between the two? I can even communicate the same senetnce in Japanese without the Chinese characters.

ちゅうごくごをまなんでからきこくしましたが、いいたいことがあります。

Not a game of which is better, but you can read Japanese with just knowing above a thousand characters or none at all in fact (but that's hard; most an average adult should know is around 2200) while Chinese has like, what, a lot more that you have to learn. The history of Japanese in the beginning was an attempt to simply Chinese, and with that came Japan's own writing system that greatly reduced the required amount still used in China today. But with that came a new language, and I've been using it to help perverts and long lost tea box makers alike in this thread.

>>694246340
I see