I did before it turned out terrible don't do it

>>694201704
>implying /b/ has a right in front of them chick

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I did, was good. Make sure she knows the deal first otherwise it could turn bad.

What if i have a girl and a side trans

>>694203004
Sauce?

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>>694202783
>a right in front of them chick.

Classic, anon.

Nope. Don't do it. Unless you don't respect you main bitch. Then go ahead

>>694204323
mothafucker
nobody respects their main bitch

>>694201704
I had a side nigga. Husband got suspicious so I had to let him go.

>>694205272
You never gotta let a side dude go
just tuck away where the cuck can't see him

PS Nicole send pics

>>694201704
>>694202604
I used to have one. Don't regrett it, but probably wouldn't do it again unless it was the right sort of girl.

>>694204933
spotted the incel

>>694201704
I had multiple
til I caught chlamydia and gave it to main bitch
then I had like 5
then I then she found out again and dumped my ass
but guess what
I
STILL
DON'T
REGRET
THAT
SHIT
BITCH

>>694205423
I had to, plus I was feeling guilty. Then I thought about my kids and shit. I had to end it. :/

>>694206008
ok I'm lying, she's a fuckin bitch who was probably cheating on my from day one but because she stuck to one other person (probably, for all I know she was cum dumpster) I never found out about it because I was too busy cheating on her to put in the work to find out for sure. Anyways, fuck that shit though.
YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD BELIEVE BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A WHORE AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF BURNED INTO YOUR FUCKING UTERUS BITCH

>>694206117
wait, are you a woman or a homosexual man?

>>694201704
No

>>694206417
k den

>>694201704
No, but gf is open to 3 ways

>>694204933
Not true, mother fucker. Real men do

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I have at last count, 3 side chicks. regular girlfriend is none the wiser.

>>694206117
See, this is why women shouldn't cheat. They don't know how to commit to their own actions and just own the things they do. It's always half measures and slight experiences.
>YOU ALREADY CHEATED, KEEP DOING IT, JUST DO IT BETTER.

>>694201704
I don't have a main chick so fuck off

>>694207297
is that the Smithsonian Air & Space museum by Dulles?

>>694207226
"REAL" men are fuckin pussies whipped by pussies.
Their actions mean nothing, everything else about them stinks of shit you don't wanna be like.

>>694207687
Ok buddy. Somebody wasn't breast fed.

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>>694207568
no, thats Wright-Patterson in Dayton, OH. Ive been to both.

this pic is from Dulles.

>>694201704
I have an older woman friend that lets me occasionally come to her house when her husband is at work and jerk off on her. shes not hot though, and I think shes slow. I just do it for the exhibitionism part of it

>>694207297
Side note kids
when some dumb motherfucker says main bitch is none the wiser, it means she either knows and doesn't care, knows and hasn't made her move yet, or this is a relatively new endeavor of this piece of shit's and she will soon know.
>Its 2016 retard, you carry around a "smart" phone that has a built in GPS and camera. You dumb fuckin faggots are literally carrying around your bitch's means of spying on you.
All it takes is a friend who's tech savvy or has connections to someone who is.

>>694208188
well the thing is, i'm way smarter than she is. and even if she does know, I don't give a fuck. She just believes me and i leave my phone locked. I know how to cover my trail because I've followed her tiny breadcrumbs before. And I'm not an idiot.

>>694208188
>be me
>be tech savvy
>have friends, also techy
>can't track my wife
So feeling pretty good about not getting caught. Opsec is paramount.

>>694207887
Ew you wierd fuckin incest loving man bitch. I was formula fed like any normal child who's mother doesn't want it sucking on her tits into its later years of childhood.
You probably kept suckin them tits til you were like 5 didn't you?
Pitching a tent whenever your air headed wannabe feminazi mother shoved her deformed old white lady nipples in your mouth like slim jims but more leathery.

>>694206484
I'm a woman
>>694207387
I don't feel like it anymore

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>>694208589
Are you me?

>>694208589
Well if you don't give a fuck this is going to be boring, but I'll humor you.
You probably are smarter, phones can be jail broken, then again not everybody is the bitch with the dragon tattoo, say a dozen hail Mary's and jerk off into her shampoo for shits and giggles.

>>694208751
Damn, how much do I need to suffer in life to become as miserable as you? You're breaking land speed records of bitterness

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>>694208798
no, but you fucking get it, so props to you anon

>>694208751
I'm sorry you can't get a decent woman. Keep trying. Or start trying.

