What happened to him?

>>694191597
You stupid. Girl does not want you. If girl wanted you, she would be fucking you not deformed boy.

>>694191597
he will kill you and you cannot win a girl this way idiot. Life is not a video game

>>694191597
shoot him, drug the girl

those are your only realistic options

>>694191597
He's probably physically superior to you in every way, so you have to play the long game. Live a heathy, cautious life, making your life span as long as possible. After he's lived a life of fucking her, he will more than likely die before you, leaving you to swoop in for that hot, nursing home action with your lady

>>694191597
The only way you win is admit you're a cuck and give up

>>694191597

What does he have the exact same scars as Daredevil? I'm calling a fake on those.

Shoot him.

>>694191597
learn jiu jitsu you will win

>>694191597
>win the girl

confirmed autist

>>694191597
you learn bjj, tkd and judo is bullshit lmao

winning the girl on the other hand is a whole different matter.

also why am i on b?

to win a fight you cant win do something unexpected and that he would never see coming. i suggest sprinting up out of nowhere and giving him a good drop kick. if you can get high enough and catch him in the head, its RIP

>ITT: a guy posts a pic of himself and claims he hates the guy in the pic so that anons say nice shit about him

You're sad.

Learn Ninjitsu

The only thing stopping you from becoming him is not dieting and not following this video. Join a fucking gym motherfucker and stop complaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuARgqS6aQ

>>694191597
he can definitely win a fight against you. use a weapon.

Join a fucking gym and stop complaining. You could be him in one year with this if you diet and follow it correctly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuARgqS6aQ

>>694193473
>there in his garage, just bought this new lamborghini

>>694193180
yup

>>694193670
>blahino

>>694192946
Those are scars from 2 months ago after he knocked 2 of their members, the last shot him and stabbed.OP HERE

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>>694191597
1) Why try to "win over" a girl who wants somebody else when you could get a chick who didn't pick this guy. That's not even regarding his fighting ability.

2) If she picked him, and you're literally dead set on getting her specifically, you might want to actually physically train. Maybe learn some body-weight exercises from a $20 book you can find at B&N and actually work to better yourself.

3) If you really cared about her as a human being instead of a possession, you'd want her to be happy. If she's happy with this guy, who's to say she'd be happier with you? Critically assess how you can make this girl happy and what you can do to better your own life with her around. If you don't work to better your own life when you're around her, then you don't love her.

If you can't care about a person this way, don't date anybody for a while.

4) and most importantly, while you're working to get more physically fit (which you should be doing regardless of whether you should be dating right now), find a passion. If you have a passion, you get girls much easier, because your main priority isn't them. If your main priority is the chick you're trying to get with, that's a major problem. You need to do something academic that interests you, so the girl is somebody whose personality excites you and encourages you to work towards the best you you can be. You want to arouse that motivation in a girl you're with, too, so make sure that she also has a passion.

The point is, this chick is a learning experience for you. You need physical fitness and an academic interest so that you have a level of monetary independence and a level of emotional independence. Without those things, you won't hold a woman very long, and you won't enjoy your life. And since you're here, you might as well at least enjoy your life. Women and sex should be a side benefit and not a primary goal.

Crush his throat - no air, no fight

Lift until you're no longer weak. The guy in the pic doesn't look especially strong, just lean.

>>694193477
Op here, Im bigger then him soo?

>>694191597
you cant win the girl by winning a fight against him, but if you want to beat him then just stab him by surprise really, or poison him whatever.

Having a black belt in shitty judo and taekwondo doesnt make you invincible

>>694193834
>9 months training no diet.
>Don't even go religiously.
>Go from not being able to lift 45 lb bar to being able to deadlift 200, bench 100, and squat 155.
>Now talk to any girl at or below my league effortlessly.
>You all wish you were me.

>>694194230
wat

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>>694194230
>you all wish you were me
>can only bench 100

>>694194435
I think he was trying to imply that the guy he was responding to is like that, or something

>>694194389
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuARgqS6aQ
Jason Blada and your own willpower will make you a god among men.

>>694191597
You're mad because he had the balls to have sex with a girl you've had a crush on for 3 years?!? Instead of fighting him maybe you should get the balls to ask the girl out yourself. It's not like he banged her in spite of you knowing you liked her did he? Fighting over girls, are you 15? Men don't fight over women, period. Real men either have a girl that has the utmost respect and would never betray them or they get the fuck over the ones that do not have the maturity or stability to be in a relationship. Pining over a girl you merely had a crush on and resenting the dude that made the move on her makes you an insecure little boy that should probably gtfo b and socialize with women.

Assert your dominance by sucking his dick and making him fuck you in the ass like the faggot he is.

