Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694164541
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694175053
claimed
Claiming best girlie!
Rory-sama claimed
>>694174939
See ya dude.
>>694174847
It's just easier for me to play Mercy, but I've played support a lot in various games, so I guess I'm used to posistioning and whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5lZXCnh5So
>>694175187
>>694175209
>ooooo boy
>>694175209
Too slow kiddo.
>>694174987
>Dr.Pepper
Your cleavage pic isn't going to sway me away from the party of purity~
>>694175000
>Makoto
Because you hate me?
>>694175329
>implying he cares
>>694175356
I don't! I could never!
>I need to start packing up my stuff to head home now
>>694175356
>Boat
"Party of purity."? I see. I think I can change that~
>>694175388
I mean considering he pulled the "trips to steal" rule on me he can try and roll trips if he wants it this thread. I claimed first, right?
does she count?
Back from work claim.
>Hulu and Unwind edition.
>The one time I'm not complaining about the Captcha being food.
>>694175698
That you did, but he's not gonna stop posting. You can't really enforce the rules either.
>>694175686
Auto correct fucked me over, meant "path of purity"
Oh-uh...
>>694175670
Might be another of your tricks...
>see ya soon friend
>>694175187
Fok m8, he got ya
Bet 'e's 'avin a giggle, m8
>>694175388
>implying we care what you have to say
>implying you're not samefagging as new kurisu
>implying actual kurisu isnt a retarded RPing cuck
>implying you aren't a cancerous newfag
>>694175775
She does indeed. 3D animation = 2D media.
>>694175698
Listen dude. I'm not gonna start a war. Do what you want man. I'm gonna continue conversations I have, and you can do the same. As I said, I personally do not care. We do not need another Snek, or Megu war.
If your waifu played in a band? What instrument would she play??
Guitar for sure for me.
Back and claimed.
Who would star a war over a terrible waifu anyway?
>>694175960
>implying i care about what a guy says that's too scared to show his face when saying his mind
>>694176027
Keyboard, obviously
>>694175952
>White tee only
Hnng.
"Path of purity.". Is that what you tell yourself~?
>>694176003
So why did you bother saying "Sorry bro. I personally don't care, but rules is rules."?
If rules is rules, don't post Kurisu if I claim first. If you don't give a fuck, don't mention it lmao. I'm just doing this cause you did, I'm new to this whole waifu fagging thing.
>>694175909
Definitely true, this IS 4chan.
>>694173892
Yeah it's hot as balls today here. Where are you from?
>>694175960
>Chats shit.
>Still not man enough to identify himself.
Oh I am laffin.
>>694176089
You Know Gasai,
Megumin
Minumin
Etc.
>>694176163
>being this cancerous
Maybe I don't have a waifu, faggot
>>694176027
She wouldnt be in a band. If she were an idol though, which she is, she would sing.
>>694175960
And just for reference dude, I'm not whoever that guy is.
>>694176381
Yes you do. Or you have an avatar, whatever you refer to it as.
>>694175214
rwby?
>>694176027
Something with strings
>>694176308
Good question. Dunno honestly. Like I said, I don't care. We literally just avatar fag in here, so I mean. I don't wanna be an asshole by any means. I prefer to be enjoyed by the peeps that join this thread. I apologize. Truce?
>>694176480
>jumping to conclusions this fast
Well, I'm buying apple sauce
#694176699
Attention whoring faggot
>>694176172
I will not sway so easily!
>>694176698
I guess you could be one of those shut out old fags that pretends like they left.
>>694176839
Here's a (you)
>>694176905
I do not believe that at all, friendo.
I have pictures from times you haaave~
No one claimed Megumin?
WTF
>>694176588
Of course man, I don't care either lol. I was just doing it because you were haha. Like I said I have no clue how the rules work in this shit really.
>using avatars and signatures that anyone can steal
>using them on a forced anon board
>>694176959
Not close faggot
>>694177030
Aight coolio. Anyway, how goes it man?
>>694177009
You fuck ;-;
>>694177025
Fuck off seasonal trash
There is already 2 megumin claimed
>>694177202
Pretty good I guess, kinda fucking hot in my room though and I'm dying.
Hby?
K K K Fine Sicker than your average nigger killer Twist niggers' heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gators Chickenwing-eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right, if they head right Fucking your mom every night Moon Man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose, never choose to Lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us, your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus, screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock nigga, suck it Triple K mafia, we’re on it
>>694177487
Fuck off Mugi
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
I put niggers underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Every Jew be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you niggers smell like shit You niggers can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a fuck about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew
>>694177182
>using them on a forced anon board
Well that would be what namesync is for, really.
>>694177301
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>>694177458
>using texting abbreviations
Summerfag BTFO
>>694177487
Top kekklos
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
[Sun Man] Everything you be saying is offensive to me As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech Moon Man you need to stop the hate After all we are one universal race
Fuck off nigger, I don’t give a fuck about people of other colors Get the fuck out, you ain’t my brother Why don’t you go and fuck a hyena When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
This is Moon Man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier Vote 5, faggots, and I’m out of here
>>694177458
Pretty good. Can't really complain honestly.
>>694177602
And namesync is for cocksucking literal attention whores.
Name one that doesn't try to shitpost or blog
>>694177835
>>694177621
>>694177458
>two retarded blogger trash
I will grant you one wish.
What will it be?
>>694177970
stop posting
>>694177854
Well, I won't pretend I don't shitpost
I am Australian, it's sort of our national hobby.
