Get in the bathroom
Wet some towels and put them under the closed door
"smoke out"
post results

Toss them in the front door of a middle/high school on the first day of school.

>>694168580
Smoke mid im gonna cross.

Throw it into a mcdonalds and yell "this is how your chicken is made"

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Here's the other.

send it to me

>>694168867
>post results
inb4 >op is a fag

Keep them hidden in your pants so if you say something autistic (which I know you will) you can just throw that smoke grenade and run away

>>694168580
bring them back to your qm and say you founded them or put them in an amnisty box before someone from your unit recognise you/ identify you, and get you court martialed for stealing pyro from the canadian forces.

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TIMESTAMP, FAGGOT

>>694169472
am britbong

>>694169378
i11 fite u 4 it

>>694169170
Came here to say this.

througth them in the middle of the highway

>>694169608
oh well then, pop them in a walmart or something we have the exact same one in the canadian army

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>>694169582
happy?

>>694168580

The only answer in here should be

>MICROWAVE

nade in pooper

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>go into a bustling store/restaurant
>drop them both
>leave establishment, but stay close
>take vid
>???
>profit

>>694168580
Step 1:
Turn on camera

Step 2:
Smoke grenade up butt

Step 3:
Pull pin

You will make it into the 4chan hall of fame OP.

>>694169974
Agree
>microwave

>>694169890
This pleases me

put in pooper
set off

>>694170276
>>694170219
plz

>>694170219
true

>>694170276
this

Go to a BLM protest and throw them at the police in hopes of inciting violence. Just do it sneakily. Or put on black face first. Blacks love when white people do that.

>>694170219
>>694170276
>>694170016
not a fag

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>>694168580
Bomp in the pooper

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GO OUTSIDE
FIND NORMIES
THROW AT NORMIES
STAB THEM UNDER THE COVER OF THE SMOKESCREEN

>>694169783
this

Up the bum. Op is always a fact, this has been stated

>>694170016
I second this

Sharpie in pooper

Post pics of the bottom of the grenades.

Up your bum

>>694171188
second this

>>694168580
Give them to children in need

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>>694168580
please do blow smoke up your ass

>>694169170
"Smoke" *smokes spawn.*

Leave them in a playground for kids to find

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>>694171188
>>694171278
One has foil covering something and the other is solid

>>694171728
seems to be ok so faggot what are you going to do

>>694171728
do something faggot

Go to local walmart put it next to the door and run away.

The foil is the vent hole for the smoke. (Ex military here). They look to be in good condition. Pull pin, throw and you're all good

>>694173048
OP here
Can they be traced back to my friend after being lit?

>find someone driving around playing pokemon go
>ask then to roll down window
>ask them about pokemon go then throw in smokey

>>694173286
It's your job to be the proxy, OP.

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smoke that foxhole

>>694173432
If it's thrown somewhere I can't retrieve the casing, what could be traced?

>>694173323
Have to yell, "KOFFING, USE SMOKESCREEN!" as you throw it.

throw the smoke grenade to your bathroom, then close the door and let it sit there for a while

Go to a well crowded place yell die) allah akbar and pull the pin.

Throw it on your neighbours backyard. If you live in an apartment, throw it as far you can, take some pics and run into your home like a little bitch.

Smoke in pooper
No homo

Throw them in a pool and see what happens. I'm dying to know!

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Smoke'em OP!

>>694172999
Winrar

>>694174561
A+

>>694173629
Probably a serial number if it's anywhere on there, maybe fingerprints. Where did you buy it?

>>694174860
friend got them from the military

>>694175075
how long ago?
if asked, would they say that they gave them to you?

>>694175075
Check the grenade for any identifying numbers. Also, look up the model. Study it, lookout for anything that could identify it's source. Also, wipe it down with alcohol if you're gonna use it (to remove the prints) and use gloves.

Lastly, don't shit where you eat.

>>694175148
a couple of years
no, they are a sergeant

>>694174336
Second this

If it really is a military grade smoke grenade, then you should pop it in a building like a school.

Would give some good keks

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If this igets dubs, OP has to pull one right now and show results

>>694168580
This is a useless item.

>>694173629
Nah. The paint will peel. They produce a lot of heat. They are essentially an ignitor within a smoke pellet. You'll be fine

Buy a model rocket. The biggest one you can find. Rig the grenade to it and shoot it off over a populated area. Find a way to make it go off when it's in the air.

>>694168580
Great, do you have any flashbangs, or incendiarys? Anyway smoke off long doors from elevator then watch cat for us, I'm going B plat.

Throw them in cars at stoppings/red lights & take& post pics.

If you throw them into water it will bubble up cool as shit and smoke will escape from water into the air. I have done this and just think it's cool wo watch.

Throw them at BLM at the next rally/march/protest/demonstration

Throw into nigger rally and see it all over the news but don't get caught!!!!

>>694176695
>>694176868
am britbong and we don't do rallys, we queue.
niggers have a separate queue

NIGGER BLM RALLY FTW +100 DO IT FAG!!!!!! POST PICS I DARE YOU!!!!!!

>>694177022
A britbong with smokebombs? Shiiiiet. Throw it into a mosque when they're praying/plotting

you could throw into sewer and it'll look like something is on fire or maybe a bomb in there- guaranteed FD will respond - plus you can take pics and pretend to be innocent bystander.

Wipe off all fingerprints and don't have any gay lotion on your hand that is the same as found on pin

>>694177427
Yeah throw something that makes a spark into a methane filled sewer. Genius

>>694177427
Another idea is to plant lotion!

Make sure to record this

1. Find some faggot sleeping in a tent

2. Write "From /b/ with love" on a piece of paper

3. Unzip tent

4. Pull pin and throw a smoke grenade in

5. Zip the tent back up

6. Leave the piece of paper outside of the tent

7. Run like hell

8. Post results in the form of a video (Webm preferred)

not enough methane in sewer to make an explosion- I mean it would have to be one hell of a stinky ass sewer for that

>>694177651
>Find some faggot in a tent
>Detroit.jpeg

If you throw in street = might make wreck = if it causes death = 2nd degree murder in USA - but maybe on the side of a busy road...

>>694177852
Find a camp site near you then and drive there. Also hello fellow Michiganfag, hope you live in a safe part of Detroit, there is a reason why I live in a rural area, to avoid crime

>>694177825
Yes there is, sewers explode every now and then from gas.