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How do you defend yourself?
buy a ar15 becuz its my right 2 do so yee yee murca
>>694174468
Leaving detroit
Go up in attic, use spider+web to create a makeshift nunchuck, proceed to eradicate niggers.
>>694175550
kak
>>694176134
>>694175550
>>694174862
Draw it in paint newfags
>>694174468
>tfw no gf to save
SPIDERBRO PROTECT ME!
say "fuck off niggers"
if niger leave ok
if nigger stay gun
eazy desision
Proceed to get a boner of them kidnapping my gf since I'm a cuck
>>694177444
nice cannon
RIP
>>694174468
Go back and time and help the south win the civil war
>>694177263
end your life cuck trash
>>694174468
not much to do, place spider in front door , barraced bed onto top of stairs, if they start to get thrugh kick bed down stairs
>>694177547
Deus vult!
>1996 buick riviera
>>694174468
Hang an "Employment Office" sign over my front door.
>>694180923
'You' have quite the big black dick.
>>694178696
no tip for greedy jews
>>694180923
Just the color of the latex
so perf plz nerf
>>694181582
Lost it when I noticed you changed the text
>>694181696
NOODLE KARATE KIMONOOOO
Johnny 5 Nigga!
>be morbidly obese
>have a high voice
>catfish burglar or enemy into going upstairs with you. Slide a picture of your gf under the door and tell him it's you
>crush him under your immense weight when he comes in
>profit
Done.
Just add the word "Smart" above Niggers. Now that they don't exist, there is no threat.
>no one is cleaning out that huge mess of cobwebs in their attic
>>694181582
What the
>>694181582
Fuck
>>694178376
This may lead to worse things than niggers. Lets just hope we race war and kill them and muslims all off. Now all we have to worry about is chinks, but at least they bring us semi-hot women and become cucks to us.
>>694181670
kek
gangbang...homies over hoes
or
hire them and tell em to bring more white women for I am horny
>>694183467
>cobwebs
there is a spider in it you dumbass
>>694183804
>enquire
>>694181582
damn
easy.... throw them a basketball
>>694181582
shid
>>694180953
>>694181696
>>694183856
These faygos stealing my overwatch memes.
>>694174468
Niggers can't shoot. I can.
>>694174468
>Implying this isn't the true situation
I don't like black
>>694183467
That's spiderbros home you asshole
>>694181582
Fuc
>>694181582
crap
>>694181582
Fucking faggot
>>694181582
lol
>>694181582
Sheeet
>>694182263
JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE
here
>>694181582
wow
>>694185332
top tier reply
