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>>694179840
fuck
>>694179840
Why though
>>694179840
what is all this bullshit
Fucking cancer everywhere.
>>694179840
not today fag
>>694180393
but what if one of them receives a call?
>>694179722
Eh, he probably enjoyed a big blast to the face.
>>694179722
lost
>>694179840
wow u dicc
>>694179840
fuck off
>>694180393
Thanks Lori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-e4k43_Evw
>>694179722
How can this possibly be construed as funny?
>>694182670
what a babe magnet.
>>694182606
DAMMIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmGPbp4BbAc
>>694179840
Fug
>>694179840
Hshejsodo
>>694182606
these are becoming obvious
>>694179840
Not arguing with meme magic
>>694184211
At least it was creative this time.
>>694180393
I really really like this image
>>694179840
fucking shit
Man, these filenames are trash. Not even worth getting mad about, they're just awful.
>>694183903
Nigger.
>>694183633
way to edgy for me
>>694179840
>>694180008
less replies lately. Poor old women in their beds.
>>694184658
IM SHIT POSTING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME LOL
>>694179840
gotta obey
>>694179840
retard
>>694182606
meh
>>694184779
Faggot.
>>694179840
Stop doing this
Mem For the Mem god
dammit, i ran out of bird pictures, this is now a bird thread, the mighty birdman demands so
>>694179840
OH sheet nigga
>>694185159
You were the only one posting them faggot
>>694179840
You're a cunt, i hope your family dies for posting this shit.
>>694185275
>>694185275
THATS WHY THERE HAS TO BE A BIRD THREAD
>Be me
>25 y/o gril
>Literal faggot
>Living with girlfriend, soon to be wife
>We adopted a kid a while ago
>We'll call her Jessie
>One day, out with gf
>We left Jessie home alone
>She's, like, 16 at this time, so it's fine
>We have a wonderful time
>Drink a little
>Have some great food at some random pub
>Make our way home
>Hear the most absolutely blood curdling scream of all time
>Go inside thinking it's a rapist, ready to beat a nigger
>No rapist
>Just blood
>Lots of it
>Jessie is lying on the ground, wrists cut
>She'd apparently had a friend over as well, which was where the scream came from
>Gf calls ambulance, but I can tell it's a little too late
>Get on knees and hold my baby girl's head up
>"Why? Why, Jessie?"
>"I'm... I'm sorry, mom," she said
>"I lost the game."
>>694179840
fak iu fagget
I really need to get this shit off my chest. Seeing as this thread is shit anyway, this is as good a place as any. When i was a kid, i wasnt exactly as cheerful as i am nowadays. I was a decent enough kid. Got passing grades, wasnt a criminal. I was really pissy though. Little things would set me off. Id went to see a therapist a few times, and all he did was tell me to try to control my anger, relax, etcetera. He eventually prescribed me some meds, but it didnt work. Then one day, there was this group of kids that were just... Up to no good. They just loved teasing other kids, picking fights, and otherwise causing trouble. And one day, they just set me off. Fists started flying. I got messed up pretty bad, but i managed to give them a lesson. But then i got home... My mom saw me, and just gasped. She gave me this horrible, disappointed look and told me i had to go. She said i had no choice but to live with some family. That was the first time i had actually cried for a while. I begged the entire week the preparations were made for me to move, but she didnt budge. Every time she shot me down. On the last day, i was just bawling like a baby till I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
What's 1 plus 1 jew
>>694179840
fck u
>>694179722
In their tongue he is Dovahkiin...
>>694179840
Flick
>>694188222
This does things to my weiner, Anon
>>694179840
1 2 3 count me out
>>694179840
tvyrcgvyhj
>>694179840
Shit
only one ill do
>>694179840
Godfuckngdsmmot
>>694188222
She's a lovely woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39p6kAKNYQ
>>694179840
asdfasdfasdf
>>694182606
These should only be attached to banana posts
>>694179840
If you don't reply to me, your mother will die in your sleep 2nite
>>694182606
Fuck off, if you don't reply to me you'll get cancer 2nite
>>694185922
There was so many holes in this story from the beginning that it was completely obvious it was another poor attempt at being a pasta.
Underage B& confirmed.
Just because you see someone else do it doesn't mean you have to kid.
Please lurk more before posting on a website you only discovered this morning.
>>694180929
Fuck off dopio
>>694179840
Lost
>>694182606
Niggers
>>694189635
How do I lurk? 4chan isn't a place
>>694179840
ok
>>694179840
kima
Last one
beace bois
>>694179840
damn
>>694179840
.-.
>>694182943
Fag gets blasted in face.
Whats not to understand?
