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Any one here ever hire an escort? Tips?
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Any one here ever hire an escort?

Tips?
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>>694196528
Thought about it. Just for when you want some strange ya know?

Advice I've seen is outcall only, don't negotiate over the phone, use backpage.com.
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>>694197873
cant be bringing escorts into my home, are incalls really that bad?
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Drop money on a surface nearby, don't exchange hand, check the room before you get comfortable, bathroom closets, also, check the parking lot or area for people waiting on cars or shit.
I've had enough hookers, former sailor here bored as dicks. AMA
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reverse image search their photos and check for reviews and older pictures. look up their number. ive never had any come to my place but if they did it would be someone i knew was legit or had before

have gotten catfished before by a skinny worn black chick
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>>694198399
Is it worth the money? Can you go more than once? i can go atleast 2-3 times in an hour.
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>>694196528
sauce?
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>>694198893
the classic bait and switch
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>>694200547
yupp, whats even worse is that she wanted to charge me more because of my size.
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>>694199526
Some of them try to charge you more
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>>694199526
Worth the money? No you regret it as soon as you nut
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>>694202119
what the hell do you do for a whole hour then?
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anyone ever find an underage escort?
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>>694199526
I've had one or two just out of the simplistic nature. Look for ones that say defining qualities such as "no black men" or "men over 30 only" or even "rich white men only"... These whores don't actually give a fuck who they fuck. That's simply just there way of saying they aren't a cop. Police cannot use words that discriminate against certain groups as that would be a form of entrapment. Source: Bro is a Vice cop in Seattle.

On to your question... You can bust as many times as you want as long as it's not a QV, quick visit. Don't let them waste time either. Give them at least have first and tell that cunt to start suckin. I've had one girl let me fuck her ass for no fee, and one for $30 extra. Some apparently think, or act at least, they are still dignified but just make sure they think you've done this shit before.
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>>694202163
All i wanna do is nut though, thats the whole point.
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>>694202281
You never pay for an hour, it's a trap. Although this one "Italian" skank in San Diego, tried that. Bullshit on me, me being an intimidating fit guy I played GTA V for the first time on her Xbox until my time was up. Don't let them pressure you or rip you off
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as soon as you nut in an escort, you wish you would had saved your money instead

think with you head, not your dick head
its tempting
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>>694202541
Find a QV
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>>694202687
>>694202533
So it's not worth paying for a GFE?
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>>694202687
honestly, but if you do dont put down more than 80, even then 60
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Go to a massage parlor with a happy ending. Massage + nut
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>>694202851
At leadt for me I think about all the things I could have done for that money. Op, go fap to some extent girlfriend and save that money. Once you but you'll realize how dumb that idea was
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>>694202593
depends how long you last bro. ive gone a little over an hour and finished.

but some definitely try to rush the session
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>>694203117
my though was it'll allow me to sleep with girls way out of my league, is it really that dissapointing?
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>>694203065
too afraid of trafficking to go to those.
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>>694202851
most of them wont give you the GFE, they just say that and tell you all their rules.
ive had instances were i can but they really aren't into it. remember you're just another stranger to them and they're getting money

no kissing or intimate things like that
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>>694201766

dick size or fatty fatt fat?
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>>694203539
I bet he's smuggling hams
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You guys gotta work on your game. There is so much free pussy out there....why in the FUCK would you pay for it??
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>>694203644
oh just shut the fuck up and get shot
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>>694202851
I wouldn't. All you're trying to do is get a nut? The average half hour is about $140 where I live, $200 for an hour and $400 to $600 for a GFE or a night. All rough estimates. Try to find a girl that's independent, they are generally a higher quality fuck and often will hook it up with the timing. Example this one, same one as free anal, gave me free anal and an extra half hour if I gave her a ride back to her hotel.
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>>694203644
because i work 12 hours days and dont have time to fucking get dressed up go to some club with loud shitty music to try and find a girl in my league. I just wanna fuck a girl without the dance.
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>>694203539
my dick size. she was pretty petite compared to me but it was still bullshit. she was a bitch i should have threatened her with the cops
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>>694203965
/thread
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>>694203965
Tinder. Try it.
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If you want a nice experience go to a place called the eroticreview online you can see reviews from other people to know if they look like there pics have sex etc. other then that be polite and upfront about what you want and have fun
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Im to scare of STDs ever even try on that
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best pussy i had was from craiglist lol, super tight