>>694194435
And how long did it take you to be able to bench what you are at now, probably much longer than 9 months as you don't follow proper form most likely and your diet is probably shit. The guy who's teaching me went from my level to deadlift 400 in 5 years.

>>694194160
you posted the same already today and most everyone then and now is telling you the same. You cannot win a girl. She fucked him because she wanted to and won't fuck you because she doesn't want to fuck you. Fighting this guy win or lose achieves nothing

>>694194435
I was not able to lift a 45 lb bar before. You realize this is only 9 months I didn't even go some weeks or went once or twice.

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>>694191597
>fucked a girl I've been having a crush on for 3 years

Problem is you didn't act on it, son. Having a crush means less than fuck all unless you express it to the crushee (for want of a better term).

If you did and she said no, then that's the end of it.

Fighting this guy (who is 1: decently built, and 2 [judging from the apparent puncture wounds]: relatively tough) will amount to nothing.

TL;DR: it's your fault she fucked him not you.

Wax on... Wax off

OP is fag; let's be real, there's not a girl who would stay anywhere near you for 3 years. What do you mean by crusy, the girl who you like to jerk off too on Facebook? You probably mean nothing to her; grow the fuck up and stop being an clingy autist who cries on 4chan when he dosen't get his way.

>>694195123
How to be miserable for 1.5 or more years 101. Take action. Get your crush alone. Try to make out with her. Then you'll fucking know whether she's interested or not. it's not that hard.

>>694194230
>100lb is roughly equivalent to 46kg

I go the gym sporadically at best, and can bench 50kg for 3 sets of 10 reps. That's not a brag, it's a bit over half my weight (I am not /fit/ by any stretch of the imagination). I know guys who can do 5x5 of their own weight or more.

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>>694194894
proper form is first thing anybody learns. I was benching more than the bar in middle school

>>694195115
You must be absolutely tiny or super out of shape. Your progress is admirable, sure, but "you wish you were like me" is a ridiculous statement in its entirety.

For your progress, here's a flaming hot asian chick

>>694191597
Give him the double flying elbows
tutorial here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzcWm0PxuQ

>>694195700
>50
I can probably bench 110 actually now. I do angled bench at the moment which is much harder and i'm kinda stuck for a month because i broke my finger. that was my last measure a like 2 months ago.

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>>694195700
yeah my dad played rugby professionally, and when they measured is 1 rep max it was roughly twice his weight.

The level of fitness to which you should aspire is at least to bench roughly double your weight.

Also >>694194230
for your being a completely stupid and overly arrogant ass, you get girlcock

>>694191597
>He had black belt in tkwndo and judo
Better get a bat/crowbar/gun/any weapon

If you knew judo and he didn't then I could ostensibly say you could possibly win, but the fact that he does and you don't means he could rape your ass and not break a sweat.

Either way, if you win or lose you'll be seen as scum.

>>694195973
Reps and sets.

I have done 1 rep of 80kg (roughly 176 lbs) incline bench - but that means absolutely nothing as I can't do more than one.

Didn't take 9months either - maybe 6 weeks and then a crazy idea just to see what I could do.

>>694195700
I'm also only 160 so that's like 2/3 my weight. The girl i'm seeing this weekend also thought i couldn't lift her, so i piggybacked my friend who probably weighs more than me as a demonstration then she wanted one too.

>>694196163
I'm targeting it. Started trying to get back in the gym at least 30 mins a day - but mainly cardio and lung cap as I smoke so much I can't walk up a flight of stairs without panting.

>>694196430
>piggyback

Kek

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>>694195973
"angled bench" isn't bench, it's a completely different exercise that works different muscle groups.

Bench, incline, and military press all work different muscles, and you need to do all of them (and the exercises that work the muscles that oppose the muscles you exercise in all of those exercises) in order to gain fitness.

You're on the right track, so good on you. Broken finger can be worked around somewhat by using machines, since you can flatten your hand on the machine presses and still get the same result.

>>694191597
You couldn't fuck him up even if he was limbless.

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>>694191597
God created men, and Sam Colt made them equal.

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>>694196430
girls always have an inflated opinion of their weight; I'll never understand why they're impressed with a piggyback ride, but they invariably are.

Dated a chick I could bench press once, though; that actually is a bit impressive.

>>694196975
Somebody's played Call of Juarez

>>694191597
idk man, don't use a knife though. he looks like he's immune

>>694197085
Never heard of her

>>694194230
>training for 8 months
>can deadlift 405, bench 265, and squat 315
>btfo

>>694193858
this, everyone on the board should be forced to read this

You need physical fitness and an academic interest so that you have a level of monetary independence and a level of emotional independence.``
dingdingding

>>694191597

you're a fucking idiot if you think that winning a fight with him would make her like you

>>694197366
That is highly impossible.