>>694179840
you stupid nigger
>>694183903
I lost.
>>694188218
This faggots are everywhere
>>694182606
KKek
>>694179840
Stop
>>694189477
:(
>>694179840
Listen here faggot if I ever see you in this thread again I'll knock you out
I must be the only one who likes this bird shit.
>>694179840
chipotle
>>694179840
fag
>>694191534
Thats what you get for being a furfag
>>694190258
That's not even bait, the kids just stupid.
>>694190670
I would fuck all those retarded girls, not even ashamed to say it.
>>694192504
She took that like a champion.
>>694183903
lost and saved
>>694193195
I'm in love with her
>>694193390
Shes about 1 second from breaking out in tears. Feel badly for her, you know the moment when you realize youve made a terrible mistake? Yeah, shes having that moment.
>>694190670
based
>>694182477
>>694184382
FUCKING LOST
>>694193735
Can you imagine having a retarded house elf like her? Teen to early 20s, sortof hot, and retarded as shit? Id play tennis with her all day long, then ask her to show me her vagina just to make sure it was okay, then play more tennis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pc7Zy4cCRk
>>694179840
ass
>>694179840
Fuck off
>>694179840
nope
>>694179840
kys
>>694185435
this guy gets it
>>694179722
Lost before i got in thanx i hate fags
would any of you care for a banana?
>>694186559
Kek
ylyls are now dead
>>694186559
>Up to no good
Instant detection
>>694196350
>now
they've been dead for a long ass time, summer.
>inb4 "im not summer sage goes in all fields fgt 1v1"
>>694179840
fuck
>>694179840
sabe pa
>>694184779
I like it. Effective yet... boring.
>>694179840
fuck you anon
>>694179840
kys
>>694182606
kys
>>694196995
Good Guy Anon
>>694179840
mom is secure now
>>694179840
Gay
>>694182606
Bdhd
>>694179840
Fug off
>>694179840
kitty got my back ;))
>>694179840
fag
>>694182606
fuck yu
>>694179840
gay twink
>>694179840
Sage
>>694182606
fucking damn it
>>694197092
Why is this so satisfying to watch after
>>694179840
kek'd
>>694182606
DPH
>>694179840
very original faggot
>>694179722
Kaio Ken TIMES FOUR!!!!!!!
>>694182606
insane faggotry
Needless to say, this is most certainly a YLYL bread where there is absolutely no chance of losing.
>>694195494
the fact that somebody saved this shit is astounding
>>694179840
cunt
>>694195960
>False valor fag
>>694196226
kek
>>694193195
Sex is always about her body, not her intelligence (at least that you love very much the other person)
>>694179840
Frack off
>>694200365
Why do you care
>>694192331
Lost
>>694193735
My mom lets me say Nigger
>>694183377
Saived
>>694201218
That's racist!!
>>694182606
oh shit!
>>694179840
fuck you
>>694200328
>masturbate at it
ez winz
>>694186559
Fail. Way too obvious. 1/100
>>694182606
hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg
>>694179722
You see that happened and I'm still a queer and there have been soooo much wi for us in the past 4 or 5 years that it's not even funny. So go ahead and laugh it up.
>not even bait
>inb4 bait
>Daddeh n Jeebus tole me iz rong 2 kiss boiz
>mus maek illegul
>>694201315
>>694201315
>my mommy letz me
you really are some fuck ass white boi
>>694179840
ITT people who care about their moms
>>694182606
fuck you
>>694196995
Laughed a bunch
>>694179840
>
heeeewewee
>>694180008
Thank you anon
>>694183903
Why is it that everytime I see something like this pertaining to animals dying or animals being tortured I automatically think to myself:
>I would rather see a human being suffer this.
???
I frequent rekt threads a lot and that shit doesn't bother me at all. I don't get it...
>>694179840
god damn it can't risk the voodoo
>>694179722
can someone post the webm with the lady that puts doritos and a whole lot of other shit on ramen? I'm having trouble finding it online.
>>694196690
my sides
>they're gone
>>694180929 I lost.
>>694194128
It's been a long time since I laughed in a YLYL thread, thanks
>>694182606
U r gay
>>694192504
Could fap to this
Dont know why.
>>694182606
KEKito
>>694179840
pls no
Have more posters if anyones interested
>>694179840
Damn
>>694179722
>Bourbon
>a splash of water
You monster
>>694179840
pls no its her birthday
>>694180008
My cat nigga
>>694188218
Immunity cat
>>694179840
man, my mother is like a fucking hyper ghost then. You son of a bitch posting shit, if you don´t reply to this post a nigger will fuck your mother.