>>694203004
This right here. Bitch went nuts talking about love and shit. It was at that point I knew I fucked up and was going to get found out. Been two years now and the only lesson I learned was to make sure the other girl knows what I expect and to not expect anything other than a good fuck

>>694209171
You aint seen nothin yet.
You fuckin vagina with arms and legs.

>>694207687
Have fun dying alone

>>694209551
Anyways, how is 8th grade anon?

>>694201704

All my chicks are side chicks, having a main chick is a huge mistake.

>>694209505
you'd be surprised at what I could get
but there's some things in this world more valuable than the accepted norm.

Learned to hide shit from having a previous crazy ex.
Used experience to have side-chick for like two weeks.
Didn't like what I was doing, let her go.
Still think main chick will find out one day and I get nervous as shit when she talks about adultery and stuff but whatever that's what I get.

>>694209251
So here are my keys:
1)on android, 3rd party launcher, kik has icon changed to 'chess' (no lockscreen notification)
2)google voice text/phone forwarded to my phone so THEY don't have my real number (also changed icon) and there's no cell records
3) random pictures of the gym, Walmart, gas station, work, etc. "Just stopping at Walmart, love you" *send picture

>>694209551
this is my fetish

>>694209678
have fun sacrificing your manhood and dignity for pussy......sometimes......and eventually not at all.

I'm juggling 2 guys right now
>I keep one so he can pay for my car and buy me clothes and food
>he always begs for sex so I have to give in every once in a while, but never more than 3 times a month
>the other guy is actually really cool and super fun to be around but he's kind of an asshole, Ive actually had to pay for his dinner a couple of times wTF >:(
>but omg he's just so cute and funny If I could get him to make me his exclusive girl I'd drop the other guy but he said he doesn't do relationships :(

>>694209827
See now this is legitimate. Minimal hurt feelings, if done tactfully, and lots of uncomplicated fun

>>694209799
Great, we're learning to write in cursive. Now the next time I fuck your mother in the face I'll be able to write my name on her tits.

>>694209827
Truth.

>>694209997
You don't know what manhood is, child

>>694209912
I had the first two, genius third though

>>694210195
What? Guys can keep girls around like pets but when a girl does it its bait? Grow up silly anon

>>694210308
-_-

You're on 4chan.
>I seriously doubt YOU know anything about being a man.

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>>694210412
Gotcha bro. Good luck

>>694210308
Also I'm more man than you'll ever be, and it's just who I am. I don't even have to validate it like your little faggot ass.

>>694210513
This is a man's world after all, also tits or GTFO

>>694210134

Pretty much. Honestly credit to those who are happy and satisfied with committed relationships but I've never had a good experience personally.
I'm hardly a pussy magnet but having a few girls who are friends and expect nothing more than netflix and chill and then do their own thing is ideal, everyone's happy.

>>694210513
When a girl does it she's a whore because men's dicks don't get larger and more warn with every woman they fuck.

>>694209912
that works, very nice. on iphone here.
hide apps behind other apps in a full folder, on second page
turn off read receipts.
turn off location services for just about everything
make sure that messages dont pop up or display the contents.
lock phone with passcode and fingerprint.
always be vigilant

>>694210945
Don't you fuckin end my post in a 5 bitch
you're just mad your hole aint what it used to be.

>>694210577
Nice comeback. Soooo the same goes for you? We've got a grade A intellect here

>>694202604
Let me guess, they both found out and you were left with no girls.

>>694210861
Do it up, bro. You could die tomorrow

Dem feelings doh... My main is a terrible bitch but I enjoy the side

>>694210214
How are you going to do that with that crooked micro cock?

>>694211373
Nope.
Sit and deal the fact that you're half what you wish you were.

>>694211843
The same way I fathered your soon to be younger brother; I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm with someone more attractive.

>>694212062
I'm sorry, did I say half?
I meant fraction.

>>694208117
what in the actual fuck?

>>694212411
That's pretty fucking hot honestly. Sounds like a good fucking thing

>>694208188
Being this retarded with technology

>>694212852
;)

>>694212062
Little boy

>>694213426
little bitch.

>>694213666
>OOOOOHHHHHH SNAPS
>SATANIC TRIPS AND A LOWER CASE L
>JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE A REAL L
>FAGGOT

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>>694212411
Ive done this before. she wouldnt let me fuck her and we were both turned on so i pulled up her shirt, looked at her tits and down on her and shot cum all over her chest. not bad.

>>694213977
pathetic.