>>694178018
Why?
>>694177970
Shitposters to regain their passion of shitposting.
>>694178072
Nef, how is back my aussie dad
>>694177621
>
>>694177970
I wish to stop being a lazy fuck
>>694176839
is it attention whoring to post my waifu now?
>>694177970
that i could know who your waifu is
>>694177970
The thread to normalise
>>694177970
A painless death.
kthxbye.
did you get your meds Nef
best
>>694178072
>national hobby
Being a faggot is a hobby?
>>694177970
For namesync and cancerous waifus to die in a fire
>>694178185
I think the rip is healing but the jelly is still causing nerve problems
My leg is hella stiff when I wake up. Sitting down becomes really unpleasant.
But the jelly should dissolve eventually
I'm hoping to be in good enough shape to go to work on Friday
>>694178192
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claimed
>>694177631
Keep trying breh I've been browsing since '03.
Also why are you targeting me man? This is like my third time posting in these threads.
>>694178234
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>>694178426
Well, it's more like a sport
>>694178352
No, it's 7.45am
I'll get them when I go for lunch
I still have enough paracetamol and tramadol for a few days. It's only the ibuprofen and the codeine that need refilling, and I still have 1 day of those left.
QOTT: Would you do lewd things with your waifu, and if you would, what would you want to do?
>>694178437
I've been worried, I'm glad you're starting to get better
>>694178620
Im sorry, but who are you and why are you pretending to be an Aussie?
>>694178666
>Satan Bazza of truth
>>694178666
Well it was always gonna take a while. Herniated disc ain't an over-night rest fix.
>>694178640
Yes
Just about everything
>>694178640
Handholding.
You heard me.
>>694178666
Nicre trips satan
>>694178640
Sexual intercourse, only for the purpose of reproducing though.
>>694178614
Prove it newfag
>>694178620
You need help. Fake faggot
>>694178640
>trying to shitpost
Here is your (You) don't spend it all in one place
>>694178916
Well fuck me. Im really out of it today.
>>694178614
Why do newfags like you always have to reach too high?
You could have gone for a more realistic '08 but no you always have to go for retarded '03.
>>694178957
You fucking pig! She's a human!
>>694178957
Come on man, this is supposed to be a child friendly board.
>>694178570
a cutie
>>694178640
yes
whatever she wanted
>>694178957
YUI MONSTER
>>694178916
I'm Malcolm Turnbull.
I'm here doing research on waifus so I can fulfil my election promise of making waifus real.
>>694179001
You caught me
I'm not actually a faggot
I just pretend to be gay so I can get chicks
>>694178977
Not even the meme, newfag
>consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>694179062
Fucking this.
>>694178640
I would ask to expose her ankle.
>>694178620
RIP u when it runs out
whats for lunch?
i am still surprised that you havent been ordered to wear a back brace
>>694178180
Granted, all of them move on to /v/ and /pol/.
>>694178192
Granted, in a few years it will kick in.
>>694178226
Granted, Nonon Jakuzure. you can't get more smug and cute than her.
>>694178234
Granted, it will happen once we hit image limit.
>>694178342
Granted, but not today.
>>694178426
Granted, but those that literally have cancer.
>>694179179
Malcolm wouldnt have a waifu you nong. Hes too busy trying to privatise Medicare.
Our only hope is Pauline Hanson.
>>694179228
Oh, fuuuuck... that's kinky
>>694179087
>>694179120
>>694179166
I'm sorry everyone.
Just fucking ban me.
>>694179001
>implying you can prove something like that
Prove you're not a faggot.
>>694179062
Not a newfag but again I can't prove it. Don't really need to either man.
>>694178640
I want her to sit on my face.
>>694179269
I don't know, probably some japanese.
>>694179414
All Liberal members must have a waifu
Tony Abbott's waifu is that tit-monster Orihime from Bleach. He's a bit old fashioned.
John Howard has an Asuka dakimakura. Evangelion was his jam.
>Our only hope is Pauline Hanson.
She's back and in the senate. Niggas can't keep her down
>>694178520
WEW
>>694179354
Thank ye, oh great one
>>694179474
I'm with you my man
>>694178640
Yes
Marriage
>>694179179
>look at me! I'm soo witty
Pull a Kurt Cobaine
>>694179087
>>694179120
>>694179166
>>694178957
You are all retarded newfags trying to fit in
>>694179354
No. Those who are Fucking retards and try to be cool
>>694179490
I'm not a bundle of sticks used to burn people at the stake, nor am I a gatherer of said sticks
And you can prove something like that.
>>694179474
Blow brains out
>>694179742
I want you to commit suicide
But, not unlike what you want, its most likely never going to happen
>>694179742
Uhhhhhhhhhhh øœöòóôôõèéêëàáâãäåæïîíì
>>694178640
Of course. Hold hands and get married
>yes, it's the real Prinz
>>694179986
I'm more of a Kurt Cocaine guy
>>694179986
That's not proof, your word isn't proof you fucking imbecile.
And no, you can't prove something like that.
>>694179986
Guy who lives for the (you)s.
>>694179986
here have your (You)
>>694180109
the real hugs?
QotT: Why can't my waifu be real and can I fap to her?
>>694179986
Here's that (You) you wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaAzHJQrqcM
>>694180109
Best ship QT
>inb4 the other shitty chen poster beings poster
>>694179850
you should post pics of said food
>>694180266
Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs
It is me, yes
>>694180021
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>>694180109
PRINZIE~