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>>694192412
You look apprehensive
>>694192574
Yeee
>>694192719
Poorly lit
Bamp
>>694192574
Umf. Put that tongue in my pussy plz
Rate
>>694192719
What's it like fucking Jennifer Lawrence
>>694193371
Post face?
>>694193378
dem lips
Rate?
>>694193478
look like an average dude
>>694193474
10/10
rate?
Here
>>694195089
you look really young. like 15. how old are you anon
Give me your best /b
I'm slowly dying
>>694194942
6.5 could be higher with better haircut
>>694193474
If this is you 11/10
>>694196352
You look like a fag that is called Tyler
feeling bleh tonight, anons
>>694194998
Age?
>>694196993
Looking bleh too
Yes i am shirtless, yes its fucking hot out.
>>694197456
But you're inside.
>>694197260
welp
>>694197570
and i have no A/C.
>>694192574
i just got wet
Hi again /b/
This good enough?
>>694197882
every... single... day.
>>694196801
lol no youre not
>>694196993
i wanna make somebody happy, it'll make me feel better
>>694198471
Are you trying to take the place of my waifu Ramona Flowers ?
>>694198471
COLUMBUS
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Thought process of everybody in this thread:
>"I'm too ugly for instagram"
>Post picture of self
>Hope for compliments
>Disregard insults
>>694198214
Ok faggot
Rate me?
>>694198803
>calling someone a faggot
Edgy. Something someone underage would do.
>>694198762
Here we have a chance for a more fair rating ( except for the trolls )
Also instagram ( just like all social media ) is a waste of time, I don't wanna jerk off my ego by begging for likes on a social media
>>694198899
>ifunny
kys nigger
>>694198762
Well of course no one wants their physical appearance to be insulted, it hurts.
>>694198919
Saying faggot = underage. Got it kek
>>694193506
Hi A.J
>>694198919
I guess 90% of 4chan is underage then
>>694199044
OHIO
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Post your tits, im into chubby chicks
>>694199257
My name isn't A.J.
Alright here i am, go on and rate
>>694198690
I mean, maybe..
>>694198931
So you failed on social media, decided it's not a fair rating system (Despite likes of a picture being a fairly fucking accurate metric) and proceeded to ask for a rating from a board consisting of > 95% Males, who may or may not be living in their mother's basement?
This faggot again. I feel like posting gore in this thread but I'm too kind for my own good.
>>694199405
You sure about that? I think I saw you in a club in New Jersey once
Your dad's a frumpy guy?
>>694199307
Spoiler Alert!
>>694199530
I've never even been to New Jersey anon. Probably wouldn't be caught in a club either.
>>694199629
fake
>>694195365
You look like a massive fuckwit but /10
>>694197881
Mods
>>694199909
im 19 lol
>>694199483
Well congratulations you look very pretty with that costume.
>>694195365
You look like if moot and benedict cumberbarch fucked and you were the result
>>694199983
Sweet as bend over then
>>694200032
r8 me
did you guys know coolio had a storyline in Deadpool that was totally cut from the theatrical release
also hi
>>694199629
Do you accept bitcoins?
>>694196993
10/10 you look like mei from overwatch
>>694193474
All the newfags here...
Tits or gtfo
>>694200199
Cool dubs, you ugly stinky.
>>694197578
Holy shit your a cast member? What park/hotel
>>694200199
look like you'd be fun to hang with
>>694200157
Tits or gtfo
>>694200356
Damn, anon. I'm gonna cry.
no bully pls
>>694200435
Thanks anon!
>>694200078
Hi I'm guy in photo. I'm laughing out loud at the benedict thing but who is moot? Post photo so I can laugh pls
>>694200477
It figures you're a numetal band, you retarded juggalo.
>>694200487
fag is fag
>>694200389
Used to be. Disney Hollywood Studios, Sunset Ranch Market.
Good old days when DHS was actually a fun park to visit. Nowadays they removed the Mickey Hat + tons of attractions to expand the Star Wars area.
>>694193506
Bitch
okay i know this is completely irrelevant to everything but I need someone to help me get what vaporwave is supposed to be. all the youtube explanations and Know Your Meme pages don't do it for me. And for macross 82-89's music, which I thought was supposed to be vaporwave, why is it actually future funk? i mean it's taking music from the same genre and trying to repurpose it into the same sort of capitalist critique context, right? idk i'm really slow with this new internet. no I'm not joking.
someone for the love of god help me i've been trying to get someone to help me for the past 3 minutes.