>>694196743
How so?

>>694197014
>>694197014
Makes my life easier even though i'm not that strong lol. I can piggyback my weight or below easily now.

Guns beat karate everytime.

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>>694197418
I'm usually ignored on this board lol.

I just assume most people don't give a single fuck about what I have to say, which seems to be standard.

Either way, I'm starting to practice what I preach and I'm finding my brain working better, slowly. I still say and think a bunch of shit that I'm pretty sure is just fucking insane, but I'm happy to encourage the insanity as long as it is more or less benign.

Still think I need to face death for a while to earn my life, though, which is probably a problem in the long run lol

>>694191597
>If I beat up a guy I can have his girlfriend.

That's not how it works you little shit.

>>694194230
>be me
>first day walking into the gym
>weigh 153lbs
>bench and squat 155lbs
>deadlift 245lbs
>10 months later
>weigh 180lbs
>bench 205lbs
>squat 275lbs
>deadlift 365lbs

>>694197565
Found the DYEL

>>694193858
Muh nigga right here knows what's up. The renaissance man is always the most highly desired man. He gives no fucks about women and thus gets all the women he wants to fuck.

>>694196163
faggot

>>694196696
I was actually lifting regular a week ago despite my doctor telling me not to lol. I tried machines first then got fed up i couldn't do my regular routine. Can still sorta lift.

I decree this thread is no longer about OP, it is about proper lifting so you don't become OP. Asshole trolls who think they lift better than the other guy are more than welcome.

>>694196163
>>694196696
>>694197014
It appears some people in this thread like me better than others. Anyone who's angry at me probably isn't as special as they think they are. Round of applause for the peeps out there who support the renaissance man initiative.

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>>694199071
half

did you want more girlcock, or...?

Cause commenting on it only makes me assume that you're covering up your faggot tendencies with homophobia so you can see more girlcock, because you have trouble reconciling your arousal at the female form with the vision of the cock, but it turns you on.

So if you want more girlcock, feel free to reply to this telling me how gay I am or whatever. I'll give you more of that sweet, sweet girlcock you crave.

Just kill yourself

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>>694200231
.... those are all me

>>694200634
hey, i want more girlcock like that!

>>694191597
By growing up

a gun

>>694200634
>>694200796
Hey man there's nothing gay about sticking your dick in another man's ass. A big meaty throbbing anus is much harder to fuck than a most giving pussy. Also as long as the tips and balls don't touch you're also gucci.

>>694191597
don't fight him but subtly destroy his reputation/achievements
initiate contact with the girl slightly before
when his downward slope slows, she'll be ripe for the picking

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>>694201194
look as long as you don't pee in the butt it ain't gay

>>694193114
this will help but maybe work on some stand up too.

>>694192801 underrated
>>694201573

>That hand

What is this? A fucking horror movie?

>>694193180
bjj and boxing will make you boss mode

>>694201573
Agreed.

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>>694202016
lol looks like she's holding up the shirt to me

>>694191597
Old bait i old. OP posted a couple weeks ago same thing, said he would beat him up with bat. Nice copypasta faggot

>>694202348

That's a goddamn alien and we both know it. I'm leaving this earth right now. Then I'll be safe.

>>694193858
fuck outta here with logic and reason.
sucker punch him infront of her OP then drop the hand on her

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>>694202729
if you leave you won't be able to fuck fine ass bitches like this though

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>>694202798
lel
enjoy your girlcock

>>694202850

I'll never get a hard on with that fucking cretin roaming this planet. Tell me it's been killed with fire please.

>>694203161
i do enjoy some girl cock

OP, join the marines. Learn CQC, and then come back, eye gouge, nut punch, then blood choke the mother fucked. Chick's love guys who kill other guys out of jealousy. Shit turns them on like a light switch.

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>>694203586
don't lie to yourself. The chick in that photo had a choker; that means she gives excellent head. Could you really not get a boner from excellent head?

>>694201194
bro jobs and letting a bro use your ass for a wank are totally not gay. especially when you say no homo. that shits in the Geneva convention

>>694200796
sauce on mary jane

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>>694205163
like I said earlier, it's only gay when you pee in the butt

>>694191597
Pull the trigger on a nigger, you lil bitch.

>>694204008
mcmap is fucking shit and you know. Stfu.Do bjj and mma for a year and just avoid a kick while closing the gap and hit him with a double leg quick to bring the fight to the ground where you'll have the upper hand. Just avoid getting thrown in the process. Based on his scars I wouldn't be shocked if he carries some kind of weapon so a buddy with a gun on standby isn't a terrible idea to have as an insurance policy. *I do not suggest street fighting and Im aware this is b8

>>694205163
It's only gay if shit makes down your urethra.

>>694206051
that seems a good cut off point