never seen her post anymore and if i did i know where id be
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>>694204092
been browing at eccie, caters to my state more than others
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Never hired an escort but fucked afew crackheads
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>>694204104
suit up?
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>>694204092
true. if they have a TER with reviews then you're better off.
still doesn't mean you'll get treated like the people who posted reviews good/bad
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>>694204049
Like you two fags are the only people that work for a living? There are so many dating apps filled with desperate women. Why would you fuck some AIDS infested drug-addled whore when a lonely mom will let you fuck that ass all night long?
I know why.
You guys are autistic neckbeards. That is literally the only explanation.
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>>694204335

eccie rocks. But I still see BP girls on occasion.
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>>694204339
Savage
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>>694196528
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=729422946 and click "Save page."
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>>694196528
Sauce it or I'll shut the thread down (seriously)

:)
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>>694196528
>tips

You're not changing a fucking tire, cunt. Get your dick wet. Leave the money. Go home.
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>>694204459
i not gonna go to your house for the crackwhore there, i'm gonna pay top dollar for a top dollar girl.
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>>694204705
some cam girl, no vids online
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>>694204339

Crackwhores are great. It's like having a friend come over to spoke a yard with you then you and her fucking like bunnies until you crash.

Now that I've stopped smoking, we'll call each other occasionally fuck like crazy, give her $40 or $50, and send her on her way with both of us happy.
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>>694196528
tips number 1 ; don't live in a retarded country were it's illegal
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>>694204905
Yeah back in my youth days I was chipping it so 20$ wouldn't hurt greatest blowjobs/sex I ever had
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>>694205063
too late
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>>694205063
>where it's illegal
>illegal
kek normie
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>>694205410

Occasionally, my regular crack-girl would bring a friend along. Lots of sex, have them doing stuff like pissing on each other and lezzing out, and tapping all six holes in 15 minutes. Fun times.
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there arent any crackwhores around my area :(
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>>694203965
>>694204049

I wonder how little you guys get out. Or if you actually even have jobs because idk how many women I've met at my job I work with, or while doing my job that I've gotten to take on dates/screw around.

If you think you would even get chicks at a place like that or if that's your first thought when thinking of picking up women, then I doubt you've ever even been inside one.
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>>694206561
Some of us work in male dominated industries and rarely see girls at work
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>>694206561
>implying i have time to fucking flirt at work
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post pics of hottest/best escort you've had
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>>694206561
I'm married. You don't pay a whore to fuck. You pay her to leave.
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>>694208120
okay charlie sheen
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>>694208322
dude slept with bree olsen with his hiv dick. why would he need a whore?
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>>694204459
>There are so many dating apps filled with advertizing robots

fixed that for you
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>>694203965
exactly
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>>694196528
k watcha wanna know?
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whats the best app to get laid. i wanna her stories
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>>694202499
No fbi if we did we'd send you a tip
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>>694208120
dude has it worked out.
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>>694196528
I go more often for the "sensual massage" thing than a "girl friend experience". A good rubdown from a nekkid woman is hardly ever a bad thing. Usually don't nut til the very end so you almost always get all the time you paid. I've had handjobs, blowjobs, and full service depending on a variety of factors.
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>>694210426
From?
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>>694206561
Found a kid
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>>694196528
>>694199526
yes and yes, fucking do it, you'd spend that money with beers and food anyways, better fuck some hot girl once
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