>>694200488
me irl
>>694200618
That band was actually female-fronted indie pop/rock.
>>694200157
Cute
>>694194657
no, he looks like apu from fucking quik-e-mart, you stupid fucking child.
>>694200741
thanks anon
>>694192412
What you don't know is that these are threads FBI starts to log all the info of the newfags that are now on here. Have fun now being on the list.
>>694200157
sleep tight, pupper
also I wanna skullfuck you
>>694200779
>implying that makes it any better
>>694199495
>Implying people don't like your shit back if you like theirs
>Implying fame and money isn't a factor on likes
Nt, fb famous faggy
Your beauty is determined by how many likes you get on fb, not on how many people you can attract
nice logic
okay I'm being fucking serious I'm so lost on what vaporwave is supposed to be and I feel really dumb. like i used to think i was metally sharper but now i know that isn't the case. god i wish i had a faster processing brain
i don't want to be alive anymore
>>694196993
Tits or gtfo, you know the rules
>>694201222
and yes i know holy shit the autism but you know what fuck it i've been trying to figure this out for the past fucking month and i still don't get it
>>694200590
search up christopher poole
>>694201222
Hello tripsfag. Vaporwave is bullshit fat losers listen to while watching Head of the Class reruns.
>>694201056
>>694200930
watch as the summerfags look at these posts and respond.
>Their heart rates increase
>They quickly close out of the thread
>They promise themselves they'll never go on 4chan again
>But it's too late
>>694201328
Claim to be zombiekin on tumblr and everyone will respect that you are dead. Problem solved.
>>694200998
Stay mad, faggot.
>>694201521
Stay fat, hambaby.
Sup people. Please rate me
>>694201381
okay obsession with 80s culture but why all the critiquing aspects like what you sample old music and that's a statement about society like I just don't understand any of this
>>694201222
it uses nostalgic samples, stuff like incidental mall and elevator music, lounge music, early internet sounds and such. basically built on taking traditionally ugly and droll sounds and making them beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtao6zZn2o
>>694201521
you call yourself Kilgore. more like Eatsmore
>>694201612
>Pulling head back and shoulders forward to look bigger/10
>Public bathroom/10
>>694201612
You look like you smell like spit, and your face is lopsided
>>694201722
okay that's a little better but where is this critique about capitalist society coming from? because all I hear is this nice music
>>694201612
I think you're about average.
>>694201595
Shit, fam; I got you covered like a jimmy hat.
>>694202131
fuck off Travis. everyone hates you and Doug
Come on pussies rate me
>>694202404
like a taller, clean-shaven peter dinklage!
>>694192574
>>694193378
>>694193506
>>694194998
>>694195365
You're all handsome looking dudes
>>694194942
kaka which is shit
>>694192412
You try too hard to be liked.
>>694192505
Boring.
>>694192574
No understanding of personal space.
>>694192719
You breath too loud.
>>694193378
Anger issues.
>>694193474
You can't even look at the camera, come on.
>>694193478
You steal food from people's houses.
>>694193506
Incapable of smiling.
>>694194942
You watch too much anime.
>>694194982
You act surprised at things unsurprising.
>>694194998
Always sad that you're one off from trips.
>>694195089
Pedo-bait.
>>694195365
Young, hip father figure.
>>694196993
Secretly likes being degraded.
>>694197336
Has trouble having fun.
>>694197456
Deep psychological damage, possibly molested as a child.
>>694197578
Really chill but low self esteem.
>>694195513
you're fabulous <3
>>694202667
Kek thanks anon.
>>694197881
Can't quite build up the courage to stand up straight.
>>694197882
Ready to burst into tears at the drop of his hat.
>>694198022
Hates getting dubs.
>>694198550
Amazing personality, goofy aesthetics.
>>694199044
Harsh phobia of pencils.
>>694200157
Barks at any large animal.
>>694200199
Can speak 6 different languages, including pirate.
>>694200487
Optimistic but fucks everything up.
>>694200488
Turns into liquid under pressure.
>>694200755
Type 1 Diabetes.
>>694201328
Generally cheerful guy, would hang with.
>>694201612
Cuckold fetish.
>>694201722
Thinks she's really cool but people only like her because she brings snacks with her.
>>694202923
>Secretly likes being degraded.
hmmm
>>694200724
So what are the benifits?
>>694200487
Gave me an idea to turn working sound-proof headphones to regular headphones.
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