>>694179840
god damn
>>694203604
Grow up, kiddo. Unless this is b8
>>694179840
Αντε τραβα γαμησου ρε παλιο βλαχε βλακα πουστη
Kek moral fags
>>694182606
FUCK
>>694193735
Thats a special kind of love right there.
>>694184779
>>LOL
It's summer alright
>>694202064
the blizzard... classic
>>694179840
fuck off
>>694204067
I don't really like nor drink bourbon.
I wouldn't add water to it though
>>694179840
Thats low bro
>>694194128
HUEAHAHUHAHUAHEHAHUEHAHEHUAHAHEH
>>694179840
shitttt
>>694179840
WHEN WILL THIS DIE!
>>694195960
BURN IN HELL FOR THAT STOLEN VALOR ASSHOLE
>>694179840
why risk it
>>694179840
cunt
>>694204572
So it isn't b8, just ignorance. Ok. Do some readin, son
>>694202426
Holy fuck LOST!!!
>>694179840
fuck
>>694182606
fuck
Reply to this post and your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>694193704
6edgy
>>694179840
This shit is cancer, cmon guys
>>694188218
wtf
>>694179840
Niggers
>>694179840
Don't die
>>694179840
Fuck off
>>694182606
Fuck you too
Can you feel it to?
>>694183418
Underrated
>>694179840
lol
>>694179840
fuck
>>694201522
every fucking time hahahaha
>>694179840
dick
>>694179840
cock
>>694179840
Errr
>>694182606
fuck this
>>694204870
>BURN IN HELL FOR THAT STOLEN VALOR ASSHOLE
Yea, he didn't steal any Valor.
>>694179840
D:!
>>694184560
Bitch, I'm gonna take your shit, then shit on your bitch.
>>694179840
Jesus help us
>>694179840
momm
>>694179840
fucking hell
>>694206444
>>694189617
Why would you do that.
>>694179840
fgt
>>694184996
>>/reddit/
this is probably the worst ylyl thread I've ever seen, what are you fucking faggots doing?
>>694179840
asshole
>Be in high school history class.
>We are doing a mock diplomacy exercise
>Students are divided into groups of four, with each group representing a fictional country.
>”Countries” will negotiate to solve hypothetical international dispute.
>I cringe when I learn that groups will be assigned.
>Placed into a group with two empty-headed girls who refuse to speak to me, let alone contribute.
>They sit off to the side talking about stupid teenager things and ignore me whenever I try to include them.
>Final group member is a flailing retard, let’s call him Anon.
>Anon is at least paying attention, but does literally nothing besides joke about we should “just bomb everybody” and make him dictator.
>Literally nothing else.
>Instructor hands out sheets for us to fill out our policy proposals.
>I propose that we create a global council, similar to the United Nations.
>Two bimbos don’t acknowledge me, continue talking about cute boiz.
>Anon says, “Who cares? We’ll just bomb everybody and I’ll be dictator! Haha!”
>I ask the group for suggestions concerning the ongoing missile dispute.
>Two floozies ignore me, continue to gossip about how Britney that fucking prep is such a fucking slut.
>Anon says, “We’ll just use the missiles to bomb everyone and I’ll be dictator! Hahaha!”
>”We cannot just bomb everyone, Anon. That is not a foreign policy strategy.”
>”Why the fuck not?”
>”Our economy relies on trade with the other nations. Also, the other nations have militaries as well. They will retaliate. We can’t simply drop bombs on sovereign nations and expect no consequences.”
>”Not if they’re all dead and I’m dictator! Hahahaha!”
>End up having to do entire assignment myself.
>MFW that was half a century ago.
>MFW Anon is now the Republican candidate for President of the United States.
>>694179840
reply
>>694179722
fuck off
>>694179840
ass
>>694201868
>it's not even funny
>So go ahead and laugh it up
thanks for the permission, faggot.
>>694179840
fag
>>694182606
wow
>>694182606
zsxdghj
>>694179840
replying because everyone else did.
>>694202426
Autism, probably.
>>694182606
not another one
>>694179840
Wow
>>694179840
kiill youself
>>694179840
faggot
>>694183903
Kill yourself. No cats allowed. God I miss the days when animal brutality against cats was treated worse than anything.
>>694202064
the guy would be fighting back, he would not allow the naked man to fuck the hole
>>694183377
fukken saved
>>694183903
sleep tight, pupper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39p6kAKNYQ
>>694205080
>eurofag detected
so, which part of the british empire are you from? scotland or ireland?
>>694179840
Faaaaaaaag
like LITERALLY this whole thread is chum, if you people consider this shit funny just to /lgbt/ because you take it in the ass
>>694179840
slut
>>694207650
I'm actually not. I'm an Americlap
